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- 51 A Paranoid Male Lead? Make Him Harvest a Few Jin of Corn and He'll Behave 多疑男主？掰几斤苞谷就老实了 [Print edition publication rights secured] Marriage first, love later + comedy + amnesiac heroine + one-on-one romance + both leads are each other's first and only [Goofy, emotionally steady heiress heroine x arrogant, suspicious hero who thinks every woman is a potential mistress] Qi Wang is told one day that she is the male lead's ex-wife in an angst-filled novel. In the original story, she was born in the countryside and married the male lead because of an agreement made by the older generati 43.8kReads9.3Score8.8kShelves
- 52 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score179Shelves
- 53 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves
- 54 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 55 The Monkey King of Showbiz, Each Monkey Better Than the Last 娱乐圈里吗喽王，一猴更比一猴强 Why are you reading the blurb? Look at me! [Showbiz + absurd comedy + one-on-one romance + no logic + unhinged] [Unhinged actress Qiao Ling × lovesick young heir Xi Fei, both inexperienced] Also known as: “After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became a Monkey in Showbiz” “Hey, Is It Just Me, or Are Her Haters Acting Weird?” Qiao Ling transmigrated into a book only to go bankrupt, owing a billion yuan and saddled with countless haters. Just after getting off the plane, an agitated hater made her sl 532Reads8.9Score107Shelves
- 56 I Transmigrated as the Universally Hated Villainess, and Now I’m Going to Wreak Havoc 穿成万人嫌女配，我发疯创飞一切 [Entertainment industry + memes + comedy + going crazy + gossip] One day, Li Han woke up to discover she'd become the universally despised supporting girl in a novel where everyone doted on the heroine. As her older cousin's contrast, she was unloved, disliked by her family, and even dated by her cousin's ex-boyfriend as a substitute for her. Faced with this situation, Li Han had to say, “This is absolutely perfect for going crazy.” To the male lead who was treating her as a substitute, Li Han c 432Reads8.8Score100Shelves
- 57 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 4Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 58 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 59 After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后，世子妃她放飞自我了 [Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki 21.2kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
- 60 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 I Regretted Marrying Him 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 61 Street Girl Versus Yoga Pants, I Watch from the Sidelines 精神小妹大战瑜伽裤，我冷眼旁观 [The rating just came in, and it’ll rise later] [Drama queen] + [witty and funny] + [a look into a new social circle] + [Indian old turtle dove] + [Siberian old crab] Yoga pants from the outer counties: “This caviar isn’t even beluga!” “And this steak isn’t Kobe beef!” “When are you going to trade this dump for a mansion? When are you finally ordering that Porsche?” “I married you to enjoy the good life, not to suffer with you. I want a divorce!” Drama queen: “Wow, Uncle, the chicken leg rice yo 8.5kReads6.8Score725Shelves
- 62 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 63 The Broke Girl Raids a Powerful Family and Tears Apart the CEO Romance! 穷鬼奇袭豪门，女配手撕霸总文！ Original novel of the animated series, "Young Master, Stop Competing. Let's Team Up and Get a Job." [Sharp-tongued, broke working-class couple who constantly bicker] [The villainess awakens] [Don't mess with honest country folk] Zhai Ya has lived in the countryside for eighteen years when she suddenly discovers she's the villainess, the real heiress, in a CEO romance novel. Her next-door neighbor and fiance is the wealthy family's eldest son, who grew up away from home. He's going to the city to 47.8kReads8.9Score6kShelves
- 64 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 65 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score105Shelves
- 66 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 67 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—Shelves
- 68 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 69 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 70 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 72Reads8.3Score—Shelves
- 71 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 72 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 I'm the only sane person on this film set. 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 73 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves
- 74 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.6kReads6.3Score145Shelves
- 75 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 76 A Colorful Life 多彩的人生 A Colorful Life 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 77 From the Start, I Kissed the Young Marquis and Ran After Flirting 开局强吻小侯爷，我撩完就跑 [Hilarious and ridiculous + scheming, lovesick male lead + laissez-faire System + devoted, exclusive pairing + sweet romance + a cast of drama queens + secret identity exposed, then coasts to victory] Qi An’an’s life motto: If I can sit, I won’t stand. If I can make money, I won’t date. And if I do date, I won’t touch a rich heir. To bring her adoptive father back to life, she voluntarily bound herself to a System and became the temporary guardian angel of Xie Ci, the marquis household’s legiti 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 78 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 244Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 79 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 16.4kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
- 80 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.5kReads—Score736Shelves
- 81 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 4kReads9.1Score615Shelves
- 82 Back in the Wealthy Family, I Cause More Trouble Than a Beagle 回到豪门，我比比格还能闯祸 Goofy Comedy + Beloved by the Whole Family + Feel-Good Story + Mountain Bandit King + San Francisco Is a Mountain Too The year Lin Qingyue turned eighteen, she said goodbye to her top-tier aristocratic adoptive parents and returned to her wealthy biological parents. The family was small and simple: her biological parents lived apart, her older sister was hopelessly romantic, her younger brother was a nonconformist, and she had scored just 33 points on her Chinese exam. What a harmonious, loving 90.5kReads8.8Score13.2kShelves
- 83 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 221Reads—Score—Shelves
- 84 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Come on, keep acting tough. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 85 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.5kReads8.3Score228Shelves
- 86 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 87 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score103Shelves
- 88 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 89 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score399Shelves
- 90 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, and the Villainess Has No Virtue 智者不入爱河，女配缺了大德 [Unhinged] [Ridiculous] [Meme-loving] [Shameless] [Entertainment industry] After transmigrating into the body of a wicked female supporting character, Yun Xi decides to give up and go completely off the rails. To her surprise, she becomes a rogue wave in the entertainment industry. On a variety show, the pure and kindhearted heroine says she loves animals. Yun Xi smiles and replies: “Love animals? So do I. I love little animals best.” Chicken stewed with mushrooms, beer-braised duck, spicy rabb 5.7kReads8.5Score694Shelves
- 91 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves
- 92 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 93 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 94 I Said I Was Going Crazy, and You Told Everyone I Wanted to Marry Again 我说我要疯，你到处说我要二婚 [Transmigrate into a book + System + showbiz + going off the rails + goofy comedy!] A goofy heroine who embodies every internet meme x a sharp-tongued, nasty young master Mu Yunzheng transmigrates into a book. As the heroine, she's manipulated by the male lead and outshone by the scheming second female lead. So, instead of choosing to shine, she chooses to go completely off the rails. After they break up, the male lead gets hurt, and she's caught on camera scarfing down three bowls of hot dry 585Reads9.1Score100Shelves
- 95 I Use the System to Rewrite the Plot. Cousin, Go Lick the Gate! 我用系统改剧情，表妹舔大门去吧 [Content warning: This story has no logic. It’s chaotic, has no romance, and is about quick transmigration. The female lead has no romantic storyline. She’s a member of the Quick Transmigration Bureau who travels through multiple worlds, becoming extremely cautious and utterly ruthless. She’ll do anything to complete her missions. In a word: satisfying!!!] A veteran Quick Transmigration Bureau member is dragged by a malicious System into a collection of brainless worlds. There are no cold, domin 2.1kReads8.0Score171Shelves
- 96 Daji's Diary 妲己的日记 I’m Su Daji, history’s greatest femme fatale. After dying from overwork, I transmigrated into this world, right in front of the tyrant who’s been reviled for three thousand years. Then he scooped me into his arms. “You’re my woman. If I want to hold you, I will.” Well, maybe this tyrant isn’t so tyrannical after all? Later, I discovered that the empire, the great mission of deification, and everything else were all just the gods’ KPIs. Jiang Ziya was a master of making promises in PowerPoint. Sh 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 97 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 15Reads—Score—Shelves
- 98 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 7.8kReads7.4Score1.1kShelves
- 99 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 100 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 The One Who Makes My Heart Flutter at a Thousand Years Old 11Reads—Score—Shelves
