Bardic Assassination Record

My reading instructions: This book has been on the bookshelf for half a year. I picked it up a few times, but put it back before I could read Chapter 20... I was thinking, this should be a satirical literature? !                                                                                                                                                             . And there is a very strange thing. In the past six months, dozens of books have been added to and deleted from the bookshelf, but this book is still like a depreciated handicraft on the desk. Every time I pick it up, I want to throw it away. Finally, I fumble to find it and put it in the same place again... Reluctance, disgust, attention, lack of enthusiasm... This book gives me such a strange feeling.

1. The early stage is quite interesting. The bard starts, is hunted, flees, enters the military camp to avoid trouble, and the daily life in the military camp... 2. The problem starts from here. Although the daily life in the military camp is quite good, later on he becomes more and more like a new recruit who knows some magic. What are the characteristics of the protagonist? What are the qualities of a bard? Adventure? Talkative? What about max-level survival skills? (The magic shield pot is awesome, but this is just an idea) Where are the fun companions? This Assassin's Guild is also a failure. The description above is quite professional, but the performance is very amateurish, and the relationship with the protagonist is also very awkward. 3. When we write articles, especially those about other worlds, we should not reflect reality, okay... Why do we still hope to inspire readers to love the motherland? Love a foreign country? Another world, India? Can't we just write a medieval European style and add some swords and magic? Would you like to learn about The Lord of the Rings? 4. After reading the chapter about the Indian court trial, my favorability dropped to zero, so I continued reading 5. The protagonist continued to join the army and watched a broken catapult. OK, at first glance, the protagonist is looked down upon by others, and then after a long period of accumulation, he achieves great success with a catapult, and everyone is impressed... It's not that it can't be written this way. But this shit has nothing to do with the bard, *, I feel so sad. If I didn't really like the style at the beginning of this book, why would I waste my time typing so many words! It really hurts.

This book is indeed a good book, whether it's a joke or a good plot, there's nothing wrong with it. Let me first state that this book is indeed a book that can be read. But there are really big problems with the character setting. I don't know why a staff officer can be so stupid. Although there is an explanation in the book, it is too far-fetched. A general's actions are completely different. At first, it is obviously completely targeted at the protagonist, but later on when doing tasks, it obviously loosens up a lot. The part where Thane becomes Kevin's subordinate is really hurtful. I never thought that a general would have such an opinion. Then there is the setting of the two light elves. You said it was just two light elves being stupid, which I can accept. But when you said that the light elves tried not to kill others and even healed them after fighting, I really laughed. Forcibly reducing intelligence, it is not easy for such a race to be preserved to this day... Although the author may think that this book breaks away from the traditional formula, but I have to say that the essence is still a formula. It is just that all the teammates around Kevin have a wave of intelligence, and then Kevin shows off. But overall, it is still good. After all, it is not good and I am too lazy to write such a long book review.

As an author (on other platforms), I can understand the hardships of the author of this book. There are so many jokes, so many ideas, and how much effort it takes to think about it. Can those who criticize this book please put yourself in their shoes?

There are not many people who can still write books so carefully at the beginning. In the end, they are not writing books, but writing their confused dreams.

I feel like the author has his/her strengths and weaknesses. It's a bit idealistic, and the plot is mainly driven by words, and sometimes it's a bit watery (in fact, looking back, it's mostly funny). But this is the one that is interesting enough to keep me reading. The plot has never been monotonous, and it felt quite rare at the starting point.

The content of the Haobuhuo series is my favorite encyclopedia novel about memes. There are a lot of memes in the book. If you can pick up the memes, it can be said that there is no point in the whole process. However, it may be incomprehensible to people who don't understand the memes, so it is normal for the evaluation to be polarized. The author is right, and the readers are right, but they just haven't found the right one. The main line is indeed quite vague. For example, in the novel Rex (Long Aotian), he fights wherever he goes. The main plot is to constantly practice, upgrade, and change maps. Although it may be very vulgar, his advantage is that it is simple and clear enough. The protagonist of this book basically has no outstanding cultivation talent. If you are used to reading plots that follow your strength, you will not be able to adapt to this. The plot in the book is basically about a person who is very serious and does not want to follow the crowd and does crazy things in his position. It can be said that the plot follows his position. If I like it, I still prefer this kind of book, but the problem is that if I want to recommend it to others, they ask me what this book is about, um... Fantasy? Cultivation is not the point. Military? It doesn't seem that serious. And the title of the book, Bardic Assassination, only covers barding, and the assassination is basically gone. Could it be that it is reserved for Little Spoon? The subject matter is vague and hard to recommend

A book cannot survive with just jokes, it must have something to say.

My stomach... Stomach hurts... I'm going to die laughing... Quick, author, please don't stop!

I don't think it's necessary to say more, but I still have to say it. Asking why some people are targeting pig's feet, I can only tell you this: Does it mean that the superiors have the authority to speak out directly? Kindness?

It's a very nice book. There are really not many books available to read nowadays. It's really not easy to find this book in the category recommendation.

I created an opening plot in one afternoon... (Funny) The production is so bad that someone who can't even understand what the script is actually used a fool's machine to create this thing. Congratulations awa (Read the comments, shit... Actually, I am only a third-year junior high school student, and I can use RPG Maker to make it... The materials are all from the material library. I originally wanted to download the pirated MV version, but only the genuine version is available on Steam, priced at RMB 204. The price will be reduced at Christmas. Probably... People with basic first-grade mathematics knowledge can basically understand the basic operations in a month.) I am currently preparing to go to an information technology vocational high school... I will be bored to death if I go to high school again. Oh, I am the protagonist. The protagonist is immortal and the novel is endless (funny) At some point, it seems that a big mistake has been made and I started to pay attention to copyright... I had to fill in the connections blindly...

Those attracted by the sand sculpture cover gather under the post

[Some personal opinions about this book] Um, how should I put it? ! In fact, in my opinion, the first thirty chapters of this book are very good, the plot is very beautifully played, and it really has the feeling of fairy grass! But from joining the army to avoid assassination, to suddenly shouting patriotic slogans without any previous description, I felt that the plot of the story was completely unbearable to think about. The protagonist has a high IQ, but he obviously has so many assassin friends, so he doesn't think about how to deal with the issue of the assassin guild leader. As for the general's problem, the way to deal with the problem and the angle of thinking about the problem completely abandon the previous character setting. I only saw the bandit part, the part that ended when I left the country, and I tortured the master for the sake of abusing the master. Maybe the author wants to contrast your plot with the characters to create a contrast? Congratulations, you succeeded! But the real problem is that it's okay for you to make jokes. Some means are indeed needed to attract readers in the early stage, but the author didn't think about it, so it's not enough! However, if you forcefully play memes and use memes as the main line, you will easily fall into a situation of self-pleasure. I can accept the thirty chapters, after all, it is to increase readers' interest. You can also read fifty chapters of gags, but after reading one hundred, two hundred, three hundred chapters or even more gags, you really get tired of reading them! I don't know what the author's mentality was when he wrote it, but this book is purely for the sake of making jokes, but making jokes really cannot build up a complete world view! I really can't see what the main story line of this book is? Just for fun? Neither a military theme nor a Western fantasy type, the Guangguang exercise is just for show, oh, the trebuchet is great! ? If you remove this section, it will have no effect at all! Generally speaking, setting up a main line of story development based on the world view can give others something to pay attention to! In conjunction with the previous sub-line, the funny jokes can be used as the author's private goods! There is no problem. However, I really can't feel the main concept of the story. I just keep playing jokes. It's really tiring after watching too much. I can't even afford to take the lead! There is never a good article that relies solely on jokes. Those interesting books and anti-routine articles are all supported by a clear main line! Just like you regard dessert as a staple food, and turn the staple food into an appetizer. [PS; light spray - a cute new trainee who doesn't have sex for free]

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Dog Walker

In terms of form: it follows the trend, plays tricks, and is very interesting to read. In terms of content: the early stage is funny and absurd, the middle stage will have some content that reflects history and reality, and the later stage will discuss some philosophical and social issues. Protagonist setting: First he was a bard, and later he served in the army and became a librarian of Wangli Academy after retiring. He has a strong sense of national honor. He is serious about his work, always doing things, and has a profound understanding of society and human nature. However, his personality is not very likable to some people. He is the kind of person who makes use of resources when he has them. He likes to experiment and inquire into the root of things. Main plot: There is no obvious main plot, the ultimate counter-routine, it should be plot-driven. Many of the plots are set up to bring out the scenes the author wants. There are many foreshadowings and easter eggs in the article. Overall: worth a look

It deserves to be that no one is watching. It directly blocks the upper limit of the protagonist, and makes a half-elf setting. It requires swordsmanship but no swordsmanship, magic but no magic, and the bow and arrow cannot be drawn well. He doesn't even say a word about his handsome face... In the first thirty chapters of the fairy grass, the more you go, the more you let yourself go. What should I do if I get beaten? I have to swallow my anger. If I am defeated, I have to swallow my anger and use my intelligence and words to survive. It can be called a real loser. But this is where it becomes real. The world setting is a bit interesting, but it's wasted. It's all about people. ... Not to mention it was cool, I didn't even have the courage to throw my hat in the ring, so I ran away as soon as I saw it clearly. If it doesn't work now, I would just jump to the army. You must make yourself uncomfortable. It feels like the author is driving the plot, not the protagonist.

Write about tragedy, conspiracy, calculation, and tragedy. I'm sorry for your cover. Anyway, I can't laugh at all. Real life is hard enough. Illusion makes people feel so uncomfortable, so why bother? The author's writing style is actually quite good. Unfortunately, his book is not destined to be read by most people. Only people who live a prosperous life will love it. After all, life is difficult enough for us, why should we look at the difficulty of others' lives? Does the sadness of the characters in your story reflect your own sadness, or the sadness of society, or the sadness of the times?

When people pursue interests, I never follow them; when people avoid disasters, I never flinch. I am only willing to devote my life to the greatest cause Okay

To be honest, what I can see now are all people of the same faith. I advise those with strong ideas to go see the one at the top of the list. Don't come here to find a sense of existence. A small temple cannot accommodate a big Buddha. It is better to find another place to publish your high opinions.

The book is a good book, but it is not a book for relaxing, so it will not become popular. No matter how ridiculous your cover is, when I saw the bandit, I understood this book. It is covered with magic and tells about the events of World War II. There are many funny plots in the middle, but the book as a whole is The atmosphere is relatively low-spirited, and the character and strength of the protagonist give people a feeling of frustration. It is not a cool novel, and there is a kind of story where everyone will be wiped out by the end of the novel. Since I have eaten this type of knife when reading supernatural novels before, I hope the author will not write an ending that will make people feel razor-sharp.

This book is well written, but not good. The good thing is that it will never be removed from the bookshelf. The bad thing is that I can't muster the energy to continue reading.

I really liked the first few dozen chapters, I thought it was fairy grass, but I don't know why it didn't take off. When I saw the back, I started to feel a little weird when I entered the military camp. When I got to the crow, there were all kinds of poisonous points. I couldn't stand the military exercise part. In the back, where the bandits completely let themselves go, it has become a fantasy story for junior high school students. Has the author changed? How to achieve the gap between the front and back is the main thing that makes the main god become more cute. I only heard that the more you write, the better, but it is getting worse and worse.

I don't know what to say. I'll give you this month's salary.

This book felt very funny at first, but the more I read it, the heavier it became. The things behind it were too sad and desperate, just like a person struggling in the sea. He could do nothing but put on a smile. His face was smiling, but his soul was crying.

I'm short of books, so I read old books from the past. To be honest, this one was good at the beginning, but after the time when I was fighting bandits and pulling a catapult, it became less and less good. I originally focused on the theme of bards, and then added the assassination story, thinking it would be a medieval bard like the Elder Scrolls, but he was actually a killer, but I started to write that he offended the assassin organization and was hunted down, so he chose to join the army...

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I am attracted by the humorous writing style, but there is really no need to mix in so many personal things. Can't you just write it well? Why do you have to include so many personal things? And you don't know much about politics, so why don't you write less about politics? The more I look at it, the more uncomfortable I feel