He’s So Ruthless, He’ll Even Hit Himself

Name: He’s So Ruthless, He’ll Even Hit Himself
Author: Take Three Slashes from Me

狠起来自己都打

by Take Three Slashes from Me (挨我三刀)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 562k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate into a book + System + feel-good power fantasy + comedy + wild imagination]

The first rule of survival in the cultivation world: Be ruthless enough to live, and shameless enough to win!

Liang Chen wakes up to find he has transmigrated into a cultivation world where the strong prey on the weak, and he’s bound to a “Ruthless One System.”

The System plays dirty. Missions are assigned at random, and rewards come only if he risks his life.

System: Swap cultivation methods, swap spiritual treasures, or even swap the fur coats of immortal maidens from other planes! The System is perfectly proper. It’s the Host who’s improper.

System: The Host hasn’t been beaten up for three days. Activating [Bait-Me Mode]. Defense reduced to zero, pain doubled, but cultivation speed increased twentyfold, and happiness increased twentyfold!

(Liang Chen: You call this a golden finger? This damn thing’s a spiked club!)

System: The Host refuses to complete a mission. Credibility deducted. Reward: your whole body gets a twenty-percent discount, and eighty percent of you gets broken bones.

(Liang Chen: Wait, you’re going to beat me up by twenty percent?)

Challenging the Dao Saint geezer to a duel? System: Don’t chicken out. If you can’t win, take him down with you. Reward included!

Subduing the Nine Nether Demon Dragon? System: Let it bite you first to prove you’re ruthless enough. Reward included!

Turning the sacred spring of a holy land into hotpot broth?? System: How inventive. I like it! Reward included!

“I, Liang Chen, have always won people over with virtue.”

As he spoke, he knocked out the holy son of a sacred ground who’d come looking for trouble with a brick, then melted down the man’s ancestral flying sword to make a barbecue grill and roasted someone else’s ancient spirit beast.

“If you fellow cultivators think I’ve done anything wrong...”

He wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth and flashed a benevolent smile:

“Feel free to come kill me!”

The plot is fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

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