I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso

Name: I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso
Author: Chen Xiaomiao

我，薯片袋，今天被捏成毕加索

by Chen Xiaomiao (陈小喵)

Status: Completed
Length: 201k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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I, a Bag of Chips, Got Squeezed into a Picasso Today! A supermarket fever dream × an office worker's wicked guide to revenge After a bag of chips gets crushed, it reincarnates as 999 different things, all to mess with the supermarket manager! [The Comedy Highlights] When supermarket products awaken: ✔️ Shopping carts: Turn left as a group and crash into the promotional display ✔️ Price tags: Label expired luncheon meat as “alien military rations” ✔️ Toilet paper: When the manager has diarrhea, perform “Schrodinger's Toilet Paper” (it's there, but you can't pull it out) ✔️ Hand dryers: Blast his crotch and throw in “Love's Transaction” as the BGM ✔️ Smart toilets: When he's constipated, cheer, “You can do it! You're the best!” [Moments of Public Humiliation] The manager livestreams a product pitch → His phone automatically turns off the beauty filter and adds an AR label: “Grease Level: 99%” Head office video conference → The boss's chair suddenly farts out a rendition of “Flight of the Bumblebee” Date with the woman of his dreams → The car's windshield wipers go wild to the beat of “The Great Compassion Mantra” [Reader Outbursts] > “Supermarket managers should buy this book and learn 100 ways to prevent revenge from employees (and merchandise).” > “After reading this, I'm afraid to use public restrooms. What if the toilet gives me life advice?” > “The bible of the modern office worker. It should be renamed How to Crush the Workplace: I Reincarnated as Your Natural Enemy.”

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