Master Ji, Start Up the Mecha!

Name: Master Ji, Start Up the Mecha!
Author: Wu Zhi Yi

纪师傅，请开机甲！

by Wu Zhi Yi (無之一)

Status: Completed
Length: 337k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Other people pilot mechs with mental power. Ji Chen pilots his with metaphysics.

He planned to slack off on the battlefield and keep his head down, but the mech he bonded with turned out to have a sharp tongue. It mouths off at everyone and loves singing viral square-dance hits.

At the Imperial Military Academy tournament, he had his mech dance to “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style,” and the whole internet exploded: “Report! Someone’s attacking us with mental pollution!”

Then an alien calamity struck, forcing the slacker to rise to the occasion. The sharp-tongued mech suddenly turned serious: “Protocol disengaged. Final weapon, release initiated, ”

Ji Chen stared blankly. “Wait, what did you just say you are?!”

The only female lead behind him chuckled. “So, will you save the world with me now, my final weapon?”

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