Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage
打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害
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- 1.0M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- Come Hit Me! If You Do, the Whole World Feels the Pain进来打我啊，打我全世界都一起痛Alternate title on Fanqie
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This book is pretty good, five stars, it's hilarious. Every time I laugh, it's because my grandma thinks I'm too noisy and scolds me. Then she turns the TV volume up really loud herself. I can't hear any videos when I play them. But this book is really great, I highly recommend it.
So good! Such a great idea! Absolutely amazing! Can't wait for seasons two, three, and N! 👍👍👍❤️💕🤦 I'm speechless! Such a cauliflower-like protagonist! We can't wait!!! 💕👍👍👍😆❤️
Super satisfying read! In the latest chapter, the protagonist uses an invincible defense to protect his own crotch, then attacks himself, sharing the damage with all enemies. The feeling... Well, the protagonist himself isn't immune either, and he even gets a pain amplification boost of 15 times—15 times the agony! 😄😄😄
There's a mosquito in my room that doesn't bite me all night, just hovers right next to my ear. It hides the moment I turn on the light when I get up, it's so infuriating! I really don't know what to do. Does anyone have any good solutions? I've even used mosquito repellent spray, but it's completely useless. 😠😠😠😠
The story is good and quite interesting, but it still feels flawed and needs improvement. Some settings might be developed later, but they still seem inexplicable at first glance. For example, the deaths of some minor characters feel forced and awkward (it's strange to suddenly have a chapter about a character's death without any prior plot development). There's also the system issue.
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