Cross-Dressing Is Going Great, So Why Did the System Trick Me into Being Reborn Today?

Name: Cross-Dressing Is Going Great, So Why Did the System Trick Me into Being Reborn Today?
Author: Hello, Mimi

女装正嗨，系统骗我重生回今天？

by Hello, Mimi (哈喽迷迷)

Status: Completed
Length: 174k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Everyday
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

【Cross-Dressing Streamer + Livestreaming + Power Fantasy + Extreme Contrast + Hilarious Absurdity】 Lin Xiaolu planned to become a respectable cross-dressing streamer in 2026. Who knew he’d bind himself to a “Daddy-Style” development System, with the starting reward being a pair of top-tier fake breasts and hydraulic long legs? To remake his body, he’s forced to put on the most luxurious black stockings and transform into a pure, mature beauty, ripping apart a tank in his livestream and swinging a piano with one hand. He only wanted to earn enough for a sports car, but his fans are all trolls: “Lord Lu, please don’t stand up! The leg view is better when you’re sitting down!” “A guy? Even better! Guys understand guys better!” And so, in this utterly deranged age, everything takes a sharp turn: The cool and aloof CEO Shen Bingyue becomes his chief foot masseuse; his former rival Xiao Chen turns into a blushing maid after going dark, just begging him to step on her; even scammers in northern Myanmar sob and plead to donate their entire scam compound, all just to get Lin the Fairy to invite them on stream! Lin Xiaolu lifts the hem of his lace skirt and kicks the Chosen One’s skull to pieces, then blushes at the camera: “Bro, calm down. I’m a real man! Want to see my legs? Start sending those sports cars! Hehe.” This is a carnival of black stockings, gravity, and devastatingly dumb antics. As long as I’m not embarrassed, the whole world is!

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