The Great Bandage Era: I Awakened a Poker Face

Name: The Great Bandage Era: I Awakened a Poker Face
Author: Flower Sea Swaying in the Evening Breeze

大绷时代：我觉醒了面瘫

by Flower Sea Swaying in the Evening Breeze (花海扬于晚风)

Status: Completed
Length: 197k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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After watching comedy videos, Wei He, a workhorse young man, laughed so hard at a husky that he died on the spot.

He transmigrated to the Dragon Kingdom and awakened the Deadpan God System. He had to rack up 100 million deadpan points in daily life and dungeons to return to his original world and come back to life.

A guy who laughed himself to death at a husky, and you expect him to keep a straight face? You’ve got to be kidding!

Wei He said nothing. He placed a finger to his lips. “Shh!”

In the livestream chat:

“How can he keep a straight face so effortlessly even at this?”

“Oh! He keeps it together as easily as my grandma makes apple pie!”

“Is this what it means to be the Deadpan God?!”

I never expected so many old hands at keeping a straight face to show up for the masterpiece I wrote on a whim. You guys are really making it hard for me to keep a straight face!

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