I Said I Was Going Crazy, and You Told Everyone I Wanted to Marry Again

Name: I Said I Was Going Crazy, and You Told Everyone I Wanted to Marry Again
Author: Life Is Hard to Scratch

我说我要疯，你到处说我要二婚

by Life Is Hard to Scratch (挠生不易)

Status: Completed
Length: 480k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate into a book + System + showbiz + going off the rails + goofy comedy!]

A goofy heroine who embodies every internet meme x a sharp-tongued, nasty young master

Mu Yunzheng transmigrates into a book.

As the heroine, she's manipulated by the male lead and outshone by the scheming second female lead.

So, instead of choosing to shine, she chooses to go completely off the rails.

After they break up, the male lead gets hurt, and she's caught on camera scarfing down three bowls of hot dry noodles.

The whole internet mocks her: "What a heartless woman."

Mu Yunzheng: "My heart is dead, but my mouth is alive. I can still eat, and that's terrifying!"

On a variety show, a young heartthrob can't keep his eyes off her for even five seconds.

Mu Yunzheng: "If you like me, make your move. Don't wait until I'm dating someone and then hear the clock ticking backward."

The whole internet speculates that she's taken the breakup so badly she's lost her mind.

The award-winning actor Lu cries with joy: "Babe, I'm ready to get back together!"

Mu Yunzheng rolls her eyes: "What bottle of shampoo did you find to make you this confident? You're like wiping your butt with gauze and leaving me with a real mess."

One day, paparazzi spot the young master of the Ji family, who retired from the spotlight three years ago, drowning his sorrows late at night.

In the footage, he kneels on the ground, his face flushed with drink and the corners of his eyes red. Then he buries his face in a young woman's neck.

"Whether you've been playing me, using me as a fallback, or keeping me as a backup... Zhengzheng, I can't live another day without knowing where I stand."

Other names

Give It a Rest, Host! Keep Going This Crazy and You'll Get Yourself Killed!收手吧宿主，这么疯你不要命啦？Former title · until Oct 2026

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225Chapters

730Reads

9.1Score

116Shelves

203Listens

357.3kReads · all time

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29 likes3y ago
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23 likes3y ago
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22 likes3y ago
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