Help! The Cultivation World Keeps Trying to Scam Me, a Glass Cannon

Name: Help! The Cultivation World Keeps Trying to Scam Me, a Glass Cannon
Author: Wu Zhi Yi

救命！修真界都想碰瓷我这个脆皮

by Wu Zhi Yi (無之一)

Status: Completed
Length: 140k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Yun Xiu, the world's strongest cultivator, survived from ancient times to the modern day. His daily routine had only three parts: cultivation, browsing memes, and avoiding karmic entanglements.

He thought modern cultivation had fallen into decline and that he could finally do whatever he pleased. But when he woke up one day...

The Demon Lord reincarnated as a top-tier star winked at him. “Dao Ancestor, want to pair up for a CP publicity campaign? I've got tons of HP and defense!”

The aloof Sword Immortal called out on livestream, “Old Ancestor, how about joining my search for a sword partner? I can be sweet or cool!”

Even his disciple had become an esports champion. The global trending topic read: #PleaseComeOutOfRetirementOldAncestor#

Yun Xiu clutched his insulated mug and backed away in alarm. “Stay back! My lifespan is running out. If you try to mooch off me, I'll die...”

Just as he turned to flee, he unexpectedly tumbled into someone's arms.

A deep laugh came from above him. “Mooch off you? Then you'll have to take responsibility for the bond I've spent ten thousand years building with you, Old Ancestor.”

Yun Xiu turned around and froze on the spot...

Damn! Why is it him?!

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