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- 1 Traffic Cop Xia Xiaoman Specializes in Taming Defiant Detective Captain Qin 交警夏小满，专治刑警秦队不服 [One-on-one + devoted to each other + happy ending] A bickering couple, hilarious banter, and the sweetest romance! The heroine is adorable, not stupid! A powerhouse in her professional field, but slow on the uptake when it comes to love, with maxed-out skills for talking back! The hero goes from an icy mountain to a loyal puppy! At first: “Don’t come near me!” Later: “Honey, I was wrong. Please pay attention to me!” Solving cases is secondary, romance comes first! The cases are lighthearted, ne 3.4kReads8.5Score41714d adds
- 2 Premonition: My Best Friend Devours Me 预知梦——死党啃食自己 A Premonition in a Dream: My Best Friend Devours Me 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 I Went Viral Online for All My Wacky Antics After Deciding to Lie Flat 躺平之后花式整活爆红全网 [All wild ideas] [Comedy] [Ridiculous nonsense] Shen Yan transmigrated into a book, becoming the hopelessly untalented trainee on a talent show who was about to get roasted by the entire internet for courting disaster. The director told him to cry. He yawned. “What's so bad about quitting the industry? Isn't waking up naturally the best?” The whole internet thought he'd gone crazy. But then livestreaming himself asleep gained him a million followers, his unconventional product pitches sold ou —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 You Were Sent Undercover, Not to Seduce the Boss Lady 让你卧底，没让你泡女霸总 They Told You to Go Undercover, Not to Woo the Female CEO —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 Reading Comes with Side Effects 我读书有副作用 Reading Comes with Side Effects 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 I Saw Your Death Coming 预见你的死亡 I Foresee Your Death —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Others Transmigrate with Golden Fingers, but My System Is a Real Jerk 别人穿越金手指，我的系统贼坑爹 [Transmigrate] [Science] [Cultivation] [爽文] [Multiple Elements] Cultivation has long been fraught with hardship, but now a brilliant pen breaks new ground. Relying not on spiritual roots to fathom creation, but on the study of things to fight across the eight wastelands. Finding a way through a thicket of bugs, proving the mysteries of heaven and earth amid laughter and curses. If you ask what the path to immortality is like, look to this book as it opens a new chapter! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 The Fake Heiress Kicked Away the Wheelchair, and Her Disabled Husband Learned His Lesson 假千金踹翻轮椅，残疾老公学乖了 [Mutual devotion · Absurd comedy · Bickering couple · Healing, sweet romance · Face-slapping satisfaction] Yun Zhenxi transmigrated from the apocalypse into a domineering-CEO novel, becoming the fake heiress who took the real heiress’s place in an arranged marriage. The good news: She was alive again. The bad news: The countdown to her death had begun. Her husband, Pei Du, was left with disabled legs after a car accident and spent every day figuring out how to end his life. If he died, his broth 13.8kReads7.1Score2.9k14d adds
- 9 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World’s Top Paparazzo 修仙界第一狗仔的自我修养 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World's Top Paparazzo —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 The Cultivation World’s Top Health Supplement Saleswoman: Getting Rich by Conning Ascension-Stage Masters 修仙界保健品销冠：靠忽悠化神大佬爆赚飞升 The Cultivation World's Top-Selling Health Supplement Mogul: Making a Fortune by Fooling Nascent Divinity Experts into Ascending —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band 亡灵法师与他的骨架男团 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 The Patriarch’s Wedding Night: Five Thousand Disciples Turn Gray Overnight 老祖洞房，全宗五千人一夜白头 The Patriarch's Wedding Night: Five Thousand Members of the Sect Turn Gray-Haired Overnight —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Oh No, Animals Have Killed Me 12 Times 夭寿了，我被动物杀了12次 Disaster! I've Been Killed by Animals 12 Times 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Master Math and Science, Fear No Road: A Struggling Student’s Overwhelming Advantage in Another World 学好数理化走天下都不怕-学渣降维打击异世界 Master Math and Science, and You Can Go Anywhere Without Fear: A Struggling Student Dominates Another World with Superior Knowledge 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Elementary School Showdown: You Don't Understand the Group Leader's Vision 小学生争霸：组长的格局你不懂 Elementary School Showdown: You Don’t Understand the Class Rep’s Vision —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 Low-Key Village Kid, You Look Ridiculous Acting So Arrogant 低调村少，你们装x的样子真可笑 Low-Key Village Boy: The Way You Show Off Is Hilarious —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 K250 Train: The Ultimate Guide to Breaking Out of an Infinite Prison K250次列车无限越狱指南 The K250 Train's Guide to Infinite Escapes —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 The Water Margin Staffing Plan: Hilarious Records from the Liangshan Simulation Training Base 水浒编制：梁山模拟演练基地爆笑实录 The Water Margin Roster: Hilarious True Stories from the Liangshan Simulation Training Base —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 While Everyone Else Awakens Powers, I Collect Chinese Characters 别人觉醒能力，我在收集汉字 Everyone Else Awakens Powers. I Collect Chinese Characters 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Xiao Qing, Marry Me! Fahai Cried After I Beat Him Up 小青，嫁给我吧，法海被我揍哭了 “Master, they say that a teacher for a day is a father for life. Is that right?” “Indeed!” “Then that makes you my father, doesn’t it?” “Of course.” “Then may I marry Xiao Qing and give you a grandson?” “Absolutely not!” “Of the three forms of unfilial conduct, having no heirs is the worst. Are you forcing me to be an unfilial son?” “This old monk is a monk! Why would I want a grandson? Besides, if you marry a snake, will your child be a person or an egg?” Fahai roared… 6.1kReads8.2Score85514d adds
- 21 From the Start, I Auctioned Off the Throne, and Buyers Keep Coming Back for After-Sales Service 开局拍卖皇位，买家天天找售后 [Lighthearted stress relief, perfect mealtime entertainment] He was Zhang Qiang, a special forces soldier who woke up in the Great Sheng Dynasty in someone else's body, only to become “the poorest crown prince in history!” How poor was he? He had to budget carefully even when using the latrine, tearing off toilet paper one inch at a time. Meanwhile, his six younger brothers, all princes, were rolling in wealth! Zhang Qiang grinned! Poor? He wasn't worried! He had a portable hidden armory, stocke 239Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 The Disabled Prince's Substitute Bride: I Hurl a Bronze Cauldron With One Hand 替嫁残王，我单手抡飞青铜鼎 [One-on-one sweet romance + comedy + super-strong girl vs. possessive prince + no transmigration + no rebirth] Bai Ruanruan is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Though she possesses monstrous strength, she has been forced to play the role of a delicate little flower for sixteen years. One day, she is sent as a substitute bride to Shen Yuan, the disgraced prince rumored to be crippled and viciously bloodthirsty. From then on, the whole atmosphere of Prince Yuan's reside 128Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 One Slip of the Hand, and Three Thousand Demon Gods Became 18-Year-Old Girls 手滑定规则三千魔神化18岁少女 I, Zhi Luo, the invincible Chaos Supreme, have the most absurd passive ability in the entire universe: it protects me from teammates in games, but not from trash! Three thousand demon gods can slash me together, and they won’t even break my skin. But a ragged leaf, a little pebble, or someone else’s trash can hit me right in the butt with perfect accuracy. I was born with clumsy hands and a slip of the tongue. Every rule I set turns into a humiliating disaster! I meant to punish two demon gods b —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 I'm Just a Traffic Cop, How Did Cultivating to Immortality Make Me Invincible? 我就一交警，修个仙怎么无敌了？ [Hilarious and Unbeatable | A Traffic Cop Crashes Into the Cultivation World] Don’t be fooled by “unbeatable” in the title! This isn’t a conventional cultivation power fantasy about grinding through monsters and crushing immortal venerables. Zhou Shougui, a traffic cop who died on duty, accidentally transmigrates across the myriad worlds. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up with the complete King of Fighters skill set, but is born without a spiritual root and rejected by the Qingyun Sect. By 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 Square-Dancing Auntie: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Make Way 广场舞大妈：异界捡破烂，诸神靠边站 Square Dance Aunties: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Give Way 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 全世界都有金手指，只有我没有 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Reborn with a Goofy System, I Punish Every Bully at School 重生后我用沙雕系统制裁全校恶人 Reborn, I Use a Ridiculous System to Punish the Villains at School 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 My Life Turned Around When an Older Woman Wanted to Marry Me 人生开挂从大龄女要嫁我开始 Life Gets a Cheat Mode When an Older Woman Wants to Marry Me 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 The Legend of Brother B B哥传 [Witty] [Hilarious] [Scheming] [You’ll laugh yourself to death in bed] There are thirty million jokes in the martial world, and half of them are in The Legend of B. Other people add flavoring to soup to make it funny; the author adds soup to the flavoring. The Legend of B is a comedic web novel, similar to Love Apartment. Every chapter is a comic scene that’s sure to keep you laughing! Imagine the following scenes. Packing up the foot bath water! Auditioning to be a lover! Using a lottery system 98Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 I Went Undercover for My Treacherous Brother, So How Did I Become a Virtuous Empress for the Ages? 我给奸臣哥当内应，怎么混成千古贤后了？ I went undercover for my treacherous minister brother. How did I end up becoming a virtuous empress for the ages? 16.3kReads—Score37514d adds
- 32 I'm the Black Sheep of Chinese Entertainment. What a Coincidence, So Are You 内娱害群之马，巧了，俺也一样 [Ensemble cast × livestream variety show × goofy daily life × sharp tongues × farming storyline] Who would've thought a female bodyguard could get dragged into a lawsuit because of her lousy employer? Those damn capitalists promised a variety show. Besides letting me live out my farming fantasies now that my DNA's awakened, I was supposed to get to beat up my enemies. But when I got there, my whole world came crashing down! There's never enough to eat, and you can't get a decent night's sleep! J 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 If I’m Going Crazy, I’m Going All the Way: The Cold Palace Princess Goes Wild on a Dating Show 疯都疯，冷宫王妃穿到恋综杀疯了 [1v1, super sweet + transmigration + goofy memes + dating reality show + System + hilarious + chasing-wife-to-the-crematorium + face-slapping] [Tough-talking but soft-hearted + old-fashioned domineering CEO + transmigrated emperor]× [expert at calling him out + fiercely protective straight shooter + delivery queen] On my first day as a delivery driver, I burst onto the set of a wildly popular dating show and fell to my knees in front of my ex-husband. That's right, the Great Jing emperor who on 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Strange Tales of Haijin: The Art of Showing Off 海津异闻录：装逼犯的自我修养 This book is also known as: The System Makes Me Show Off, So I Keep Crashing and Burning Cui Dali is bound to the Eternal Clown System. The System forces him to show off, but he insists on spectacularly messing up! 💥 He can turn a stir-fry of beef tripe into an insole, and make a villain so furious while trying to woo a girl that they spit blood. 🐶 There’s an old saying in Haijin City: “Blow up a pear,” meaning to brag. Cui Dali says, “I know this one!” —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 36 The Little Cultivation Troublemaker 修仙小捣蛋 [Hilarious Cultivation + No System + Mortal Cultivation + No Playing Fair + Travel Between Worlds] The story of how Shidan accidentally saved the True Person Tianshui, learned the Fart-Flying technique (the Qi Transformation Art) and the Arhat Golden Body technique, and gained an inheritance that lets him travel between planes through the purple gourd he wore as a child. He adventures and trains across different planes, gaining endless riches, immortal herbs, treasures, and cultivation technique 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens 规则被我定，三千化神女 P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing! Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrass —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵，嘉豪与狗禁止入内 [Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to 92Reads—Score514d adds
- 39 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Your Highness, Don't Blush. This Princess Consort Treats All Kinds of Paralysis 王爷别脸红，本王妃专治各种瘫痪 My Lord, Don't Blush. This Princess Consort Treats Every Kind of Paralysis 304Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 The Lovesick Prince Is Forced into Love by His Unhinged Dream Girl 病娇王爷被他的发癫天菜强制爱了 The humble author is begging for five-star reviews to boost my rating. Love you all! (Chaste male lead + lovesick male lead + female lead who never takes a loss + super funny + hilarious + strong female lead + satisfying read + lighthearted + yandere + forced love + adversarial romance + sweet indulgence + play the pig to eat the tiger + absurd comedy + villain + revenge on scumbags + love triangle showdown...) Ding Yaoyao transmigrates into the ancient romance novel she read last night after a 10.3kReads—Score99714d adds
- 43 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Wise Women Don't Fall in Love, Senior Sister Steals the Show 智者不入爱河，师姐独领风骚 [Goofy comedy + meme references + random bouts of madness + being yourself, kicking morality to the curb] Ling Miao died after winning five million, only to open her eyes and find herself working for a System. To fulfill her dream of going home and spending money like there’s no tomorrow, she “diligently” torments the male lead, Song Jinshu, and even gets herself a boyfriend who acts like two different people in public and in private. Her boyfriend is aloof and noble in front of others, but a cl 67Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 People, Wealth, and Talent? I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Forge an Immortal Bone! 人财人柴人材？不择手段铸仙骨！ “Foot massage is also a path, and technique is also a method. I hope to meet someone who makes me...” “Taking it in is still taking it in. You understand now, right, Senior Sister?” “Going all in is a kind of wisdom! Anything can take off when the wind is right, even a pig. All the more so for you, Junior Brother!” “It was all Senior Brother Hua’s doing. What does that have to do with me, Ye Sheng?” “...” Everyone knows I’m slippery and opportunistic, and that I always pass the buck when trouble 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 Turn the Male Lead into the Female Lead from the Start, and Steal His System! 开局把男主变女主，夺他系统！ This book breaks the mold: fake harem, laugh-out-loud comedy, a “smart” System, invincible wish fulfillment, cosmic horror, and a brainless protagonist who charges through the world. After transmigrating into a modern world of high martial arts, Chen Mo bonded with the [True Love System], which promised him everything belonging to his women! But fate had other plans. Every peerlessly beautiful woman, heiress, and icy assassin flocked to Ye Chen, the chosen one! Three years after being reborn, Y 393Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 47 My Editor Wants Me to Write a Miserable Story? I’ll Get Him on the Must-Eat List! 编辑逼我写憋屈文？反手送他上必吃榜！ My Editor Wants Me to Write Miserable Stories? I Turn Around and Get Him on the Must-Eat List! 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 991Reads—Score17614d adds
- 49 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.3kReads8.3Score18914d adds
- 50 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—14d adds
