A Deadly Trap Turned to Joy: The Ninth Suicide System

Name: A Deadly Trap Turned to Joy: The Ninth Suicide System
Author: Old Rogue Cao Cao

死局成欢：第九次殉情系统

by Old Rogue Cao Cao (曹操老贼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 154k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Historical romance, 1v2, comedy, sexually inexperienced male lead] He Su fails her mission on her very first trip down the mountain and is killed by her enemy. She lures him close, too, then plunges a knife into his heart. The two of them are trapped in a reincarnation System. In every life, they must wake up, marry, and consummate their marriage before they can break the marriage tribulation. [First Tribulation: Young Master of a Noble House × Donkey-Feeding Maid] He refuses to marry her until the day he dies. He Su doesn't insist, either. At worst, they can both be stuck outside the world of the living and die for good. [Second Tribulation: Alliance Leader's Wife × Her Stepson, the Young Master of a Manor] He becomes her stepson and is on guard against her, his stepmother, every day. He's driving He Su to despair. [Third Tribulation: Fallen Crown Prince of an Enemy Kingdom × Beekeeper] She rescues him from a pile of corpses, but he repays her kindness by stabbing her. [Fourth Tribulation: Dye Workshop Owner × Young Maid at the Dye Workshop] He becomes her older brother and frets over her marriage every day, determined to marry her off! [Fifth Tribulation: Stone-Faced Constable × Tofu Beauty] [Sixth Tribulation: County Magistrate × Advisor] She becomes a man, and in his heart, there is no way he could ever have a relationship with another man. [Seventh Tribulation: High Priest × Ferrygirl] She is the sacrifice offered to the River God, and he is the shaman presiding over the ceremony. He switches the sacrifice and sinks into the river himself. [Eighth Tribulation: Empress × Regent] She severs the tendons in his hands and feet and imprisons him in her harem.

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