
I'm a Prune. You, Constipated Boy, Got a Problem?
我是西梅,就你小子便秘是吧
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- Completed
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- 359k Words
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- Modern Romance
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- Entertainment Stardom
- Updated
- 11mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Hilarious Showbiz Stories That'll Have You Laughing and Pounding the Bed at Midnight
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It's so beautiful. Men see menstruation, and women get crazy when they see it. This is the nemesis of depression and an alarm clock for vegetative people. It's so good that the five-guarantee households in the village miss and love the widow. It's so good that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood the Qiantang River. It's so beautiful. Beautiful, God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life, makes my world meaningful, I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which makes me realize that God does exist, I am so beautiful that I can't stop crying. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
The heroine's name is Ximei, and the hero's name is Constipation. Why aren't they a perfect match? [Face covering] The teacher forgets his feelings when he writes about shit and peeing, and gets angry [makes a face]
This article is hilarious and fits my taste perfectly. The more I watch, the more I feel that Ye Wenqing's character is very much like a clown, which makes people want to laugh and feel a little sympathetic. [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
This is still the book I casually opened before going to bed with the intention of listening to it, and after listening to three or four chapters, I was attracted to it. The whole book felt quite lighthearted and funny, and it was very interesting to watch. The names of the heroine and the hero were also very special. The ending felt a little rushed. I felt that the relationship developed a little too fast in the end. They were very close to each other, and there was nothing else.
Let's just say that the front part is really good-looking, very good-looking, but there are really many pitfalls in the back that have not been filled in. For example, Sanmei saw his mother in the novel world, and then felt that she was very similar to her in reality, and then anyway, there were many pitfalls that were not filled in, and then she felt that it was over. The story is a bit unfinished, it's just too sloppy, it's sloppy, it's a bit unacceptable, it feels like you're going to die all of a sudden, but the author's writing is still very good, I must say that the previous part is still very interesting, but if you want to watch it and don't care about the ending so much, you can watch it.
It's so beautiful. I hope my thoughts will be as smooth as eating prunes and let's get crazy together.
The ending was a bit sudden, and I felt that the process of the hero and heroine returning to their original world was perfunctory (?). Overall, it was still very interesting! (It was a bit frustrating haha, but I still endured it and finished reading it) I hope Xi Mei and Bian Mi will always be happy ovo
It's so beautiful, why is the rating so low? The names of the male protagonist and the female protagonist are very interesting. The male protagonist is Bian Mi and the female protagonist is Xi Mei. Constipation and Prune hahahahahaha. And the plot is also very interesting and funny.
Really good! ! ! ! I hope the author can release a second season! ! Woohoo, the finale caught me off guard, it was so touching! ! ! Really begging for a second season! ! ! Beg! ! ! ! !
It's great. The author is not only good at 5G surfing but also very funny [shy] Later on, the characters of Bian Mi and Liu Liang were really annoying. When the heroine went shopping, they followed them shamelessly, knowing that the electric car could only seat one person, causing the heroine to be fined by the traffic police. I was very angry when I saw them [angry]. Moreover, they did not pay anything to pursue the heroine, so they just stuck to the heroine and talked about it every day. I understand that the author wanted to use what they said to make fun of her, but the perception was really bad.