Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out?
龙总为何不退房
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.1M Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 4y ago
- English
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Other names
- Has the CEO Checked Out Successfully Today?今天霸总顺利退房了吗Alternate title on Fanqie
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I initially thought it would be a typical CEO romance or a game/book transmigration story, but it's nothing like that. The writing style is natural and engaging, with witty remarks, revealing the author to be a humorous and optimistic young woman. Overall, the plot is fresh and unexpected, with a sense of both logic and surprise.
The story of a pure-hearted, rich, and instant-noodle-loving CEO and his ideal woman, a shrewd, career-driven, and utterly clueless female manager.
It's deliberately written in an exaggerated and melodramatic style, the subject matter is fresh, and it's a very light and easy read, requiring no brainpower. Having read novels for over ten years, I now prefer lighthearted, funny, and brainless stories.
This is like a mudslide in the world of fiction, refreshingly unconventional. Life advice: don't drink water while reading, you'll spit it out! All that hard work writing the proof of congruent triangles for over ten minutes just vanished in an instant—it's ridiculous! The storyline is great, I wish you continued success with the data! Don't be shy, male lead! Go for it!
For some reason, it's actually quite good. The female lead, while supposedly dealing with scumbags, acts like this towards Ding Hui... She was supposed to break up the couple, but ended up becoming a couple herself, contradicting herself both ways. While it's commendable that she wants the right people to be happy, I feel like the female lead is prone to backfiring and getting humiliated.
Waaaaaah, help! Longlong and Xianxian are finally together! It's been so hard! Waaaaaah! Oh my god, I'm so relieved! (Screams wildly) Ahhhhhh, Longlong is so innocent! Waaaaaah, help! It's so good! My favorite couple is finally together!!!
★This really shattered my understanding of domineering CEO novels, haha. Finally, there's a novel to put an end to the "Tian Liang Wang Po" CEO novel trend. The male lead's unexpected charm really appeals to me. He's so careful, eating instant noodles with a straight face, and even trying to destroy his criminal record, hahaha (๑•॒̀ ູ॒•́๑).
It's so good, so good, so good! I'm saying it three times because it's important! Give it five stars! But I really feel sorry for President Long, hahaha, over two hundred chapters and he still hasn't caught up! Hehe ...
The theme is so novel! The content is super exciting! How can it be so good? I finished it all during the May Day holiday! Please, author, update more! Hehehehehehe... Oh no, it didn't get cool enough! 23333
It's so good! It's hilarious and silly! 🤪 I was reading it next to my mom. I had just finished reading a tragic novel, and after reading this book, I kept switching between wanting to read tragic novels and wanting to read this book. I kept crying and laughing. My mom thought I was sick and couldn't believe that there really was such a thing as a protagonist with an overpowered personality. Anyway, it's definitely worth reading! 🤭