Reporting to the Motherland: I've Mastered the Technology of Mechanical Ascension

Qinglong Military District: "As an emergency medicine clinician, Dr. Gu wonders: could a Chinese rural dog really take a direct hit from a 155 mm high-explosive artillery shell, then run away at 73.3 meters per second?"

Gu Shuman: "From the perspective of the physiology of carbon-based life, I don't think such a rural dog could exist."

"The one you raised can!"

The people of Qinglong Military District grew even more serious. "More precisely, it's the rural dog you and your ex-husband, Xiao Ran, raised!"

"It appeared in the live-fire exercise zone of the Qinglong Theater of Operations, took a direct hit from a high-explosive shell, and ran away!"