Looking for Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts at Midnight 求沙雕搞笑，半夜笑到肚子疼的文

1. 201 说 You Promised Me Cultivation, So Why Are You Making Me Build a Nuclear Fusion Reactor? 说好的修仙你让我造核聚变反应堆 A Heartless Smile没心没扉的笑Urban1.1M WordsCompleted “A voice suddenly appeared in my head: It said that if I built a nuclear fusion reactor, it would teach me how to cultivate immortality! When I refused, it turned into words floating in front of my eyes. It’s so annoying!” “Then why didn’t you agree?” Song Ning rolled his eyes. “Are you stupid? The doctors said my schizophrenia was caused by a mental illness brought on by a nervous disorder. If I knew how to build that thing, would I have been sent to a psychiatric hospital?” 8.1kReads7.5Score610Shelves
2. 202 乖 Good, Had Your Fill of Crazy? Come Over and Let's Get Married 乖，癫够了吗？过来结个婚 Bai Wuzi百无子Modern Romance200k WordsCompleted A neurotic, shameless pervert of a girl x a straight-faced, funny man [Sweet romance + only each other + flirty tension + push and pull] Xia Li was sent by a wire-hopping little System into the bed of a certain internet troll. She had planned to fly into a rage on behalf of her idol and beat the troll up, only to discover that the troll was none other than her idol himself, Lu Zhiye. Xia Li thought Lu Zhiye would call the police and have her thrown in jail. So she gave up and asked if she could 320Reads—Score101Shelves
3. 203 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 174.2kReads9.5Score30.3kShelves
4. 204 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 59.4kReads9.6Score6.6kShelves
5. 205 女 Supporting Actress? More Like the Star! The Wild Rose Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 女配？C位！野玫瑰杀疯娱乐圈 Moonfield Mountain Fox月野山狐Modern Romance499k WordsCompleted [Nontraditional idol competition + awakened supporting heroine + stage queen + two stars from the entertainment world + two powerful families + plenty of couple moments] After Qin Yan awakens her self-awareness as a supporting character in a book, she becomes bold, beautiful, and unstoppable, making a spectacular comeback on a talent show and shining in every episode! Round 1: “Born to Reign.” She transforms into a fierce, untamed warrior and fires the first shot in her battle to become queen! R 5.6kReads9.4Score974Shelves
6. 206 疯 Crazy Games: Starting with The Platform 疯狂游戏：从饥饿站台开始 Rock 'n' Roll Donkey摇滚驴Urban299k WordsCompleted Wang Hao, a young man who had given up on life, was playing computer games in his shabby rental apartment, as usual. Suddenly, the computer screen went black, and red words appeared on it. "Would you like to get rich?" "Would you like to have beautiful women?" Wang Hao's eyes lit up and his face filled with excitement. The thought of a fortune dropping into his lap got him worked up. But when he read the next line, his hopes were instantly crushed. "Sorry, I can't do that." "What a pain. I still 461Reads6.9Score—Shelves
7. 207 无 Unlimited Simulations: I Grow Stronger Every Second 无限制模拟，我每秒都在变强 Watermelon Should Be Chilled西瓜要吃冰的Eastern Fantasy513k WordsCompleted Also known as: Since it's all just simulation anyway, going completely crazy and absurd is only natural Ruthless and decisive, with 99% of the story devoted to simulations. Don't read if that's not your thing. After transmigrating, He Yu thought he could marry the pretty daughter of the man who had saved his life, have children, and live out an ordinary life. Then he awakened a simulator that could run through an entire lifetime in an instant. It could be activated without any conditions, and he 26.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
8. 208 别 Other Dating Shows Are Full of Romance, While I Go Completely Unhinged 别人恋综粉红泡泡我kuku发癫 Long Miwu龙米悟Modern Romance228k WordsCompleted The rankings just opened, and since I went on hiatus for a long time before, the platform hasn't given me much traffic 😭 [Going off the rails + dating show + showbiz + sweet romance like plum sauce~ (just kidding)] [Unhinged actress queen & seemingly opposite childhood friend, young master] I was still in a daze when I opened my eyes and found myself being beaten up by a crowd. What the heck, what did I do to deserve this?! A System voice rang in my head and told me I'd transmigrated into a book 88Reads8.0Score103Shelves
9. 209 横 I Dominate the High-Martial World: I'm Actually Not Interested in Cultivation 横推高武：其实我对修炼没有兴趣 A Cheng A Cheng A Cheng阿橙阿橙阿橙Urban618k WordsCompleted [High Martial]+ [A different kind of wish-fulfillment]+ [Spinning the top]+ [Revenge without delay]+ [Decisive and ruthless] When you're down on your luck, even drinking water can make you choke. Wang Xiao didn't choke. He moved to another planet, transmigrating into the body of a martial artist who had died suddenly from overtraining. To avoid dying suddenly a second time, Wang Xiao refuses to get caught up in the rat race. “Detected: You're lying flat in comfort, giving your lumbar spine a tho 1.8kReads7.4Score102Shelves
10. 210 警 Warning! Your Drama Queen Darling Has Arrived 警告！您的作精宝贝已送达 Cai Cai Wants to Get Rich菜菜要发财Two Male Leads476k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads + Face-Slapping + Intense Push and Pull + Only Ever Loved Each Other] [A flighty, shameless, spoiled, sickly bottom X a polished, pretentious, outwardly proper top] Shi Yang transmigrates into a book and becomes the vicious cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel: arrogant, domineering, and obsessed with money and status. The moment he opens his eyes, he’s already causing trouble, determined to wreck the leads’ relationship and become a laughingstock in everyone’s eyes. That’s not 6kReads9.4Score819Shelves

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    Both are male, hilarious!

11. 211 开 From the Start, I Have Ninety Trillion Maps, Enough to Blast Even the Heavenly Dao 开局九千万亿地图，天道都能爆 Become a God in a Year一年成神Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Handcrafted the old-fashioned way. [Play It Safe and Keep a Low Profile] [Maps with Absurdly High Drop Rates] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Invincible Power Fantasy] Ye Xiu transmigrates to the world of cultivation and is taken hostage by a female cultivator right from the start. Just as he is about to meet his end, a map with a drop rate of nine quadrillion suddenly activates! This otherworldly map belongs to him alone. He can enter it with his consciousness and farm monsters for all kinds of loot. 5.2kReads6.8Score721Shelves

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    Hehehe! A huge group of readers of demonic cultivation rushed into this book!

12. 212 丸 I’m Screwed! The Dating Show Is Full of My Ex-Boyfriends, So Stay Away 丸辣！恋综全是前男友，都别过来 A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Comedy and Memes + 1v1 Sweet Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Face-Slapping + Fake and Real Heiresses + Male Rivals Battling for Her] Unhinged C-list actress and real heiress vs. goofy movie star Li Miao was so mad she passed out, then transmigrated into a book as the villainous real heiress and second female lead. She never expected the original character to be a master of time management with dozens of boyfriends, a total heartbreaker! To avoid having her heart cut out and her org 3kReads8.9Score542Shelves
13. 213 冲 After Fleeing Our Marriage of Convenience, My Frail Husband Vomited Blood Three Times 冲喜跑路后，病弱郎君吐血三升 Gua Pi'er瓜皮儿Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted Transmigration + No Female Lead + Sharp-Tongued Yandere + Space Farming + Scheming Couple Who Dotes on Each Other As soon as Shen Lian transmigrates, he's sent to marry into a sickly man's family as a good-luck groom. But wasn't this supposed to be a marriage where he married into his husband's family? Why does it feel like things are going off track? His sickly husband has a vivid imagination and always looks at him like he's some kind of dog spirit. Woof? And this sickly man is secretly a prin 1.7kReads9.4Score239Shelves
14. 214 家 My Fierce Little Husband 家有彪悍小夫郎 Dianhui点绘Two Male Leads1.2M WordsCompleted [Scheming Hypocrite Younger Top × Overpowered, Theatrical Bottom] [Hilarious + Sweet Romance + Pure Love + No Pregnancy] A 192-centimeter-tall, dark-skinned sports student survives the apocalypse, awakens an earth-type ability, and is later betrayed by his junior schoolmate. After transmigrating, he becomes a delicate, beautiful young man who attempted to drown himself after a romantic heartbreak. The huge change delights Han Zeyu. With a top’s body and a bottom’s heart, he is overjoyed, conv 5.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
15. 215 他EN He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder 他超爱！疯批大佬只想给炮灰花钱 Peachy Oolong, Regular Sugar桃气乌龙正常糖Two Male Leads512k WordsCompleted [Physical publication signed] [Two male leads + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + goofy guy takes down a maniac + mutually faithful + EA] - Jiang Nan transmigrates into a pampered fake young master from a novel. The moment he opens his eyes, Fu Jingzhou, the novel's biggest villain, is sitting in a wheelchair, while Jiang Nan is hopping around and pointing at him, yelling, "Fu Jingzhou, what makes a cripple like you think you can marry me?" The original owner leaves him this mess, then kicks 31kReads9.6Score4kShelves
16. 216 停 My Roommate Stole a Kiss from Me During a Blackout 停电时我被舍友偷亲了 The Knife Who's Always in Meetings总是开会的小刀Two Male Leads141k WordsCompleted [Top-Tier Novel + Two Male Leads + Short Story + HE + Hilarious + Lighthearted + Mutual Pining + Sweet Romance + Ridiculous] This collection features two popular, highly collected comedy shorts by the hit author Xiao Dao Who Is Always in Meetings: “My Roommate Stole a Kiss While the Power Was Out” and “My Avatar Is Me. Got a Problem?” “My Roommate Stole a Kiss While the Power Was Out” My roommate stole a kiss from me while the power was out... But I had no idea which roommate it was, so I sent t 23.1kReads9.6Score3.1kShelves
17. 217 团 The Beloved Goofball: The Fake Heiress Goes Wild and Becomes a Sensation 团宠沙雕：假千金放飞后爆红了 Shelling a Sunflower Seed释个瓜子Modern Romance453k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + the true and fake heiresses get along peacefully] [Yandere male lead + bubbly, sunny female lead] Wen Zhuying unexpectedly transmigrates into an apocalypse, only to learn that the world she used to live in was a novel, and that she was the obnoxious, troublemaking villainess and fake heiress. After living through ten years of the apocalypse, Wen Zhuying returns to her old world and charges into showbiz to make money. A scheming woman deliber 3.7kReads9.2Score447Shelves

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    A scheming woman deliberately made her miss her train, so she picked up a pig by the roadside and whipped it home! A colleague surprised her with a surprise appearance early in the morning without makeup, so she hung upside down on a wall and did a thousand crunches first! A weak male celebrity challenged her, so she did pull-ups while hanging on one finger, stunning everyone! No matter how strong you are, I'm invincible. Before she knew it, haters became die-hard fans, rivals became devoted admirers, and even the aloof heiress became a sister-obsessed sister. Meanwhile, a top-tier wealthy family came knocking, claiming she was their long-lost heiress.

18. 218 假 The Fake Heiress Said, “You’re the Older Sister, You Go First,” but the Real Heiress Is Still Babbling 假千金已经姐来我走，真千金还在咕呱 Bai Feng of the Chafarinas Islands查法里纳斯群岛的白凤8k WordsCompleted The fake heiress has already traded places with me, while the real heiress is still a baby. 104Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The female protagonist gets bitten by a spider and can only gurgle. What's the way to recover? A hilarious and absurd story.

19. 219 你 You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重 Luosifen Is So Delicious螺蛳粉真好吃啊Modern Romance201k WordsOngoing [Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch 3.9kReads—Score502Shelves

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    It's hilarious; the female lead is a young woman with a high seniority.

20. 220 我 After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后，全家反派都从良了！ Zong Li纵里Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f 12.4kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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    🥀🥀System pounding the ground: [How could I have let you seduce me in the first place?] Anxi, who was inexplicably blamed: "?" "Nonsense, people with heart conditions see everything as dirty." Anxi resolutely refused to accept the blame. "You should know that me standing here is giving the world the middle finger, and you were the one who couldn't resist the temptation and sat down."

21. 221 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 49.5kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves

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    You'll laugh yourself to death, you little brat.

22. 222 受 I've Had Enough! My Ex-Wife Tricked Me into Becoming a Monk! 受够了！前妻骗我当和尚！ Cute Xiaoxiaozi可爱的潇潇子12k WordsCompleted I've Had Enough! My Ex-Wife Tricked Me into Becoming a Monk! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    My ex-wife took me to become a monk, and I ended up becoming the most popular "temperamental monk" in the temple! Specializing in curing all kinds of marital problems!!!

23. 223 求 Please, Stop Having Epiphanies! I Was Just Talking Nonsense 求求你们别悟了，我真是瞎说的 Plankton the Lab Rat做实验的痞老板13k WordsCompleted Please, stop having epiphanies. I was just talking nonsense. 208Reads—Score122Shelves

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    Super funny 🤪

24. 224 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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    Hilarious and absurd, you'll laugh until you're banging your head against the wall! The female lead is eccentric, but not infuriatingly so—a steady, unpredictable madness that will leave you breathless! ① Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she's barely transmigrated into the book when she's stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans. She goes completely insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in her livestream! Fans who accidentally stumble upon this are terrified! The male lead has a uniquely quirky thought process; he actually resonates with the female lead, and in the end…

25. 225 老 The Old Hand Forces the Ride: Female Ghost Passengers, Please Behave 老司机强行开车：女鬼乘客请自重 Little Taoist of Guishan龟山小道Mystery146k WordsCompleted One paranormal bus, two goofy buddies, a worldview that’s neither wholly good nor evil, strong bodies but sharp minds, hunting vicious ghosts across the land, caring about nothing but making money, relying seven parts on bluffing and eight parts on wild imagination. A brush with death? Not a chance! [Mystery Revival] + [Paranormal Bus] + [A Wild Imagination] Three Laws of Vicious Ghosts First: A ghost bound by paranormal rules cannot be killed. Second: Every ghost has a pattern to its killings. 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "The Veteran Driver Forces His Way: Female Ghost Passengers, Please Behave Yourself" [Hilarious + Nonsensical + Imaginative + No Mary Sue + No Female Lead] A supernatural bus, two goofy friends, morally ambiguous, physically strong but not simple-minded, catching ghosts from all over the world, ruthless and only interested in making money, seven parts deception, eight parts imagination, nine deaths and one life? Not a chance!!

26. 226 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.4kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves

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    Of course, it's Hu Dayu's book!! It's super good-looking and hilarious, and the plot is fantastic!!! Highly recommended!!!

27. 227 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Good heavens, the Heavenly Court is even more corrupt than the mortal realm!" Just then, a beautiful woman in a business suit and ten-centimeter cloud-patterned high heels walked over, holding a tablet computer displaying information about various real estate projects. Her long hair flowed over her shoulders, her features were exquisite, but her expression was as cold as ice. She walked with a gust of wind, almost blowing off the Cowherd's rouge. "Sir, are you interested in buying a house?" The woman asked, her voice clear but carrying a hint of workplace manipulation. "Our Lingxiao Real Estate is a leading enterprise in the Heavenly Court, developing properties that cover 90% of the Heavenly Court's high-end clients."

28. 228 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.2kReads9.6Score11.5kShelves
29. 229 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 230 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 17kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves

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    No female lead [sending heart]

31. 231 逃 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 232 诶 Wait, Why Is the Demon Lord's Crew Already Assembled from the Start? 诶不对，为啥开局凑齐的是魔王团 Mile Er米勒耳Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [A madcap tale of eccentric beings born into another world] [Snake Lady] [Loli Dragon Lady] [Bird Lady] [Road-trip story leaning toward a journey] [Unconventional work] [Warning: pure evil] [Not a power fantasy, meow] [Cruel world warning] [Eccentric plot] [Light-novel style] [Multiple protagonists] [Low morality warning] [Lots of warnings about terrible people] [Warning: jokes without limits] [Monster girls] Someone asked why this isn't a harem story. Since when is a harem made up of a bunch of 42.2kReads8.9Score6.8kShelves

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    There are many extraordinary people who believe whatever they dream about.

33. 233 成 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 人 I'm Zhang San, and I'm Reviewing This 人是张三，正在审核 Confessions of a Wasteland Shut-In废宅自白Two Male Leads580k WordsCompleted 003 was a well-known review bot at Literary City. With 99 pounds of defiance packed into a 100-pound frame, he was nicknamed Zhang San, the Police-Calling Maniac. After his scumbag boss set him up, 003 was forced to enter chaotic minor worlds and fix their plots. His career hit rock bottom. * The man lifted the woman's chin and said cruelly, “She needs your corneas, liver, kidneys, and appendix.” A Zhang San walked by. “Are you treating people like a wholesale market in Yiwu?” He then shouted at 1.9kReads9.3Score297Shelves

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    This is really funny.

35. 235 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 236 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.4kReads8.3Score426Shelves

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    The first page made me laugh.

37. 237 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 238 毒 The Sharp-Tongued Princess Consort Has Made the Prince Faint Again 毒舌王妃，王爷又被气晕了 Joy Upon Joy喜上加喜Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued heroine + seducing her husband + hilarious antics + punishing scumbags + palace intrigue and power struggles + sweet, satisfying romance] Gu Nanshu has just transmigrated when she wakes up at a funeral and discovers a strange man lying beside her. Seeing the murderous look in his eyes, she swallows nervously. If all else fails, she can pay him off. She’s reached the age when she should spend money on men, after all. A little money, a lot of happiness! She throws on a piece of clot 12.4kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
39. 239 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 11Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 240 重 Reborn on My Wedding Day, I Shatter My Stepsister’s Dreams 重生婚礼日，我撕碎继妹的美梦 Liang Guanghua梁光华18k WordsCompleted Reborn on My Wedding Day, I Shatter My Stepsister’s Dreams —Reads—Score—Shelves

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42. 242 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 17Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 243 重 Reborn in My Senior Year, I Take the Internet by Storm with Stone Gambling 重生高三，我靠赌石横扫全网 Liang Guanghua梁光华7k WordsCompleted Reborn in My Senior Year of High School, I Conquer the Internet Through Stone Gambling —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 244 西 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 36Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 245 我 My Taobao Lets Me Buy Anything in the World for One Cent 我的淘宝能一分钱买全世界 Liang Guanghua梁光华Urban1.7M WordsCompleted Wang Dachui, an unemployed young man, discovers that the broken Taobao app on his phone has mutated and gained a mysterious button. It lets him clear his shopping cart for just one cent, but every delivery comes with a surprise: buy spicy snack sticks and get a live softshell turtle, or order speakers and receive a bizarre product that automatically plays obnoxious internet music. Wang Dachui and his childhood friend start a shopping service called Hammer and Egg, and their absurd antics make th 59Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 246 重 Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房，系统却在合欢宗门！ Seven Notes七音律Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting. 17.9kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
47. 247 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 248 赘 The Son-in-Law Hall Master: Once I Reveal My Cards, the City’s Elite Hit Their Knees 赘婿殿主：我摊牌后全城权贵跪疯了 Liang Guanghua梁光华12k WordsCompleted The Son-in-Law Palace Master: After I Reveal My True Identity, the City’s Powerful Men Kneel in Terror —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 249 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 11.2kReads9.1Score1kShelves
50. 250 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 58Reads—Score—Shelves

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