So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food

Name: So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food
Author: Grass Growing on the Bar

太茶了！京圈太子爷非要装要饭的

by Grass Growing on the Bar (杠上长草)

Status: Completed
Length: 434k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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CEO of a Wealthy Family | Overprotective Boss Lady vs. Green Tea Prince of Beijing | Older Woman-Younger Man Push and Pull | Girl Squad | Light and Sweet Romance On her thirtieth birthday, Hua Jingyao awakens the Insight Eye System. Her awful ex’s stats flash above his head: Net worth: -3.5 million. Syphilis carrier. Recommended action: destroy! She splashes red wine in his face, then turns around and picks up a handsome young man crouched by the roadside eating a boxed meal. The System scans him again: Net worth: ??? (Calculation failed... Suspected: extreme poverty / undocumented.) Hua Jingyao is thrilled. Poor is good! Poor means obedient! A monthly salary of 20,000, meals and lodging included, and he can start as soon as they get their marriage certificate! By day, he’s a delicate little puppy who can do nothing but cook, is afraid of the dark, and needs cuddles. “Big Sis, I don’t have any money. This is all I can give you.” (It’s actually a priceless family heirloom ring.) “Big Sis, this red wine is too tart. Let me mix in some Sprite.” (He’s ruining a bottle of Romanée-Conti worth hundreds of thousands.) “Big Sis, I’m actually a little afraid of rich people.” (He’s pointing at the trust-fund kid he drove into bankruptcy.) But in secret, he’s a tyrant who strikes terror into the hearts of Beijing’s elite. “My wife frowned just now. It’s getting cold out. Make the Li family go bankrupt.” Hua Jingyao thinks she’s a savior who brought a stray dog home. Until one day she discovers that her year-end bonus wouldn’t even buy one wheel of her husband’s modified car. Hua Jingyao: I just want to ask the System, did you take money from him? System: [...Host, is it possible he’s so rich that he overloaded the data?] Hua Jingyao: (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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It's very beautiful, and the characters are very three-dimensional and very individual. , Looking forward to the day when the male protagonist falls off his horse [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] The female protagonist's baby is also very cute. I like the bestie group. Will the bestie group also have CP in the future? The heroine's assistants are also fighting over each other. Looking forward to the following plot [please ask for more updates][please ask for more updates]
7 likes7mo ago
At the beginning of the story, I always felt that Ji Cangming's identification of Hua Jingyao was a bit confusing, and in the middle, I was very frustrated by their equal career and evenly matched style of dealing with things. In the end, it turned out that it was not the so-called love at first sight, but the joy of meeting old friends, and the joy of meeting old friends at a glance.
6 likes3mo ago
It must be five stars. It's really beautiful and inspiring. A girl is very smart about her career, but she loses control when she meets the male protagonist. It means she has fallen in love with her a long time ago [shy][smirking], Ji Cangming and Hua Jingyao are a perfect match, Ji Cangming and Hua Jingyao are a perfect match. Cangming only likes Hua Jingyao, and Hua Jingyao only loves Ji Cangming [cry] [cry], it's so beautiful. I saw Huahua and Ji reunited and cried. Ji, how can you bear Hua crying? Ji is very good, and so is Hua, a perfect match! ! ! After spending a lifetime together, Ji was still too bitter, so I met my sweetheart Huahua [crying] [crying]
6 likes4mo ago
It looks great, highly recommended [laughs]
3 likes4mo ago
I'm here to write a book review. It's very beautiful. Both the male and female protagonists are very capable.
3 likes6mo ago
It's funny~ The author's writing style is quite strong. Everyone in the novel has a vivid life, there is no disgusting female counterpart, and the breasts are clear. [Laugh][Salute][Salute][Stare]
3 likes6mo ago
[Learned] [Learned] [Learned] Don't say much, it has great stamina. Take your time and watch, every character is worth studying.
2 likes5mo ago
This book is so beautiful! This is so beautiful! It shouldn't be rated by so few people. It looks good. I recommend this. I've been busy lately and haven't had time to read it. I really recommend it!
2 likes6mo ago
It's beautiful. I like the heroine so much. The male protagonist is very cute. I highly recommend it.
1 like2mo ago
It's super pretty, just watch it
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