A Women's Novel? I'm Zhang Xianzhong, the Madman

Name: A Women's Novel? I'm Zhang Xianzhong, the Madman
Author: Yang Tianke of Guyu

女频？吾乃疯批张献忠

by Yang Tianke of Guyu (古虞的杨天可)

Status: Completed
Length: 141k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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A female-oriented novel? I am Zhang Xianzhong, King of Great Xi! [Decisive and ruthless] [Hilarious antics] [Crowned emperor] [Everyone except the protagonist thinks like a female-novel character] [Overwhelmingly satisfying revenge] [Pure stress relief] The Heavenly Dao’s trainee System has just started its job. It’s a clueless workplace rookie who knows nothing. To boost its performance and earn a permanent position, it takes the soul of Zhang Xianzhong, a notorious killer from a time of chaos, and puts him in a female-oriented novel world. The System is full of confidence: “I’ve placed you in a female-oriented world so you can atone for your crimes and learn benevolence. Just follow the plot obediently, and you’ll get a new life!” “So you’re the System? The thing that keeps chattering away inside my head. What kind of person am I?” “You’re a great general. You share your name with the original character, and you and the emperor both love the same woman, Xia Li. In the end, you willingly give up your military power for her, disband your personal guard, and kneel to receive the imperial edict ordering your death.” “…How many troops do I have?” “Eight…” “Eight hundred? Let’s do it!” “No, it’s eight…” “Eight thousand? Even better!” “No…” “Eighty thousand? We’re set!” “No, you have eight hundred thousand elite troops. But that’s not the point. The point is that you have to give everything for the heroine, show her deep devotion, and eventually lay down your military power for love and accept your death sentence. Wait, why are you putting on the imperial robe?” … Zhang Xianzhong stands in the hall, laughing wildly. “Heaven gave birth to all things to nourish mankind, yet mankind has nothing to give in return. … No propriety, no wisdom, no benevolence or righteousness. The King of Great Xi says: Kill, kill, kill!!!! Those who defy me die! Those who obey me damn well die too! Kill, kill, kill, kill!!!” System: “I regret this so much my guts have turned green.” Zhang Xianzhong grins savagely. “Let me teach the original character how to be Zhang Xianzhong.”

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