I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit

Name: I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit
Author: Three Lives, Three Blessings, Yang Yifan

我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦

by Three Lives, Three Blessings, Yang Yifan (三生三幸杨一凡)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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530Chapters

5.6kReads

7.4Score

364Shelves

2.4kListens

85.4kReads · all time

Synopsis

【Hilarious + Infinite Realms + Shameless + Mind-Bending + Episodic】【Reader’s Guide: Complete, so read with confidence!】 ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish: “extra-spicy stinky tofu stewed with durian, sprinkled with popping candy, then blasted in a pressure cooker.” It’s a stinky tofu of a story that’ll assault your nose and burn your eyes, but somehow tastes amazing once you try it. Readers with unusual tastes are warmly invited to sample this one-of-a-kind dish. ⚠️ Logic is dead, madness now reigns. We’re not responsible if you laugh yourself into a six-pack! (Read by volume. If something annoys you, skip to the next bit. Every world delivers a fresh shock to the mind!) Zhang Tiezhu. After he and his love rival are both electrocuted and bound to the 【Goofy Trouble-Making System】, his life is reduced to two words: “Cause chaos!” The System is a scheming old hag, his teammates are exploited workhorses, and together they form the “Just Charge In” Lunatic Corporation. Missions? There’s no such thing as too outrageous, only even more outrageous. 【High-energy warning: the story’s style is about to go completely off the rails】 💃 Women-Rule-Men-Behave Arc: A musclebound hunk wears lace, sticks out his pinky, and tears green tea bitches apart, determined to become the nation’s most unhinged “pretty husband”! 🥞 Song Dynasty Pancake Arc: One giant pancake decides the fate of the realm. I used pancake spas to become a deputy minister at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? 📝 Journey to the West Form-Filling Arc: Demons have to fill out forms before casting spells, and the White Bone Demon is forced to play Truth or Dare! 🧟 Apocalypse Plastic Surgery Arc: Zombies compete to get surgery and look like Korean heartthrobs? Why is luosifen the apocalypse’s hard currency? 🍥 Naruto Goes Off the Rails Arc: Are Naruto and Sasuke true love? The Nine-Tails goes on strike over a ship, forcing the Akatsuki to destroy the world? And there’s more: the Qiao sisters of the Three Kingdoms as peacekeepers, loan sharks with underworld credit cards, a gangster’s death from hemorrhoids... A friendly reminder: Please don’t read this while eating. We accept no responsibility if you spit out your food!

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