Looking for Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts at Midnight 求沙雕搞笑，半夜笑到肚子疼的文
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A Relaxing Life with a Kid? No, the Cultivation World Is Falling Apart! 带娃躺赢？不，是修仙界裂开！
Nuclear Warhead Daddy: A Word-Spirit Toddler Carries Me to Victory in the Cultivation World [System + Goofy Shenanigans + Adorable Child + Effortless Wins + Words Become Reality + Misunderstandings] Lin Xian transmigrates into the cultivation world and gets a two-piece starter set: a good-for-nothing spiritual root and Miaomiao, his little money-gobbling daughter. Just as he’s despairing over the prospect of working nine-to-nine, six days a week to cultivate, the [Fatherly Love Value System] for
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You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总
[Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. ·
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- 353 A Black Pot Falls on My Head, and the Unlucky System Is Just Out to Get Me 黑锅砸头，倒霉系统纯坑人 (Lighthearted, brainless, funny, one heroine, no harem) Lin Yi gets hit on the head with a frying pan from the start! How is transmigrating to thirty minutes ago not transmigrating? The trouble has only just begun. A life debt? No such thing. The rich young woman he saves is convinced he’s a lunatic and kindly insists on sending him to a mental hospital for “proper treatment.” And so, a chosen one with a shaved head, crushing debts, a System that cheats him until he hasn’t even got his underwear 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 354 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊？我家师妹超正经的 [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 37.9kReads8.9Score5kShelves
- 355 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 182.2kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
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Ding! Your Little Ancestor Has Blown Her Cover Again! 叮，您的小祖宗又掉马了！
A cool, formidable master with many secret identities and a gift for getting even X a principled, scheming heir of a powerful capital family The capital's wealthy families are all saying that the head of the Shan family fell in love at first sight with an ordinary college student. To win her over, he lowered himself to personally drive her to and from school, and even splashed out a fortune to keep her in a luxurious hideaway near campus. Everyone wants to know who this young woman pampered by M
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- 357 After My Diary Was Exposed, Four Marquises Set Their Sights on Me 日记曝光后我被四个侯爷盯上了 [Beloved by the Whole Family + Everyone's Favorite + Transmigrate into a Book + Golden Finger + Playing the Fool to Fool the Wise + Everyone Is a Big Shot + Sweet Romance and Wish Fulfillment] After my whole family dreamed about my diary, they went on a killing spree. They did the killing, while I did the cheering. Li Yihuan transmigrated into a book as the vicious villainess in a story where everyone adored the heroine. She knew full well that the original owner would eventually be torn apart b 102Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 358 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
- 359 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Master Just Wants to Stay Alive, but Her Disciples All Become Big Shots 师尊只想保命，徒弟却都成了大佬
[Faked Death] [Comedic Cultivation + Everyone's Wild Misinterpretations + Fan-Favorite Master + Unknowingly Invincible + Disciple Showdown] Li Tiangang had transmigrated into a book for five hundred years, and remembered only one thing: being a master was a high-risk profession! Disciples could take your life, your heart, or your body! To stay alive, he threw himself into relentless training, mastering swordsmanship, alchemy, formations, talismans, and escape techniques. Before he knew it, he
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- 361 Who Says Middle-Aged People Can't Be Reckless! 谁说中年不轻狂！ “Son, quit simping. Your dad's taking you out to see the world!” Just after divorcing the wife who had looked down on him for half his life, middle-aged Su Mu, down on his luck, obtained the Youthful Recklessness System. Seeing his son ready to die over a green-tea girl, in the past he would have delivered a long, heartfelt lecture. But now… Were lectures any use? He hauled his son out of bed and tossed him into a crowd of green-tea beauties. [Ding! The Host has turned conventional parenting on 31.1kReads8.4Score3.5kShelves
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After Hearing My Husband's Thoughts, I Tore Off His Hideous Mask Myself! 听到老公心声后，我亲手撕碎了他丑恶的嘴脸！
After Hearing My Husband's True Thoughts, I Tore Off His Ugly Mask with My Own Hands!
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From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔
[Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o
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- 364 After Hearing My Baby's Thoughts, I Took Down My Cheating Husband 听见宝宝心声后，我反杀了出轨老公 After hearing my baby's thoughts, I struck back at my cheating husband —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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- 366 After My Boyfriend's First Love Returned, I Decisively Ran Away While Pregnant, 男友的白月光回来后，我果断带球跑路， When my boyfriend's dream girl came back, I decisively ran off with his child. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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- 368 Reborn, I Turned My Sister's Wedding Into a Funeral With My Own Hands 重生归来，我亲手将姐姐的婚礼变葬礼 Reborn, I personally turned my sister's wedding into a funeral —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Human, This Kitty Is Not Happy to Serve You 人，小猫咪很不高兴为您服务
Cat God: As a pet cat, what’s the greatest thing you’ve ever done? Miaomiao, a black-and-white calico kitten: Beat up a wicked fake heiress, kicked a scumbag, thrashed my biased parents, and saved a pair of true lovers! Cat God: Oh. Then which kitten was it who got reported for running a red light on a tricycle and ended up in the hospital after eating rat poison? Let’s see this kitten’s mission... Huh? All positive reviews?! #KittenSellingLunchBoxes Miaomiao rides her tricycle, taking the real
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- 370 My Boyfriend's Friends Called Me a Country Bumpkin? I Told the Top-Tier Star Underclassman to Tell Him to Get Lost 男友的兄弟圈骂我土？我让顶流学弟叫他滚 My boyfriend's buddies called me country bumpkin? I had the top-tier star junior at my school tell him to get lost —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 371 The System Bound the Wrong Person? The Little One Turns Every World Upside Down 系统绑错人？崽崽万界疯狂整活 Hua Tang, acting director of an orphanage, suddenly heard the voice of a strange uncle-System in her head... [Hello, I'm Fertility System No. 3838, at your service, you... you... Damn it!] [Where's my grown-up Host from that angsty romance?! Where did this tiny little baby come from?!] Hua Tang: Huh? Fertility? Good fortune! After a friendly negotiation between the little girl and the System, chubby Hua Tang took Uncle System along as she transmigrated through countless worlds, working hard to r 1.5kReads9.1Score213Shelves
- 372 After Three Years of Dating, You Chose the Campus Hunk, So I Married a Rich Beauty and Reached the Peak of My Life! 恋爱三年你选了校草，我转手迎娶白富美走上人生巅峰！ After three years together, you chose the campus heartthrob. I turned around, married a rich beauty, and reached the pinnacle of life! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 373 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score179Shelves
- 374 I'm Allergic to Scumbags. At My Wedding, I Vomited All Over the Groom in Front of Everyone. 我对渣男过敏，婚礼现场当着所有人的面吐了新郎一身。 I'm allergic to scumbags. At the wedding, in front of everyone, I threw up all over the groom. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！
[System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I
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- 376 My Childhood Friend's 青梅的“深情”全是演技，我的“沉沦”是将计就计！ My childhood sweetheart's "devotion" is all an act, while my "falling for her" is just playing along! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Beloved Junior Sister Returns to Save Her Entire Sect of Grudge-Bearing Villains 团宠师妹归来，拯救满门怨种反派
[Signed for publication, under the title “Clear Day, Boundless Light.” Strong female lead + light ensemble cast + everyone’s darling + putting scumbags in their place] On the brink of death, Ji Qingzhou regains the memories of her past life and learns that she has transmigrated into a tragic cultivation novel, where she is the male lead’s doomed first love. Ji Qingzhou: I have no interest in becoming part of some jerk’s tragic romance. The plot is about to kill her, and she is about to breathe h
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- 378 After My Wife and Brother Betrayed Me, I Awakened the War God System and Played Along 被妻子和兄弟背叛后，我觉醒了兵王系统陪他们演 After my wife and brother betrayed me, I awakened the Soldier King System and played along with them —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界
She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too
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- 380 The Night Before Our Wedding, a Video of My Childhood Friend Zhou Jingchen Kissing the Campus Beauty in a Private Room Went Viral 婚礼前夜，竹马周景辰搂着校花在包厢接吻的视频被疯传 The night before the wedding, a video of my childhood friend Zhou Jingchen kissing the campus belle in a private room went viral —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 381 Eavesdropping on a Crazy Woman's Thoughts While Enjoying the Drama: The Whole Court Is Panicking 听癫女心声吃瓜，满朝文武天塌啦 [Unhinged Heroine + The Entire Court Gossips + Lighthearted and Fun + Everyone's Darling] (The author was halfway through writing this and nearly laughed herself into a coma, hahaha...) Lu Yanchu transmigrates into a book as the vicious true heiress who dies young, and she's also a scumbag's devoted lapdog. From the start, the scumbag kicks her to the ground. So she rolls on the spot, gives him a perfect split, and feeds him a fresh lump of dog shit for good measure. Luckily, she gets bound to a 8.4kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
- 382 After My Boyfriend's Brother Sent Me Bed Photos 男友兄弟给我发床照后 After my boyfriend's buddy sent me a bed photo —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 383 The Child Was Found, and His World-Destroying Father Is Busy Washing Bottles 幼崽被找回，灭世亲爹一心洗奶瓶 Three-year-old Yuanbao is a chubby little girl whose amnesiac mother ran away while pregnant with her. Born frail, she was left in the care of her godfather, a marquis, while her mother went searching for medicine to help her. The marquis covets Yuanbao’s mother, and the moment she leaves, he starts abusing Yuanbao! Just as Yuanbao is being bullied to the brink of death, the heir to the top immortal sect and the most powerful clan in the Cangxuan Realm arrives. He scoops her up and bursts int 1.9kReads8.4Score300Shelves
- 384 Help! I Somehow Reincarnated as a Cauldron-Bearing Side Character! 救命！我竟穿成了一个炉鼎女配！ Help! I Somehow Became a Cauldron-Bearing Villainess! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬，全靠小师妹带飞
[Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c
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- 386 My Ex-Wife Flaunted Her Wealth at the Reunion, So I Bought Her Company 同学会前妻炫富，我反手买下她公司 At the class reunion, my ex-wife flaunted her wealth, so I turned around and bought her company —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的
[A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri
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- 388 I Checked the Home Surveillance Footage and Made My Mother-in-Law's Family Kneel Their Way Out of the Neighborhood 打开家庭监控，我让岳母一家跪着出小区 I Opened the Home Security Footage and Made My Mother-in-Law's Family Kneel as They Left the Neighborhood —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃
[Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp...
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- 390 After Waking from a Precognitive Dream, I Sent My Husband and His Mistress to Prison 预知梦醒后，我把丈夫和小三送进监狱 After Waking from a Precognitive Dream, I Sent My Husband and His Mistress to Prison —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 391 The Tenderness We Can Never Return To 回不去的温柔 A Tenderness We Can Never Return To —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Raising the Entire Immortal Sect: I'm a Nanny in the Wilderness of Guixu 饲养全仙门，我在归墟荒野当保姆
The Kunlun Sacred Son, the Northern Sea Demon Venerable, the Nine Heavens Goddess, and a host of other top figures from the cultivation world are all pulled into the Heavenly Dao Trial Ground, the Ruins Wilderness, overnight. Cannibal tribes lurk everywhere, ferocious beasts roam the land, and bizarre mental corruption is inescapable. Stripped of their immense cultivation, these exalted immortal and demonic big shots become useless good-for-nothings who can’t even light a fire or cook. The Sacre
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- 393 The Officer They Fought Over Marrying Was Someone I Picked Up on a Whim 她们争破头要嫁的军官，是我随手捡的 The Officer They Were Fighting Over Was Someone I Picked Up on a Whim —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 394 Game Invasion: Immortal World Big Shots Beg Me to Carry Them 游戏入侵：仙界大佬跪求我带飞 The cultivation world has unexpectedly connected to Blue Star's online games, and powerful immortals and demons are leveling up and comprehending the Great Dao by playing games. Playing equipment-grinding games like Legend lets you comprehend the supreme sword path. Playing FPS games like battle royale games lets you comprehend the laws of the Great Dao. Playing competitive MOBA games like Honor of Kings lets you grasp the path of an imperial immortal. Playing anime-style games like Genshin Impa —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Solving Cases Turns Into Gossip Time, and My Policewoman Mentor Is in Stitches 破案秒变吃瓜，警花师傅笑麻了
[System + Police Beauty + Lighthearted + Comedy + Gossip + One Female Lead + Everyday Life + Sweet Romance] Just as Chen Jun was about to head out on a call with his policewoman mentor, he awakened the Gossip System. He could earn rewards by following gossip. Wait, wait, wait! Gossip? I’m a cop. What’s with this Gossip System? From that day on, the atmosphere at the police station began to change. Day One! [What? You’re saying the thief didn’t just leave your belongings alone, he also left you t
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- 396 Hahahahaha! I'm Done Playing, Time to Come Clean! 哈哈哈哈哈哈！不玩了，摊牌了！ Hahahahahaha! I'm Done Playing. Time to Come Clean! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 397 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
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Reborn Nine Times, the Unhinged Villainess Takes Everyone Down 重生九次，疯批女配创死所有人
[Villainess awakens + reborn for revenge + exposes and punishes scumbags + goes crazy and face-slaps them (literal face-slapping) + romance] Qiao Siyu was ignored and ostracized by her family from childhood. She was thrown out of the house, forced to take the blame, and had a kidney stolen. In the end, her enemies ran her over in revenge, leaving her paralyzed from head to toe. After wringing every last bit of value from her, the Qiao family abandoned her in the hospital to fend for herself. She
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- 399 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 37.6kReads9.3Score5kShelves
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The Big Shot Forces Me to Take It Easy: No Work, Just Living Off My Partner 大佬强制我摆烂，不用上班吃软饭
[Complete] (Pseudo) Forced Love × Mind Reading × Giving Up A lighthearted, funny, sweet story, with a touch of brain-teasing twists and suspense. After dying from overwork at her desk, Chu Zhining transmigrates into a novel about a wealthy family as a cannon-fodder female side character. The good news: she's not the heroine, so she won't have to work overtime and fool around with all sorts of men. The bad news: as a cannon-fodder side character, she won't live to see the ending. Even worse: she'
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