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- 1 The Most Shameless System 最强缺德系统 After enduring a cataclysm and the ravages of war, the world lies in ruins. Humanity has been forced to gather in a handful of safe places, while dangers lurk everywhere in the darkness. Zhang Anping is a man barely surviving in the post-apocalyptic world. He was extremely cautious, but still ended up having his entire family wiped out. He thought his life would end with a heart full of fury and boundless hatred. But as he lay dying, he activated a lousy System that issued devious missions, kick 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 From the Start, I Had a Blade: I Can Only Improve My Cultivation by Stealing 开局一把刀，修为全靠抢 Lin Feng, an Earthling, transmigrates to another world and awakens the Myriad Worlds Plundering System. He also gains an immortal body, and the whole world begins to tremble. Sect Saint: That scoundrel Lin Feng is here again! Quick, hide the spirit stones! Sect Saintess: Senior Sister, Junior Sister, that sleazy creep is here again! You go on ahead. I’ll hold him off! Demon Race: That menace is here again! Quick, hide the saintess! Lin Feng: Fellow cultivators, please don’t slander my character. 603Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 3 I Killed My Wife a Hundred Thousand Times and Became a God in a Haunted World 杀老婆十万次，我在诡异世界封神 [Lighthearted Comedy + Exhilarating Action + Decisive and Ruthless + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Paranormal Revival] Song Zhong unlocked the Doge Q ability, and all his evolutions depended on stacking Q. Each stack made him stronger! At 300 Q stacks, he unlocks Lethal Tempo. Q stacks increase his attack speed, up to a maximum of six stacks. At max stacks, his attack speed doubles! At 1,000 Q stacks, he unlocks Heartsteel. Steel gates randomly appear on nearby targets. Strike them with Q t 42Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 There's Something Poisonous About This Spiritual Qi 这灵气有毒啊 Also known as [I Only Want to Save the World, Not Knowing That I'm the World's Greatest Villain] [No Female Lead + Hilarious + Spiritual Qi Revival + Everyone's a Goofball + Shameless + Greedy + Meme King + Passionate + Cunning + Totally Unhinged] Spiritual qi revival began ten years ago. His adoptive father gave his life to suppress the demons and spirits for the human race for ten years. Ten years later, spiritual qi erupted once more. The boy was accidentally infected with a virus while savin 52Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 5 I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop 觉醒缺德系统，抢女帝的棒棒糖 Power fantasy + lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes and memes, invincible from the start, full of subversions and unexpected moves, System, shocking twists, face-slapping, roasting, play the pig to eat the tiger, transmigration, and wild imagination After transmigrating to another world, Bi Xia will do anything, just not anything decent. One day, while helping an old lady cross the street against the light, he accidentally activates the “Unprincipled System.” The more shameless things he doe 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Please Welcome Our Next Big Sucker 有请下一位大冤种 [Livestream + hilarious tale of a hapless trouble magnet + no cultivation] Stick with it for twenty chapters. If it doesn’t make you laugh, you can hit me! Synopsis: SENSATIONAL! This guy got rid of my bad luck and even gave me a fortune? He’d barely left when my house got demolished and I received compensation? He may be a total weakling, but he dared to knock out a soul reaper from behind to save someone? He’s clearly ugly, yet the campus dance department’s belle is chasing after him? In just 128Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 7 After Making It in the Underworld, I Became a Gig Worker Between Yin and Yang 地府上岸后我成了阴阳两届打工人 Just got my results / Strong female lead / Urban fantasy / Wild imagination / Wacky comedy / Episodic / Workplace / Supernatural mystery / Yin-Yang Eyes / Underworld / Civil service exams / Funny / Daily life / Metaphysics Su Ran took the civil service exam for three years and finally made it through. Her office was a little out of the way: the Underworld’s Human Realm Affairs Office. On her first day, Director Bai Wuchang sent her an offer letter using fifty reaction images. In her first week, 175Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 8 I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我，在异界被迫营业！ Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 One Slip of the Hand, and Three Thousand Demon Gods Became 18-Year-Old Girls 手滑定规则三千魔神化18岁少女 I, Zhi Luo, the invincible Chaos Supreme, have the most absurd passive ability in the entire universe: it protects me from teammates in games, but not from trash! Three thousand demon gods can slash me together, and they won’t even break my skin. But a ragged leaf, a little pebble, or someone else’s trash can hit me right in the butt with perfect accuracy. I was born with clumsy hands and a slip of the tongue. Every rule I set turns into a humiliating disaster! I meant to punish two demon gods b —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Endless Antics: This Star Has a Mental Illness 无限整活，这个明星有精神病 [Showbiz + comedic antics + hilarious + sweet romance + one heroine] After transmigrating into a parallel world, Wu Yu gained the Celebrity Antics System. As long as he pulled off a stunt, he could earn entertainment works from Earth and all kinds of special props. His first stunt: Stare unblinkingly at a man using a urinal in the bathroom. His second stunt: Walk between a couple holding hands. His Nth stunt: Wu Yu was completely in his element. If he went a day without pulling a stunt, he felt 10Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 12 Villain: It’s All a Joke from the Start 反派：开局就是乐子 Zhao Gang’s many vile deeds were too much even for the gods to tolerate. They forced him into a stroke of extreme bad luck, then banished him to another world. Zhao Gang cursed up a storm, and his string of profane greetings moved the gods. They gave him a System and sent him to face off against the male leads of various stories, successfully taking him from a perilous situation where he had a one-in-nine chance of survival to a stable ending where he was doomed to die. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Global Awakening: My Skills Are a Little Too Unconventional 全球觉醒：我和技能有亿点不正经 [Hilarious + everyday life + no playing fair + outrageously cheeky + doing whatever you want + shameless behavior + playing the suona + you never do anything decent + you really are a menace!] After transmigrating, Ye Shisan found himself in a world where people could awaken divine professions. He was also bound to the Emotional Management Guru System! As long as he behaved outrageously and earned grudge points, he could draw unlimited skills and rewards! But why were all the skills he drew so w 406Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 14 The System Gave Me Bad Luck, but I’m Thriving Anyway 系统赋予霉运，我却风生水起 [Lighthearted comedy + wild fantasy + System + snark + transmigration + a bit of villainy] College student Li Pai falls asleep during an eight-a.m. lecture and transmigrates to another world. Tricked by the shady Lao Liu System and bound to bad luck, he begins an unconventional path to immortality. What Li Pai never expected was that, despite having a bad-luck System, he would somehow thrive. Want to fight me? Your Nascent Soul cultivation drops to Golden Core! At the auction, high-tier magic ar 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 The Ultimate Cheat System 最强外挂系统 Liu Mang, the first person in the world to choke to death while drinking water, transmigrates to the Yunhuang Continent and gets a cheat System. Given the choice between a regular System and a perverted one, he chooses the perverted System. And so he receives his very first mission... 499Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 17 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.3kReads7.7Score24114d adds
- 18 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 19 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife? 什么？让我上天找个仙子当媳妇 [Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious] Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opp 5kReads8.1Score45314d adds
- 21 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 201Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Superpowers: Someone's Here to Buy Melons 异能：有一个人前来买瓜 Synopsis: [System + Comedy + Spiritual Qi Revival + Urban] A man came to buy a watermelon and stabbed Ning Yi. As a result, Ning Yi awakened the [Pain-Devouring System] and shouted, “Go on, stab me again if you've got the guts!” Thug: I've never heard anyone make such a weird request. “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “...” Even the knife was nicked and blunted. Ning Yi grinned and said, “If that doesn't work, wa 509Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 23 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 26 This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人，但人性不多 Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we 314Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 27 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 502Reads8.9Score10014d adds
- 28 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 34Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 29 What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了，师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎 [Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be 81Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 30 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统 A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny. 28Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 32 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 129Reads—Score11014d adds
- 34 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 733Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 35 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 36 The Girls in the Dorm Did Whatever They Wanted, and I Drove Them Mad 女生寝室为所欲为，被我气疯了 [Comedy + Shenanigans + Parody + Villain + Cute Pet + Mind-Reading] A little white mouse runs wild in a women’s dormitory. The mouse sneaks into a pretty girl’s pocket and gets taken home to settle in at the women’s dorm. It activates a mischief System: the more trouble it causes, the more rewards it gets. “Make a pretty top student cry, get ten years of life...” “Make a pretty young woman cry, double your speed.” “Steal a girl’s snacks, gain the ability to hear people’s thoughts.” One littl 46Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 37 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 991Reads—Score17614d adds
- 38 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Get Rich in Journey to the West: Place Your Next Order, Master 暴富西游：施主下个单吧 Heaven is bankrupt, The Jade Emperor washes dishes, The Queen Mother goes up for auction, And the gods haul bricks. Tang Sanzang: A legendary “scripture god” is born. Wukong: Delivers takeout, demolishes a CBD, and racks up two hundred million in debt. Bajie: Eats Gao Village into ruin. Sha Seng: An artist. The Queen of the Women's Kingdom: “Royal Brother, you've lost weight! I'm investing in this project!” The eighty-one trials of Journey to the West become eighty-one ways to get ric 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
- 41 Spiritual Qi Revival: My System Is Ridiculously Overpowered! 灵气复苏：我的系统太离谱了！ When Chen Yu woke up, he found that the world he lived in seemed to have changed a little. At the same time, he got bound to a Lucky Dog Lottery System! As long as he completed a few daily tasks and tried his luck at the lottery, he could win all kinds of rewards. His very first draw gave him a supernatural ability! “It’s a psychic ability! And it has four characters! It’s the Magic Eye@ !” the System said. Chen Yu’s eyes lit up. Wasn’t this the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception? The System was th 125Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 42 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score10314d adds
- 43 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 26Reads8.8Score10214d adds
- 44 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 777Reads7.5Score10014d adds
- 46 This Streamer Gets It: He Made a Million Toxic Positivity Gurus Cry 这主播能处：怼哭百万毒鸡汤 [Outspoken Zhang San + A streamer worth following] Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Insulting People System. From the start, he refuses to work overtime and tears into anyone who tries to guilt-trip others! Shameless boss: “Leaving right on time is so inconsiderate. I haven’t even left yet, and you’re just going to walk out?” Ye Feng: “What do you expect me to do after work, stay and keep vigil over your corpse?” Bus auntie: “Young people have no sense. He doesn’t ev 354Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 47 I Paid for Her Civil Service Exam, Then She Said I Wasn't Good Enough? 花我钱考编，上岸说我配不上你？ Tang Zhuo supported his girlfriend for three years while she studied for the civil service exam. As soon as she passed, she dumped him on the spot, and her best friend mocked him for lacking ambition and not being good enough for her. Right then, Tang Zhuo activates the Trouble-Maker System. Every time he successfully ruins a scumbag's life, he earns rewards he can exchange for all kinds of items. His first move is a Truth-Reversal Talisman: “Did you break up with me because you have cancer and 3kReads9.2Score45214d adds
- 48 Dare You Show Me Your Health Bar? 你敢不敢亮血条？ [Lighthearted] [Wildly imaginative] Before starting college, Li Xi suddenly sees health bars appear before his eyes! The bars update in real time, and destroying one eliminates it completely! Each destroyed health bar grants him one-twentieth of its power! [Health bar depleted! Health Bar Depletion Gift Pack acquired!] Li Xi: “Hahahaha! Why don't you show me your health bar? The moment you do, I'll kill even a god!” (A lighthearted novel, so enjoy without worry.) 14Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 49 High Martial: Does the System Have a Rebellious Phase Too? 高武：系统也有叛逆期？ [High Martial + System + Comedy] Lin Tianyi got a System before his martial artist assessment, but there are a few little issues with it. For example... Training lowers your vital energy! Eating makes you hungry! Taking a beating boosts your constitution! Poison is as good as an elixir! The underground races are lying in wait. The Creator God who made the moon, unleashed a world-ending flood, and wiped out five generations of humanity is about to return! Instructor: “Here, I’ll watch you eat all 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.7kReads7.9Score10714d adds
