
Please, Just Retire Already!
求你了,快退役吧!
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12Monthly votes
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I can't even finish one chapter now. The strongest lineup, producing the worst performance. Won't this get a "useless teammate" label later on? My assessment is, this protagonist is even worse than LeBron James.
The more I read, the angrier I got. Seeing everyone criticizing it made me feel relieved. See you in the next book! 👋🏻
What does it mean exactly?
Losing home court and getting injured again—one chapter was a stomp, the next a complete disaster. I subscribed to that chapter, but after just one glance at the title, I didn't want to read any further. The beginning was consistently exciting, culminating in a hard-fought victory against the aging Lakers in the Western Conference Finals. The Lakers were described more than the protagonist.
This is getting increasingly nauseating. It's a Jordan documentary; the protagonist, who's practically a cheat code, has less presence than a random passerby. The whole world seems to be disrespecting and forgetting everything about him at the start of the new season. I'm dropping this. 🙄
Having read up to chapter 88, it seems like the criticism is just for the sake of criticism, making fun of the number of times LeBron James was swept. The crucial point is that Kobe Bryant and LeBron James were swept the same number of times, right? Furthermore, LeBron James played 22 seasons and made the playoffs 18 times, while Kobe Bryant made the playoffs 15 times in 20 seasons. A lot of things are just unnecessarily criticized.
As a wish-fulfillment novel, the protagonist is too weak.
I've seen the part where the protagonist wins his fourth championship, but he doesn't have a single scoring title. His Defensive Player of the Year (DPOY) title was only highlighted in the first two seasons (probably), and then it wasn't mentioned again.
My aversion to stupidity is kicking in. I think this is a common problem. The protagonist is being suppressed, including in terms of stats and physique. Whether it's Mickey in Game 5 or the injuries afterward, it's all disgusting. What are you trying to prove? Deliberately writing him to fight injured—do you think that makes you a hero? I just feel disgusted.
You've reached a point of utter depravity. You constantly insult LeBron James, but now, in my eyes, you're no different from him. Both are ruthless in their pursuit of victory, having lost or completely abandoned their initial dreams in the pursuit of so-called success. Basketball is all about a pure heart, the drive and struggle for your dreams, but you lack that.
Is there a female lead?
Reading Ai-chan's new book next door made me sick. The female lead is incredibly ugly, and she refuses to change it. Before, there was a poll in the comments section to choose the female lead, and the author, who got the most votes, didn't choose any of them, but picked this ugly and awful female lead. It's disgusting. And is this book still about a playboy male lead?
You have Barkley, the protagonist (an MVP), Dumars, and so many great rotation players. The Pistons, compared to their historical counterparts, lack Dumars, Mahorn, Salley, and their Sixth Man of the Year. And you're telling me they weren't swept by the protagonist?? They even made it to the Finals! Seriously, when you're trying to suppress the protagonist in your writing, you don't do it like this! It's really frustrating to read.