The Protagonist Is a Shameless, Scheming, Nasty Piece of Work With No Decency 主角贱兮兮的，坑人坏的很，还缺德

1. 1 你 Why Mess With Him? He's an Eighty-Year-Old Geezer With Cancer 你惹他干嘛？他八旬老登还患癌 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban525k WordsCompleted [Original Novel of the Hit Short Drama] Qin Mu transmigrated, becoming not only an eighty-year-old man with no family, but also a terminal cancer patient with less than three months to live. Zero resistance to physical attacks, maxed-out resistance to magic. With an overpowered buff on his side, Qin Mu doesn't have to put up with anyone! On the subway, he smacks a self-righteous young woman who falsely accuses him of secretly filming her. On the basketball court, he smacks the square-dancing aun 9.6kReads8.0Score915Shelves

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   The fourth one is the best! Yuanbao~

2. 2 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 165kReads9.5Score21kShelves
3. 3 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves
4. 4 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 58kReads9.6Score6.4kShelves
5. 5 我 I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六 Remembering Youth纪念青春Mystery652k WordsCompleted [Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba 9.2kReads9.4Score1kShelves

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   🔥The protagonist has always had a different way of thinking than others [eating melon emoji]. Looking back, he was always doing some crazy and cheeky things [awkward laugh emoji]. When the rules of the supernatural chose him ✨ and he even awakened his talent [Born to be the sixth], he became even more unrestrained [smirking emoji]. His crazy antics never stopped [laughing emoji]. It's hilarious, the ghosts are going crazy, and they're all begging to be spared [smirking emoji].

6. 6 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves

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   The main character is the sixth brother, who is particularly despicable and often schemes against the chosen one.

7. 7 全 The Whole Sect Is Unlucky, but the Lucky Carp Junior Sister Is Spoiled by Everyone and Makes It Through 全宗倒霉蛋，锦鲤小师妹团宠上岸 Little Ink Bell墨铃小铛Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Rong Yi discovered that she had become the world's biggest fool, helping the heroine achieve success. No matter what opportunities came her way, whether rare spirit herbs, ancient swords, or ancient divine beast eggs, all it took was a few words from the heroine, her senior sister, or her senior brothers and master, and she'd naively hand them over. In the end, she died taking a fatal blow from an evil fiend meant for the heroine. Then, after just a couple of wo 25.8kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves

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   The female lead is exactly like that—cowardly yet prone to causing trouble! She's the first female lead I've ever seen who's afraid of pain.

8. 8 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves

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   I must say, I highly recommend this book; it's a breath of fresh air in the cultivation world.

9. 9 镇 Ruling the World: I'm the Richest Man in the Cultivation World 镇世：我在修仙界当首富 T A Feast for the EyesT满目琳琅Xianxia465k WordsOngoing "You shouldn't be too much like Wang Mo!" That's how everyone who knows Wang Mo describes him. Wang Mo transmigrates to the Great Wilderness Realm. Other people cultivate with pills, hard training, and seclusion. He gets ahead by scamming people, making money, and getting struck by lightning. He's so shameless he practically smokes, and even his farts take a detour. Calling him that is practically a compliment. His motto is "win people over with virtue." His catchphrase is "Don't mess with 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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   You have to be reasonable when you are trying to trick people. How can you blackmail people if you are not unreasonable?

10. 10 为EN To Corrupt the Righteous, I Had No Choice But to Make Games 为了祸害正道，我只好制作游戏了 Jie Ge Ge Jie杰了个杰Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Game Development First + Cultivation Second + Tormenting the Righteous Factions] In this cultivation world, where the righteous factions completely dominate the Demon Dao, Lu Ze unlocks the Demon Dao Prodigy System. He can raise his cultivation as long as he kills righteous cultivators. What? Deaths in an illusion count too? A game designer by trade, Lu Ze decides to give the cultivators of this world a tiny little shock... Sect elder: “What is this Escape from the Demon Cult? Why have the disc 32.6kReads8.5Score3.8kShelves
11. 11 丹 The First Rule of Pill Refining: If You Care About Your Face, Don't Light the Furnace 丹修守则第一条：要脸那就别开炉 My Heart Stirs Only in the Evening Breeze心动止于晚风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing (The year's most absurd comedy + an unscrupulous alchemy cultivator + an immortal-cultivation university + mostly everyday life + I'm really a proper teacher) “How is this immortal-cultivation world nothing like the one I know?” Lin Su, who had just transmigrated, was completely baffled. It was one thing for the immortal world to have universities, but he'd actually become both a guidance instructor and a counselor in the alchemy department. On the first day of class, Lin Su asked his students 103Reads7.5Score—Shelves
12. 12 斩 Slay the Gods: Ming Ge as Agent, Is the Lifeline a Line Too? 斩神：明哥代理，生命线也是线？ Blue of the Sea K海之蓝KMale-Channel Fanfiction184k WordsOngoing [Godslayer + Brother Ming + No Female Lead + Concept-Level Abilities] After transmigrating into the world of Godslayer, Su Bei merges with the template of Doflamingo, the White Yaksha from One Piece! Whenever he fights people with Forbidden Ruins or Divine Ruins, or mythological creatures, he can earn Battle Points and increase his fusion rate. Every 1% increase boosts his physical attributes and mental strength. At 5%, he can draw a prize and obtain one of Mingge's abilities. [Parasite Strings, 9Reads6.4Score—Shelves
13. 13 人 In a World of High Martial Arts, the System Says I'm the Demon Son of Some Pleasure Sect 人在高武，系统说我是某欢宗魔子 One-Slash Killing Sword一口杀人剑Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Teenager Chu Nan confesses to the campus belle and gets rejected on the spot. Then, by chance, he awakens a System. But the System mistakes Chu Nan’s high martial arts world for a cultivation fantasy world. And so, the System gets everything mixed up. Then Chu Nan goes through a series of absurd events, including but not limited to: He fails to confess, but the System decides he tried and failed to defile a holy maiden. The System threatens him with castration to force him to leave the Hehuan Se 7.5kReads7.5Score838Shelves
14. 14 神 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 Zuo Mo左莫Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying 25.8kReads8.0Score3.8kShelves
15. 15 斩 Slay the Gods: What Do You Mean, Strong and Muscular? 斩神：什么叫孔武有力啊？ Soy Milk, Fried Dough Sticks, and Tofu豆浆油条豆腐Male-Channel Fanfiction359k WordsOngoing [Slaying the Gods, no angst, strong and imposing] Yu Ji transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods, with The Analects of Brawling in hand. When fighting, use a brick! Don't swing wildly. Aim for the face and swing hard. If you miss, swing again. If your right hand gets tired, use your left. If the brick breaks, use your shoe. Since you're swinging, how can you swing alone? Bring your friends along. Isn't that a joy? Keep swinging, swing until they're dead. If they don't die, keep swinging. 505Reads6.7Score—Shelves
16. 16 让 I Told You to Go Crazy, Not to Scare the Female Ghost Crazy! 让你发疯，没让你把女鬼吓疯！ The Front Wheel Turns, the Back Wheel Doesn't前轱辘转后轱辘不转Mystery441k WordsOngoing [Madman antics + no female lead + pure power fantasy + justice on the brain + ruthless + Bureau 749] Xiao Yun, who had transmigrated, was determined not to disgrace his fellow transmigrators. He searched the whole world for ghosts and monsters, until someone finally tricked him into entering a haunted villa. When other people encountered ghosts, they went crazy! When Xiao Yun encountered ghosts, the ghosts went crazy! “If an evil spirit threatens you with someone's life, what would you do?” Xiao 26Reads6.7Score—Shelves
17. 17 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 518.8kReads9.7Score68.3kShelves
18. 18 看 What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Goose Cultivate Before? 看啥看没看过大鹅修仙啊 An Cheng安橙Ancient Romance818k WordsOngoing System, protagonist isn’t human, lighthearted comedy, no romance, villain protagonist, doesn’t play by the rules, golden finger. An ordinary wage slave from the modern world falls through a manhole cover right before the New Year and transmigrates into the body of a goose in the cultivation world. Bound to a System that seems a lot like a pyramid scheme, the goose embarks on a socially anxious journey that terrifies society. “Are you tired of training your hardest and still failing to level up? 6kReads8.8Score706Shelves
19. 19 这 This Brutal Bandit Has No Sense of Reason 这个悍匪又不讲理 Shark Grapes鲨鱼葡萄Urban289k WordsOngoing [A local takes down transmigrators + System + high-martial-arts world + comedy + no female lead + everyone dotes on the protagonist] [Note: Both the protagonist and the villains have Systems. The opening can be a bit rough, so proceed with that in mind.] After waking from a nap, bandit Gu Ge found himself transmigrated into a world of martial arts, where he was bound to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he made earned him all kinds of rewards! But one choice made by the System brought hi —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.5kReads8.7Score549Shelves

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    There are many memes and funny moments.

21. 21 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 212.8kReads9.6Score25.1kShelves

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    The grand plan, the package

22. 22 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 172.1kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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    My old pit partner is quite funny.

23. 23 给 Just Leave Bad Reviews. Why Bother Playing Games? 给给差评就行了，还玩啥游戏啊！ Four Jin of Ribs四斤排骨Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Game development + original games + lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations] [Short drama now available] Lu Ming transmigrated to a parallel world and took over a bankrupt game studio. By chance, he bound himself to the [Moral Debt System]. Every time he did something “immoral but legal,” he earned rewards based on its impact. So, to get players cursing and turn that into profit, Lu Ming launched a series of outrageous schemes. With his left hand, he rolled out “Pay to breathe after loggi 11.9kReads8.8Score893Shelves

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    "Billing Starts Upon Login? Players Curse and Tearfully Recharge" Lu Ming is bound to a shameless system; the more shameless, the more money he makes! "Breathing Fees," "V50 Unlocks Main Storyline"—his outrageous actions are all just to get players to curse the "dog-like planner." Players curse while spending money: "Even robbery is so refreshingly unconventional?" Official media praises him, competitors collapse, and he unexpectedly becomes the richest man! "I just wanted to be cursed, how did I become the industry benchmark?" The most outrageous business war novel of the year—see how conscience is brutally beaten by money!!!

24. 24 我 I'm a Strategist, and I'm Good at Raiding and Wiping Out Entire Clans 我是一个谋士，擅长抄家灭门 There Are Fusu in the Mountains Lk山有扶苏LkHistorical781k WordsCompleted [Alternate World] [Cold Weapons] [No Female Lead (or One Female Lead)] [System] “I have a hundred plans for this matter!” “Do you have one that isn't especially vile?” “Then I have fifty more!” “No scorched-earth schemes!” “Then I have twenty more.” “No poison.” “Ten.” “I'd still like to have a decent reputation.” “Then I'm out.” If a man lives a regular life, traveling between the same three places every day, serves as the empire's chief strategist, and never has to worry about money, does 9kReads8.5Score638Shelves

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    Transmigrating into the body of a strategist, while others engage in political intrigue, he directly confiscates and exterminates entire families, earning him the nickname "The Butcher." In a fictional world of cold weapons, he races through time with a system. The no-female-lead (or single-female-lead) setting is incredibly engaging, the plot is engaging, and the writing is excellent. Fans of historical fiction with imaginative plots shouldn't miss it!

25. 25 笑 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 Leisurely Evening Breeze晚风悠人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.8kReads7.8Score3kShelves
26. 26 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 64.2kReads8.7Score6.1kShelves
27. 27 缺 Being a Jerk Feels Great Once, and It Feels Great Every Time 缺德一时爽，一直缺德一直爽 Kicks Nursing Homes脚踢敬老院Urban722k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s become a taxi driver taking part in a reality show. Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love at first sight?” Su Yang: “I do. I just hope the police believe it too!” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love?” Su Yang: “Cash or QR code?” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, how many days does the poem say it takes to return from Jiangling, a thousand li away?” Su Yang: “A thousand li to Jiangling? You won’t be back 2.2kReads6.5Score235Shelves
28. 28 他 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱，真是修仙之人？ Yangzhou Foot Scratcher扬州抠脚Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 18.1kReads7.6Score2.2kShelves
29. 29 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    "The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty" is a completed novel with over 2 million words. I wrote it myself. I think it's alright, so I'll try recommending it. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Laughing][Laughing][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

30. 30 百 A Millionfold Rebate: My Senior Brother Is So Generous! 百万返还：我家师兄超大方！ It's the Hilarious Senior Brother是滑稽大师兄啦Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Fantasy + System + Gaming + Master and Disciple] After Jiang Feng pulled an all-nighter and died suddenly, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a xianxia game, where he had become the villainous senior disciple! According to the plot, sooner or later his future junior sisters would beat him to death! “Ding! The Host’s desire is exceptionally strong. The Millionfold Critical Return System has been activated!” “The higher their affection, the greater the critical-hit multiplier! The riche 6.6kReads8.8Score477Shelves

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    🍅🍅🍅Personally, I think these books are pretty good. They're mainly about: [humorous + lighthearted + unethical + nonsensical + going against the world + just come in for a laugh]. Ling Chen is a naturally annoying bad guy... Hehehe, really good! 🥰🥰🥰

31. 31 我 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ A Stranger in the Mortal World陌路红尘Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.6kReads8.3Score618Shelves
32. 32 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves
33. 33 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score614Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! [Laughing and crying emoji] The mortal Lao Liu (Old Six) obtains a cultivation inheritance and embarks on a cultivation journey in the city, hiding his true nature. The book is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite. [Thumbs up emoji] A reminder: please do not approach this novel with traditional notions of invincibility or the ability to kill at will. This book is an exploration and growth story, not mindless wish-fulfillment. It teaches you to start by obeying the law, familiarizing yourself with the rules, and then becoming decisive in killing. [Laughing and crying emojis]

34. 34 再 Look at Me Like That Again and I'll Slap You 再看老子拍死你 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy511k WordsOngoing [The Most Hardcore Male Lead] [邪修] [A Cunning Old Schemer] [A Little Pervert] [Making a Fortune in Silence] [Beast Taming] [Looting Corpses] [Romantic Encounters] Slapping beautiful women, romantic encounters, dual cultivation, looting corpses, and finishing off his enemies with a surprise strike. He raises a pack of ferocious beasts, birds of prey, venomous insects, and corpse puppets, and his combat prowess is off the charts. The male lead pulls off one outrageous move after another, never pla 7kReads—Score693Shelves

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    [A Sly and Cunning Male Lead] He slaps beautiful women, picks up scraps, loots corpses, and finishes them off with a swift counterattack. He raises a horde of ferocious beasts, birds of prey, and insects, constantly pulling off outrageous maneuvers. This lovable but mischievous protagonist defies all expectations, with a fast-paced, action-packed storyline and a plethora of satisfying moments. You won't regret investing in him! [Crying][Angry][Feeling Wronged]

35. 35 大 Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi. 20.2kReads8.8Score852Shelves

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    All three are top-notch, incredibly exciting!

36. 36 大 Great Ming: I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Main Branch 大明，我朱文正乃长房长孙 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical913k WordsOngoing Zhu Wenzheng was the true eldest grandson of the Zhu family, and its strongest fighter. Yet he died of depression at a young age. While out fishing, Li Ergou gets into a traffic accident and somehow transmigrates into the Ming Dynasty, into the body of Zhu Wenzheng, who has been gravely wounded in the Battle of Hongdu. The moment he remembers that Zhu Wenzheng’s fate is to be placed under house arrest until his death, Li Ergou feels his whole world crumbling. No way! I have to change my fate. I 113Reads7.3Score104Shelves
37. 37 为 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical521k WordsCompleted Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.6kReads8.1Score102Shelves
38. 38 元 Elemental Mage: My Vampire Princess! 元素法师：我的吸血公主！ The Shrimp Who Loves to Talk Nonsense爱扯蛋的虾Urban179k WordsOngoing [Versatile Mage + no System + scion of a family + multiple heroines + lighthearted] The synopsis isn't doing this book justice. Please head straight to the story. “Here is an urgent warning. A strange and powerful vampire escaped from the Luoxing Mountain ruins, excavated three days ago. If any members of the public spot a clue, keep your distance and contact the Magic City Elemental Mage Association immediately.” Zhao Hao turned off the TV and looked toward the frail, stunning young woman recli —Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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    It meets the requirements, especially parts 3 and 4.

39. 39 家 My Master Is Black Tiger Ah Fu! Take This! Crow Sits on a Branch! 家师黑虎阿福！看招！乌鸦坐飞！ Master of Wild Ideas脑洞教主Urban762k WordsOngoing “You old shut-in, it's been twenty years! Because of you, I've been locked up in a psychiatric hospital for twenty whole years!” In a high-security ward at a psychiatric hospital, a tall, fearsome-looking man in a straitjacket glared viciously at the shadow on the wall before him. A moment later, his vicious expression turned into a wild grin. “Do you know what I've been through these past twenty years? Today I received the full teachings of my master, Black Tiger Afu. This prison can no longer 18Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 40 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
41. 41 师EN Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟，别这么修仙 Softly Falling Words轻落语Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsCompleted By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone 59.3kReads9.0Score5.2kShelves
42. 42 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.3kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves

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    This is a purely entertaining novel; if you're looking for fun, this is the place to read. It's packed with all sorts of elements: comedy, gags, horror—it's guaranteed to get you hooked! Give it a try, gentlemen! [Explore][Attention][Attention][Got it]

43. 43 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m a Brooding Young Man, So Summoning a Demon Seems Reasonable 斩神：我丧系青年，请个魔合理吧 The Right Person Never Came良人不遇Male-Channel Fanfiction329k WordsCompleted The good news: You transmigrated. The bad news: You’re in the Slay the Gods world. The good news: You and Lin Qiye are brothers, unrelated by blood but raised as family, and you’ve lived together for eight years. The bad news: You have no Forbidden Ruins, so you can’t protect yourself in a disaster. You planned to cling to Lin Qiye and coast safely to the ending Then the “magic book” that suddenly appeared in your mind changed everything. Kill the mysterious beings and absorb the divine na 5.6kReads7.5Score419Shelves

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    [Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn]

44. 44 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
45. 45 满 The Court Officials Hear My Thoughts, and Now They're All Trembling 满朝文武听我心，百官瑟瑟发抖中 Future Pretty-Girl Warrior未来美少女战士Ancient Romance301k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + No Romance + Absurd Comedy + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment] Lin Yuyu, a university student who had just graduated in the 21st century, was packing to go home when a suitcase rolling down the stairs hit her and killed her. She was reborn in the Great Xia Dynasty as the daughter of a minor official, and spent fourteen carefree years doing as little as possible. At last, the System that had fallen behind caught up with her and bound itself to a gossip system. From then on, her 3.3kReads8.7Score335Shelves
46. 46 暴 The Tyrants' Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old Daughter 暴君们的四岁半闺女 A Face Full of Beauty Marks一脸的美人痣Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted The three tyrants of the great powers were rumored to be cold-blooded and brutal, killing without batting an eye. Yet somehow, a little girl had them all wrapped around her finger. They were willing to go to war and shed blood to claim her, even giving up their thrones. “Our Qingxiao has fertile land and overflowing wealth. Let me have precious Miaomiao, and all of Qingxiao will be yours!” “Nanyue has the mightiest army and the most magnificent palace. If Miaomiao joins me, everything I own will 1.2kReads9.0Score231Shelves
47. 47 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Rewrite the Plot and Laugh Myself Silly 盗墓：改写剧情的我，笑疯了 Deep Meaning y深意yMystery1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Some Plot Rewrites + Goofy Comedy + Cross-Dressing as a Man + Redemption: The heroine saves the supporting characters, while the main cast and the System save her. All directions. Plot changes early on, then the plot goes completely off the rails later.] Original title: I Laughed Myself Silly While Rewriting the Plot Don't be scared. I'm just a plain old psychopath. Qi Yi binds herself to a System and becomes the Qi family's “adopted son.” Her mission is to save the book's tragic suppo 16.2kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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    I highly recommend it!

48. 48 恐 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了 Snow-Skin Lantern冰皮灯笼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo 64.7kReads9.6Score8.5kShelves

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    The system beat me to the point of despair. It tried to kill my brother Yan, but all it got in return was a mouthful of shattered steel teeth. [Laughing and crying emojis]

49. 49 荒 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 13.8kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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    The female lead relentlessly slaps the face of the naive and innocent younger sister on a survival variety show, turning it into a spectacle. While others struggle to survive, she lives a carefree life. The female lead says, "Everything on the island is great, but can I throw away this dramatic accessory on my leg?" The movie star cries out, "Wife, stick it on!" 😂

50. 50 猫 The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator… 8.6kReads8.7Score722Shelves

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    The Sixth Brother, comedy, completed, a mortal's tale, cultivation.

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