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- 101 A Jiang Cheng Fanfic: Wishing for a Lookalike 江澄同人文之望相似 I'm not very good at writing, so please go easy on me. The story begins anew after the original ending. This story retains some elements from the original while adding a few new sects. An original female lead and a new story. The sharp-tongued but softhearted uncle will eventually meet someone who dotes on him alone! They fall in love at first sight. One is awkward and refuses to admit it, while the other knowingly teases him and accidentally falls for real. They actually talk to each other. The 1.6kReads8.1Score10914d adds
- 102 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds
- 103 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 104 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 我用烤红薯拐了个掌门夫君 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 266Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 277Reads8.0Score10214d adds
- 107 Ascending to the Immortal Realm: I Became an Eternal Immortal Emperor by Playing It Safe 飞升仙界：我靠腹黑苟成万古仙帝 Lin Yuan, from Blue Star, ascends to the Immortal Realm. With his cunning, strategic mind and heaven-defying luck, he changes his fate, starting as a low-ranking immortal servant and rising all the way to the upper echelons of the Immortal Realm. The once-in-a-million-years War of Investiture begins, and the competition among the greatest prodigies of the myriad realms becomes its opening battle. Relying on his wits and formidable strength, Lin Yuan survives the brutal contest across the heavens 61Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 108 Grandpa Appeared in My Dream: Burn Me a Gatling Gun! 爷爷托梦，给爷烧把加特林！ On the fifteenth day after Grandpa died, he came to me in a dream. In the dream, the old man was battered and bruised, clutching my leg and wailing: “Grandson! Stop burning paper money! The underworld doesn’t accept it!” “Those ghosts stole the welfare payment I just got!” “Get me a Gatling gun! I’m going down there to mow them all down!” The next morning, I woke up bound to the [Underworld Pinduoduo System]. The steel pipes I burned for him turned into pure-yang divine weapons. The drones I bur 8Reads—Score214d adds
- 109 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 110 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 4.1kReads9.1Score61714d adds
- 111 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 113 Immortal Isle City 仙岛城 Zhang Mei, 27, a copywriter at an advertising agency, had been working overtime for 38 days straight. While binge-watching dramas all night, her heart stopped. She died. When she opened her eyes, she had become Wei Qinghe, an 18-year-old village girl who had just been sold for ten taels of silver by her gambling-addict parents. She tried to escape by jumping into a river, but drowned. Zhang Mei cursed and died once more, then sank to the bottom of the sea, where a chatty dolphin named Moniu, wh 72Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 26Reads8.8Score10214d adds
- 115 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 3Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 116 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1k14d adds
- 117 So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food 太茶了！京圈太子爷非要装要饭的 CEO of a Wealthy Family | Overprotective Boss Lady vs. Green Tea Prince of Beijing | Older Woman-Younger Man Push and Pull | Girl Squad | Light and Sweet Romance On her thirtieth birthday, Hua Jingyao awakens the Insight Eye System. Her awful ex’s stats flash above his head: Net worth: -3.5 million. Syphilis carrier. Recommended action: destroy! She splashes red wine in his face, then turns around and picks up a handsome young man crouched by the roadside eating a boxed meal. The System scans 357Reads—Score10114d adds
- 118 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.9kReads—Score58414d adds
- 119 Reborn as the Fiery Cloud Evil God 重生之我成了火云邪神 Huh, I actually became the ultimate king of killers? This mental hospital is pretty comfortable. Slippers and a vest are the ultimate gear. What should I say when I end up at Pig Cage Walled City again? 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 I Dominate the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 我靠吐槽称霸武林 I Conquer the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 122 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score10314d adds
- 123 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 15.3kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 124 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头，让我吸吸阳气 (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 238Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 126 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score26314d adds
- 129 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 199Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4.1kReads—Score24914d adds
- 132 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 The Baby's Thoughts Were Exposed, and Her Father Emptied the National Treasury to Start a Rebellion 奶宝心声泄露，爹爹搬空国库造反 [Family mind-reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + a powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + satisfying read] Shen An'an transmigrates into a book. She becomes a cannon-fodder baby girl who is sentenced to death from the start. Seeing her foolishly loyal father still wanting to thank the emperor for the honor, she vents wildly in her mind: [Dad, stop kowtowing! Our whole family is getting beheaded tomorrow morning!] [Your adopted son stole t 1.3kReads7.8Score20914d adds
- 134 Mad, All of You Are Mad! The Adorably Unhinged Princess Takes on Love 癫，都癫，癫萌小主闯情关 Transmigrated into the modern world as a spoiled princess, then sent to a hospital for being mentally ill? I am Shen Qingqing, Noble Consort of the Great Liang. I shout “How dare you!” at the doctor, treat the nurses’ station as the imperial kitchen, and teach my fellow patients to use palace intrigue to deal with their families… The attending physician breaks down: “Why don’t you just get discharged?” After leaving the hospital, I make a surprise appearance at the CEO’s home. He says coldly, “D 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 135 The Spoiled Young Master Wants to Cultivate Immortality 纨绔少爷要修仙 (Comedy, traditional fantasy, coming-of-age, wish fulfillment...) Transmigrated as Kyoto’s biggest young wastrel, he lives it up to the fullest! The emperor actually arranges for him to marry an enormous princess. He has to run away! To win the heart of a fairy, he decisively takes up cultivation! What? This young master is a good-for-nothing at cultivation...? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 136 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 [Funny infinite-worlds adventure + unhinged wish fulfillment + silly comedy + one-on-one slow-burn sweet romance] [An out-of-control plot-filler vs. a hapless CEO from another dimension] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abandoned web novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. A System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abandoned Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an abandoned 261Reads—Score—14d adds
- 137 After I Threw Out My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 我把婆婆的剩饭倒掉后，全城首富找上门 I Threw Away My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, and the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 138 Is It Just Because This Piglet Has a Sharp Tongue? That Vengeful Weasel Won't Let It Go! 本猪猪不就是嘴巴缺德带冒烟吗？死黄皮子太记仇啦！ Isn’t this little pig just a bit sharp-tongued? That dead weasel holds a grudge like nobody’s business! 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads7.3Score32014d adds
- 140 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 Reborn in 1996: Back in My First Year of High School, No System, Still Rewriting My Life 重生96，回到高一，没有系统，照样改写人生剧本 Reborn in 1996, back in his first year of high school. No System, but he can still rewrite the script of his life. 68Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 In the Condor Heroes World, I Begin Transmigrating Across the Myriad Worlds 人在神雕，开始穿越诸天万界 Xu Qing was an ordinary college student who accidentally became bound to a System. Every time he transmigrates to a new world, he awakens a System. I can proudly tell everyone: everything I’ve achieved today is thanks to my own hard work! [Host detected entering the Naruto world. Talent awakened: Infinite chakra!] [Host detected entering the One Piece world. Talent awakened: Master of Haki!] [Host detected entering the Dragon Ball world. Talent awakened: Saiyan bloodline!] [Host detected enterin 16.4kReads7.2Score99014d adds
- 143 Daughter, Come Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc on Your Dad's Whole Family 女儿，下山去吧，祸害你爸全家 Three years ago, while enduring her in-laws’ abuse and carrying a child, Si Moyu awoke to memories of her past life. She took the check her mother-in-law gave her and ran away while pregnant. But who could have guessed she’d give birth to Xuebao, a supernaturally strong girl who ate eighteen meat buns at every meal? The wild vegetables on the mountain were never enough. With no other choice, she looked at her scrawny daughter and sent her down the mountain to find her biological father. “Xuebao, 1.2kReads5.9Score13114d adds
- 144 Worry-Free Town: Raising Geese and Fighting Beasts in the Countryside 忘忧小镇：我在农村养鹅打恶兽 Top student Chen Yunyun returns to her village to start a business. It begins with her wholesaling chicken and goose eggs for five or six mao a piece and getting laughed at, but with a flock of swans that can fly like detectives and peck down ferocious beasts, she somehow transforms a poor mountain village into a model fairyland town for the whole province. The village is packed with oddballs: her father, Chen Dachuan, who talks tough but has a soft heart; her mother, Li Xiu'e, who scolds the g 123Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 A Deadly Trap Turned to Joy: The Ninth Suicide System 死局成欢：第九次殉情系统 [Historical romance, 1v2, comedy, sexually inexperienced male lead] He Su fails her mission on her very first trip down the mountain and is killed by her enemy. She lures him close, too, then plunges a knife into his heart. The two of them are trapped in a reincarnation System. In every life, they must wake up, marry, and consummate their marriage before they can break the marriage tribulation. [First Tribulation: Young Master of a Noble House × Donkey-Feeding Maid] He refuses to marry her —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—14d adds
- 147 The Little Daoist Heads Down the Mountain, Surrounded by Admirers 小道爷下山桃花朵朵开 The Little Taoist Master Comes Down from the Mountain, and Romance Blossoms Everywhere 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time! 别笑，这个杀手有点惨！ Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 149 The Crazy Second-Generation Immortal Uses Science to Become a God 疯批仙二代用理化封神 A Mad Immortal Second-Generation Uses Physics and Chemistry to Become a God 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 14Reads—Score314d adds
