As the title says, this is a serious and funny book list. I think you will like it. Of course, I will not force you to like it. Who says people have to be happy?
(PS: This is a nonsensical and funny article, a female-respecting article read by male readers. It mainly reverses various things we encounter in reality. Men and women are equal, whoever punches is the toad.)
Brother: "Sister, our family is rich! Mom! Sell the house!"
Sister: "Well... But you forgot, our family doesn't have a house... My mother sold you..."
Sister: "Mom asked you to take time to clean up. Li..."
Shen Xuan packed his luggage silently. He thought that he would have an easy future after traveling through the world of heroines. Unexpectedly, he would be sold to work in a popular young meat shop...
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This book is also known as "Sister, our family is rich", "I'm really not a male god" and "Don't come over"
This work is purely fictional. The worlds, characters, events, groups, etc. That appear in the work are all required for the plot. Please do not substitute them into reality.
This work adheres to correct values and must not imitate inappropriate behavior!
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The magical journey of a sand sculpture goat.
A novel written from the perspective of a goat.
The crazy sheep are happy.
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Is being favored by Cthulhu a curse of bad luck? Or is it a gift from the past?
As he went deep into the dungeon again and again, Han Zichuan continued to mutate, and gradually revealed the secrets of the mysterious world.
He will eventually break the cycle of fate and get rid of the shackles of fate.
Dungeon, ether, mutation, mystery, Cthulhu, cyberpunk, mysterious world...
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The new book (is there really such a principled system) is now online.
The poor mountains and rivers are eerie and terrifying.
Demons are lurking, and strangers should not enter.
Ding: Three miles ahead, there is a corpse underground. It will not change for thousands of years. If you pick it up, you will get a Vajra body with a bronze head and iron arms.
Hearing the prompt tone, Liu Jin expressed helplessness.
Brother Corpse, I really don't want to cause trouble, but my system is so cheap, and there's nothing I can do about it.
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To put it simply, this is a story about a bitch and a devil.
The Demon King devoted his whole heart and soul to training the bitch to grow into a murderous and arsonist Demon King. As a result, he discovered that this guy seemed to have gone astray...
But it seemed that there were more heroes who wanted to kill them!
Jiang Li faced countless heroes in the world alone, squatting on the ground and smoking a pipe: "I just like to see you angry and unable to defeat me..."
The crowd was angry!
Jiang Li punched the sky, and from then on there was no full moon in the world!
Qingshan Mental Hospital is full of talented people.
Lin Fan: I am definitely not a psychopath. I am a normal person who likes to practice.
Usually I just touch the sockets, climb on the high-voltage box, and stand on the rooftop during thunderous weather to perform a stick dance for God.
Old Dean Qingshan: My child, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don't be impulsive.
Hospital Director Li: You also said that you are not a mental patient.
Evil creature: I'm just passing by, don't eat me.
Patient Lao Zhang: Lin Fan, I am lonely, I am lonely...
My name is Zhang Dadao, and my name is Zhang Quandao. Being studied at the Seventh People's Hospital!
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Zhang Quandao, a poor man, specializes in coffin renovation, polishing and waxing. Wholesale black donkey hooves and black dog blood. Ghostly write elementary school homework for grades 1 to 3, find lost cats and dogs, and catch mistresses.
Professional revenge against villains! Large quantities give priority! There is an invoice!
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My name is Liang De. I am twenty-seven years old. I am not a student. I live in the University Town area of Xiangbei City after time travel. I am unmarried.
Before I traveled through time, I had to work overtime until nine o'clock in the evening before going home. If I wanted to fish, I would stay up all night.
I smoke, perm my hair, but don't drink. I only speak dirty words online. I don't need to recharge or pirate. I will definitely watch the must-see TV series for macho men. I decide to go to bed early and get up early, so I will postpone it until twelve o'clock, go to bed, and immediately play on my mobile phone. I cultivate myself once or twice a week. I will never leave interesting TV dramas and comic novels until after I wake up. All my friends say I am normal.
I am currently trying to think of a way to travel back in time. If you are a beautiful girl or have a good idea, please contact me.
Lin Fan came to another world and became a glorious ordinary disciple. He was originally in a situation where he could be beaten to death at any time, but suddenly, something went wrong.
System starts.
Ding: Won the eternal level BUFF: Immortality.
At this moment, the whole world is different.
Lin Fan: "If you beat me to death, I will lose, or I will beat you into meat pies."
Villain: "This guy can't be killed at all, so I won't fight."
Let's just keep the introduction like this, I don't know how to write an introduction, and I don't know how to name the book.
Anyway, this book is just funny and joyful.
There are all kinds of things in the world and thousands of supernatural powers, but they are just one mountain, one temple, and one monk.
New book: "The Rabbit Must Die" will be updated on June 1st. Friends who like Huangliang can check it out.
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there?
Look down on life and death, if you don't accept it, do it!
"Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!"
Xu Que embarked on a routine road. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
Sherlock is a newly promoted dungeon master, determined to become a great demon king, until he summons a group of goblins who give themselves some strange names, form gangs, trade with each other, and even fight with each other. They call themselves - players!
Reborn in the ancient times before the Conferred Gods War, Li Changshou became a small Qi practitioner. He had no luck and was not destined to be a catastrophic child. He only had a dream of immortality.
In order to settle down and live in the cruel prehistoric world, he worked hard not to be involved in cause and effect, killing people will be ashes, doing everything before planning, and never stepping into danger easily.
Hiding trump cards, cultivating escape skills, refining erysipelas, palming supernatural powers, being as immobile and steady as an old dog, making earth-shattering shocks with one move, and leaving quietly after moving.
Originally, Li Changshou's plan was that he would hide in the mountains and practice peace and become an immortal. Until one year, his master was very thoughtful and gave him... A junior sister...
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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. They talked all day about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, and so on.
Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years!
Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight!
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This is a hilarious and imaginative story, and you will see plot worlds that are completely different from the original style.
My name is Luo Feng, and I am a master investigator. My daily job is to enter the plot world, try to disrupt the main plot line, and collect data to compare with the original plot line.
Why should I mess up these worlds?
Of course, it is to collect more data about the Lord God for scientific research, to know ourselves and the enemy, and finally defeat the Lord God and completely eliminate this high-dimensional civilization invader.
The worlds this book will travel through: "Meteor Butterfly Sword: Batman Returns" (completed), "Faerun Continent" (completed), "Marvel Infinity War" (completed), "Naruto" (completed), "Sword of Immortal" is being serialized tenderly.
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As soon as he woke up, Russell had a system in his mind that could travel between the heavens and the world.
Killers, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods...
The infinite world has infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who break through the infinite will surely leave their own legends.
From ordinary to immortal, find the end on the road to the heavens!
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Looking at the never-ending road, Russell rubbed the system's head. He only had the cards from the lottery in his hand... He was a little panicked!
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New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong
Su Ren was born in the Northern Song Dynasty and his hometown was Meishan.
Born in a government office, Su Ren grew up well-fed, pampered, and had no ambitions. He could only afford soft food and was actively looking for someone to take over so that he could continue to be a salty fish without ideals for the rest of his life.
He has made complete plans for his future: if he really can't find a wife who can afford to support him, he doesn't mind staying at home and growing old.
When Su Ren was seven years old, he returned to his hometown and discovered to his surprise that one of his cousins was Su Shi and Su Che.
Su Ren frowned, feeling that this matter was not simple!
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Funny style, daily flow, newcomers please support~
This book is also called: "The Daily Life of the Immortal King - Gaiden" ("Complete Collection of Sand Sculpture Stories")
Congratulations on becoming the only koi in the world of cultivation! Here's your reward!
1: Every morning at 6:30, YCY48, the largest fairy group in the world of cultivation, makes a morning call: the first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer up the koi!
2: One pass for unlimited travel to each major sect.
3: If Mr. Koi comes to Douma Sect, he can exchange his identity for a liver-blooded horse and a low-level monster, and will receive a permanent Ziyun Wing grilled chicken wing buffet coupon.
4: The Shenglong Sect provides a Kowloon coffin funeral service: an imperial service, a funeral that feels like home!
5: A permanent viewing ticket for the SKR concert of the Little Prince of Electronic Music of the Demonic Sect: Hi skr people!
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Qin Zong looked at the electronic list with a confused expression. Well... He scanned the remaining pages, and there were still 99+...
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Introduction? It doesn't exist, the books are all fake, and the introduction is of course also fake! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't touch me! I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy! There are always book friends who want to harm me! Hahahaha, you people all want to harm me, protect me! Escort! ! ! !
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(The new book "Seven Gods" is grandly released, the style remains the same, you can go and read it!)
It's not about an empire fighting for hegemony, it's not about another world, it's not about leveling up and practicing. In fact, this is a very serious and serious sci-fi salvation story – just listen to it seriously.
Well, in fact, this is just a happy and unscrupulous daily life of a group of leaders and a cheating head of state who are saving the world.
A pseudo-house who was just waiting to die turned into the head of the empire, and an uncle with the halo of being a dad adopted countless lolita. This is the hilarious story of a certain house who obtained a rice-loving army that fell from the sky. Once again, we solemnly remind you: this is a very serious science fiction...
The cold stars reflected the halberd, the moon shone on the bow, and the dragon and bird rattled in the snow, causing night terrors.
Half a piece of fame, thousands of mountains away, in the hometown of silver flowers and sparkling trees.
"I, Rong Taotao, will one day become the master of those nine stars."
That year, a young man carrying a small schoolbag, a natural scroll on his head, and holding a Fangtian painted halberd said so on the rooftop.
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The four-million-word work "Nine Star Poisonous Milk" has been completed, and everyone is welcome to read it.
Walking and stopping on the rivers and lakes
Revealing the memories of wandering in youth
Now walking through this world, I am nostalgic
The peak blows up the past
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Introduction to this book:
This is a parallel world full of star power.
Star maps, star skills, star pets, and star warriors are very popular.
Jiang Xiao, who came through the soul, contained a strange internal star map in his body, and became a rare medical awakener.
He originally wanted to be a happy support, but he was called a poisonous bastard by everyone.
All this story begins with that slap...
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This book is also called "The Star Comes"
This is a land of swords and magic warriors, a bard with great ambitions. He is determined to write the most beautiful chapter, to deliver love and peace to the world, and to bring laughter to everyone. He hopes that the jokes in his book will pop out of the mouths of those great sword masters and great magisters.
For this reason, he went out to travel when he was 15 years old. He traveled half of the continent in 10 years, but became increasingly depressed and eventually had to tell jokes in pubs to make ends meet. The story also starts from here...
As for the style of this book... Don't you know it just by looking at the cover?
Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era.
Natural selection, the winner is king.
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Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not very poor but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house.
A remote and old house, a bunch of abnormal alien creatures, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange and abnormal room landlord begins here.
"From the day I pressed my thumbprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."
If one day you discover the dark truth of the world.
Those widely circulated weird stories and horror legends that you thought were fiction, as well as the terrifying creatures that appear in the ghost stories, turn out to be real! What would you do?
"Great!" Zhang Luo made a V-sign representing "victory".
For this crazy fan of ghost stories, the whole world seems to have become a gorgeous giant amusement park.
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When the horror legend came true, this curiosity hunter who could rob monsters of their abilities embarked on a crazy adventure with his monster partners.
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The previously sealed land appeared before my eyes, with gods and gods crying, strange creatures whispering, and the abyss watching.
My mind is trembling, my body is out of control, I... Can I become stronger by picking it up? Can you also fuse picked up items?
Wang Teng was full of energy and touched the body of a long-dead rikishi, and obtained the "Qianyuan Rikishi Jue".
Then he touched the old monk who fell to the ground with frivolous steps and obtained the "Immovable Vajra Body".
He also integrated the two techniques to obtain the "Powerful Vajra Body".
And you can understand the true meaning instantly? Can you reach Consummation with just a little practice? !
Wang Teng, who had spent most of his life, ate a red bead and started the path of cultivating immortality.
"Let me tell you, the overwhelming power and the overwhelming vitality and blood are the true meaning of cultivating immortality. Don't believe those people who believe in the immortal style, the ethereal sword immortals, and the magical Taoism. It's all bullshit. Muscles are everything!"
If you think the word count is too short, you can move on to watch "My Brain's Death System" first! Humorous spoofs will make you laugh.
Why can a time-travel protagonist always inherit the memories of his predecessors and start a new life without any obstacles?
Why is it that everyone wakes up well in bed after time travel, and there is a sister (sister, maid) next to her who said with snot and tears: "Great! You finally woke up!"
What if the protagonist discovers that he has been kidnapped just after traveling through time, and a few perverted witches are wielding whips?
"You want to recruit or not!"
The protagonist looked confused: "Sister, who are you?"
"Stay tough! I want to see if it's your mouth that's tough or my whip that's tough!"
This is how the wonderful time travel life begins.
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The plot flows, and the spoofs are the spice.
People travel through time, but I can only be transported through time
In my Longmen Inn, I received an old sophora tree spirit, a female ghost, a mythical beast hybrid, a fake Maoshan Taoist priest, and others, and a series of hilarious stories happened.
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and there is no shortage of cultivation, time travel, city, and love. That's why it's called "the first mashup in history"
Note: 1. This is not a work that rests on its laurels.
2. This article is documentary literature. Transcript: Zhang Xiaohua.
I'm so unlucky, really
When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time
When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls...
In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
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