I'm a God in the Bathroom

God of the Toilet First ability: When others can't hold it in, they run into the toilet and spend half an hour without toilet paper or anyone there. When someone is there, they exchange 10-yuan bills for 1-yuan coins. Second ability: a smooth floor means the opponent will inevitably slip and fall when running into the toilet. Ability three: Water will definitely splash on the buttocks.

As a toilet god, it would be a shame if the protagonist didn't create some farmyard manure (and then develops the supernatural power of "Earth and All Things": using divine power to consume poop to give crops and plants accelerated growth or growth enhancement effects).

I hope the protagonist isn't handsome, but he absolutely has to be flamboyant. Wouldn't it be fun to use a toilet plunger as a weapon to beat people up? A toilet god should look like a toilet god.

Toilet God The Toilet Goddess, also known as Zigu, is a deity in ancient Chinese folklore who oversees toilets. However, folk tales and related records vary. The *Bai Ze Tu* states, "The spirit of the toilet is named Yiyi." The *Za Wu Xing Shu* says, "The toilet god is named Houdi."

Oops, a toilet spirit? I'm so afraid of being spied on when I go to the toilet. This kind of divine office? What does it entail? Gods are supposed to oversee the human world. Tell me, what does the toilet god oversee? Overseeing people using the toilet? Overseeing... That kind of flow blockage? That's it? They can even build a shrine for it? And people still come to offer incense? The subject matter was interestingly chosen, but I didn't think things through while writing it.

As a book with "flavor," these chapters are becoming increasingly flavorful. When I was a newbie, I liked watching monster battles, leveling up, and magical duels. People's tastes are getting more and more discerning these days. 🤫 The author's perspective is excellent.

There was a couple. The man was very cowardly, always making his girlfriend try things first, which she greatly resented. One day, they went out to sea. On their return, a hurricane destroyed their small boat. Luckily, the girlfriend grabbed a plank of wood, saving both their lives. She asked her boyfriend, "Are you scared?"

First, fate; second, luck; third, feng shui; fourth, accumulating good deeds; fifth, studying; sixth, name; seventh, appearance; eighth, respecting the gods!

It is a place where the five grains cycle and has great potential. What is the "place where the five grains are recycled"? It is the place where one relieves oneself. The original text of Chapter 44 of *Journey to the West* reads as follows: "The Monkey King said, 'When I came in, there was a small door on the right-hand side.

How far is Heaven from the mortal realm? How large is Heaven? How far is the Underworld from the mortal realm? How large is the Underworld? How long is a day in Heaven on Earth? How long is a day in the Underworld on Earth?