Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy!

Name: Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy!
Author: At Ten, I'll Never Go to Bed

碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！

by At Ten, I'll Never Go to Bed (十点打死不睡)

Status: Completed
Length: 381k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills]

Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?”

Su Mu: “Of course.”

Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~

“Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?”

Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.”

Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~”

“Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?”

Su Mu: “...Go ahead.”

Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll mess up your car?”

Su Mu: “??? Bro, I’m your designated driver! This is your car!”

Passenger: “!!!”

Su Mu transmigrated to a parallel world and discovered he was taking part in a variety show, where he’d randomly drawn the job of designated driver.

Traffic enforcement in Yangcheng was lax. The roads were crawling with scammers who staged collisions, drivers who forced their way into lanes, and road-rage maniacs.

Being someone who couldn’t stand injustice, Su Mu showed these people absolutely no mercy.

When someone deliberately tried to stage a collision by cutting him off in the middle of the night, Su Mu blasted his high beams and laid on the horn, nearly blinding the scammer in front of him.

When someone tried to force their way into his lane, Su Mu didn’t give an inch. He timed it for the moment the other driver crossed the solid line, then floored it and made sure they took full responsibility.

And when he ran into a road-rage maniac, Su Mu was even less intimidated. He raced the guy on the highway until his engine blew!

Netizen A: “Su Mu is the real deal. When trouble comes, he actually steps up!”

Netizen B: “That scammer picked the wrong person to mess with. Su Mu was like a red-hot iron!”

Stats

168Chapters

7.5kReads · 30 days

1.5MReads · all time

464Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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