Anecdotes About Unusual Creatures

Oops, this chapter is all gone. I'm so angry. Then he said that you are the one who said this book is so popular that you are really young. Lao Liu's Three-Body series is based on a single universe with a relatively rare and simple civilization, culture and technological system. It focuses on the true expression of human nature in adversity, which can be called "a new level of Chinese science fiction". Books such as A Dream of Red Mansions, Water Margin, Journey to the West of the Three Kingdoms, and other books that focus on humanistic communication and describe dark realities and ambitions can all be titled "masterpieces." The Xiling series, which is staged in the vast multiverse and on the stage of complex civilizations, cultures, and technological systems, shows the glory of civilization's struggle, the tragedy of civilization's destruction, and the joy of civilization's rebirth. This pattern and content are no less than, or even higher than, those of the previous works. They are all scorned by people like you who call themselves "old". Do you think that Boss Cao, who is "an old man with ambitions for thousands of miles", and Bismarck, the iron-blooded prime minister who "aims for the stars and the sea", are also very young in your eyes? It doesn't matter if you don't like the way Big Eyeball writes heavy content with joyful plots and cheerful words combined with appropriate and timely seriousness, but please understand and respect the struggle and pioneering of every civilization in the book! Thoughts and expressions cannot be confused! To adapt a big-eyed saying, "a masterpiece" is not because of how special the work itself is, but because of who is watching the work! We have the stars and the sea in our hearts, and we know how to cherish and pioneer. At least this is the case for the "young people" here. What happened to the "young people" here? We don't put on airs or show off our qualifications, only little people put on airs! Because they can only put up so much airs! Furthermore, if you don't like literature and style and don't want to explore, and have been smoothed by society and become rounded and quiet, then you can just click the return button to exit. Instead, leave a provocative comment here, and pretend to be an elder. Sorry, it's really ridiculous. I think of me in junior high school. I am still childish and want to criticize everywhere to show that I am different and strong. Hey, the book friend who posted that book review is so young.

After reading chapter 22, I really can't stand it anymore... Books with big eyes may not be suitable for me. Xiling also gave up at chapter 800... Can anyone tell me why?

I always feel that the flavor of this light novel is too strong. It's not that it's bad, but it has pros and cons. First of all, I felt very relaxed and happy when reading the article. There were not so many twists and turns in riddles. The descriptions of the characters were very accurate and spiritual, and the daily parts were also very relaxing. A lot of the sci-fi content in it is unreasonable, but if you just complain about it, the setting will pass and no one will pay much attention to it. There is always no danger when going to save the world. I try my best to save those who can be saved without destroying the group. Of course, the shortcoming is that the scenes that should be both passionate and serious always feel a bit uninteresting. The description above is very grand, but the following articles always make people feel uncomfortable, and the rhythm is not very well controlled. The setting is too large, which makes it difficult to finish later. The protagonist is too tool-like and has little growth. Lily and Vivian have lived for so long, but they still feel like children. Of course, the flaws do not hide the advantages, and it is easy to accept whatever you can accept. There are also a bit too many female characters. Anyway, when I saw the chapters where cats turned into humans, I couldn't stand it. It was troublesome and the plot was cliché. This supporting role was completely unnecessary. Maybe I will change my mind after seeing it.

It's really great, I can't praise it more. After I finished reading, I was looking for some books that I didn't need to read mentally (the kind where I don't have to worry about the protagonist group getting into trouble), so my friend recommended this book to me, "Abnormal Creatures." The joyful rhythm at the beginning and the protagonist with his own complaints really met my requirements. The battle between "werewolves" and "vampires" made me think that the whole book was going to be written around a suburban rental house and the lives of a bunch of disconnected "alien" (a certain "Ke Jia Cui" came to mind). I even had an idea when I saw the protagonist going to the divine world of the goddess Shunzi to sign a contract. I didn't want to read any more, because I have encountered this kind of "jobs assigned by gods to mortals" quite often, but the plot that followed shocked me: exploring the truth of thousands of years ago in the ruins of the "Age of Gods", exploring the remaining civilizations in the galaxy, and fighting the chaos of the origin of the world in the dream plane... These developments were beyond my imagination when I just read the beginning. From the time Hao Ren received the first (or could it be said to be the third?) "Tenant" until the battle against the Goddess of Destruction, the protagonist team has never deviated from the (normal) "main job" of the prosecutor: the observation and exploration of all kinds of strange civilizations. Each civilization is independent, with its own worldview, its own history and upcoming events. It is like integrating many short stories together, but it is not a simple copy and paste typesetting. The few clues about the main plot obtained from it connect them together. The various incidents caused by the intrusion of the protagonist team as "outsiders" really appealed to my taste. Before reading this book, I actually didn't know much about the grand worldview composed of the three gods written by Yuantong. It was only in 2015 or 16 that someone was using the "Storm Commander" meme when watching videos related to the electromagnetic gun. At that time, I thought it was the setting of a certain RTS, but now I know it comes from a novel. The style of the Xiling God system that always goes off-line and is never serious makes my eyes shine. Although many people have written in this direction, there are very few that can allow such a "psychotic" god to exist in the story without any sense of violation. Because I was told by my friends at the beginning that "it's not a harem story", I wasn't surprised when Hao Ren and Vivian finally got together, because Lily, one of the two girls the protagonist met at the beginning, was really... The style of painting changed too much XD, so it was easy to lock in the cp. I really like the character Vivian. She is gentle, calm, and intellectual yet playful and cute. My ideal partner probably also has these attributes. In order to prevent the image of each character from making me have some stereotypes about the character's appearance, I have always refrained from reading comics and animations. After reading the whole story, I made up my mind that Vivian's appearance probably coincides with Shiki Natsume. (Grapefruit chefs are everywhere) The Havisty candy that comes from time to time after a third of the article is really sweet to me. It's so interesting to watch other people fall in love. As for the clue of Vivian's life experience from beginning to end, I already had some clues when I saw the plot related to "Original Blood", but it was quite shocking to see the later part.

Don't read the comments when reading this book. At least you can't read the first part of the book. You can read a lot of pornographic and spoilers at a click. It's extremely disgusting.

During the winter vacation, I read a new book to adjust my mood because I was in a bad mood, and now I am completely immersed in this world. I have never watched "Xiling Empire" and "Sword of Dawn", so I don't understand some of the jokes from book friends, but it does not affect my understanding of the plot. At first I was not comfortable with this style of writing, but I was soon shocked by this worldview. This can be said to be the first online article that I have fully subscribed to, and also the first online article that I read entirely from the starting point. Because "Secret" was downloaded from Qidian, the serialized "Suhuan" was my first full subscription. Before "Abnormal", except for "Suhuan", I read more or less pirated copies - I didn't have the money to read the original version at that time. I must admit that the genuine version has many advantages over the pirated version. Let's talk about "Abnormal". I was shocked by this world view, and I also liked the statement about the gods in the book that "God loves the world." God is no longer a symbol of superiority, let alone the Cthulhu god in "Mystery" who regards the world as his anchor. They are gods, not just gods, but gods only. In addition... I really don't adapt to the "interesting" style of the protagonist group, but I still like every character, the protagonist Hao Ren, Countess Vivian, Husky Lily, several demons, the Nangong family, and many other characters. I think I may not be able to leave this world in a short time. I actually have never been used to the "complaints" about the protagonist in book reviews, but I also understand this approach. And, that's the fun of book reviews. Even though I didn't understand it, I was still very happy to see it. It's already late, it's already two twenty-five in the morning when I type this line. Because there were only a few dozen chapters left to read at night, I decided to finish reading before going to bed; luckily tomorrow is Saturday, so I can get some more sleep. Okay, good night!

When I saw the part in Chapter 630 where the Nangong brothers and sisters were looking for their parents, after watching The Wandering Earth, there was indeed a subtle feeling there. Statement, I have fully booked the account, but the account I purchased is a high-V account purchased by a certain treasure. Now it has been blocked. I am currently using it for the second time. Please be merciful to the trolls.

I've read it once before, so why do I have to re-order it every two years?

I first read it when I was in school because I was poor, so I read a pirated version. Now I have come here to pay for it. The rise and fall of civilizations, the efforts of mankind before the end of the world, and the splendor of the stars in the book still shock me to this day. The big-eyed eyes have great imagination, and the natural transition between seriousness and humor has put this book on the altar. I am very much looking forward to the arrival of comics or film and television works.

I would like to remind those who have just read the novel that this novel does not have a harem, stallions, upgrades, or Long Aotian. It is a slow-burning type. This novel is not an urban anecdote, but the struggle and self-rescue of civilizations in the end of the world. Here you will meet the Irem elves who persist until the next day, and the demon king who is determined to develop civilization and peacefully coexist among races. You will also see the eldest son natural disaster that mortals cannot fight against. You will also receive a 62 cm and 17 kilogram civilization record box. You may also meet a group of dwarves who follow culture and inheritance. Every character here is so flesh and blood, as if they really exist in a parallel universe. This is a fairy tale written for adults.

It all starts with a bat

A brief introduction: 1. A humanitarian bomber, a lover of nuclear peace, and neither reckless nor bombing. 2. Vivian is as rich as the country, a noble by blood, and never short of money. 3. Liu Lili is of pure blood, graduated from Peking University, smart and responsible. 4. The bold May Ball, responsible for combat, and multiple transformations. 5. The three-legged bugger, professional exorcist and online exorcist. 6. The world's public enemy, the Demon King, is a cruel tyrant who is unreasonable. 7. A gentle and quiet little princess who loves learning and is well-behaved and obedient. 8. Hao Doudou is an honest friend, never seeks death, and is close to his mother. 9. Mature and steady, well-behaved, housekeeper, and loyal. 10. Sister Shunzi is slow and gentle, a mechanical genius, civilized and polite. 11. The battleship host data brick is powerful and configured correctly.

I just finished watching The Wandering Earth, and I was reminded of the Wandering Planet. Looking at Moss's main control room was like seeing the Ark's database.

I read this book a few years ago, and I like it very much. I used to read pirated copies, but now that I think about it, I always feel I owe something, so I rewarded it a little. It's not a lot of money, but don't bother me. Thank you for all the encounters, and thank you to everyone who worked hard 🎁. I don't like watching anime very much. I vaguely remember someone saying before that the reason why "Abnormal" is very successful is that it is very solemn when it is serious, and it is also easy to laugh when it is light-hearted. I think this is something that the "Abnormal" animation cannot do at this stage. Finally, I will write a description about Hao Ren as a conclusion. "He is the recorder of the stars, He is the mourner of civilization, Sometimes he is solemn and solemn, Sometimes he is humorous, He is Hao Ren, and he is also a good person." I like the characters in the book, thank you for the big eyes 🤝

The Record of Occurrences of Abnormal Creatures is the second part of the Yuanzhi Xiling trilogy (which may now be a tetralogy), and it is also a very out-of-the-box one. A brief introduction to the background of Xiling. "Empire of Xiling" is Yuan Shu's first book. It is very long. Since some of the content in the early stage may be relatively green, it can be summarized as the history of the revival of a super-powerful empire across the universe. The subsequent books are all written under this worldview. This book has the closest connection with "Xiling Empire". Hasn't you read "Xiling Empire" affected you from reading this book? It has no impact. To put it very vividly, the relationship between hope Ling and Anomaly is like the relationship between "Honkai Impact III" and "Honkai Star Railroad". If you haven't seen the former, it will not affect your viewing of the latter. If you have seen the former, you will get some clues, but it will not affect it. The world view of this book is that the protagonist has become a local police officer or an intern in this huge empire, and can only manage a small universe (bushi) under the orders of God. It also collects many stories of tenants with abnormal creatures. This book has a bit of a science fiction color, mainly because it has some technological factors and self-consistent logic. The biggest feature of this book, and also the biggest feature of Yuanzhu, is the humor. He can write very scary things very funny, and write stereotypes very funny. He will break your stereotypes, such as the ferocity of werewolves, the rage of demons, the shadow of vampires, etc. , But creates unconventional characters. Yuanzong is very good at making jokes, and almost every chapter has something that makes people laugh. He can write high-end things as low-end, and depict low-end things as quite high-end. These qualities are reflected in every book. The unique thing about this book is that from the perspective of a regional police officer, he shows the wonderful career of a grassroots empire, mixed with a lot of interesting daily life. People who have read this book will be able to identify which characters they are as long as they see some labels, which is something that most books cannot do. In addition, when this book was popular, "Cultivation Chat Group" and other popular books were also popular, but Yuan Shu was a very rigorous author. There were very few typos, grammatical errors, and misunderstandings in his book. This is also what a good author should have. It can be said that there are basically no peeing spots in this book. If there is any shortcoming, there are too many twists and turns in the main plot of this book, mixed with some hard-core worldview supplements, and the description is very rich. If you want to read it in one go now, it will be more brain-consuming and may also cause aesthetic fatigue.

It will take about two weeks to read the entire book and give a "critical review" (Put on the armor first, and read it through the members of Goose) Chasing Embers in the Deep Sea. I can't wait for the update, so I decided to read this book. The first dozen or so chapters are a bit confusing. Starting from the 30-odd chapters in which Europe picked up Lao Wang's copy, a story unfolds about how Hao Ren and his family set up large and small copies in series to decrypt and save the Dream Plane. The first half of the dungeon has a relatively tense and adventurous feel, with all the main characters and story settings appearing, and the pace is relatively good. Personally, I like Eva (little Ben) and Zhuo Mu the best. After the second half of the book (about 60 progress, crazy settings). The setting has been explained, but the characters are just undeveloped facial expressions, and the plot is a conceptual decryption, which makes it unsightly. This big dungeon of naming and criticizing Colo is long and stinky, and you can watch it fast-forward all the way to the decisive battle. In the second half of the book, only the book "Looking for a Wife in Ten Thousand Years" is more interesting. Although all the big holes were filled in the end, the concept of decryption was too convoluted, especially the creation artifact. Hao Ren did a good job in the role of God Killer, interpreting the many layers of stories and connotations of the God Killer War from beginning to end. There are really many regrets about the characters. Only Hao Ren and Vivian have grown up and changed a bit, while the other supporting characters in the main group are too tool-like. I feel sorry for Lily, it was obviously Lily first... In the end, she completely turned into a dog, and there was no chance for the story of the exclusive dungeon character to unfold (Kloe can only barely calculate, a loyal dog is not a defeated dog!!!! The most speechless Elizabeth's character, it is obviously that Lao Wang is not in charge of it alone) , in the end, it's just a mentally retarded screwdriver character, and the style of painting is inconsistent. On the contrary, the supporting characters in the dungeon are more flesh-and-blood than the supporting characters in the main group, and they start and end well... I don't feel bad about saying this, I just like this story, so I regret the possibility that it is not written in the story...

In the early stage, it looked like a story about an urban landlord and a beautiful woman. In the middle stage, it rose to the level of cosmic civilization. In the later stage... The later stage was like a Star Wars story! ! ! Damn, what a cool comparison! ! !

Qdd. Gg/Apllsgmj A while ago, my family introduced me to a blind date. I didn't even look at the photos. I just asked if he was rich. Then the introducer said he was rich. I agreed on the spot. Later. . The rich woman didn't agree

😍I love Vivianヽ(爱´∀'爱)ノ😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Embark on a new journey, understand a lost story, get to know a group of interesting mortals, and then, build a tombstone for a civilization that died young. And then? Then, return to your own "sanctuary" that is not too big, convert everything you have witnessed - their writing, art, history, and philosophy; their end, resistance, failure, and destruction; Look at it getting a number plate in the archives of extinct civilizations, look at the cold "canceled" next to the black emblem below it. Finally? There is no end. We will not hesitate to embark on the next journey, We will do everything we can to preserve the fire of civilization - Although in the face of the end, countless civilizations will become extinct, but as long as they still have a spark, and life to resist the end of civilization, we are all willing to lend a helping hand - The premise is to ensure that their civilization is still viable, and to find loopholes that can be exploited in the imperial laws. We are the eyes and ears of God, We are the audience of civilization. We are nervous, we are united, we are serious, we are lively. This is the job of the censor, and it is also our daily life. Is it worth it? Worth it.

A very beautiful book, worthy of the name of an epic

If you publish a few more books in the Xiling series, we won't be surprised at all when humans visit aliens in the future.

Recommended words: The narration and dubbing actors speak clearly, breathe naturally, and speak quickly but can be heard clearly by the audience. A lot of effort was also put into the background sounds. At the beginning, when Hao Ren was in the park, if you listened carefully, there was the sound of birds chirping under the narration; when Vivian and Lily were fighting, there were fighting sounds while Hao Ren was thinking. The overall episode is concise but not lacking in content, and there are no unnecessary things outside of the plot. Those who are interested can try it. Drama title: "Record of Abnormal Creatures｜Anchor Mu Chen Version" Anchor: Anchor Muchen Brief Comment: I couldn't tell who was who between the two of them during the conversation between Vivian and Lily, and the experience was not very good. When there are more characters later on, it becomes even harder to hear them clearly, and it even feels like they are all played by a voice actor. There is no narration and a ×× says that I really can't tell who is who. Lily's voice is like a squeamish rich lady, her voice is a bit sharp, her laughter is hearty and silvery, and her out-of-the-box personality is reflected, but her voice gives me the feeling of a bitter female villain. Vivian's voice was a little cold, but her gentleness was not clearly reflected. Compared to the dubbing in the anime "Special Edition of Abnormal Creatures", Vivian's dubbing is a bit different. In the anime, Vivian's voice is obviously different when talking to others and when talking to Hao Ren. When talking to Hao Ren, you can clearly feel a gentle feeling, and the attributes of a good wife almost overflow the screen. I would like to recommend a special chapter to fans of the original work. As for this audio drama, I can only give it 70 points out of 100 points. It is not particularly good, but it is still above the passing line. The female characters have similar voices, which is a huge minus point. {"TopicId":"894890053301174272","TopicName":"Listening Book Lovers"}

A good book with a relaxed and funny style. It was a bit watered down in the later period, but overall it is still recommended.

The writing is not bad, but the plot is too confusing. I have read a novel of the same type before, and there is also a Xiling Empire in it. I have forgotten the title of the book, but it is well written anyway. I suggest the author learn from it.

One night, the phone rang at Hao Ren's house Beep ring ring... "Hao Ren, answer the phone! The ribs I fried for the big dog have just come out of the pot, and I can't leave!" "Okay~" "Hey~ ah, Doudou~ why are you calling home?" "School is on holiday tomorrow? OK? Okay... Then you can have dinner at home later?" "Okay, I'll let your mother make something delicious for you. Hey, hey, hey... I'll hang up now~" "Daughter-in-law, Doudou will go home later~" "I heard you talking so loudly... Doudou's vacation happened to catch up with Ge Wen's return from Tsinghua University. It's a rare opportunity, so I called Nangong and the others. Come over with the whole family and the old prince! It's been a long time since we got together..." "Hmm, good idea~Senior Nangong is pretty awesome too. The small restaurant they used to have has opened several branches now..." "Sanba and Wuyue went to help, and Old Wang went back with Elizabeth to supervise her to be the devil king. , It's not so lively at home anymore, it's time to get together! Hahaha..." "Why isn't Lily back at this hour?" "Come on, Big Dog is the editor-in-chief of a famous pet magazine in our city, so he has a lot to do..." "Landlord! I'm back! Did Bat cook the ribs for me? " "I just said why you didn't come back so late, go help Vivian with the food, remember to wash your hands..." Doudou on the other side hung up the phone "Doudou, who are you calling?" "I'm on the phone with my dad~ I have a holiday in the next few days, so I'll talk to you first. Let's talk at home." "That's right~ By the way, those Naga warriors are going to have a hard time again these days when the beauty of our college is away~ Hahahahaha... Don't hit me, don't hit me~" "What nonsense are you making fun of me again!" "Okay. Okay, no more joking. But... Don't you really think about finding a male candidate? There are so many good guys on campus, but you don't like any of them?" "I... I, I don't have the intention right now... I just want to study hard and get the imperial examiner qualification. I want to help my dad at work. Yes, my dad is a busybody. He is the busiest among the prosecutors in our universe..." "Okay! We Doudou are the most filial~" "Okay, let's not talk about it anymore. I'll go prepare my luggage and go back to Azeroth. You can go and get ready." "Well, see you in a few days, bye~" At the same time, Ge Wen came to the professor's office "Professor, do you have anything to do with me?" "Come on, come on, sit down! Ge Wen, this... I came to you to solve your future development issues." "I... Have talked to you, professor, before I want to go back to my hometown to develop..." "Yes, you said it before, but I still want to retain you. You see, you are the best master's student in our biology department. The school and I want you to stay and continue to study the previous topic. Of course, if you are not willing to continue to spend energy on this topic, then I will. I and several other tutors have several others, and the funds are relatively sufficient..." "Professor!" "I... Actually want to be with my family (I miss Big Cat, I wonder if he eats well...), I feel that being at home is the place where I can do things happily, so..." "Oh... Well, actually, I just want to confirm your idea. Since you insist so much, I won't force you to stay." "You can set off home tomorrow. Pay attention to safety on the road. If you have any difficulties in research in the future, just come to us old bones in the department. You are always welcome here!" > Demon King Elizabeth hesitated for a moment and then called the old housekeeper "Gadama~" "Your Majesty the Demon King, do you have anything to tell me?" "Well, now I want to see the recent trade status between our Demon King City and the Erim Elves. What do you have on hand? Did you report it?" "Oh, yes~ Minister La Nina has submitted an import and export trade report this morning. This is it..." "Very good... Oh, by the way~How are the preparations for the offshore mining project we cooperate with the Erim Elves?" "Your Majesty the Examiner? With the technical support provided, the progress is going very smoothly. His Majesty the Elf King Vim has given us the exploration and mining work in Demon King City. He is very relieved!" "That's good. It seems that everything is going well!" "emmmm... Gadama... Look, since I have been working so hard recently, nothing has gone wrong. If... If you ask for leave from your father and go to Uncle Hao's place to play for a few days, will your father agree..." "Your Majesty the Demon King, I think you should put down the screwdriver in your hand first, otherwise..." Next to a not-so-busy interstellar channel "Ha... Ha... This ship is cool~ This is the ship, awesome! Hey~ Hey~ What kind of ship is there next to it... Why is the ship so bright with a wolf head... Ha... Ha... Let me ask her..." "Newcomer, what kind of ship do you have?" " The prosecutor is on a ship, how about..." " The prosecutor is on a ship?" " Whatever~" ...... "Nolan! ! Why did I get a ticket again! Still in the cultural field we just came into contact with, and now they are complaining that I seriously affect interstellar traffic safety..." "I just went to explore the road. The alliance wanted to open up a new division, so I casually had a friendly discussion with them..." "You call it a friendly discussion when people put more than a dozen ships in the maintenance garage?" "As long as it is a game, I, Nolan, can't Lost to another ship! Who told them to set the location in the asteroid area? Why didn't I lie down in the maintenance warehouse? " "You still... Are you still reasonable? Okay! Then I will use the prosecutor to ban you from going out alone for a month and reflect on it in the harbor! " "Hey! Hao Ren, you can't do this! I know I was wrong! I promise not to go boating recently..." The phone rang again, this time it was the office of Nangong Food Flagship Store "Okay , No problem, I'll come over later, I haven't eaten Vivian's cooking for a long time..." "Brother, is this the landlord's call? Asking us to go to dinner?" "Well, Hao Ren said that Ge Wen and Doudou are coming back, and they asked us to have a party, it's true. It's been a long time..." "Tell your parents and we'll come together later." "Oh~" "Um... Do you want to call my sister-in-law together?" "Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense! , I haven't even finished my horoscope yet... I'm going to explain it to my assistant first." "Don't be embarrassed, you were not like this before, you two are so inseparable..." The two walked out of the room, their voices drifting away... (The word count must have exceeded, so I will definitely not participate in the event. The content was posted a long time ago. I have revised it a little this time. In addition, the plot of the Nangong family has been completed. Let's join in the fun. I hope book friends will like it~)

Regarding the change of heroine, I started collecting evidence in 2019, until Uncle Tong came forward to answer questions, and finally came to an end. Summary of the previous story: Half a year before Dawn ended, Sister Tong released the news of the ending, which caused some forum friends to get excited and began to attack Sister Tong for various crimes (such as spoilers for the new book, changing the heroine, suspicion of forcing Uncle Tong to finish, etc.), Which alarmed Uncle Tong. Uncle Tong completed an online Q&A in the dynamic comment area of ​​the line. After resolving the dispute, Sister Tong issued an announcement to refute the rumors. As for why I am posting now, it is because I just discovered that the pictures in the book review can only be seen by myself😡😡😡

Hesiana, when you were born, the countess who summoned the red moon whispered your name. Hesiana, Vivian watched with pride as you became the embodiment of funny after being forgotten by her for thousands of years. You must remember that Ancesta has always dominated herself with poverty and forgetfulness She also believes that if you are not unlucky, you will have a chance to eat garlic. However, the real victory is to be good at using technology and the power of holy water One day, Vivian's memory will return to its original point, and you will be the father of multiple stepfathers.

In fact, it's just a piece of cake (quietly) I finished writing it last year, but I didn't post it here like this. But there will probably be no copyright disputes, thankfully. The following text —————————————————————————————————————————— Foreword, as of three o'clock this afternoon, the landlord has not returned home for a whole week. But in fact, this matter itself has no value worth talking about alone. Even if the identity of the "landlord" is not known, those who stand on the tenant's side are not people who will mess up over such a trivial matter, not to mention that the person who should be worried about the landlord happens to be away. ——Moreover, it would be better to say that this person's departure has a greater impact on others than the landlord's disappearance. "Um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah…" In the spacious living room that did not look like an ordinary house, the girl raised her face to face the electric fan that was at full speed. Her deliberately prolonged lip sound was reflected many times by the fan blades, and it was very much like the hum of some kind of unbalanced wind instrument. By the way, this state only lasted less than ten seconds. Just writing the above paragraph took 254 times longer. "I can't stand it anymore!" She lay down on the ground in front of the floor fan like a newly defeated large dog, as if she was completely out of power, but her tone was still full of energy, and she didn't feel like she was out of power at all: "So the bat Where is that guy? Can't you just stay at home during the summer? " "Is there any necessary connection between summer and having to stay at home?" The long-haired girl sitting on the sofa next to the wall stretched her head and looked at the girl lying on the ground. "All tragedies in human history originate from certain people who refuse to stay at home." The girl lying on the ground half rolled on the spot, her back turned into a "big" shape, her short and ill-fitting vest revealing her dazzling white waist and abdomen, "Especially for a hero like Bat who is extremely capable of clearing the jungle, no matter how hard he tries to let her go, he will be out of luck. It's okay." "Come on, just say it if you miss the humanoid air conditioner." The girl on the sofa withdrew her head and continued to stare at the TV screen on the opposite wall. "Also, aren't you a dog food reviewer, why are you so philosophical all of a sudden?" Bat's clearing ability is not very good, and her problem is throwing things. The girl added. "Can't you get some philosophy? At that time, Peking University's philosophy research was unique in the country, and I..." "You look like a husky who has been discharged from the Peking University Affiliated Veterinary Hospital four times." The girl who buried herself in the sofa took her back without raising her head, "Also, unless you want to snatch it from me. Mopping the floor, otherwise you'd better not roll on the floor... I didn't tell you, get out and don't come here, it's too hot." The cat-eared girl suddenly rushed up when someone called her name, and after the girl made the girl obey, the picture on the TV screen had switched to an advertisement for Bird's Coffee. "No, May, why do I feel that you are so violent today..." "The activity of water molecules will increase under high temperature. You should be glad that it is not too hot today." The girl raised the remote control and switched the advertisement for espresso coffee on the TV screen to an advertisement for footwear for the elderly. "Otherwise, you may have to experience the feeling of being burned by high-temperature steam. ." "..." "..." "—Alas..." The two girls on the sofa and the floor sighed in unison after a few seconds of silence. The sunlight that could not be completely blocked by the densest tree canopy in midsummer shone into the house through the floor-to-ceiling windows, creating an irritating scene on the floor. Although this situation has occurred before, however - in terms of both meaning and reality - it is far less irritating than this time. Although the environment is partly to blame, the other sense of disobedience cannot be ignored. However, it is only limited to a degree that cannot be ignored. With a burst of noise at the door, the door that was not tightly closed was pushed open directly, and flying into the living room along with the smell of tar burning under the sun was a little girl who looked like white porcelain. Right behind the little girl, a man so huge that it could cause a sense of physical oppression squeezed in from the door. "The outdoor unit has been repaired." The man closed the door tightly and said in a serious voice, as if announcing, "If there are no other problems, the air conditioner should be ready for use." "Well!" The girl who was lying on the floor as if she had been evacuated just now suddenly became energetic after hearing these words, and she jumped up from the floor and ran. Go and close the window in the living room, "May, don't be stunned, turn on the air conditioner quickly." "Okay... Ok." The Siren (unstable) sitting on the sofa feebly touched the air conditioner remote control on the back of the sofa and turned on the cabinet air conditioner in the corner. After feeling the first gust of cold wind blowing from it, the Siren (slightly stable) girl also squinted her eyes and waited for the next gust of cool breeze. "It's so hot this summer." A sentence without beginning or end. "It's pretty hot for here." The huge man looked at the girl who was still buried in the sofa. Instead of sitting next to her, he pulled out a mat from under the coffee table and sat down. "Also, you said that the landlord and his boss can talk to each other, but why didn't you think of taking the time to add some magic to the outdoor unit of the air conditioner? It would also save money. I'm going to fix it." "Who knows." The girl thought for a while, "And the problem with the outdoor unit seems to have appeared after he left." "Lao Wang, do you know when the two of them will come back?" "What's the date today?" "... August 3rd, what's wrong?" The Siren (completely calm) girl picked up her phone and looked at the time before answering. "That's close." Lao Wang grinned, "But the two of them probably won't come back together, and they will have to stagger their way back." "How do you say this?" "I don't know where the custom is." The Baccarat advertisement on the TV screen finally switched to the scene of the TV series. Lao Wang turned his head and said smoothly, "There is a custom before the couple gets married. We won't be able to meet for a while." —————————————————————— However, as the landlord of these people, a certain censor did not think about it that much, or he did not have time to think about it that much at the moment. He was busy like a male bowerbird building a nest near the Rift Nebula, which is half an hour's drive from the earth. "If you had taken the required courses in Creation, or at least read the book "Ecosystem Creation Methods that Illiterate People Can Learn", your current situation would be much better." The shining silver hexagonal artificial object was suspended next to the examiner's head and shouted, "At least there will be no such low-level mistakes where the natural magnetic pole deviates from the threshold by hundreds of digits." "This thing is not that group of geniuses. You want to learn something? I, a little policeman, don't have to worry about so much." The prosecutor with a good-natured face looked at the planet not far away that had experienced more than one kind of destruction on more than one occasion, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Not to mention what you said, I have never seen it before." "What you said, partner, is unconscionable," this sentence prompted the data terminal to immediately retort, "You don't know what to do. Thinking about the box you gave to your mother-in-law, you really have no impression?" "... I think I have seen it before, right?" The prosecutor felt guilty and could only pretend to be interested in the torn lithosphere of the planet and stared at it without blinking. "Besides, that pile was for tutoring by a true god. I have only seen a small part of it, so it is normal for me to have no impression of the ones I haven't seen." "Thank you for saying that you had some strength in creation science, but now you have exposed it all in practice." "Wait, did I say this?" "No?" ... In short, no matter how half-hearted the creator is, this planet with special significance cannot tolerate too much carelessness in the creation process. What its magnetic field and atmosphere need to shield is not only the flow of charged particles from stars, but also the weak information flow from the cosmic gate of the wall of reality not far away. Although the Great Rift has been quieted under the constraints of the "door", every time matter leaks through the gate of the universe, the flow of information from another ordered universe will have a small but non-negligible impact on the surrounding material entities. The planets that were originally on both sides of the rift can be regarded as "accustomed" to this kind of minor information disturbance. The facilities and stations arranged around the rift were designed with protection against this situation from the beginning, so there is no need for the Inquisitor to worry about it. However, this planet, which was designed by him from the core to the top layer, had to be an exception. "This kind of thing with special significance must be taken seriously." The data terminal had a premonition that if it continued to push, it might be thrown into fighting with the fish, so it wisely changed the topic, "Hey, didn't you say that this was homework left for your mother-in-law?" "It's not just talk... How dare you really do that?" The prosecutor sighed, "At most, I can only learn from Lan or something. I have to do the specific operations myself." "Otherwise, it would be insincere." He stood in the control room and waved, and a not-so-splendid fireworks exploded from the prototype of the planet not far away. "You are really getting more and more skilled at blowing things up..." "After all, I didn't plan to ask the two big guys for any direct assistance from the beginning this time. I had to do everything myself; so when I started to build it, I expected that I would have to tear it down and start over at least once or twice. I would have long..." The planet was shattered by the impact of the explosion. Without flying far, even the tiniest dust stopped moving after dissipating to a certain extreme. Then, tens of billions of silver machines rushed from the corners of deep space, flowing into the vicinity of the planet's debris like a thick silver mist. They dragged the scattered fragments, large and small, back together, and once again shaped the prototype of the planet at a speed visible to the naked eye. "What do you mean by this? This is already misappropriation of public property for personal gain." The data terminal, which had not been quiet for five minutes, once again lost its temper and began to shout. However, the prosecutor did not seem to take this issue seriously. Important: "Who said this is not official business? As a direct blood relative of the true god who is the leader of the universe next door, my relationship with her is directly linked to the diplomacy of the universe." "You can do it, you are still a foreigner. Let's wait until your mother-in-law graduates from elementary school." The data terminal finally felt that it was not only tiring but also stupid to be floating in the air, so he put himself back on the console and continued to yell, "You need to be more careful when blasting the core metal flow this time." The sound of the technical support explosion buried in the molten material of the earth's core could not reach the prosecutor's ears across the high vacuum space of hundreds of thousands of kilometers. He stared at the projection on the console slightly nervously, and he let out a sigh of relief until all the readings were unanimously marked in green as "not a big problem." "There was no explosion, so it's not a big problem." The data terminal lying flat next to the console jumped up and turned over in mid-air. "Now the main body of the planet is almost completed. What are you going to do with the rest?" "How else can she do it? She can do it as she likes. "The examiner stared at the almost-formed medium-sized planet. Although it had only been locked and formed for less than ten minutes, its surface was already like a river, lake, and ocean made of mercury—a vast group of drones and equipment groups responsible for stabilizing the lithosphere and preliminary structural environment. "But, to be honest, do you know what she likes?" The data terminal asked in a confused manner. "..." The answer was a long silence. "Yes, just think about it. She is not the kind of person who will directly express her preferences." "After all, it has only been a few years since she settled down," and she is facing what may be one of the most important events in her life. The prosecutor grinned as if he suddenly figured out something, "Some things must be given some time for her to learn slowly." "What else can she learn? She has lived much longer than you in this life." Hexagonal Brick disagreed. "Learn what? To be honest, I'm not sure, but," the young prosecutor turned his head and looked at the starry sky on the other side, which is the approximate location of the Milky Way, or in other words, the direction of home: "What we should learn There are a lot of them. I have to learn to understand everything she likes, learn to get along with her in another identity - and then love her. As for her..." "Even if you don't say these, first she has to get used to having a husband who loves her."

Hey, I've been writing this for a long time, so it's just a short sequel. I'm throwing it here for everyone to kill time (ps7000 word warning)