I’m at Manchester United, but the System Insists It’s the Northern Song Dynasty

[Serious version]

Chen Mo transmigrated to 2016 and became a Manchester United youth team player.

More precisely, he was someone once seen as Manchester United’s crown prince.

But why the heck did this System keep saying he was in the Northern Song Dynasty?

[Zidane retired, and France took six years to recover]

[Puskas retired, and Hungary took sixty years to recover]

[Gao Qiu retired, and China’s national team took a thousand years to recover]

[As the saying goes, the slow bird takes off early]

[If we can’t compete in the twenty-first century, then we’ll develop the game a thousand years early]

[Restore the glory of cuju! It is our generation’s duty!]

[Complete an official eleven-a-side match. Reward: Newbie Gift Pack]

Chen Mo stared at the System panel and fell into deep thought...

So you mean you want me to develop football early in the Northern Song Dynasty?

The goal is to compete in the World Cup a thousand years from now?

The key thing is, I’m in the modern era!

Mourinho is right outside the door. I heard he’s here to catch someone cheating.

And, more importantly, who is the woman lying next to me?

I swear I didn’t do it!

What should I do?

Waiting for answers online. This is urgent...

[Irreverent version]

My name is Chen Mo. I’m a transmigrator, and in my previous life I was an internet shitposter.

I know all about Awei Luo and Asata.

Now my System has awakened. Apparently it came from the Northern Song Dynasty, and it insists I develop football.

But what does developing football have to do with asking girls for their personal belongings?

Chen Mo: “I’m really not a pervert! I just want to develop football!”