Provoke Me, and I'll Make You Go Bald

[System + Choices + Comedy + Passion + Cunning + Female Lead (Take a Guess)]

In his previous life, Feng Yu was known as the “Little Prince of Getting Beaten Up” and the “Long-Distance Running Champion.” After being reborn, he kept making choices with the help of the System, pulling one outrageous stunt after another that would have any mom reaching for a slipper. He kept pushing his luck at the edge of getting beaten up. This time, he wasn’t going to settle for less!

The protagonist starts with two Systems! Tell me, how could he possibly lose???

The anti-addiction System is a thing of the past. The seemingly ordinary System harbors a huge secret.

Teacher Yun Hao: “I may be your teacher, but I’m not much older than you. Just think of me as a classmate. Talk to me the way you talk to them.”

Feng Yu was silent for two seconds, then said slowly, “Teacher, show me your legs!”

Before meeting Feng Yu, the demonic clan’s biggest bully, Shen Xin, was arrogant and domineering. After meeting him, she was completely won over by his series of outrageous antics and became the protagonist’s prisoner.

The Red Lotus Queen, Mo Yan, mocked Feng Yu’s fire for being as spineless as its owner. Ridiculed by the System, Feng Yu flew into a rage and made a bet with it: if he could win Mo Yan’s favor, he would get a divine sword as a reward. If he failed, his height would be reduced by 10 cm.

In a secret realm, the protagonist encountered the peerless illusion of the First Emperor, Ying Zheng, and immediately fell to his knees to flatter him. A man’s knees are worth their weight in gold, but sometimes you have to do things you don’t believe in.

Ever since the Fire Qilin and the Sky Emperor joined Feng Yu’s side, his life has never been peaceful again. Every day is a total mess: he’s either provoking some big shot or hitting on a fairy.

The Fire Qilin has no choice but to build a nuclear bomb by hand, while the Sky Emperor has no choice but to transform into a hunk.