I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit

Name: I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit
Author: Three Lives, Three Blessings, Yang Yifan

我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦

by Three Lives, Three Blessings, Yang Yifan (三生三幸杨一凡)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories]

[Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!]

⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try.

⚠️ Logic is dead, madness reigns. We take no responsibility for any six-pack abs you laugh yourself into!

(Read by volume. Skip to whichever bit you like. Every world delivers a fresh shock to the mind!)

Zhang Tiezhu.

After he and his love rival are both electrocuted and bound to the [Goofball Trouble-Making System],

his life comes down to just two words: “Raise hell!”

The System is a heartless old woman, and his teammates are overworked beasts of burden. Together, they found the “Just Charge In” Lunatic Company.

Missions? There’s no such thing as too ridiculous, only even more outrageous.

[High-energy warning: the story’s gone completely off the rails ahead]

💃 Women-rule, men-follow arc: A musclebound man wears lace, curls his fingers into a delicate pose, tears apart a scheming woman, and vows to become the number-one “adorable husband” in the Great Madness Kingdom!

🥞 Song Dynasty pancake arc: One pancake settles the fate of the world. How did I become deputy minister of foreign affairs through pancake spas?

📝 Journey to the West form-filling arc: Demons have to fill out forms before casting spells, and the White Bone Demon is forced to play Truth or Dare!

🧟 Apocalypse plastic surgery arc: Zombies compete to get surgery and become oppas? Luosifen turns out to be hard currency in the apocalypse!

🍥 Naruto chaos arc: Are Naruto and Sasuke the real couple? The Nine-Tails goes on strike over shipping, forcing the Akatsuki to destroy itself?

And there’s more: the Qiao sisters as peace envoys during the Three Kingdoms, loan sharks with underworld credit cards, a gangster’s death by hemorrhoids...

Friendly reminder: Please don’t read while eating. We take no responsibility if you spit out your food!

Stats

530Chapters

11.9kReads · 30 days

109.7kReads · all time

854Shelf adds, last 14 days

7.5Score

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