
You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur?
东风导弹车都开,你管这叫代驾?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The book is quite good, but the number of times Bai Lu appears later makes me worried that she won't be the heroine 🥺 It's not that I can't read a story with CP, it's mainly because two of the characters are silly, sweet, and silly. A big star looks like a female college student who hasn't gone out into society yet, but this female college student is sincere and cute. I feel silly about her! I beg the author to write less about her in the future.
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The funny opening made me stay and keep reading. The content is humorous and special. I hope the author will continue to update it!
Not bad, not bad. It suits my taste. If you can write well, write more. As long as you don't die suddenly, just keep writing.
I've been reading this for a while, so I accidentally clicked in and read it. I couldn't stop. I found it very attractive, and I wanted to read the next chapter without realizing it. The storyline was okay, but the number of words was too small. It's a pity that I finished it in one go.
The writing is very good. I have read it for a long time. Except for a few masterpieces from a long time ago, I rarely read a book with 30 chapters. This book speaks to me very well, but it is very short.
It's good-looking, but it has a female protagonist. If you don't like watching movies with female protagonists, I don't recommend watching them. I originally thought there would be no heroine, but I was not very happy when a heroine suddenly appeared, so I didn't plan to watch it again. But it's still pretty good-looking. Author, keep writing, please update more
I think back then, I accidentally obtained the "Nine Heavens Star Technique" in "The Continent of Fighting Evil" and reached the peak of "Dzi Bead Transformation". I thought I was "invincible", so I used the power of "Martial Arts" to challenge "Mad God", "Son of Light", "God Lord", "Shura God of War" and "Immortal King" in a single fight. I wanted to single-handedly create the feat of "Zhu Xian", but unfortunately I lost and lost all my martial arts. With the help of "The Kind God of Death", I came to the "World of Immortality"; "The Alien Martial Star Lord" saw that I had a "god-level talent", so he accepted me as his disciple, gave me an artifact "Cun Mang", and took me to "The Avenue of Heavenly Fire", where I got the divine pet "Coiling Dragon". I met the "School Beauty's Personal Expert" by chance in "The Tomb of Gods", and with his help, I successfully broke through, possessed the power of "Fights Break the Sphere", became the "Great Master" of "Covering the Sky", and embarked on the road of "Full-time God Cultivation", and saw the "very pure and ambiguous" thing happened between "Shura Martial God" and "King Han". After I returned home, I personally issued the law of "No Evil" and wrote an autobiography called "Warcraft Sword Master in Another World". There is a famous saying in it - My name is Lingtian, "I want to seal the sky". And left a legend for the world - "The Legend of Lingtian". Later, I came to "Spiritual Realm", but a "Star Wars Storm" blew up on the way, but fortunately I was not in danger. After arriving, I was very happy and sang a "Blood Song of the Three Realms". I was discovered by the "Lord of the Stars" and took me to the "Piaomiao Journey" and entered the "All Worlds". I met the "Killing God" known as the "Natural Disaster". He sat on the "God Seal Throne" and wanted to kill me, but was saved by the "Nine Heavens Sword Demon". However, he was seriously injured and was cured by the "Exquisite Crazy Doctor". After they recovered from their injuries, they said goodbye to me. Later, he recommended me to "The Evil King of Another World" and made "Underworld Special Forces" in "Peerless Tang Sect". There, "Galaxy Emperor" taught me "Swallowing Star" "Empty", "Qin Emperor" taught me how to play the piano. I developed "Final Intelligence" there and owned "Clear Eyes". When I have nothing to do, "The Magic Chef of Ice and Fire" teaches me how to cook, and "The God of Bacchus" teaches me how to mix wine. The most awesome thing is "Emperor". His old man taught me the "peerless magical power" of "Unique in the World", and I embarked on the path of "Emperor Supreme". Soon after, I practiced the "Immortal" divine body. Under the "Heaven Realm and Firmament", I used the "Heaven-Destroying Map" to defeat the world's best master "Against the Evil God" and snatched the "Throne of the End of the Dharma". However, the world could not bear my power, and the space was shattered. I was sucked into "Perfect World" and returned to the era of "The Wild Era"~~~ Alas! I am old, and now it is the world of you young people, but young people, you have to update.
Darling, this is the first time I saw the update in 1900. Come on, author.
It's okay. There is a female protagonist, but it's just that it came out relatively late. A few chapters will come out every few dozen or a hundred chapters. It's almost the end, and the male protagonist says he wants her to be his girlfriend. The male protagonist has never met a female, but that woman likes the male protagonist 🤦. I thought there was no CP. The content is okay. The male protagonist every Every story saves people, even though people all over the country like the male protagonist, maybe I don't like this kind of 🤦 I skipped to the end, but the writing is still very good, and it's very passionate when saving people [smirk] I was always excited when I read it [smirk] If you like it, you can watch it, I recommend it 👍 👍 👍