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- 151 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 282Reads—Score106Shelves
- 152 Ride the Madness, Break the Waves: I Go Whenever I Want 乘疯破浪会有时，我想几时就几时 (Showbiz, 1v1, wild nonsense and unhinged antics, a System carried to success by its Host) After transmigrating, Jiang Yin worked hard for three years. But after being bound to the Villainess System, she couldn't stray from her assigned character. Everything she did was pointless. Whatever. If that's how it is, let's all go crazy together. The entertainment industry was rocked to its foundations. Haters: Has Jiang Yin lost her mind? Fellow stars: Jiang Yin, what are you even talking about? Jiang 2.8kReads9.1Score498Shelves
- 153 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 154 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.2kReads8.3Score207Shelves
- 155 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 156 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林 [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 20Reads7.4Score—Shelves
- 157 Can Love-Brain Syndrome Be Contagious? Good Thing I'm a Psycho 恋爱脑能传染？幸好我是个神经病 Cool-faced cutie x pure-hearted flirt + ridiculous antics + partial mind-reading + skin hunger + falling for him on her own Jiang Linghuan transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel set at an elite academy and gets bound to the “Anti-Lovesick Brain” System. She keeps herself alive by stopping the whole school from shipping couples and cracking down on inappropriate public displays of affection: The domineering young master makes a grand confession over the school broadcast, and the whole sc 50.6kReads9.2Score10.1kShelves
- 158 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村，一不小心带火整个村子 The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 159 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—Shelves
- 160 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 161 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 162 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 163 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.6kReads8.1Score102Shelves
- 164 My Mind-Reading Husband Is So Sweet 读心老公有点甜 Completed ❤️ [Mind Reading + Flash Marriage + Love After Marriage + Comedy + Both Leads Speak Their Minds + Unhinged Shenanigans + A Couple Showing Off Their Acting] When Qi Yanzhi, the eldest young master of Kyoto's top family, the Qi family, suddenly fell into a coma and became a vegetable, his family decided to arrange a marriage for him in hopes of waking him. After carefully selecting a bride and having a master calculate their compatibility, they chose Lin Shuwan, the second young lady of 5.1kReads9.3Score652Shelves
- 165 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一 The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 256Reads—Score—Shelves
- 166 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.2kReads—Score107Shelves
- 167 I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了，你让让我怎么了？ [Showbiz + Reverse Transmigration into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Wish-Fulfillment + No Romance, Just Messing with People] Warning: The female lead hits people. Don't read if that's not for you. The author's not in the best state of mind and is making things up as she goes. Readers who demand historical accuracy, beware. While other people transmigrate into books, Yun Luo transmigrated out of one. Yun Luo discovered that time had stopped in her world. S 3.1kReads9.2Score306Shelves
- 168 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 807Reads9.2Score166Shelves
- 169 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
- 170 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 42.6kReads9.4Score6.5kShelves
- 171 After the Whole Internet Turned Against Me, I Used My Sharp Tongue to Make the Movie Emperor Submit 全网黑后，我靠嘴炮让影帝跪服 (Mind-reading actor and domineering CEO + goofy heroine with tons of secret identities) (Livestreaming + variety shows + secret identities + from hated by everyone to adored by everyone) Three years of supertopic sign-ins. Xia Zhixing has finally waited for Lu Sinian’s white moonlight to return. She rubs her hands together in secret, spinning around with excitement. The plot is finally about to begin. As long as she follows the plot and gets Lu Sinian together with his white moonlight, she can d 273Reads8.9Score100Shelves
- 172 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 我要这个人一辈子 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 173 My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again 家兄又在作死 The number one cultivator in the realm, Houchi, the Supreme Ancestor of the Yuhua Sect, has unfathomably deep cultivation and has gone undefeated for centuries. Yet the Demon Venerable mocks him as an old bachelor from the Stone Age, a fossil-level loner with no women in his life, not even a little sister. To get even, Houchi decides to take the other man's precious little sister and make her his own sister. He'll save her, raise her, teach her spells, feed her, tell her bedtime stories, and sho 2kReads9.1Score345Shelves
- 174 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 23.5kReads7.6Score2.9kShelves
- 175 Baby, So What If I’m Shameless? You Love It Too 宝宝，我贱怎么啦？你不也爱的欢 A shameless, slick-talking second-generation heir and domineering CEO × a sweet, sunny heiress who’s a genius at taking down electronics [Love Before Marriage + Hilarious Everyday Life + Father-in-Law and Son-in-Law Torment Each Other + All Sugar, No Ice + Childhood Friends + Both Each Other’s First] When she was three, Luo Xintang had her first kiss “stolen” by Chen Zhe, who was six months older. Everyone said, “They’re just playing house. It doesn’t count.” At eighteen, they were caught kissin 3.7kReads—Score306Shelves
- 176 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 177 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score152Shelves
- 178 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 388Reads8.5Score—Shelves
- 179 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主 Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot 1.2kReads9.1Score143Shelves
- 180 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 181 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.4kReads6.6Score146Shelves
- 182 She Locks the Door, He Sets the Dogs Loose! The Arrogant Duo 她关门，他放狗！嚣张跋扈二人组 [Funny female celebrity x rebellious male top-tier star] [Entertainment industry + wicked humor + absurd comedy + going crazy + memes + redemption + one-on-one sweet romance] Lin Anxia, a born workaholic, transmigrates into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious side character in a sweet romance set in the entertainment industry. She's broke, has no man, and is destined for a miserable end. In a fit of rage, Lin Anxia gets even angrier and decides to go completely off the rails. She's done. She 1kReads9.1Score221Shelves
- 183 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 184 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 185 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 66.5kReads8.9Score8.6kShelves
- 186 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.1kReads8.7Score455Shelves
- 187 Who's Crazier Than Me? The Lunatics All Have to Call Me Director 谁癫得过我？颠公颠婆都得喊我导 [Showbiz + absurd comedy + livestreamed variety show + unhinged antics] Just after winning Best Actress, Wu Ya transmigrated into the body of a “jinxed” actress who'd been rumored to death. Wu Ya: Work is annoying enough as it is. Let's blow up this world! Fans of a top-tier star she'd supposedly “jinxed” came after her. Wu Ya gave them a look of disdain. “If he's that easy to jinx, what a loser.” “This loser is your husband? I hear fans whose vibes clash with their idols tend to lose money.” Wi 5.8kReads9.2Score827Shelves
- 188 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
- 189 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6.2kReads9.0Score775Shelves
- 190 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves
- 191 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 192 The Sharp-Tongued Princess Consort Has Made the Prince Faint Again 毒舌王妃，王爷又被气晕了 [Sharp-tongued heroine + seducing her husband + hilarious antics + punishing scumbags + palace intrigue and power struggles + sweet, satisfying romance] Gu Nanshu has just transmigrated when she wakes up at a funeral and discovers a strange man lying beside her. Seeing the murderous look in his eyes, she swallows nervously. If all else fails, she can pay him off. She’s reached the age when she should spend money on men, after all. A little money, a lot of happiness! She throws on a piece of clot 12.4kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
- 193 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
- 194 A Transmigration Wish-Fulfillment Story: The Maid Becomes a Beloved Consort 穿越爽文丫鬟宠妃 What rotten luck! Zhao Xingyue transmigrates into the body of a lowly third-grade maid. Because she’s pretty, the eldest young lady’s fiancé harasses her, and the vicious young lady sends thugs to ruin her. But she’s nothing like the timid, useless original owner. She slashes him right where it hurts. A senior maid tries to bully and control her? Not a chance. They nearly drown her, then reward her with a bowl of spoiled food. Of course, she won’t let a single wicked woman or scummy man off the 130Reads—Score—Shelves
- 195 EN The Tree Spirit Aunt Raises Kids, and She's Killing It 树精小姨养娃，她杀疯了 No romance + lighthearted comedy + ridiculous everyday antics + villain education at its finest! Village → county town → prefectural city → capital. This series of mini-arcs keeps leveling up, delivering both laughs and satisfying moments. Jin Shanyao had cultivated for a thousand years and finally ascended, only to be stopped outside the Southern Heavenly Gate because she still owed someone a favor and couldn’t be granted divine status. What’s the difference between a deity without a divine tit 42.9kReads9.3Score7.1kShelves
- 196 After Campus F4 Set Their Sights on Me 当校园F4看上我之后 [Love Rival Showdown + Male Rivalry + Campus + Comedy + Lighthearted Ensemble Cast + Multiple Simultaneous Romances] A forum for people who had transmigrated into books Song Yan: “Guys, what should I do the first time I transmigrate into a book?” Random Guy A: “Are you trying to get the male lead’s attention?” Song Yan: “No.” Random Guy B: “Then…?” Song Yan: “How do I stop the female lead from falling for me and blind F4?” Everyone: “…” And so In class, when one of the male leads clashed with t 97Reads9.3Score—Shelves
- 197 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人，误闯富人赛道 A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 68Reads—Score—Shelves
- 198 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.3kReads9.2Score191Shelves
- 199 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
- 200 Host, You Love Money This Much? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 宿主你这么爱钱，不要命啦 [Transmigrate into a Book + Dating Show Livestream + Wacky Comedy + Face-Slapping + System] Gu Zheng transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel and gets bound to a dating System. After much soul-searching, she decides to abandon that so-called empathy and go further and further down the path of unhinged behavior. When faced with the System's astronomical bonus... She slaps her thigh. "I'm in." From then on, the dating show that should have been fu 326Reads9.2Score103Shelves
