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  1. 1 The Strongest in History Vs. The Strongest Today: Xiang Yu Takes on Xiaochuan 史上最强vs现代最强项羽打笑川 Urban731k WordsOngoing Western Chu's Hegemon King, Xiang Yu, discovers that he has been summoned to a modern-day arena a thousand years in the future. His opponent is said to be the embodiment of this era’s most powerful surreal humor, and the undisputed king of online antics. Xiang Yu glares coldly. “You rats think you’re worthy of a fight with me?” The next second, a microphone appears in the arena. Sun Xiaochuan adjusts his glasses and grins wickedly. “What the hell are you talking about? Against surreal humor, you 5Reads—Score—14d adds
  2. 2 Defying the Final Outcome 终局焉逆 Urban150k WordsCompleted This book features a vast, complete, and meticulously detailed world. Its seemingly clichéd setup takes surprising turns, and every character is sharp and strategic. Expect complicated relationships, power struggles, battles, and plenty of heartbreak. The pace starts out rather slow, but treasure that slow burn… “Now that supernatural powers have appeared, a great calamity is coming. Zhuang Ze, hero of Baicheng, will bring chaos to an end, only to fall prey to a femme fatale…” “Winter's chill gi —Reads—Score—14d adds
  3. 3 I'm Losing It, I Studied for the Civil Service Exam and Transmigrated into a Book 颠了颠了,考公考到穿书了 7k WordsCompleted I’m done for! I was taking the civil service exam and transmigrated into a book —Reads—Score—14d adds
  4. 4 The Pajama Dreaming Technique 睡衣入梦大法 Mystery9k WordsCompleted The Pajama Dream Technique 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  5. 5 Legends of Dongbai 东百英雄传 Eastern Fantasy386k WordsCompleted In the Northern Frontier’s Frozen Abyss, a blizzard unseen for three hundred years swallowed the world. Iron-armored cavalry crushed dried bones beneath their hooves, government granaries locked away the last chance of survival, and the wails of starving people forced to eat their own children pierced the storm. Yet all this was only part of a greater conspiracy: a star core fell from the sky and tore open the earth’s veins, a corpse plague spread, gray-robed emissaries made medicine from human 39Reads—Score—14d adds
  6. 6 A Steamy Textbook Romance 纯情课本火辣辣 Modern Romance39k WordsCompleted Sorry, this book is unavailable due to personal reasons. Feel free to check out the other books on my homepage. Thanks for your understanding and cooperation, and happy reading! 😁😁 46Reads—Score—14d adds
  7. 7 The Dynasty’s Aches: The Dilemmas of China’s Dynasties 王朝之痒:历代王朝的两难境地 Historical162k WordsCompleted A work by the renowned history blogger Huai Tudou! Every dynasty has its own festering sore. Once it is scratched open, blood will flow like a river. Understand the inner workings of dynasties and uncover the underlying logic of history through one book! Open these pages and finally make sense of the historical questions that have puzzled you for years! This book spans the period from the pre-Qin era to the Qing dynasty. The difficult but unavoidable choices made by each dynasty were the source 60Reads9.2Score—14d adds
  8. 8 I Cherish Her Like My Life, Waiting Quietly for a Gentle Breeze 待她如命,静候清风 Urban838k WordsCompleted Everyone bullied her because she was mute. Her aunt framed her, her uncle humiliated her, the village bachelors lusted after her, her grandmother tried to poison her time and again, and the villagers picked on her. Even the man who made her heart flutter had a child with another woman. Then a girl who had suffered just as much barged into her life. The girl was schemed against by her uncle and aunt, who took the compensation money for her parents' deaths and even planned to bury her alive. When 14Reads—Score—14d adds
  9. 9 Three Kingdoms: Insect Wilds 三国:虫野 Historical66k WordsOngoing Fan Tong transmigrates back to the chaotic Eastern Han Dynasty. He tames beasts and recruits Lu Bu, Bao Long, Bao Long’s daughter, and Chen Ying, then puts them to work conquering cities and territory. This is a pure comedy full of ridiculous gags, and I hope it makes readers laugh. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  10. 10 I'm Jiahao. You Want Me to Be the Face-Slapping Target for a Reborn Female Lead? 我,嘉豪,你让我当女频重生女主的打脸对象? 8k WordsCompleted I’m Jiahao. You want me to be the face-slapping target of a female-oriented reborn heroine? 4Reads—Score—14d adds
  11. 11 The Chocolate-Eating Contest 吃巧克力大赛 20k WordsCompleted Chocolate-eating contest —Reads—Score—14d adds
  12. 12 Ultraman and SpongeBob SquarePants 奥特曼与海绵宝宝 20k WordsCompleted Ultraman and SpongeBob SquarePants 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  13. 13 Gay Continent 搞基大陆 Eastern Fantasy236k WordsCompleted Xia Ren, an Earthling, transmigrates to Gayworld and inherits a complete mess. Fortunately, he isn’t the only one who transmigrated. Before doing so, he also managed to buy a Ten Thousand Souls Banner. 16Reads—Score—14d adds
  14. 14 Humanity Still Has No Idea 人类至今仍未可知 Urban136k WordsOngoing Genre: grotesque, surreal, novel premise, no-brainer, written on a whim, debut work (Note: This novel is completely over the top. If you can't understand it, that's definitely the author's fault. It's recommended reading when you're feeling lost.) Where Jiahao stands, storms rage; all await the return of the divine. Jiahao dwells in the world amid countless tears; seeing the divine, he still walks north against the current. In the uphill battle, everyone retreats; in the end, even mortals shed t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  15. 15 Time Sand: Making Misery in the Cracks of Time 时间沙:我在时间缝隙里整活 Urban3.2M WordsOngoing [The author is determined to write this book for a billion words. Come witness history!] Our lunatics deserve to read a novel this unhinged. Dad!!!! You’re my dad!!!!!! Come in and take a look!!!!! Read more, and help more people become Red Equator Stones. [Your cyber Da Vinci, but with huge, satisfying portions] [AI can’t replace humans because it can’t be as abstract as I am] [Information quiz: Which parts were written by AI, and which by a real person?] [Transmigration] Going crazy] Comedy] P 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  16. 16 Crying Cat Head's Second Book 哭泣猫猫头的第2本书 Urban264k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 24Reads—Score—14d adds
  17. 17 Me and Her: Happy, So Happy 我和她:快乐,太快乐了 Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted She is a pitiful girl who loves him with all her heart. He is a ruthless, domineering CEO. He misunderstands her, and she is hurt. She comes to her senses, and he is left consumed by regret. Beneath their love and hatred, a scheme hidden for many years quietly comes to light... Can they find a way out? 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  18. 18 What the Heck! I Transmigrated into a Dog, and the Heroine Is About to Kill Me! 离谱!穿越成狗,女主要噶了! Eastern Fantasy410k WordsCompleted This is a story about a devoted dog. A message: For C·X·N I wrote this story just to cheer you up. This is a flower I'm giving you. I wrote these words with my own hand, hoping only to make you smile. No matter how your day has gone, I hope you feel warm inside by the time you finish reading. Your happiness matters to me more than anything. I hope you're smiling right now. —Reads—Score—14d adds
  19. 19 The Great Bandage Era: I Awakened a Poker Face 大绷时代:我觉醒了面瘫 Urban197k WordsCompleted After watching comedy videos, Wei He, a workhorse young man, laughed so hard at a husky that he died on the spot. He transmigrated to the Dragon Kingdom and awakened the Deadpan God System. He had to rack up 100 million deadpan points in daily life and dungeons to return to his original world and come back to life. A guy who laughed himself to death at a husky, and you expect him to keep a straight face? You’ve got to be kidding! Wei He said nothing. He placed a finger to his lips. “Shh!” In the 2.1kReads—Score19814d adds
  20. 20 Reborn: Dating Northeast Yu Jie 重生之我和东北雨姐谈恋爱。 14k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Fell in Love with Northeast Rain Sister. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  21. 21 What! I Transmigrated into the CEO’s Doctor 什么!我穿越成了霸总的医生 19k WordsCompleted What! I've transmigrated into the domineering CEO's doctor! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  22. 22 Infinite Curses: Forced to Play a Thousand Roles 无限诅咒:我不得不扮演万种身份 Mystery96k WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless + Strong Female Lead + Wild Imagination + No Romance + Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story] In 2086, games descend upon the entire world, drawing people from every profession, as well as students, into this world-shaking “Blissful Carnival.” She is an actress who spent six months playing bit parts before quitting, an intern lawyer who passed the bar but has barely handled any cases, and, in private, an amateur philosopher who loves letting her imagination run wild. She accidental 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  23. 23 A Women's Novel? I'm Zhang Xianzhong, the Madman 女频?吾乃疯批张献忠 Historical141k WordsCompleted Female-Oriented Romance? I Am Zhang Xianzhong, the King of Great Xi! [Decisive and Ruthless] [A Laugh Riot] [The Emperor’s Robe Is Thrust Upon Him] [Everyone Except the Protagonist Thinks Like a Romance-Novel Heroine] [Wildly Satisfying Revenge] [Stress-Relieving and Cathartic] A newly hired trainee System for the Heavenly Way, still a clueless newbie in the workplace. To boost its numbers and secure a full-time position, it grabs the soul of Zhang Xianzhong, a murderous warlord from a chaotic a 11Reads—Score—14d adds
  24. 24 The First Thing My Donkey Said Was, “Your Wife Actually Had Her Eye on Me When She Went on That Blind Date!” 我家驴开口第一句话:你老婆当年相亲看上的其实是我! 6k WordsCompleted The first thing my donkey said was, “The woman who’s now your wife actually had her eye on me when we were being matched up!” —Reads—Score—14d adds
  25. 25 Just How Bad Can the Worst Book Be? Its Absurdity Knows No Bounds 最烂书能有多烂,小脑抽象无下限 Urban119k WordsCompleted Life is dull, but absurdity can tame humanity. This book records the entire early process of absurdity taming humanity!!! What I mean is!!! If the left brain attacks the right brain, the hypothalamus will definitely step in to keep things under control! I want to write the most absurd story ever!!! Help every reckless dream come true!!! I promise! This book will indiscriminately contaminate everyone’s cerebellum!!! Its sins will reach the cerebral cortex!!! I hear AI is going to replace humanity 159Reads—Score—14d adds
  26. 26 When Rain Sister Finds Out Wangzai Da Qiao Did It for the Milk Dragon... 当雨姐发现旺仔大乔为了奶龙竟然 Mystery8k WordsCompleted When Sister Yu discovered that Wangzai Da Qiao was doing it all for the sake of the Milk Dragon, she… 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  27. 27 The Ghost Chasing Me in My Dreams Is Actually Begging Me for Help! 梦中追我的鬼,其实在求我! 7k WordsCompleted The ghost who chases me in my dreams is actually asking for my help! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
  28. 28 Reborn with My Childhood Sweetheart and Her System to Assassinate the King of Qin 重生带青梅统子刺秦王 29k WordsCompleted Reborn with a childhood sweetheart and a System to assassinate the King of Qin 1Reads—Score—14d adds
  29. 29 The Pig in the Next Village Can Visit Me in Dreams. It Says I Owed It Three Jin of Sweet Potatoes in My Past Life... 隔壁村那个会托梦的猪,它说我上辈子欠它三斤地瓜…… 7k WordsCompleted That Pig in the Neighboring Village Can Send Dreams. It Says I Owed It Three Jin of Sweet Potatoes in My Past Life... —Reads—Score—14d adds
  30. 30 Starting Out as a Maggot, I Get Beaten Up by Demon Lords for All Eternity 以蛆开局,万世魔尊排着队揍我 Urban21k WordsOngoing I'm a good-for-nothing from Planet X, and my dream is to lie flat. Every day, I do nothing, mooch off others, and wait to live to a ripe old age. Unfortunately, things don't go as planned... My home planet exploded, and I was flung out into space. My good days were over. I became a wisp of spirit and landed on some backwater planet. I gained a superpower: whoever kills me, I become. So my goal is to find the strongest person, let them kill me, and then go back to mooching and waiting to die. Jus 3Reads—Score—14d adds
  31. 31 The Fortune-Telling Sheep Says I’ll Live to Ninety-Nine, on One Condition… 那只会算卦的羊,它说我能活到九十九,条件是…… 8k WordsCompleted That fortune-telling sheep said I could live to be ninety-nine, on one condition… —Reads—Score—14d adds
  32. 32 Nana's Little Transformation 娜娜变小记 Modern Romance229k WordsCompleted My name is Nana. I'm in eighth grade, and I'm about as ordinary as a girl can be. That is, until one Wednesday, when I ate a glowing apple. The next morning, I woke up the size of a thumb. My bed had become a white desert, my phone a black skyscraper, and the look my fat cat Tangerine gave me changed from “stupid human” to “running fish snack.” The hottest guy in school, Lu Shiyan, suddenly started paying special attention to me. He said he'd been looking for someone who could “shrink” like 163Reads—Score—14d adds
  33. 33 I Work at Xibei Loans 我在西呗贷款上班 8k WordsCompleted I Work at Xibei Loans —Reads—Score—14d adds
  34. 34 Luo Dachui and Xibei: An Assistant's Notes on the Battle for Public Opinion 罗大锤与西呗,一个助理的舆论战观察笔记 13k WordsCompleted Luo Dachui and Xibei: An Assistant's Observations on the Battle for Public Opinion —Reads—Score—14d adds
  35. 35 Cross-Dressing Is Going Great, So Why Did the System Trick Me into Being Reborn Today? 女装正嗨,系统骗我重生回今天? Urban174k WordsCompleted [Cross-Dressing Streamer + Livestreaming + Power Fantasy + Extreme Contrast + Hilarious Absurdity] Lin Xiaolu planned to become a respectable cross-dressing streamer in 2026. Who knew he’d bind himself to a “Daddy-Style” development System, with the starting reward being a pair of top-tier fake breasts and hydraulic long legs? To remake his body, he’s forced to put on the most luxurious black stockings and transform into a pure, mature beauty, ripping apart a tank in his livestream and swinging 144Reads—Score—14d adds
  36. 36 An Affair or a Special Contract? 出轨还是特殊契约? Urban493k WordsOngoing When your wife, who wears black stockings every day, starts “working overtime” all the time, and the boss gives her black stockings from the start while she carries suspicious items, what would you think? Would you go with the most straightforward answer: she’s cheating? Or could the reason be more complicated? All the evidence points to a stranger possibility: some kind of secret pact that can’t be spoken of? A husband, the boss’s son, and a retired reconnaissance soldier form an absurd inve 15Reads—Score—14d adds
  37. 37 The Fastest Novel Ever Written: Who Can Top Me? 史上最快小说,谁有我牛逼 Eastern Fantasy170k WordsCompleted A new work is here! You can read my stories on Fanqie Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.9kReads—Score10214d adds
  38. 38 He’s So Ruthless, He’ll Even Hit Himself 狠起来自己都打 Eastern Fantasy562k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book + System + feel-good power fantasy + comedy + wild imagination] The first rule of survival in the cultivation world: Be ruthless enough to live, and shameless enough to win! Liang Chen wakes up to find he has transmigrated into a cultivation world where the strong prey on the weak, and he’s bound to a “Ruthless One System.” The System plays dirty. Missions are assigned at random, and rewards come only if he risks his life. System: Swap cultivation methods, swap spiritua 26Reads6.5Score—14d adds
  39. 39 Possessing a Haunted Apartment, I Livestream Scaring the Entire Internet 附身凶楼,我直播恐吓全网 Mystery175k WordsOngoing [Livestreaming to Stay Alive] [Building Incarnation] [Turning the Tables with Pranks] [Influencer Feuds] [Urban Supernatural] When other people transmigrate, they become emperors or tycoons. Wu Shen, though, transmigrates into an abandoned building. The good news is that he can control all the facilities inside the building. The bad news is that all he can control are the facilities inside the building. To keep living, he unlocks a livestreamed exploration feature. He gathers energy from his vie 396Reads5.5Score10314d adds
  40. 40 System! How’s the Sagehood I Created Myself? 系统!我自创的圣人果位咋样? Urban366k WordsCompleted After being struck dead by lightning, Xiao Run laid low in the Primordial World for 120,000 years, becoming history’s first “Saint Without Merit or Virtue.” He thought he could return to Blue Star, lie flat, and enjoy retirement. Instead, he discovered it was a parallel world where Western gods had descended. The East has no gods? Then I’ll make some. He casually created a game, and the people of Blue Star began cultivating immortality. He tossed out a few divine artifacts, and the gods fough 2.3kReads—Score17114d adds
  41. 41 Conceptual Forbidden Zone: The Sniper's Wanted Order from the System 概念禁域:狙杀系统通缉令 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted On the first day after being reborn, Qin Yi landed in big trouble! Other people who are reborn get bound to god-tier Systems. He somehow got stuck with a cosmic-level oddity: [Heavenly Dao Blank Slate]! It didn't even come with an instruction manual. Was this panel just completely useless? Qin Yi nearly flipped the table! Until... he discovered that with a casual tap, he could rewrite the System's rules?! The campus belle uses a charm System to win over the whole city? He turns around and downgr 5Reads—Score—14d adds
  42. 42 From the Start, I'm a Coffin: Raising a Zombie Daughter 开局变成一口棺,养个僵尸当闺女 Eastern Fantasy698k WordsOngoing Ling Yue died on his master's jade bed. After two hundred years of grueling cultivation in the Hehuan Sect, on the very day he was to form his core, his seemingly gentle and kind master drained his pure Yang Dao body, using him as a cultivation vessel until he died. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a broken coffin buried in a mass grave. Worse still, inside the coffin lay a little girl who had just been murdered. Then he awakened the Corpse-Raising Coffin System, which told him to ra 154Reads—Score—14d adds
  43. 43 A Living Hell from the Start: If There's No Game Over, Does That Mean I've Won? 地狱开局,没关就是开? Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing In the Age of Declining Dharma, the Six Realms have fallen and the Heavenly Dao has crumbled. As the online flame warrior Situ An browses the internet in a fit of enthusiasm, he is transported into the cultivation world. From the start, his entire sect is wiped out. Just as the last black-clad survivor, on the verge of being killed, sends him away, Situ An unexpectedly unlocks the Substitute System. His first draw gives him the Elbow Strike King. But getting past the black-clad figure in the fi 275Reads7.1Score12014d adds
  44. 44 A Collection of Humorous Parables 搞笑寓意选集 Urban2.1M WordsCompleted The Workplace Absurdist Comedy Collection is an unprecedented modern fable project. Through 500 independent stories, it plans to build a panoramic literary palace of humor and wit. The book breaks through traditional genre boundaries, weaving philosophical insight into laughter and revealing the truth through absurdity. The collection introduces a unique “double-helix story” structure. Each installment first unfolds as a highly dramatic absurd tale, from an office printer that gains sentience to 12Reads—Score214d adds
  45. 45 Just for Laughs: A 28-Year-Old Has a Young Party Girl Lose It 纯乐子文:28老登让精神小妹崩 Urban392k WordsCompleted [World of edgy girls + multiple female leads + fun + shameless protagonist] After awakening the Love-Hate System, Lu Yan discovers that making women love and hate him earns him love-hate points, which he can use to draw prizes. He suddenly realizes that the edgy girls he used to look down on can actually provide a massive amount of love-hate points! So Lu Yan sneers at them even as he infiltrates their ranks. Absurd, goofy, unhinged, and melodramatic. If it doesn't make you laugh, I'll eat my ha 224Reads5.4Score—14d adds
  46. 46 Shaoyu Takes Wangzai Xiaoqiao to Auntie Yu's in the Northeast for a Free Meal 少羽带旺仔小乔去东北雨姐家蹭饭 7k WordsCompleted Shaoyu Takes Wangzai Xiao Qiao to Northeast Yujie’s House for a Free Meal 809Reads—Score1414d adds
  47. 47 I Married a Black International Student 我嫁给了黑人留学生 8k WordsCompleted I Married a Black International Student 3kReads—Score614d adds
  48. 48 A Women's Restroom Start? A System That Sets Me Up? I've Been Framed 女厕开局?系统坑人?我被做局了 Urban137k WordsCompleted (This is not AI-written! AI writing isn’t as bizarre or as borderline as mine.) A friendly reminder: If you don’t like bizarre stories, start from Chapter Two. (Chapter One is pure weirdness. After that, it’s a lighthearted, comedic urban high-martial-arts story suitable for both men and women.) So you’re saying the campus belle, who’s already an adult, awakened her powers just to make the protagonist? So you’re saying the playboy dumped the responsibility on someone else by sending the protagon 22Reads—Score—14d adds
  49. 49 First Encounter 初覆 Mystery456k WordsOngoing Long ago, when the light of the Golden Crow shone into every corner of the heavens, the Dreamweaver and the River of Resentment were appointed as its vanguard, sent to seek out places its light had yet to reach. Back then, they were all known as the Fengyi. You’re telling me I got killed on my very first day after waking up? And by a book, of all things? I was just going down one flight of stairs, and I got decapitated. Does it count if my head made it to the first floor? With the most useless k 6Reads—Score—14d adds
  50. 50 I'm a Prune. You, Constipated Boy, Got a Problem? 我是西梅,就你小子便秘是吧 Modern Romance359k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine x sharp-tongued hero x chaotic dating show x meme humor] On her first day after transmigrating into a book, Xi Mei slapped the original male lead twice. Xi Mei: Did that sound loud? If it did, then I hit you right in the face! The male lead flew into a rage: We’re breaking off the engagement! Xi Mei: It’s a deal! Two happy occasions at once! She spotted some suspicious yellow substance on the ground. Xi Mei shouted: Who left this here? A mysterious man: You’ve got two eggs hanging 937Reads8.7Score15814d adds

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