[Religious world view], [Fighting is exciting], [Multiple female protagonists]
(The author has received eggs from the church, so he is not writing randomly.)
Paladin Shaun's "Guide to Refusing to Fall" has been widely praised since its release, but a small number of existences have also raised doubts:
"Mr. Sean, how did you manage to go against the book and still not fall?" The evil god waved his tentacles and rushed to Sean, opening his mouth to ask questions at the same time.
"Don't you understand?" Sean laughed and drew out his sharp sword and slashed hard, "Friends in the audience, if you really can't escape the vortex of corruption, why not try this move -"
"Kill the source of corruption."
Things to know before viewing: Guidelines are always right, reality is occasionally wrong.
1. Evil is allergic to iron and fire.
2. Wizards are good people, but it is unlikely that wizards are good people.
3. Mr. Sean's special skill is that it hurts very much to kill people and monsters.
4. Most evil people are afraid of pain, but a few have masochistic tendencies.
5. Getting rid of evil is the first priority. Do not indulge in killing.
6. All entities claiming to be gods are evil gods.
7. Beautiful girls are more depraved and tempting than evil gods.
8. When you are confused, you can kill a few wizards to relieve your boredom, but don't spend the night with a girl.
9. It's okay when you're not confused.
…
My name is Lu Yanchen.
He is the chief and sole designer of the fantasy immortality game "The Wizard of Wrath".
Out of personal interest (crossed out).
I branded the villainous empress, who was highly cultivated, with a silver and magical Taoist pattern.
For the gentle and noble beauty Master, a plot line of "filial piety goes bad" is added.
Let the cold and aloof female sword fairy "Ying Jie" surnamed Pei fall into the world of mortals and become a demon.
On the eve of the game's release, when I completed the IF line of defeating all the heroines, I was looking forward to gaining both fame and fortune.
His eyes went dark, and he traveled into a world of his own design.
Traveling through time is not a dead end, but I found that the fairies here are a bit "disqualified"——
The villainous empress, suffering from karma, is frantically searching for the culprit who branded her a mark.
The gentle and charming beauty Master has an unspeakable morbid obsession hidden deep in his soft eyes.
What's even more terrible is that the cold and arrogant female sword fairy who was supposed to fall into the devil's path in the later stage actually came to the door in advance, with the tip of her sword pointed directly at her throat:
"Those who desecrate the immortal body..."
"To be executed?"
"I want to carve 'Exclusively for Pei Xian' on you!"
Many years later, when [The No. 1 Tianjiao on the Qingyun List * The Sword Immortal of Taixu Palace * He enters the court without hesitation, he is unknown in praise and worship, and he has no restrictions on access to the harem * The Night Watchman of the Great Zhou Empire * The Twenty-Two Alien Beasts Subdued the Immortal * The No. 1 Word Emperor in Jiuzhou Continent] Lu Yanchen faces the pressing fairies, and he will think of the overtime morning when he was holding a pizza in his mouth before traveling through time.
"My name is Tang Yuan, a cleaner of haunted houses."
"The job content? Probably cleaning the windows, sweeping the floor, finding those weird stories about cannibalism, and then..."
"Eat them all."
·
As a zombie, Tang Yuan's little life was very fulfilling: he was invited to a haunted house for a feast, and before leaving, he received a red envelope gift carefully prepared by the owners, and even took it with him - this! This is the true way to work.
Ahead is the Goblin Cave.
Adventurers, please choose your response.
Option 1. Go directly into the wild and kill them all.
Option 2. Wait patiently and defeat them one by one.
Option 3. Lure the goblins out of the cave and prepare an ambush.
To be honest, Hua Zhen didn't want to choose any of the three.
Fighting and killing all day always feels so dangerous...
It just so happens that the backpack has slime gel that can be squeezed into the shape of a female body.
As luck would have it, there was a bottle of poison in the bag.
So it's a coincidence that the goblin died of poisoning.
If this doesn't pass...
Then watch the commercial for resurrection.
It was only when Hua Zhen entered the depths of the cave that he realized something was wrong.
What the hell is Goblin Queen?
If I can't beat it, can I watch ads to revive me?
"Why can Zeus become the [Heavenly Father] of Greece, above many god-kings?"
"Because he has 125 partners, the largest number among male gods, and his seeds are scattered all over the world."
"Why does Poseidon, the King of the Sea, dare to He almost succeeded in challenging the authority of Zeus? "
"Because he has 121 partners, second only to Zeus in number. "
"Why is Hades the least important and always insulted? Because he only has one wife, the Queen of the Underworld, and she was raped by Zeus. "
"Very good, it seems that you have understood the underlying logic of this world." The witch Pandora showed a satisfied smile to the young man in front of her and continued to ask, "So, what do you think? What should you do to become stronger and keep your virginity? "
"Do it!" Xiren roared tragically, pulled off the white toga robe on his body, and rushed towards the group of goddesses bathing in the lake without hesitation!
(Adhere to ancient writing methods and hand-made immortals. Readers can eat it with confidence.)
This is the 41st millennium of the Galactic Human Empire, and this is the story about that era;
Humanity has forgotten the power of science and technology and has forgotten it so much that it can never regain them.
Humanity has also forgotten the promise of progress and understanding, because in this cruel and dark future there is only war.
There will never be peace among the stars, only endless carnage and slaughter, and bursts of laughter from the hungry gods.
Soshyan Alexei, a battle monk of the Astral Knights Chapter and the only survivor of the Battle of the World Engine. He shoulders the responsibility of rebuilding the Chapter. With a secret that can shake the galaxy, he steps into the unknown...
There is a point in cybernetics.
Human beings, like gears, can also be regarded as a kind of machine, and they can also serve as a feedback center under mechanical control and the core of information processing.
This is the relationship between the world and people.
…
So.
After Lin Xia woke up from the hibernation cabin in an accident.
He found that if he didn't move, time would stop!
Alchemist Luo Wen has done a lot of immoral things in his life in order to gather the materials to make the Philosopher's Stone.
The last material is the love of the indifferent saint.
The tempted saint completely lost her ability to love, and since then her power has disappeared and she has become a useless person.
Everything was ready, and just when Luo Wen successfully forged the Philosopher's Stone and prepared for eternal life, the alchemy pot exploded.
Good news: He lives forever.
Bad news: That's all he has left.
Even worse news: his head was picked up by his ex-girlfriend Saint Liz, who said she would kick his head like a ball.
[Single heroine] [Highway] [Daily]
In the 312th year since the founding of Dayu,
the Demon Cult broke out, Dongchang was destroyed, and the Lin Party collapsed. This year, the situation changed, the world was in turmoil, and the dynasty was in danger.
The starting point of everything is the death of the devil's saint.
"This case is closed, you are no longer suspected."
After another round of investigation, Chen Yi returned home and opened the door.
The saint of the Demon Cult who was supposed to die shivered and huddled in his bed...
"Master..."
She shouted to Chen Yi.
The enemy in the previous life, the concubine in this life.
The Queen Mother who is proclaimed in the imperial court, the pure and flawless Holy Girl of the Demon Sect, the ninth-best one-armed sword armor in the world, the Supreme Goddess Taihua who forgets all love, the chivalrous Spring and Autumn Sword Master...
Murderous intentions are everywhere.
They are all my enemies, and they all wanted to kill me.
Therefore,
In the end, they all succumbed to others and endured shame.
Demons, monsters and monks hide in modern society and enjoy the convenience brought by technology.
A thousand-year-old tree demon pretends to be a precious ancient tree and receives government subsidies every month;
An eight-hundred-year-old fox demon broadcasts a live broadcast to make fun and attract people's energy;
A five-hundred-year-old literary monk studies the eight-part essay in seclusion for a hundred years, and after leaving the seclusion, he finds that the imperial examination has been cancelled;
A three-hundred-year-old tiger demon eats and drinks in the wildlife park and observes the humans in the car. ;
The hundred-year-old zombie opposes cremation and supports burial due to the drastic reduction of his kind;
The sixty-year-old sect leader led his sect down the mountain to open a company and joined the world, but was arrested for corruption and bribery;
The thirty-year-old monk was photographed flying with his sword, and the navy was invited to comment in the comment area and said it was AI;
The seventeen-year-old Zhou You was busy saving the world.
After death, there will be infinite restarts, and the cultivation of the previous life will continue to be inherited. But in each life, it is either a zombie, a walking corpse, a demon corpse, a living corpse, a water corpse, a beautiful corpse, or an old corpse in a mountain village?
Su Guang was speechless.
In the first life, Bai Zheng started and was burned to death by the villagers.
In the second life, at the beginning of Heizong, the villagers recognized the gap in strength. They held a "Mountain God Wife" and insisted on tying the most beautiful girl to marry him. However, when the hijab was lifted, you got a white-haired heavenly master?
The third life...
Su Guang didn't understand.
It's okay that he is a corpse every time he reincarnates. Why are those fairies still holding on to the past and refusing to let him go?
After a long sleep, he woke up in the wasteland era.
Zhou Yi discovered that in order to avoid the daytime hegemony of the photon species, the new humans only dared to stay in the day and night, being submissive in the dark and picking up trash everywhere.
He XX, why have humans become like this now!
It's true that one generation is inferior to another.
Let you see the lifestyle of the older generation.
Transform the wasteland and rebuild the glory of mankind!
[Japanese Fantasy + Monster Girl Illustrated Book + Harem + Road Adventure]
After slaying the Demon King, experiencing countless battles with monsters, and the cycle of death and resurrection, the brave Milad, known as the Resurrection Saint in later generations, reawakened in the world a thousand years later.
Open your eyes, raise your sword, support the battle line, and cut off the monster's head.
Everything is as it should be.
... Then he was blocked by monsters at the resurrection point.
What do you mean, those ferocious monsters have lost their true nature, turned into beautiful girls, and are chasing men one by one to woo them?
Looking at the succubus in front of her who was smiling and saying that she was a fan of the hero, Milad felt the absurdity of the world.
On the seventh day after Jian Xi disappeared, villagers found her body.
So, what is this Jian Xi who came back from the dead and came back from the mountain?
Should he accept the truth of Qingmei's death, or should he deceive himself into eating meal replacement?
Weaving this youthful lie with the unknown her
Squirming, twisting, betrayal, convulsions.
After finally falling in love, the real her is back——
Who is around you? Is she Jian Xi? What am I?
"What do you mean that the evil god we are going to defeat this time is actually the savior we will serve in the future?"
"I have worked hard to train, fight, and struggle in the Order, and now you are actually telling me that you will lose on purpose?!"
In the dark room of the temple, the female knight looked at the top-secret documents handed over by the elders in her hands. After reading through them, she had an incredible look on her face:
"... So, He provides us with shelter, resists disasters, teaches us technical knowledge, and brings advancement. The only way you can think of to repay... Is to send female slaves there?!"
"…Except for the female slaves, the offerings offered to Him were all returned…"
"... Where are those who went before?"
"... They all... Refuse to leave?"
"What do you mean you will be very comfortable? You are crazy! You are all crazy! I am determined... No, what did you teach us about the adversarial torture training before?! Don't turn your head away! I asked you what you did!!!"
"I don't care! I will never give in! I want to defeat Him upright! Then tell Him that although we should be grateful for it, this custom is absolutely wrong!"
The heroic female knight strode out of the temple, drew her sword, and jumped into the vast deep sea.
At the same time, in the underwater palace called "R'lyeh", the great Lord of the Starry Sky and Deep Sea, C'Thun, sneezed heavily for some unknown reason.
In this world where technology is advanced and companies control the lifeblood of the world, Mo Wendao worked hard to finally become one of them.
He originally thought that the highest level of magic was to deceive the world and steal one's name, and to do evil things in the name of an upright sect.
However,
The boss who is allergic to the poor, the senior sister who always thinks about setting up a new job, and the endless office struggles...
"Junior brother, please study the company's image promotion plan again."
After reading the news, Mo Wendao couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Ah?
Do magic cultivators also have to work?
(Invincible flow, relaxed direction, cyberpunk)
(There are tens of thousands of orders, and the completed works are of great quality. There are no TJ records. They are open all year round, so you can read with confidence~)
The mother is insane, the father is drunk and crazy, the sister is torn apart, and the brother is being killed by an ant.
What do you mean this is a relative I have never met?
What does it mean that our family has spread all over the heavens?
What does it mean that our family has declined but I still have an invincible bloodline theory?
Immortality is given away at birth?
After being simply dragged into the infinite world by his other self, he was sweating profusely as he looked at the ruined Shan family - did he really have to acknowledge the kiss?
"Have you ever wanted to go on a trip with your family, only to be attacked by a monster?"
"Have you always been kind to others, but you encountered a monster causing trouble?"
"Are you worried that in your peaceful life, there are terrible demons lurking everywhere?"
"My name is Yue Wen, and I am the manager of the Yue Cultivation Firm. If you encounter the above problems, you can contact me at any time."
"Our firm adheres to the concept of high quality and low price, and does its best to eliminate evil spirits, and strives to provide you with low-price, high-quality exorcism services. Exorcise twice, get one free, and invite relatives and friends to get another stab at the evil spirits."
"Yue's Cultivation Office, the people's own office in Jiangcheng!"
"..."
Snap.
Looking at the terrifying face on the screen, an honest demon turned off the TV angrily.
"Help!"
"Can this world get any better..."
"Hasn't he ascended today?!"
Xiao Jiang was reborn.
Good news: It's a human being.
Bad news: It's a woman.
Even worse news: this woman is a zombie.
Even worse news: This female zombie needs blood to survive.
Even worse news: don't talk to your own kind.
She had no choice but to...
"Hello beauty, come here for a blood routine."
"What? Why did you draw two tubes of blood?"
"Well, because the test here is more accurate than others."
Under the moonlight, a certain zombie sat on the roof of the building, holding a test tube in his hand, and took a melancholy taste.
"Huh?"
"Is this... The smell of Moutai?!"
At the beginning of the fifth era, the dayless catastrophe came.
The Silver Holy Court collapsed into a pale silhouette, time crushed the empire into dust, and the Sea of Origin was still roaring. The boiling tide gnawed at the boundaries of reality day and night, washing away the fragments of civilization into sharp despair.
Thousands of years of darkness passed one after another, and the banners of the Three Sages were also broken in the twelfth expedition. Iron Father's furnace was as cold and silent as a tomb, the philosopher's treetops shed blood and tears, and the pioneer's torch neighed and turned into blue smoke in the heavy rain.
Since then, the world has been completely divided, and the city-states have become isolated from each other, and there is no longer any time for unity.
…
"We will set off from here, along the Corridor of Dawn, through the Triple Circle, unite all the city-states, and launch another expedition to the dark world.
——Swear to never end the night. "
"Did you know? My special ability is to transform into a powerful knight, but I need transformation materials."
"What is the material for transformation?"
"It's you."
Damn Asgen, what are you doing all day long? What is so important that you are so busy that you have no time to write another letter to your noble and respectable patron?
What feelings suffocate and crowd out the loyalty you promised her, your commitment to be with her?
What is this wonderful thing - money, status? Or fame? What is it that can take up every minute of your time, occupy your time every day, and prevent you from paying a little attention to your patron?
Asjean, be careful! Maybe on a dark and windy night, I will break in like an assassin! So that you can kneel down and confess to me!
Asshole! Not hearing from you really makes me restless. Write me a four-page letter immediately, a four-page apology letter full of sincere feelings, and then rush to me without stopping, and I will try to forgive you!
Winter has arrived, and the dragons are migrating.
The witches shouted: "Faced with such giants, mortals can only kneel down and beg for protection from the witches."
The time traveler raised his sword and swore: "The scepter in the hands of witches should not be more noble than this sword."
"Next, I would like to invite the most noble recipient of the Order of the Garter, the Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George, the Grand Cross of the Bath, the Victoria Cross and the Order of Merit, a leader in the anti-colonial cause, a bell ringer for the East India Company, a hero of the Crimean War, a fellow of the Royal Society, a lifelong friend of Dickens, Alexandre Dumas and other great writers, Farah A staunch supporter of scientific stars such as Darwin and Darwin, he has served as Assistant Under-Secretary, Under-Secretary-General and Permanent Under-Secretary in the Department of the Interior and the Admiralty of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, the first Cabinet Secretary and Civil Service Minister of the Kingdom, the first batch of graduates of the school and the most outstanding alumni in history, the distinguished Sir Arthur Hastings gave a speech at the 50th anniversary celebration of the founding of the University of London. "
Arthur's eyes swept across the audience, looking at the young faces, and murmured: "Agares, what do you think I should say?"
The shadow of the red devil floated behind him, and saliva almost flowed from the corners of his mouth: "Look at these ignorant souls, they still worship you as a hero, why don't you tell them something they like to hear?"
Arthur took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar: "Oxford is a bunch of sons of bitches!"
"Oh!!!"
The audience burst into thunderous applause.
"The same goes for Cambridge!" He added immediately.
The applause was even louder.
(The protagonist possessed by the devil travels through 19th century England, with a world view without demons)
Reincarnated in a different world, Lin En embarked on a heroic journey to conquer the demon world, and even joined a brave team called the "Galactic Battleship" along the way.
But the question is why is this an all-female team?
The saint who keeps looking for trouble, the brave man who is under extreme pressure and needs a court review if something goes wrong, the archmage who can't learn to speak before he learns the yin and yang.
There is no winning situation, only dirty work, endless scapegoats and high-pressure fields...
Is it because he is the only male in the team that he has to endure more suffering?
Linn finally decided to quit the team because he could achieve success on his own.
"Although we can conquer the Demon Realm without you, I still thank you for your contribution to mankind, ha~"
Without any recourse, Lin En continued on her journey to the devil world alone.
But as more and more information about the Demon Realm became available, he suddenly discovered that not only was the setting of a certain Demon Realm Great Emperor candidate very familiar, but also the character settings of very few self-proclaimed Demon Realm Kings were exactly the same as the characters in the Yun Yang game he had been playing since leaving Novice Village!
[Vesperas has completed the conquest of the Blackwing Clan and obtained the clan core: "The Crowning of Eternal Night"]
["The Crowning of Eternal Night" has been shared with you]
"Are you saying that this devil girl who has been cultivated in my mind during my journey and can feed me back in real time is true?"
Lin En, who was thinking about it carefully, thought of a possibility——
"It's broken, I've become the emperor of the demon world!"
…
Many years later, as a co-leader of both worlds, Lin En would still think of that afternoon when Hong Wen was in court.
Do you know Rasputin?
Of course, the last Tsar's first state advisor.
The prophet who predicted the demise of the Nomanov dynasty.
A miracle doctor who can cure hemophilia.
A careerist who manipulates royal power.
The liar of the century in some people's eyes, the flawless saint in others' hearts...
I know everything you said, but you missed one thing.
What's missing?
He is a white man! White people!
Qin Hao jumped and pointed at his black pupils and hair, and said dissatisfied:
Why do you think I am him? !
When Xu Qing woke up, he found that he had become a zombie.
[Zombies] are immortal and have infinite lifespan, but they have no way to evolve and upgrade!
Facing the turbulent times of the dynasty when rituals and music were broken down and demons and spooks emerged one after another, Xu Qing chose to stay under the lamp and became the most inconspicuous corpse exorcist in the Yinmen industry. From then on, he received various rewards by saving corpses every day.
Tiger seal, dragon elephant, heavenly eye, dark pupil, fierce fighting method, Qihuang medical way, three religions and nine streams, eighteen kinds of martial arts, all kinds of magical powers!
Whether it is a hundred folk arts, hundreds of trades, the destiny of the country, gods, ghosts, or otherworldly things, Xu Qing can control them all while hiding in a shop.
Sit and watch the clouds rise and relax, dynasties change, and the old people no longer exist; eyes open and close, seas change, my body remains the same for millions of years, and I will eventually become an immortal name forever!
[Alternative immortality flow, strange folk customs, daily business, steady cultivation of immortality]
Father Loewen, your Adventurer's Annual Report is out.
In the past year, your moral check has still maintained the highest level of 100 points, defending your title as the Empire's moral benchmark for the fifth time.
The half-dragon swordmaster you single-handedly conquered was praised by the royal family for his achievements. The defeat of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Realm was the greatest victory achieved by mankind in the fight against the demons in the past 70 years.
But it's a pity that you are still rated as the person who least wants to form a team this year.
You have been complained by other adventurers 96 times this year. Please don't always sneak into the Adventurers Association's kitchen and try to recommend your "secret side dishes" with unknown ingredients to other colleagues.
In addition, regarding the whereabouts of the Half-Dragon Sword Master, I hope you will submit it in writing to the association headquarters within this month. We don't quite understand what you meant by the three kilograms of dried meat you sent last time…
(The high order is 20,000 yuan, and all the high-quality historical texts are ordered) Pei Yuan, who was appointed to the position of Jinyiwei Baihu, had just taken office. Unfortunately, he lost his virginity to a knight-errant while rounding up the thieves. He thought he would spend his life in humiliating memories, but a major case that followed opened up a whole new world for Pei Baihu.
In 1179, Aylin traveled to the world of demon hunters.
In the castle of Kaermohen, there are more than twenty demon hunters and nearly fifty demon hunter apprentices active all year round
However,
The undercurrent of the school's collapse has already quietly surged.
Under the general trend, it is difficult for Ai Lin to be alone.
Fortunately, he has awakened the Demon Hunting Notes and can become stronger as long as he kills monsters.
Ding! Completed Monster: Water Ghost Crusade for the first time, rating B]
[Reward: Water Ghost's Heart Essence*1, book: "A Brief Talk on the Twenty-Three Cooking Methods of Water Ghost"...]
Aylin:?
Is there something strange mixed in?
Many years later,
The Demon Hunter Order has its strongholds all over the continent, surpassing the Wizard Council and becoming the largest neutral institution on the continent.
In the hall of the headquarters of the Demon Hunter Order,
Master Aylin, the water ghost killer, monster nemesis, and champion hunter of the mist demon, is explaining his book "Monsteromics" to his apprentices.
"Apprentices, which part of a water ghost is the most valuable?"
"Water ghost brain?"
"Wrong!"
"Water ghost tongue?"
"Wrong!"
Looking at the reverence and doubts on the apprentices' expressions, Aylin's eyes were full of affection:
"The water ghost is full of treasures!"
(A fellow wizard and demon hunter, if you are not a fan of the original work, it will not affect your reading.)
"The Messenger" is an MMORPG that has won the world's best game operation award for ten consecutive years. It is also the first online game in the world to have over 10 million players online.
Yanqing had never played this game before.
Now,
He is the only player in this game.
Is magic really just a wish machine?
No, in a universe where magic truly existed, magic would be as simple and beautiful as the laws of physics.
This is the story of a mass-produced magic war tool man who learned the ultimate nature of magic.
But so what?
Just like a bird can fly without understanding aerodynamics, a magician does not need to understand its nature to use magic.
Knowing the ultimate nature of magic does not mean that the tool man can transform into a great magician.
But the desire for knowledge is human instinct, and curiosity is the first driving force of human civilization. Even if it is magic that should have no reason at all, humans still hope to understand its inner operating rules.
Exploring the ultimate nature of magic requires no reason!
The story in the book takes place in a parallel universe where the social environment is approximately the 16th century of our universe. However, due to a bit of a butterfly effect, the continents and oceans of this planet are different from our geographical environment.
Here, muskets are on the rise, but armor has not yet come to an end. Military theories are changing with each passing day, and innovations in systems and craftsmanship are endless. And this world has one more thing than ours: magic.
The world is undergoing earth-shaking changes, and no one can stay out of it.
"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things."
In 1798, during an interview with a reporter, Cardinal Ranchi was asked about his past with the exiled princess of the last descendant of the demon clan, as well as the recent signs of the demon clan's recovery. He said:
"I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, the demon clan will never be able to return to the country."
…
In the winter of 1802, the demons successfully restored their country.
[Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 Points)]
——Selected from "Classic Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination Questions"
[100,000-Order work, won the 35th Science Fiction Galaxy Award]
"Since I was born, I have had the same dream every day, and the same day keeps repeating in the dream."
"What have you done in the dream?"
"Robbing banks, blowing up buildings, picking up girls, Grand Theft Auto... Anyway, in dreams, naturally you have done a lot of lawless things. . "
"Tell me what you did last night. "
"Yesterday was more interesting. This is the first time I have dreamed about someone I know in real life. She was a very beautiful girl..."
"Yes." The policeman nodded while taking notes:
"You continue to talk, I'm listening."
"The three elements of a simple model of life: a very handsome appearance, a brilliant mind, and a healthy and strong body, and I have them all."
Reborn in a parallel world, Yan Huan, a self-disciplined and outstanding college student, is preparing to usher in his glorious years.
However... More than ten years after his reincarnation, he was targeted by five girls with weird golden fingers.
"... We all must be full of positive energy."
Faced with these women who are eagerly watching and sharpening their knives, Yan Huan, who only reads Spring and Autumn, said this.
Also known as "The Linmen Holy Grail War, But I am the Cup"
"You said you have a girlfriend?"
"Yes."
"She is beautiful, has a good figure, and has a perfect temperament, and her family is very rich. She doesn't want you to have a car or a house, or even a bride price?"
"That's right."
"In addition, she also washed and cooked for you, and even boiled water for your feet?"
"It's like this. I don't even know that this is the blessing I have earned over several lifetimes..."
"Then you are indeed lucky. I'm a little envious of you."
The doctor turned around and told the nurse while recording in the medical record:
"The condition has worsened again. Remember to increase the dosage of medicine."
"Are you saying that in the past twenty years since you were born, you have been able to control your dreams and do whatever you want in your dreams?"
"Yes, outlaw gangsters, airplane racing, parkour, gunfights and street fights... I've done these things countless times."
"To put it bluntly, the crime I committed in my dream was enough to get all the police officers in a region promoted!"
"But then I became a good person."
"Why?"
"Because..."
Looking at the crossroads in front of them, the four bodies kneeling on the ground, with empty eyes, nailed to the cross, and pools of blood formed a tragedy.
Xu Hao stubbed out the cigarette in his hand, his eyes gradually blurred.
"A dream come true."
"He's a weakling!"
"You bitch lied to me!"
"Curly dogs! They're all curly dogs!"
…
Hello, Juanwang sincerely invites you to join Xinzhou Working Group
Note: No special powers, purely based on ancient times.
Because it does not involve any real historical dynasties or characters, and contains apocalyptic elements, it is not classified as historical and is classified as fantasy.
"It's you!"
The master of martial arts who entered the inn suddenly changed his face, and his face turned ashen immediately.
"I didn't expect that today I would fall into the hands of you, the imperial eagle dog!"
Li Miao picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks, took a sip of wine, and waved his hand.
"I don't have time to talk to you. It's off duty time now. The imperial eagle dog also has a personal life, okay?"
"I only work eight hours a day."
If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple engraved with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.
The first step is to peel the fruit and give the peel to Aphrodite.
"There is a saying that you are indeed quite beautiful. You can still see it as a layer of skin."
The second step is to cut the pulp and give the pulp to Hera.
"You are the queen of heaven, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can laugh at you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can no longer save face, I will give you this face."
The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.
"I was supposed to be born as a male god to inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."
Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena called out the gun shield...
Seeing this, Lorne quickly stepped back, guarding Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of her.
"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them all in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."
"..."
Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their knives around them, Eris fell into silence.
(The old book "Monster Hunter: Hunter's Notes" with 3.6 Million words and 8,000 subscriptions has been completed. It is the second work of a fundamentalist monster hunter fan. Welcome to try it~)
Why did you become a hunter, why did you put on armor, pick up heavy weapons, and start this hunt.
Is it to prove oneself, for the immature dreams of childhood, for the deep hatred of blood and tears, and to embrace this cruel but beautiful world?
Or maybe, just longing for the endless wilderness...
"You mean, you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth that no one else admits, and everything you want is at your fingertips, but there are often war airships flying in the sky around you, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black who change sizes everywhere, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street and biting it, but your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you and say you are dreaming. All this makes you a little uneasy?"
"Yes, doctor, so is there really something wrong with me?"
"Of course there is a problem sir, you can even see me."
The old man: "Do you want to take revenge?"
The young man: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and treated as rubbish by my master. How could I not want to take revenge?"
The old man touched the young man's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me teach you my skills. "Okay."
The young man said in surprise: "Senior! How can this be done?"
The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone."
The young man looked at the changes on the phone and said in shock: "Senior! Where does this century-old skill come from?" "
The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your backup skill in heaven. You can use it whenever you need it urgently. Don't be insulted again."
The young man frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm afraid..."
Old man: "Heaven is a big platform. New users can borrow a century-old skill to get 30 days interest-free. The daily interest rate is as low as half a day's skill, which is more than what you spent in a week."
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.
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