A Shameless Protagonist Who Hands Sandpaper to People Going to the Bathroom

1 道 Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn't Do It at All, Okay? Give Me a HintUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 73.3kReads8.7Score6.5kShelves

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The protagonist is so wicked that he smokes, laughs and has stomach cramps [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]. Pregnant woman: "I am a pregnant woman, you must give up your seat to me!" Male protagonist: "What you are carrying is not my child, why should I give up my seat to you?" Holy Mother: "It's not easy for pregnant women with a big belly. Just give up your seat." Male protagonist: "I bought it for 600 yuan. If you pay now, I will give up my seat immediately!"

2 荒 Desert Island Hunk Ye Lone Star 99Urban378k WordsOngoing 46.2kReads5.8Score2.1kShelves

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Come, come, come

3 异 Is It Too Easy to Mix in Another World? LibertineEastern Fantasy533k WordsOngoing 2.1kReads8.3Score132Shelves

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The good-for-nothing young man wins life by lying down, hahahahaha

4 她 When She Comes Back, the Entire Ba Boss Family Will Be Buried with Her. Wan GuMarriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted 40Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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She was called the "illegitimate daughter" and huddled in the drafty attic. At the banquet, she was the waiter who served the plate to her radiant sister. The scalding soup was poured on her face, and she was slapped. She licked the blood from the corner of her mouth and left the scene amidst laughter. Until that night, the killer sneaked in, and she and the injured eldest son of the Gu family hid in the same closet amidst the blood. His back was stained with blood, her face was stained with tears, and outside the door were the lights of swords approaching her step by step. The flash suddenly came on, and her "good sister" led everyone to block the door, exclaiming: "Sister, you actually seduced Mr. Gu!"

6 对 Get Rewarded for Scolding Ye Lone Star 99Urban2.7M WordsOngoing 13.6kReads7.1Score715Shelves

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Come on, come on! !

7 重 Reborn as a Fool, He Became a Billionaire by Collecting Rags Beishan LangxianUrban431k WordsOngoing 7kReads6.2Score591Shelves

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Those who come from the south, those who go north, those who are looking for laughter and those who are looking for fun. Come and read it, it's a novel that's enough to make you laugh out loud!

20 丝 Silk Road Jade Mirror: Li Jin's Secret Triangle Star Pattern White Prism LEE34k WordsCompleted 9Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Friends who like positive energy and adventure stories should check it out, especially those who like tomb robbing notes and ghost blowing lanterns. The beautiful new book "Notes on the Black Wind Pass" and the linked short story "Silk Road Jade Mirror" series are here. They are high-quality male-video novels that Chinese people should read. They explore the truth of the folk world and are super exciting in suspense, supernatural and reasoning. From the beginning to the end I couldn't stop, the visuals are quite strong!

21 我 I Relied on Bragging Coins to Sweep Through the World of Immortality Wu Daozi SaidEastern Fantasy158k WordsOngoing 31Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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This guy Wu Niubi got so lucky that he was accidentally bound to the Bragging Coin system! The rules of this system are simple and crude: the more outrageous the boast, the more immortality coins will be rewarded! Others are cultivating immortals. They meditate hard every day, search for medicines and refine treasures, and they are almost dead. Only Wu Niubi can get by with just one mouth. 💘💞💔🕉️🕉️

25 收 Collect Corpses, Collect Ghosts, Collect Immortals Raincoat AresEastern Fantasy392k WordsOngoing 1.5kReads5.8Score133Shelves

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A strange novel about cultivating immortals. The protagonist is an indigenous protagonist from another world. There is no system, no time travel, and a mortal flow - from the bottom, no special bloodline, life experience, and no plug-ins.

29 都 The Most Handsome Man in the City Hot Style High LevelUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 1.7kReads5.7Score160Shelves

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Come on, come on, come on,!

31 重 Rebirth in 80, from the Scourge of the Courtyard to the Unparalleled National Scholar The Song Is Not FinishedUrban936k WordsOngoing 4.9kReads6.2Score265Shelves

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🔥Highly recommended🔥The first book is Rebirth in the 1980s + Disaster in the Compound + Unparalleled National Scholars, The Journey of Realizing Dreams; the second book is Making Trouble in the Tang Dynasty, lighthearted and humorous

32 大 The Greatest Scourge of the Tang Dynasty The Song Is Not FinishedHistorical2.3M WordsCompleted 37.5kReads8.4Score3kShelves

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"The First Disaster of the Tang Dynasty" has been completed. 2 Million+ books written by myself. I feel that it is not bad. I will try to recommend [send my heart][send my heart][laugh][laugh][send my heart][send my heart]

33 牛 The Story of Niubaanshan Bandit's Labor Reform Long Night TipsyCultivation155k WordsOngoing 703Reads—Score—Shelves

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Absolutely wicked and funny. The more I watch, the more addictive I become

35 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 357.2kReads9.7Score43.1kShelves

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Funny, very funny, extremely funny

37 道 Daoyuanxumeng Youbai Is Not SweetUrban1.4M WordsOngoing 576Reads—Score—Shelves

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A good book must be easy to share. It is a full-length fantasy novel that is definitely worth reading.

38 大 Da Qin: First Emperor, I Really Don't Want to Eat Soft Food! King Qin Circles the PigHistorical1.5M WordsCompleted 57.5kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves

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🌈The protagonist travels through the Qin Dynasty, while helping the empire to survive. At the same time, the minister of civil and military affairs, in order to prevent Xiang Yu from starting a rebellion, arranged for his men to enter Jiangdong in advance to pinch his aunt's butt, and then reported Xiang Yu's name. God knows, Xiang Yu was only 13 years old at that time. I was so stupid. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

39 青 Qingmei Is Cute and Fierce, and the Yandere Prince Dotes on Her Very Much One Hundred Million DaysModern Romance532k WordsCompleted 130.8kReads8.1Score20.6kShelves

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The heroine was so immoral that she laughed so hard. How can a 3-year-old be so arrogant? She actually frightened her friends in kindergarten and brought a frog to school. She was called a parent on the first day of school. It was amazing! ! ! I wet the bed and refused to admit it, saying it was Zhuma who did it.

42 傻 The Evil Life of Fool Chen Qingshan Huayang ErfengUrban1.6M WordsOngoing 8.3kReads7.7Score582Shelves

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Pure rural ethics literature from the 1970s: Borrowing seeds, using gangs, favoring boys over girls, hunting, picking up girls, exploring, getting rich, too many female protagonists, constant surprises, a timid rural teacher, an intellectual female doctor, a gentle female educated youth, a beautiful young village girl, a sister-in-law who lives for death, it is so explosive that it makes people unable to sleep, it is so real [laughs][laughs]

43 我 I Repeatedly Offered Poisonous Tricks, and the Empress Called Me the Living King of Hell. A Little CrookedHistorical2.9M WordsCompleted 28.4kReads8.3Score3.8kShelves

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This is really wicked. I discovered it yesterday. I listen to books a lot. From the moment I discovered it, I listen to it now.

44 我 What Does It Have to Do with My Character as a Scholar If I Eat Soft Rice? Running Braised FishHistorical225k WordsCompleted 2.4kReads6.8Score170Shelves

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The male protagonist must retaliate for his irritation. He took advantage of his classmate's fiancée and made her a soft meal. His small mouth was as if he had been poisoned, and he was so harmful to others without repeating it.

45 出 Take Action! Huangpizi Asks for a Seal, but I Play It and My Brain Breaks Down. A Thought Comes to the RiverUrban746k WordsCompleted 20.9kReads8.6Score2kShelves

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It's no exaggeration to say that it's definitely this book. It's no exaggeration to say that every chapter is hilarious. There are so many laughs. As soon as I lay down on the bed, rolling around laughing, all the stress and worries of the day disappeared. It's such a relief. The more you read, the better it gets. Just read it. It's definitely a conscientious recommendation.

46 全 All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose Little Wine RiddleAncient Romance1.3M WordsOngoing 298.2kReads9.2Score29.8kShelves

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This book tells the story of Princess Duan's palace, whose temperament changed drastically after she lost her memory. Her delicate image was shattered to pieces. She led a group of dandies to fight and eat melons every day, causing chaos in the capital! But who would have thought that this idiot princess was actually a hidden boss, good at doing business and making political plans. In the end, she supported Mingjun to ascend the throne. No one dared to mess with her own power.

47 妻 My Wife and I Had Fun Every Night, and I Smiled and Pretended to Be Blind for a Year Wan GuHistorical10k WordsCompleted 775Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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When I went home that day, I saw a naked man coming out of my wife's room, his hair disheveled, and walking right in front of me. I asked the servant: "Have you seen it? Everyone shook their heads. My wife was so frightened that her face turned pale: "Husband, you are evil! " She invited Taoist priests all night, burned yellow paper, recited incantations, and finally poured a bucket of pig and dog excrement on me from head to toe. I lay in the filth, listening to her suppressed laughter behind the curtain, shaking all over. They didn't know that the shaking was because I was holding back my laughter. From that moment on, I decided to be a "ghost" - a coward who they thought had been completely fooled and would never be able to stand up again. When the bucket of pig and dog excrement was poured down, they thought they were exorcising evil spirits. However, the real evil spirits had just opened their eyes at this moment.

48 摄 Regent Bai Yueguang Overturned Wan Gu12k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads8.9Score—Shelves

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Shen Qingxian slipped into a sadistic novel and became a cannon fodder female supporting character who married the regent. On the day of her wedding, she was regarded by her family as a stepping stone to climb up to the rich and powerful, and was put into a sedan chair and sent to the palace. All the noble ladies in the capital were waiting to see her joke. After all, everyone knew that the regent Pei Changyuan had his own heart, and he only married her to cope with the Queen Mother's marriage grant. On the wedding night, the red candles were shining brightly. Pei Changyuan lifted his hijab and said coldly: "I married you to give an explanation to the Queen Mother. If you keep your integrity, the palace will not treat you badly. If you dare to think about things you shouldn't think about, don't blame me for not caring about the relationship between husband and wife." Shen Qingxian nodded obediently, without any fluctuation in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.

50 乱 God of War in Troubled Times: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation of the Sui Dynasty for Eternity Starry LotusHistorical34k WordsCompleted 30Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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I originally planned to come back quietly, climb over the wall directly into the Gao family courtyard, give Cuilan a big surprise, and hug the little daughter-in-law I miss so much. The result was good, the whole village worked overtime and put on such a grand welcome ceremony for me! This kind of treatment, let alone ordinary mortals, even the gods from heaven who come to earth, probably don't have this kind of treatment! The folks at Gaolaozhuang are so enthusiastic! My old pig was so moved that his nose felt a little sore! Immediately afterwards, a group of Gao family members surrounded Mr. Gao and Mrs. Gao and walked quickly towards me with beaming faces. Mr. Gao's hair is quite gray now, but he is full of energy and has a beautiful face.