Novels like The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job
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- 101 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.4kReads8.9Score54414d adds
- 102 A Thousandfold Cultivation Speed: Miss, Don’t Be So Forward! 千倍修炼速度，仙子别太主动啊 [Satisfying power fantasy + everyday life + scheming + I just won't cultivate + invincible God of War + listening to music at the brothel + utterly useless at romance] Lin Xiaobai, a top student who graduated from Qingbei Medical University, unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world. Faced with a master and senior sisters who bluff him all day, he turns the tables on them and cleverly outmaneuvers them. He is determined to make them... 316Reads7.0Score10714d adds
- 103 Superpower Awakening: This Ridiculous Power Is Way Too Strong 异能觉醒：沙雕搞笑异能太强了吧 (Spiritual qi revival, cartoon-animation abilities, absurd comedy, nonsensical humor, the uncanny, technology, antiquity, mythology, the cosmos...) The serious can't beat the silly, and passion can't beat comedy. A century after spiritual qi revival, dimensional creatures have invaded and society is barely holding together. The protagonist gains a ridiculous, comedic ability! 2.4kReads7.8Score12214d adds
- 104 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 18.7kReads8.8Score2k14d adds
- 106 Magic Card Era: My Deck Breaks People's Hearts 魔卡时代：我的卡组致郁人心 Su Bai transmigrated into a world dominated by magic cards, where high-ranking card mages were revered by millions. Drawing on the memories of his past life and his understanding of card games, Su Bai created all sorts of bizarre magic cards. His deck was full of surprises, constantly catching opponents off guard and leaving them weeping with joy. Evil Landlord: As long as it doesn't suffer a fatal wound, it will create another Evil Landlord. Opponents watched their own Landlords attack each oth 4.6kReads7.0Score48314d adds
- 107 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds
- 108 The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人 [Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi 557Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 109 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score65014d adds
- 110 Livestream: The Deadbeat Driver and His Miserable Boss! 直播：老六司机和他的怨种老板！ Bai Yi transmigrates and is just lamenting that his new life is useless, preparing to head to a factory and tighten screws for a living, when Zhou Jie’s studio swoops in and hires him as a driver. That’s when the Grudge Magnet System activates. He slacks off at work and constantly torments Zhou Jie. When someone sends a gift, Bai Yi gets even more excited than Zhou Jie. “Boss, you fool! I want to see what gift you’re going to get me.” “Boss, add me. Let’s video call, and you can transfer me some 1.2kReads8.8Score—14d adds
- 111 Hilarious Jokes! The Complete Collection That’ll Make You Laugh to Death 爆笑梗！笑死人绝不偿命大全集 Laugh-out-loud funny, the kind that’ll have you dying of laughter! Nothing but jokes and hilarious bits, making you grin from ear to ear and laugh uncontrollably! So outrageously funny and absurd you’ll laugh until food comes out your nose, water sprays everywhere, and your face cramps. Read just one line and you’ll want to laugh. Relax anytime, anywhere: on your commute, during your downtime, while waiting for a delivery, or when you’re bored out of your mind. A few lines or chapters will insta 4.1kReads—Score46314d adds
- 112 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score55514d adds
- 113 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 114 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score214d adds
- 115 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.4kReads9.0Score16514d adds
- 116 You Were Supposed to Tame Beasts, So Why Did You Raise Cthulhu? 叫你御兽，你养出克苏鲁？ [Beast Taming + Witty Comedy + Negative Emotion Points System] Give him a System and he’ll drive every opponent to a breakdown. Give him a little octopus and he’ll raise it into a dark Cthulhu. At home, he’s the rebellious son in his father’s eyes. At school, he’s a god of war in his classmates’ eyes. Under the blows of his righteous iron fists, every enemy trembles in fear. The Eight-Armed Demon King from the Demon Realm had this to say about Lu Qiu: “This man is terrifying. If I’d known he was 7kReads8.5Score75714d adds
- 117 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 118 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树，靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 119 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
- 120 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score17914d adds
- 121 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score36214d adds
- 122 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 2.9kReads8.8Score27514d adds
- 123 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 124 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.8kReads8.7Score16514d adds
- 125 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 126 They Put You on a Variety Show to Make Up the Numbers, but You Make a Trillion by Snapping Up Bargains 综艺拿你凑数，你靠捡漏暴赚万亿 [Get rich]+ [One heroine]+ [Variety shows]+ [Feel-good]+ [Antique appraisal]+ [Livestream]+ [Tingquan's antique appraisals] Gu Yan transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes a washed-up D-list celebrity. At his lowest point, he takes someone's place on a celebrity money-making variety show, where he unexpectedly obtains the [Bargain Hunter System]. From then on, Gu Yan's world becomes one giant treasure-hunting market. While other celebrities perform on the street or deliver food, Gu Yan takes Reba 3.1kReads8.3Score24614d adds
- 127 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡：先天抽象圣体！ [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80314d adds
- 128 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.4kReads7.9Score96114d adds
- 129 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
- 130 I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit 我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦 [Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories] [Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!] ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try. ⚠️ Logic is dead, ma 11.9kReads7.5Score85414d adds
- 131 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.9kReads8.8Score1k14d adds
- 132 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.4kReads8.1Score20614d adds
- 133 They Asked You to Do Stand-Up, and You Went Viral Across the Internet? 让你说脱口秀，你直接爆火全网？ Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world. His family's comedy club is about to go bankrupt. Just as he is debating whether to help his dad, the System awakens. As long as he makes the audience laugh, he earns rewards. An audience member asks, “Where's your dad?” Jiang Chen replies, “He drank the tea I made. Now he's gone.” An audience member asks, “I'm so poor, so how come I'm still this fat?” Jiang Chen replies, “You must've eaten your way into poverty!” “Do you have to pick an auspicio 1.3kReads8.1Score14314d adds
- 134 Honghuang: The System Urged Me to Fight Hongjun 洪荒：系统教唆我打鸿钧 [Honghuang] [System] [Transmigration] [Reborn] [Scheming] After transmigrating to the Honghuang era, Ye Fan binds himself to a System and discovers that acting like a charlatan can earn him power, divine abilities, and Innate Spiritual Treasures! The only problem is that this lousy System keeps egging him on to pick fights with Honghuang big shots like Hongjun! Ye Fan says: You think you can harm your Host? The lousy System must be dreaming! “Heaven and Earth are not benevolent; they treat all t 1.8kReads8.6Score11714d adds
- 135 I’m a Decent Gentleman, but the System Keeps Setting Me Up 我是正人君子，奈何系统坑我 [Absurd Comedy] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Nontraditional Fantasy] + [Goofy Male Lead] + [Fake System] Early story: [Thick-skinned + Funny] Mid-story: [Scheming + Funny] Late story: [Shameless + Scheming + Face-Slapping + Awesome + Funny] He gets beaten up a lot in the Mortal Realm, but the Divine Realm is where the fun really begins. This is nontraditional fantasy. If that’s not your thing, please move along. Thanks! The System in this book is fake. If that bothers you, please move along too. 8.8kReads8.3Score96614d adds
- 136 O Gods, You Don't Want Me to Stop Farming Resentment, Do You? 神明，你也不想我刷不了怨念吧 301Reads9.0Score—14d adds
- 137 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.7kReads8.3Score25914d adds
- 138 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score25514d adds
- 139 From the Start, I Put the Sect's High-Ranking Members Under House Arrest and Built an Invincible Legend 开局软禁宗门高层，打造无敌神话 Boom! A mushroom cloud rises over a fantasy world. That is the power of truth. Red flags flutter in the wind. That represents the power of a punch! A band of sword cultivators wear sunglasses and smoke cigars, carrying cannons with red flags mounted on them. Their cannon fire blasts open a path of supreme simplicity. With one sword, they open the road to immortality; with one formation, they shatter ten thousand arts! A panda sings: "The Five-Star Red Flag flutters in the wind..." Earthlings: Oh 679Reads8.3Score10014d adds
- 140 Transmigrate to Turn a Poor Home into a Prosperous One 穿越之穷家富路 The unlucky Jian family transmigrates to ancient times after an ill-timed hiking trip. There is no good news, only bad news. The bad news includes, but isn't limited to, the fact that they've transmigrated to a place in the middle of a famine, they're so poor they can only dig up grass roots, not one person in the family has a golden finger, and, worst of all, they don't even have a place to stay. The first full meal they eat after transmigrating comes from begging alms from a monk. With a fate 3.5kReads9.0Score42514d adds
- 141 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score38214d adds
- 142 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1k14d adds
- 144 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score53414d adds
- 145 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.5kReads8.2Score46414d adds
- 146 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 147 The Immortal God King 不灭神王 Wang Ke arrived on an alien planet where the righteous and demonic factions were locked in a fierce battle over their respective ideals. Wang Ke only wanted to make money, though, and was so stingy that he drove both sides to despair, making them curse him as a total fraud. At first, Wang Ke only planned to make enough to get by, then become an immortal and return to Earth. But his ancestral sword wouldn’t let him. It used the Great Sun Immortal Art to drag him into the heart of the conflict bet 4.4kReads9.0Score51214d adds
- 148 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.1kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 149 The Fierce Young Lord 世子凶猛 The new dynasty has just been founded, and every trade is waiting to be rebuilt. The recommended civil officials strike grand poses and hold forth, already the forerunners of keyboard warriors. The founding generals endure every humiliation without complaint, keeping their heads down and tails tucked. At the Prince of Yue's residence, the third young master, Qin You, clutches the letter confirming his broken engagement. He looks over the accounts showing that the household staff's wages are over 7.7kReads8.7Score80914d adds
- 150 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
