Looking for Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts at Midnight 求沙雕搞笑，半夜笑到肚子疼的文

1. 301 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
2. 302 我 I’m Not a God of Cooking 我不是煮神 A YunAyun阿云AyunUrban305k WordsOngoing Also known as My Daily Prison-Bound Food Stall, He Really Knows How to Eat, and Don't Call Me a Cook [Food + System + No Female Lead + Daily Life + Perfect Reading Companion + Comedy] How much money can you really make from running a food stall? Jiang Yun refused to believe it, until he accidentally bonded with a food-stall System. Either he follows its tasks and runs a stall to earn generous rewards, or the System forcibly deletes his account. What? You want me to sell barbecue outside a cremat 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The original title was intended to be a joke, but it backfired and dragged me down. The original title was "Selling Barbecue at a Crematorium," a lighthearted, humorous slice-of-life food story. Hopefully, those who enjoy this genre will support it. My child's verification period ended with zeros, and I can't hold back anymore [facepalm].

3. 303 谁 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ Blue-Glowing Gatling Gun冒蓝光的加特林Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 15.2kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves

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   Abstract, humorous

4. 304 谁 Who Says Having This Kid Was a Mistake? This Kid Is Amazing 谁说这孩子出生，这孩子可太棒了 Loves Pork Belly Rice爱吃扣肉饭Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines + lighthearted] I'm a high school sophomore, and the Bankruptcy System arrived ten years early. [At twenty-seven, your company went bankrupt, and debts of over a hundred million left you struggling to breathe. You stood on a rooftop, smoking until dawn, and finally realized one thing: if you aren't even afraid of death, why be afraid of starting over? Calling in one last favor, you got into an MBA program. The teacher at the lectern has a background you could never have imagin 4.4kReads9.3Score275Shelves

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   These two books are worth reading.

5. 305 绿EN Green Tea? She’s Clearly a Hidden Gem! 绿茶？分明是宝藏女孩！ Dolphin Finds Fun for Everyone海豚给大家找乐子Urban713k WordsCompleted [Slice of Life] + [Campus Romance] + [Comedy] Jiang Linyuan got bound to a lousy System... Whenever a bad girl toyed with his feelings, the System would give him a reward. Wait, buddy? Isn't this just making the protagonist suffer? Then one day, after he jokingly confessed and got rejected, the System gave him a reward. Getting rejected after a confession counts as having your feelings toyed with? Heh, now I get it. What bad girls? They're all hidden gems! "Stay focused, cultivate the te 58kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves
6. 306 考 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后，黑道老爹气进ICU Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.8kReads8.3Score388Shelves

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   🐚🐚①The protagonist happens to transmigrate to the moment when the original owner's fate is decided. After being greatly affected, the protagonist decides to put aside his personal qualities and think that it is better to make things difficult for others than to wrong himself. Fate is always up and down.

7. 307 一 The Outcast: Fake Hu Nik Binding to a Real Fox Immortal System 一人，假胡尼克绑定真狐仙系统 The Crescent Bow上弦如钩Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing Tags: Period setting, System, Portable space, Power fantasy, Stockpiling goods and grain, The Outcast fanfiction, Folk immortals, Supernatural abilities, Resisting the Japanese invasion and saving the people Out there, you can call me a fox spirit all you want. I won’t hold it against you. But here in Changbai Mountain, what should you call me? Lord Fox Immortal! Hu Yiming accidentally transmigrates while cosplaying Nick Wilde, arriving in the remote mountains of Northeast China in 1931. 71.2kReads7.4Score8.9kShelves

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   High-quality reading material! A fox spirit transmigrates into the world of "Under One Person" [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

8. 308 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 10kReads9.4Score879Shelves
9. 309 重 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Male-Channel Fanfiction719k WordsOngoing People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.1kReads8.3Score198Shelves
10. 310 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 48.7kReads8.9Score7kShelves
11. 311 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.3kReads8.3Score213Shelves

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    Monday's Recharge Guide [Laughing] I sneaked a peek during the meeting and laughed so hard I completely lost control of my facial expressions, but I still had to pretend to be serious while taking notes! Seriously, if you want to experience the thrill of suppressing laughter at your desk and developing abs, come quick, it's so stress-relieving hahaha! 🤣📝

12. 312 七 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 Bobo Bedhead啵啵呆毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.4kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves

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    This book is hilarious! The female lead is a compelling character who never takes a beating, and the male lead is such a manipulative guy. The crazy, violent female lead teams up with the manipulative, whiny female lead to take down her scumbag father and fight her stepmother. It's really funny, hahaha!

13. 313 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Traveling Across Worlds as the Emanator of Every Aeon 星铁：成为所有星神的令使游万界 How Many Joys in This Fleeting Life浮生浮世为欢几何Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted Zhang Yu: “Ah, wasn’t I in the Honkai: Star Rail universe? How did I end up in a Genshin Impact chat group?” Pom-Pom: “I thought it was a speed bump, pom.” Paimon: “Everyone knows I’m Emergency Food now.” Furina: “Even a god can be put on trial.” Herta: “Come test it, please, I’m begging you.” Pom-Pom: “I have fellow Pom-Poms now, too.” Himeko: “This is truly incredible.” Bai Yuekui: “Thank you.” (So far, the story has visited Super God Academy, Slay the Gods, Spirit Cage, Naruto, Honkai Impact 5.5kReads7.4Score408Shelves
14. 314 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    While Buddha was still leisurely wrapping things up on the stage, and the assembled Buddhas were still congratulating each other, I, Old Pig, outwardly remained calm as a dog, but inwardly I was already scratching my head and rubbing my pig paws together anxiously. The moment Buddha finished speaking and everyone bowed and rose, I didn't even bother with pleasantries and turned to run away. Sun Wukong, with his sharp eyes, grabbed the hem of my robe and said with a grin, "Fool! You just received your Buddhahood and you're already running around? Aren't you afraid of getting a reputation for not knowing the rules if you don't go and exchange greetings with all the immortals and Buddhas?" I suddenly...

15. 315 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 316 原 Genshin Impact: Game Pulls, with Link Time from the Start! 原神：游戏抽取，开局林克时间！ Divine Fantasy Dream神幻梦Anime Fanfiction509k WordsOngoing The rating just came out, so it’s pretty low, but the author will keep working hard. (Multiple heroines + becomes invincible soon after the Stormterror quest + saving tragic characters + memes + going completely unhinged) Definitely included: [Genshin Impact] (main world), [Honkai Impact 3rd] (will visit), [Honkai: Star Rail] (will visit), [Undertale] (will visit), [The Legend of Zelda] (will visit), [Tale of Immortal] (will visit), [Devil May Cry] (might visit, but the little one will show off 331Reads6.5Score—Shelves
17. 317 原 Genshin Impact: I Am Otsutsuki Momoshiki, Possessing Furina 原神：我大筒木桃式，附身芙宁娜 Farewell on Nantai Bridge南台桥上的离别Anime Fanfiction773k WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Showbiz] [All Naruto abilities] [Wandering through all kinds of worlds] At the start, after transmigrating into Momoshiki just as he was about to be beaten into a peach, he was on the verge of death. Instead of possessing Uzumaki Boruto, he obtained a character panel and was sucked into a dimensional rift, landing in Teyvat and possessing Furina. He becomes Furina’s personal Otsutsuki and takes the silly Furina across the universe to plant Divine Trees and harvest their fruit. Eati 2.2kReads8.1Score294Shelves
18. 318 编 Screenwriter, What's Wrong with Me Slacking Off? 编剧，我摆烂怎么你了？ Silk, Wine, and Tea丝酒茶Urban188k WordsOngoing [Mad protagonist + Legal maniac + National destiny] After entering a world of rules that devours people, Gu Xiemu awakened the “Code System.” Others treat rules as iron laws. He sees them as “contract loopholes waiting to be optimized.” “Kitchen God, your stove flame isn't up to standard. That's a performance penalty!” “Jade Emperor, illegal parking at the Southern Heavenly Gate? Here's a ticket! Have it towed!” “Zeus, you want to invade Blue Star? Pay the tariffs first, then sign this ‘unequa —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Hidden setting: The smart pen is the judge's pawn, and Tiandao is a startup company in dire need of funding. President Gu thinks he is playing chess, but he is actually the ace worker on someone else's chessboard!"

19. 319 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 320 我 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 Happy, Arf, Laugh喜嗷笑Eastern Fantasy181k WordsOngoing [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious, it'll make you laugh until you drop! It's packed with jokes and gags, it's incredibly funny, highly recommended!!!

21. 321 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I Bought a Fake Kamen Rider Belt Online and Broke Fu Xuan 崩铁：网购假面腰带，我玩坏符玄 Pineapple Immortal菠萝仙人Anime Fanfiction147k WordsOngoing Chu Luo transmigrates into Honkai: Star Rail and becomes a diviner at the Divination Commission. One day, while slacking off, he finds that an unknown online shopping app has mysteriously installed itself on his phone. [Time Second-Order Watch Face: 5.21 Credits] [Ten Holy Blades, buy now and get three fantasy books free: 19.8 Credits] [Goodwill Driver, comes with a full set of Kamen Rider final cards: 19.8 Credits] As someone who trawls the internet for junk and is also a Kamen Rider fan, Chu L 725Reads7.4Score103Shelves
22. 322 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 323 斩 Slay the Gods: After Becoming a Trailblazer, the Gods Fight to Adopt Me 斩神：成为开拓者后被众神抢当娃 Neither Eating nor Sleeping不吃不睡Male-Channel Fanfiction256k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods fanfic] [Comedy] [Meme references] [Roleplay] Have you ever seen a hundred-ton flying truck? Well! Our Chen Baiyu ran into one while cosplaying as Star the Trailblazer. After transmigrating, he became her. He became Star, ended up in the same class as Lin Qiye, and even got some eggs from his aunt. We're cooked! But she has a System! Demon-faced King? What's that? “Enough, Star! Stop rummaging through trash cans!” Hongying was thoroughly exasperated. All the other members of Team 1kReads7.3Score101Shelves
24. 324 侯 The Marquis's Concubine Gossips, and the Emperor's Underwear Is at Risk 侯门小妾吃瓜，皇帝裤衩保不住了 Half a Cotton Flower半朵棉Ancient Romance683k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Everyone can hear her thoughts + hilarious antics + gossip + palace intrigue + household scheming] Important: The sleazy womanizer is NOT the male lead!!! Chu Xun is timid, money-loving, and a coward. All she wants is to laze around and enjoy the gossip. While everyone else is competing for favor, sucking up, and scheming against each other, she can never get enough gossip. From princes and ministers to commoners, she can dig up dirt on anyone. Even the emperor's underwear isn't safe 1.8kReads8.9Score183Shelves

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    I wasn't even considering reading it because the rating wasn't above 9.0, But after reading some positive reviews from other readers, I read one chapter and found it quite good. I recommend it.

25. 325 原 Genshin Impact: Winning Over Little Paimon from the Start 原神：开局攻略小派蒙 Clumsy Little Blue笨手笨脚小小蓝Anime Fanfiction484k WordsOngoing [Also known as: The Succubus Fisher Traveler’s Journey Through Teyvat, character inspiration drawn from the daredevil Traveler] A burned-out office worker who spent his days writing transmigrates into Teyvat as a blond-haired young man, and hooks a goofy little Paimon from the start. Youkong: I honestly just wanted to fish in peace. “Yes, children, I like stirring things up. If I’m not causing trouble, I feel awful all over.” “Man! What can I say?” —Reads—Score1.2kShelves
26. 326 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.6kReads9.3Score9kShelves

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    You absolutely can't miss this one! Just looking at the title tells you how ridiculous it is. [Smirk]

27. 327 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I Have a Group Chat with the Aeons 星铁：我有一个星神群 Bright Moon, Sparse Stars月明星浅Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing Yaoshi: May all beings obtain whatever they seek. Lan: @Yaoshi, I shared a group member’s location with you. Come join us! Qin Mo: Dear Lan, please stop chasing after Yaoshi to send them rockets! Aha: Spread the word! The group owner’s sweetheart is Lan, but Lan is chasing after Yaoshi. @Fuli, Aha thinks this could make a two-hundred-episode drama... Fuli: Precious memories... Nanook: Foolish joy, foolish wisdom. I’m sick of it. Aha: You foolish maniac, do you want the whole group to beat you up 6.6kReads8.8Score373Shelves
28. 328 概 The Concept God: Invincible Within the Rules 概念神：我规则内无敌 AA ScholarAA书生Urban677k WordsCompleted [Simulator]+ [Causality]+ [Conceptual Powers]+ [Apocalypse]+ [Save the World], the most wildly imaginative work on the entire internet in 2023! Jiang Ze gets a life simulator. At the start of each simulation, he randomly gains a causality-based ability. The first time, you gain the ability [Never Miss a Three-Pointer], tear through the NBA, win ten consecutive championships, and become the greatest player in basketball history! … The fourth time, you gain the ability [Get a Perfect Score on the 9.2kReads8.0Score630Shelves

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    Having such silly skills is almost laughable.

29. 329 王 Honor of Kings: Moonlight, Blow Them Away! 王者：月光啊，闪爆他们！ Building the Great Wall with a Sword持剑以筑长城Sports745k WordsCompleted [Meme System] + [Solo queue king] + [Random matchmaking] + [Livestream] + [All-rounder] + [Sweet romance] Jiang Yu was lucky enough to activate a System. Unfortunately, it was a bizarre meme-making System. As long as he performed an action or behavior associated with a particular hero, he could become the best player of that hero? “What does that mean? Are you saying...” [Ding! Detected Host walking along the wall. Acquired Baili Shouyue’s top-tier skills and understanding!] “So that means...” [ 8.7kReads9.0Score653Shelves

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    [Smirking] Some of you guys are right, there are definitely more than one funny book like this, there are nine in total. 🌳

30. 330 异 Superpower Awakening: This Ridiculous Power Is Way Too Strong 异能觉醒：沙雕搞笑异能太强了吧 Dried Radish Lover爱吃萝卜干Urban880k WordsCompleted (Spiritual qi revival, cartoon-animation abilities, absurd comedy, nonsensical humor, the uncanny, technology, antiquity, mythology, the cosmos...) The serious can't beat the silly, and passion can't beat comedy. A century after spiritual qi revival, dimensional creatures have invaded and society is barely holding together. The protagonist gains a ridiculous, comedic ability! 3kReads7.8Score122Shelves
31. 331 随 Randomly Got a Weird Skill? Don’t Panic, Just Have Fun With It 随机到怪技能？不要慌，要啸着玩 Distant Stars on a Cold Night寒夜远辰Sports840k WordsCompleted The phases of the moon suddenly changed! Everyone gained a special skill, changing the fate of people across the globe! The disabled, lonely old man Wang gained the skill [Accessible Wheelchair]. From then on, every time something was stolen nearby, wheelchair tracks appeared all over the walls... Old Wu, who ran a shop, gained the skill [Your Shop Is Guaranteed to Thrive]. The very next day, the entire village joined forces to smash up his funeral-clothes shop. College student Xiao Li gained th 19.1kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
32. 332 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 140.1kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves

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    The first book, "Lu Ling," is a slightly mystical and eccentric novel. It doesn't rely on trendy tropes; it's purely funny, the kind of audiobook you'll find yourself laughing out loud while listening to at work. The second book is similar—a hilarious story of a beloved, eccentric character with animal interactions. Highly recommended; it has a kind of calmly eccentric quality. The third book, "Sister Xie," needs no introduction. My brother Xie has always been a staunch supporter of my only sister. The fourth book, "Ming Li," was the first book that got me into eccentric novels; she's my mentor in my eccentric life. Super funny, it also features animal interactions, but the animals are just as eccentric as her. The fifth book, "Yan Zhi Zhi," is also highly recommended. It's not a story about a real and fake heiress; instead, it's about adoption. The humor comes from her unusual thought process. Highly recommended. These are basically the e-books I listen to at work; they're perfect for audiobooks. I've even listened to several of them entirely as audiobooks. I recommend them to everyone—let's create an eccentric life together!

33. 333 王 Honor of Kings: My Stats Are Maxed Out, but I Just Want to Live Off Someone Else! 王者：满属性的我，只想吃软饭！ Loves Bamboo Shoots and Cured Pork Stir-Fry爱吃竹笋炒腊肉Sports1.3M WordsCompleted [Maxed-out stats + AG + livestreaming + sweet romance + feel-good action + Five-Lane Road FMVP + cutting-edge tech] Chen An, whose stats are maxed out from the start, originally only wanted to live off someone else while calling the shots. But while helping AG with scrimmages, he made a name for himself in a single match with his Seven-Star Radiant Sword chasing down Fei Lei Shen! The beleaguered Nine Gates also got their spring with Chen An at the helm! He ran into Mad Demon Brother and used a —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 334 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 56kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves
35. 335 王 Honor of Kings: From the Start, I Rule the Ninth Prison, Master of All Ten Thousand Prisons 王者：开局牢九门，我为万牢之主 Leg-Day Slacker练腿摸鱼仔Sports586k WordsCompleted [Solo Queue King]+ [Livestream]+ [Queue Snipe]+ [Power Fantasy] After losing nine games in a row and becoming the laughingstock of the internet, washed-up streamer Lu Chuan activates the God of Kings System! “Your Sikong Zhen win rate is 0%. You still taking requests?” “Even if you win, you’ll just be a carried loser, won’t you?” In response to the haters’ relentless abuse, he equips the title “Lord of Ten Thousand Prisons” and puts up a livestream headline: [Only playing the Nine Prison Picks u 3.3kReads8.9Score273Shelves
36. 336 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.6kReads9.1Score3kShelves
37. 337 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
38. 338 入 Enlisting as a Military Policeman: Do I Need to Retire Early? 入伍当纠察，需要提前退伍？ A Touch of Olive Green一抹橄榄绿Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Modern Military + No System] Jiang Xiaolong had just transmigrated when he found himself in a recruit camp. He had planned to lie flat for two years, then inherit the family business, but unexpectedly, he was assigned to the military police... “Brother Long, where’s a good place for new recruits to be assigned after training?” “Logistics, the motor company, or the maintenance unit would all be fine. Just don’t get assigned to the military police.” “Why not?” “Never heard that the military polic 6.4kReads9.2Score483Shelves
39. 339 癫 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 San Jizi三吉仔Ancient Romance544k WordsCompleted (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads6.8Score319Shelves

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    This book is super good and hilarious!

40. 340 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 30.3kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves
41. 341 人 In Type-Moon, I Became an Executor of the Counter Force from the Start 人在型月，开局成为抑止力代行者 Silly, Eat Watermelon笨蛋吃西瓜Anime Fanfiction441k WordsCompleted Next, let us welcome Type-Moon’s: [Regular Guest of the Chatterbox Show], [The Ceiling of Type-Moon Absurdity], [Grand Absurdist], [The UO of Comedy], [One of the Three Idiots, alongside Foolish Nobunaga and Miss Okita], [The Absolute Comedy Star]. [Shirieda Izayoi!] Foolish Nobunaga smirked mockingly. “Pfft~ The big boss always arrives as [Humanity · Evil].” Miss Okita struggled to hold back her laughter. “Shirieda, how come yours turns into [Comedy · Art]?” Shirieda: “Keep talking, and see wha 2.9kReads9.1Score272Shelves
42. 342 舔 After Fawning Over Four Powerful Men, the Psycho Villain Could Read Minds 舔了四个大佬后疯批反派会读心了 Yogurt-Fried Watermelon酸奶炒西瓜Ancient Romance517k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Love Rival Showdown + A Strong Female Lead + Mind Reading Spreads from Person to Person] Jiang Nanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly, disposable simp in a certain popular historical romance about a woman adored by everyone. While other people fawned over one person, she fawned over four. Don't ask. The answer is that she's fickle. The young heir, the Imperial Preceptor, the top scholar, and the young general were al 12.2kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    Lin Tangxi's voice wasn't loud, but everyone present heard her clearly. "The Jiangnan Yue you mentioned is my good friend." "So what if she's a girl? She still went to war, didn't she?" "She's infinitely better than people like you who only know how to gossip and spew sour grapes behind people's backs." "She protected you, you piece of trash, so well, and you, of all people, are criticizing her?" Lin Tangxi slowly swept her gaze across the people present: "How heartbroken would the soldiers on the frontier be if they knew they were risking their lives to protect gossipy scum like you!" Lin Tangxi didn't know martial arts, but she was still a daughter of the Lin family. Her aura was astonishingly imposing. "As you all know, my surname is Lin." "I'm putting my words out there—" "Anyone who dares to speak out of turn will have their tongue ripped out!" [Laughing][Sending Heart][Flying Kiss][Admiration][Licking Screen][Shy][Seeking Attention][Seeking Attention][Seeking Attention][Seeking Attention]

43. 343 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
44. 344 综 Wuxia Crossover: Starting at Tongfu Inn 综武从同福客栈开始 A Hundred-Zhang-Deep Freeze in the Desert沙漠百丈冰Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing He transmigrates to a world where countless martial arts universes converge and is picked up from the start by a scruffy old Daoist. From then on, Wudang Mountain has one more eighth disciple who dreams of being a sly schemer. He awakens a Fishing System that barely makes its presence felt, but it also gets everyone on Wudang hooked on casting a line whenever they have a free moment. Zhang Sanfeng finally can’t take it anymore: “Go down the mountain.” He even tosses him a badge belonging to the 22.6kReads7.1Score1.4kShelves
45. 345 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 17.2kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
46. 346 让 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 73.7kReads7.7Score6.9kShelves

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    It's hilarious! [Note]

47. 347 海 Strange Tales of Haijin: The Art of Showing Off 海津异闻录：装逼犯的自我修养 Diligent and Down-to-Earth Mr. Huang勤劳朴实的黄某人Urban370k WordsOngoing This book is also known as: The System Makes Me Show Off, So I Keep Crashing and Burning Cui Dali is bound to the Eternal Clown System. The System forces him to show off, but he insists on spectacularly messing up! 💥 He can turn a stir-fry of beef tripe into an insole, and make a villain so furious while trying to woo a girl that they spit blood. 🐶 There’s an old saying in Haijin City: “Blow up a pear,” meaning to brag. Cui Dali says, “I know this one!” 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The prototype is my friend, who has shifty eyes and a hooked nose. He claims to be a political scientist, philosopher, psychologist, machine gunner, eggplant server, poet, secret agent, and food culture scholar... But he didn't accomplish any of them. I wrote him into a novel where he constantly boasts and makes disastrous mistakes, and the more I wrote, the more obsessed I became.

48. 348 高 High Martial: This Game Is So Realistic, Where's the Exit Button? 高武：游戏很真实，我退出键呢？ Teemo the Singer唱歌的提莫Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Legendary Lover King] + [Great Xia Night Watchers] + [A Demon Lord Feared by the Myriad Worlds] + [Even aliens have to pay taxes.] Boiling water burns red fire ants and still gives EXP. So when Gu Bai was blasted into another world, he thought he was playing a video game. After putting on an impressive performance during an anomalous incident, he was talked into joining Great Xia's official Night Watch organization. In this era of supernatural forces returning, the Night Watchers have just land 57.7kReads8.7Score6.3kShelves

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    The immortals are this

49. 349 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with the protagonist picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king immediately refuses to leave. It's a lighthearted, comedic, and humorous slow-paced cultivation story.

50. 350 祥 I'll Protect Shoko! 祥子由我来守护！ Loves Xiangguo爱吃祥果Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing Comedy, lighthearted, girls' bands, Toyokawa Sakiko, Mujica, MyGO!!!!!, magical girls... After transmigrating, Suzuki Kazuha unexpectedly becomes a magical girl and takes on the duty of saving the world. She battles the corpse-born, but it seems the threats come not only from them, but from girls' bands too? Whoa, this band is so heavy, these girls are so intense. Get ready to be torn apart by gravity! "Kid, do you want to become a magical girl?" "No." "Yes, you do. Transform!" "?" "Sta 1.8kReads8.4Score189Shelves

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    I initially thought it was just a matter of people on Bilibili (Bilibili is a Chinese video sharing website) being together, but if this continues, Xiangzi will be completely ruined.

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