The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead

Name: The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead
Author: A Thought Brings the River

出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩

by A Thought Brings the River (一念江来)

Status: Completed
Length: 746k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious.

[Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book]

After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog.

“Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.”

He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head.

“Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal.”

The weasel stares straight at him. “Do I look like a human, or a god?”

“You look pretty much like a dog to me.”

The weasel looks bitter. “Bro, don’t mess around. I’m asking you to grant me a title. Just say I look like a god.”

“You don’t look like one, though.”

“Forget what I look like. Just say I do.”

“If you look like a god, then I’ll say you look like the Queen Mother of the West. How’s that? That’s a high-ranking position. Even the Jade Emperor has to listen to her.”

The weasel is stunned. “I... I do?”

With a crack, a bolt of lightning strikes the weasel, scorching its fluffy tail until it’s as bald as a fire poker.

“Zhang Shitou, you’ve gotten me killed! Just you wait. I’ll haunt you to death!”

Watching the lightning, Zhang Shitou is stunned too. “Aren’t we supposed to be atheists and believe in science?”

From then on, he steps into a world that completely overturns everything he thought he knew...

Stats

336Chapters

15.6kReads · 30 days

403.1kReads · all time

1.4kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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