People, Wealth, and Talent? I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Forge an Immortal Bone!

Name: People, Wealth, and Talent? I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Forge an Immortal Bone!
Author: A Dab of Ink and White

人财人柴人材？不择手段铸仙骨！

by A Dab of Ink and White (一墨水白)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 133k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

“Foot massage is also a path, and technique is also a method. I hope to meet someone who makes me...”

“Taking it in is still taking it in. You understand now, right, Senior Sister?”

“Going all in is a kind of wisdom! Anything can take off when the wind is right, even a pig. All the more so for you, Junior Brother!”

“It was all Senior Brother Hua’s doing. What does that have to do with me, Ye Sheng?”

“...”

Everyone knows I’m slippery and opportunistic, and that I always pass the buck when trouble comes. No one knows I carry the origin of the God of Drama within me.

The God of Drama’s Mask grants me a thousand faces and countless forms. It looks as if I’m putting on a mask, but in truth, I’m taking one off;

The Replicating Mirror creates seven clones, each commanding one path: Buddha, Dao, immortal, demon, monster, ghost, and aberration. They have eyes and hands everywhere.

“Yes, they’re all actually me.”

All paths share the same origin. The seven bodies unite, and every road in the world becomes my path to immortality.

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