
Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage
打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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This book is pretty good, five stars, very funny. Every time I laugh, it's because my grandma thinks I'm too noisy and scolds me. As a result, he watched TV with the volume turned up very loud. I can't hear the sound at all when I play the video. But this book is really great and I highly recommend reading it.
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Super cool article, the latest chapter, the protagonist uses invincible defense to defend his crotch, and then attacks himself, and the damage is shared with all enemies. That feeling, of course, the protagonist himself is not immune, and also uses pain amplification of 15 times, 15 times of pain, [laugh][laugh][laugh]
There is a mosquito in the room. If it doesn't bite you all night, it will fly next to your ear. When you get up and turn on the light, it will hide immediately. It's so annoying. I really can't do anything about it. Do you have any good ideas? I also sprayed mosquito exterminator, but it's useless [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry]
The story is a good one and quite interesting, but I feel that there are still many flaws that need to be optimized. Some settings may be filled in later, but at first glance, they are still inexplicable. For example, the death of some passers-by feels like it is forced into the story. (It is more inexplicable that this character suddenly arranges a chapter to write about his death without a plot front line.) There are also system problems. If it is shared, in the current book setting, all abilities, cultivation, etc. Are shared, but it will not Sharing a strong response includes taking healing elixirs. I think this should be made clear at the beginning. Maybe I didn't read it carefully. I didn't see it in the previous chapters. When I read it, I thought that after the protagonist does this, the enemies will all recover [face covering]. Also, the abuse of the bound person will have value, but it is relatively rare. It only appeared on the orc side. I don't know if I didn't listen carefully, or I suddenly said that it is possible to be abused by the bound person. Finally, I hope the author will write better as he writes.
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Protagonist: Activate the shared damage system. The current sharing range is all awakened people of the same level. After the abuse value reaches a certain value, the sharing range can be expanded and more functions can be unlocked. "System, I want to remove all existing damage sharing bindings, remove them all, leave no one behind. ٩(◍ö◍)۶" "Ding! The damage sharing binding is being released... Target: all senior students of Qingshui High School (1236 people), target: all instructors, soldiers and invigilators of Hangdu University Practical Training Center (328 people)... All are being released!" "Ding! Unlocked successfully! Current binding object: None!" "System, I want to use double damage to share the binding opportunity and bind the target..." "Ding! Double damage sharing binding is in progress... Target: all members of the World Destruction Cult within the dense forest (68 people detected), target: Ice and Fire Demonic Cow (seventh level alien beast)... Binding successful!" "Ding! The double damage return effect has been activated! Any damage suffered by the host will be returned to all bound persons at double the normal damage intensity! I wish the host a happy beating! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و" "Ding! Important note: Since the host currently has no binding personnel, according to the latest security protocol of the system, all students studying at Hangdu University are now forcibly bound, a total of 1.3 Million people." "Ding! The new rules after the system upgrade are as follows: 1. The host's own attacks will not be counted in the abuse value. 2. A single damage below a certain threshold will not be counted in the abuse value. 3. I wish the host a happy life and smooth beatings. ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و" Look at the effect. Just look at who is unhappy and tie him (them) together. Isn't it great! Even alien beasts can be bound, so why not tie them with the hostile forces? Haha, look at those hostile forces and try again, they will die if they try...
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It's beautiful, even though it's a bit nonsensical, but I really want to laugh when I look at it