Daji's Diary

Name: Daji's Diary
Author: Great Sage Duo Duo

妲己的日记

by Great Sage Duo Duo (大圣铎铎)

Status: Completed
Length: 330k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

I’m Su Daji, history’s greatest femme fatale.

After dying from overwork, I transmigrated into this world, right in front of the tyrant who’s been reviled for three thousand years. Then he scooped me into his arms. “You’re my woman. If I want to hold you, I will.”

Well, maybe this tyrant isn’t so tyrannical after all?

Later, I discovered that the empire, the great mission of deification, and everything else were all just the gods’ KPIs. Jiang Ziya was a master of making promises in PowerPoint. Shen Gongbao was a poor soul striving to pass the civil service exam. Bi Gan was an obstinate old stickler... And the “treacherous ministers” Fei Zhong and You Hun, nailed to the pillar of shame, turned out to be far more genuine and lovable than anyone expected.

My daily routine: eat lychees, sip wine, watch the gods fight, listen to loyal ministers risk their lives to remonstrate, and snuggle up with my all-around-star husband.

People say I brought ruin to the kingdom. I just laugh.

I didn’t do a thing. They were the ones who insisted on putting on a show. This diary is the only true version of the Investiture of the Gods.

Transmigration × sweet romance × trope subversion × laugh-out-loud comedy

❤ See how clear-eyed Daji turns the Investiture of the Gods into a guide to lying flat

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