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51 21+ I Ascended After Playing a Tragic, Powerful, and Beautiful Master 扮演美强惨师尊后我飞升了 A Hazy Glimpse朦胧见Danmei (BL)864k WordsCompleted 32.8kFavorites32.7kClicks/ch22kGifts
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The author, a female protagonist who is a uke (bottom of a dream), wrote in the chapter about the uke's ascension, "Don't mention the seme (top) on such a wonderful day." If she hates it so much, she should write a no-romance story instead of staying in the BL (Boys' Love) genre.
52 The Guide Only Wants to Be the Richest 向导只想当首富 Jue Jue决绝Danmei (BL)200k WordsCompleted Although the Sword Sect's leader, Ling Moqiong, has a name that sounds like “Never Poor,” he has always been broke and single. After failing his tribulation, he transmigrates into the interstellar era and becomes Mo Qiong, the Star River Alliance's only S-rank Guide. He also gains a fiance. His fiance, Chu Lin, is the Marshal of the First Legion and the richest man in the Star River Alliance. The richest man! According to Alliance law, all Ling Moqiong has to do is form a mental bond with Chu 36.5kFavorites36.7kClicks/ch26.9kGifts
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The Sentinel universe incorporates a special insect-themed setting. So, you know insects aren't exactly respectable? Since when did the Sentinel universe include the concept of "Guides acquiring Sentinel property through marriage"? It's not even shared property; it's direct transfer and ownership. The cargo GK will take your stinking insects with it.
53 I Really Didn’t Mean to Marry a Powerful Mogul by Contract 我真没想和大佬协议结婚 Three Thousand Winds and Snows三千风雪Danmei (BL)550k WordsCompleted My new novel next door opens in October: We’ve Already Switched Tops, So Why Do We Need a White Moonlight? After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan have barely seen each other. One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to expand the company’s markets. The other is an obscure, scandal-plagued celebrity who’s always trending for the wrong reasons. Their couple photos are all Photoshopped. Their marriage survives on sheer force of will. One da 319.8kFavorites453.8kClicks/ch241.1kGifts
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The author is a shrimp, no further explanation needed.
54 The Seventh Year of the Demon King’s Captivity of the Holy Sovereign 魔王俘虏圣君的第七年 Yue Qianyue岳千月Danmei (BL)326k WordsCompleted In the year 891 of the Great Radiance Calendar, a new Demon King was born at the bottom of the Abyss. An evil race sealed away for more than two hundred years emerged from the Abyss. Humanity was no match for them and retreated at every turn. When the enemy army reached the royal city, the Holy Sovereign of humanity fought the Demon King alone for three days and three nights. The God of Light’s protection never came, and at last the Holy Sovereign was exhausted and defeated. The desperate peopl 115.3kFavorites124.5kClicks/ch114.5kGifts
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The author has a special collection of insects. The protagonist is promiscuous, having sex with the female supporting character, while the other protagonist eavesdrops. The other protagonist is subjected to various forms of abuse, humiliation, and beatings by the protagonist and his subordinates, but he maintains a mental victory: "As long as I don't care, you haven't hurt me." The other protagonist is tortured to the point of near death by the protagonist, yet the protagonist pays no price. It's obvious who the author favors.
55 What's So Hard About Dating? 恋爱有什么难的？ Yang Qishang杨七裳Danmei (BL)255k WordsCompleted 1.6kFavorites803Clicks/ch272Gifts
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The cover is an AI image.
56 A Straight Man Will Get Pregnant If He Wears an A 直男穿A是会怀孕的 Tang Jiu Shu唐九书Danmei (BL)633k WordsCompleted 11.6kFavorites14.8kClicks/ch10.4kGifts
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Use AI cover and character design card
57 Little Frenemies 小恨侣 Hehua禾花Danmei (BL)361k WordsCompleted They say the person Xu Kuang hates most in the world is Yu Shuqing. “Do you two do it every day?” “Mm... But it's not love. It's hate.” Facing his friend's complicated expression, Xu Kuang set down his coffee cup. “Our marriage is just a transaction... What? No, I'm not under his spell. You don't understand. I have a plan.” “Really. For example, to get back at him, I'll personally teach him how to tie his husband's tie.” “I do it every day.” “Over time, he stopped stomping on my feet with his 19kFavorites18.3kClicks/ch9.7kGifts
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The BL novel contains too much heterosexual description. 0 People want to read heterosexual romance on BL platforms, thank you. Another ancient BL novel by the same author features a powerful emperor who has to secretly date the other character, unable to even announce it to the world and daring to boast about a fairytale romance – it's so frustrating!
58 A Long Wind for Tens of Thousands of Miles 长风几万里 Su Jingxian苏景闲Danmei (BL)337k WordsCompleted [The simplified Chinese edition is now available. Follow @Su Jingxian for details.] Nineteen-year-old Lu Xiao, Marquis of Wuning, had always thought he had a childhood sweetheart named A Ci. A Ci's entire family was wiped out when she was young. To restore her family's fortunes, she had no choice but to disguise herself as a man and serve as an official at court. A Ci was beautiful, but frail and alone. She had to navigate the palace's endless schemes while constantly worrying that her identity 99kFavorites102.8kClicks/ch47.8kGifts
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Author Subscribes to Special Supply Insects
59 After the Protagonist Is Robbed of His Luck [Rebirth] 主角被夺走气运之后[重生] Endless Joy终欢Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted The related cultivation wish-fulfillment novel, The Villain Doesn't Want to Turn Over a New Leaf, is now serializing. It's hot and ongoing, so click the author's profile to check it out~ [Synopsis] Mo Xun was the original protagonist, robbed of his destiny by someone who transmigrated into his world. Before the transmigrator arrived, he was the real young master of the greatest sect in the cultivation world, lost to his family and raised elsewhere. He had a happy home and loving adoptive parent 192.8kFavorites237.2kClicks/ch169.8kGifts
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The game was decent in the early and mid-game, but it collapsed in the late game, and the final battle was absurd. And for the illustration event, they commissioned two incredibly detailed solo half-body portraits for the seme, while the uke's solo illustrations were barely complete, practically just sketches. The favoritism is blatant; they didn't even bother to put on an act. It was my fault for not reading the column before reading this. This person writes about special edition worms; they should be dragged out and buried.
60 The Demon King Took Off His Little Horns 魔王摘下了他的小犄角 Yu Meng羽萌Danmei (BL)829k WordsCompleted [The entire novel is complete and has been proofread! Thank you for your company. See you in the next story!] Three hundred years after becoming the Demon King, the battle angel An Siaier faced a serious problem during an expedition. His halo had grown back again. And again. And again. An Siaier picked a perfectly secluded spot and, cursing under his breath, broke off his newly grown angel halo with practiced ease. This thing keeps growing back faster and faster! When will his undercover mission 284.1kFavorites366kClicks/ch721.9kGifts
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The author, Gong Mengnu, posted a picture of herself on a date with her love interest on Valentine's Day. She deleted it immediately after posting it on Weibo, but I saved a screenshot! [Okay] It was a pre-order for a novel called "Faruru," book number 6326462. She hid it, so I can only mention it through another novel.
61 Don't Blame Him! 不怪他！ Shui Mang睡芒Danmei (BL)413k WordsCompleted [Complete, with bonus chapters appearing from time to time~] Yang Youran transmigrated into a book as the fake young master. The fake young master had a lousy boyfriend: poor and eager to climb the social ladder, he coldly dumped him as soon as the fake young master hit rock bottom, then got together with the real young master at lightning speed! Great! Yang Youran went to confront him and break up, only to look up and see that this scumbag was incredibly handsome! A white coat, long legs, 190 278.5kFavorites352.4kClicks/ch210.7kGifts
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Alright, this is our Sleepy Mang, who only managed to get on the charts by faking data! Sleepy Mang, whose data manipulation was personally exposed by the author, Red Coat! Subscribing to your work is practically a criminal record for me. Those who haven't tried this author should check out her work to see how it goes. And this isn't even her worst work; I can confidently say that every single one of her works is terrible.
62 Every World Is Falling Apart [Quick Transmigration] 每个世界都在崩[快穿] Walnut Guoguo核桃果果Danmei (BL)858k WordsCompleted Next up: "I Have a Special Whitewashing Technique [Quick Transmigration]" The gong is sick, the shou is beyond saving but has a knife. Chu Jingran, a newly crowned Best Actor, had these most common labels before he was stabbed to death: bewitching, beautiful, a voice that makes you swoon, long legs, the nation's husband and male idol. After being stabbed to death, he had only one label: lunatic. This lunatic who never takes his medicine on time gets bound to the Jinjiang System and sets off on 32kFavorites154.1kClicks/ch17.8kGifts
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In one world, the protagonist (shou) dies, and the other protagonist (gong) commits suicide for him. The other protagonist's subordinate uses his sperm to become a surrogate mother.
63 My Partner Is a Giant Cat From the Beast World 对象是兽世大猫 Endless Flowing Thoughts鎏思漫漫Danmei (BL)293k WordsCompleted Novel Blurb: Qi Le is a cannon-fodder gong in a harem novel. In the early stages, he serves as a stepping stone for the protagonist shou. Later, when he becomes an obstacle to the protagonist shou, the plot will give him a gruesome death. He accidentally transmigrates to a beastman world. Years later, he returns to the moment of his car accident with his partner, the strongest and most beautiful cat of the cat tribe. To keep his partner from being targeted by the world's will, he decides to stay 20.5kFavorites45.3kClicks/ch8.3kGifts
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It's not just a matter of throwing your brain away anymore; you have to crush your brain and throw it into the Pacific Ocean before you can even read this. It's so weak, and the writing is a complete mess. I read five chapters and then the elderly person on the subway exited on their phone.
64 The Protagonist Went Mad After I Faked My Death 我死遁后主角疯了 Mo Xun Qiuye莫寻秋野Danmei (BL)395k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. There are two endings, including an open ending branch. Please check the author notes and the table of contents for warnings. Thank you all for your support. One-sentence summary: After transmigrating into a book, dying, and completing his mission, I happily faked my death and went home, only to be told, "The protagonist went crazy because you died, so you failed your mission. Get back to work, hahaha!" :) × Wei Tingyin transmigrated into a frustrating cultivation 33.5kFavorites33.8kClicks/ch11.1kGifts
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The reunion only happens in chapter 21, the pacing is too slow. The power levels are ridiculously high; a sword cultivator is useless without their sword, only able to use the most basic spells, losing all means of attack. The first thing the seme does after the reunion is to forcefully seduce the uke, although this is mentioned in the author's notes in the first chapter, it still makes me cringe. During the serialization, the seme is labeled a supporting character on the character card, and the uke's gleeful act of running away with the money in the synopsis makes him seem like a con artist. Author, can you please write something normal? Stop writing low-class characters, one low-class character makes two low-class characters look bad.
65 Does No One Feel Sorry for the Eldest Senior Brother? 就没人心疼大师兄吗？ Mo Xun Qiuye莫寻秋野Danmei (BL)663k WordsCompleted The entire novel is complete, including all bonus chapters. My next book will be "After My Devoted Dog from a Past Life Found Me". The blurb is at the very bottom. Zhong Yinyue transmigrated into a book: an angsty cultivation novel he had been following. He became a minor sect elder with no real role in the story. In the book, the protagonist is gravely injured by the antagonist late in the plot. To save him, his senior disciple brother, Shen Changxue, steps forward without hesitation. He brav 28.5kFavorites30.3kClicks/ch18.8kGifts
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It was incredibly frustrating, the plot was boring, the protagonist was a rabbit-like seme, and the uke was too eager to lick her boots. The protagonist was used as a furnace and kept as a servant by his former master. Although nothing actually happened, it was still very unpleasant. Even after being reborn, he felt frustrated and powerless, being beaten, scolded, and humiliated by the villains without being able to resist. His rebirth served zero purpose; he showed no sign of trying to change his fate. Perhaps he had the idea, but he took no action whatsoever. He just harbored resentment or distrust of everyone, but he didn't fight back, which was incredibly frustrating. Even in the later stages of the story, this protagonist was still being beaten up by the villains—I've never seen anything like it. The characters are very disjointed. Although the seme is eccentric, he is also very calm. He is yandere, he is manipulative, and he is gentle and warm. Although the uke is strong (relative to the seme), all his coldness, strategic thinking, and composure are just an act. In private, he immediately becomes a loser and a novel-loving otaku, a fanboy whose mind is only on the seme. In short, it looks terrible.
66 The Metaphysics Master Carries the Team to Victory 玄学大师带飞全场 Zong Nian宗年Danmei (BL)2.9M WordsCompleted [Please support the authorized edition on Jinjiang. Writing is hard on the body, causing injuries to the hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. I sincerely ask you to respect the author's hard work.] Yan Shixun has spent years traveling far and wide, making a little money by helping people catch ghosts and exorcise demons, and living a carefree life. But then his rich third-generation friend was filming a variety show and couldn't even find enough celebrity guests. He wailed, “Brother Yan, if 192.5kFavorites312.9kClicks/ch336.2kGifts
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The protagonist has a lot of oil, and the antagonist hasn't even appeared in over 20 chapters.
67 Running Into My Ex at Parent-Teacher Night 在家长会上遇前任 Shao Tang勺棠Danmei (BL)265k WordsCompleted His niece is caught dating and is too afraid to tell her parents, so she asks He Chuqiu to pretend to be her father and bail her out at school. He Chuqiu had dated in high school himself, so he kindly advises her, "I don't object to you dating, but you need to know what you're doing. High school is an important stage of your life, but most first loves don't work out." His niece: "Did your first love not work out either, Uncle?" He Chuqiu: "..." Not only did it not work out, but they'd been brok 46.4kFavorites69kClicks/ch14.3kGifts
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Japanese attack, original synopsis, backstabbing the reader, covering mouth [three-colored cat head] Run away as soon as you see this, this author is really not worth it.
68 Cold Boss is Cyber Daddy 冷酷上司是赛博Daddy Shao Tang勺棠Danmei (BL)370k WordsCompleted 1. Under too much stress at work, Ji Ran starts posting pictures of himself dressed as a woman online to blow off steam. He never shows his face, but his slim, fair figure makes him a big name in the community. Netizens often ship him with another male beauty influencer. Mr. Orca is a top-tier male beauty influencer. He never shows his face, never sells sex, and never panders to anyone. With his incredible physique and stylish photos, he has become the internet Daddy of countless people. But J 113.5kFavorites105.8kClicks/ch99.3kGifts
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The bonus chapter contains spoilers: it depicts the uke wanting to be the top, and includes some very subtle descriptions of a Japanese top. Turns out, the author couldn't hide it anymore! I'm not wrong for implicating him, haha. He's chasing me around trying to cover his mouth and delete comments. May you go downhill and become increasingly obscure.
69 Spring in Alaska 在阿拉斯加的春天 Shao Tang勺棠Danmei (BL)154k WordsCompleted [The complete novel costs only 2.49 yuan. One spring, before the snow had melted, Gu Deng, a hugely popular singing prodigy, announced his retirement on Weibo. His fans couldn't accept it, and his agency desperately searched for him. But Gu Deng bought a one-way ticket to Alaska and left on his own. He wanted to go whale-watching there, or die there. In the end, he survived. With a man, and with countless works created there. Zhang 28.2kFavorites17kClicks/ch19.9kGifts
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The Japanese seme can't be hidden anymore, new novel spoilers! The seme is Su Yue Shu, the uke is a doting, doting daddy uke, the synopsis is a cold, aloof, and easy-going uke. I will hold all the authors accountable for backing out of their work, I'll refund your money in Geneva, and if you chase me down and make me cover my mouth and delete your comments, I wish you a disastrous and increasingly obscure career.
70 The Stray Cat Gets Adopted by a CEO 流浪猫被霸总养了 Shao Tang勺棠Danmei (BL)167k WordsCompleted After taking over the group five years ago, Gu Sichen became famous for his stern, imposing manner and his lack of compassion. But one day, the aloof CEO changed. He started leaving work on time every day, stopped scolding employees for their mistakes, and even smiled at cat videos! Someone asked if he was in love. Gu Sichen replied casually, "I just picked up a cat." "It must be adorable, then?" Gu Sichen: "..." Adorable. So adorable it could kill you. On its very first day at home, the littl 10.3kFavorites9.8kClicks/ch5.1kGifts
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The shou (bottom) is Su Yue Shu, the gong (top). The synopsis describes him as a doting, doting gong, but the actual story is one of a cold, aloof gong who is actually quite unpleasant to read. The shou misunderstands a supporting character, claiming he's a minor character, and is constantly feeling bitter, believing the gong doesn't love him. When the shou tries to woo the gong, the gong remains indifferent. The gong is always cold and aloof. While the synopsis suggests a sweet story, it actually leaves the shou feeling bitter and insecure. He interprets the gong's coldness as insecurity, but who is truly insecure? Is insecurity a valid excuse for cold-blooded manipulation? The synopsis says the shou has a bad temper, but the actual story shows him constantly trying to appease the cold-blooded gong. It's not a sweet story at all; the synopsis is pure deception. The author should probably switch careers and try writing comments on Changpei (a Chinese online literature platform). You're disgusting, constantly trying to make me cover my mouth and delete my comments. I wish you continued failure and a decline in popularity.
71 A Seductive Beauty Wrecks the Insecure Bottom's Script [Quick Transmigration] 钓系美人搞崩自卑受剧本[快穿] A Tail Of Long Sauce一尾珑酱Danmei (BL)268k WordsCompleted 4.7kFavorites4.3kClicks/ch1.2kGifts
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The jokes are great, but the plot is so ridiculously stupid that it's best read without thinking. I stopped reading after chapter 15.
72 Waiting for You to Return Through Wind and Snow 风雪待归人 Xiao Xiao小霄Danmei (BL)653k WordsCompleted A Lovecraftian apocalypse and supernatural-ability story. A powerful, restrained top x a resilient, unhinged bottom. New story in June: “Dread” (school setting). Blurb below. * Ever since the first strange snowstorm fell, a mutated train has carried the world hurtling toward a cliff. Bodies mutate, mental entropy rises, and civilization teeters on the brink of extinction. The first time Qin Zhilü saw An Yu, he nearly shot him dead. A lowborn with inferior genes from the slums had survived an at 114.8kFavorites96.8kClicks/ch132.6kGifts
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The seme played the piano to lull someone who resembled the uke to sleep, even cutting off the uke's phone call. Apparently, it was the seme's first time playing the piano for someone else. When the uke asked about it afterward, the seme replied that it was because the person looked like him. The comments were all saying it was just a mission, and if you're on a mission, why didn't you let the uke listen too? Why cut off the call? Why not just keep the uke quiet and not disturb him? Why insist on emphasizing that the person resembled the uke?
73 How Could I Fall for a Fan of My Rival?! 怎么可以喜欢上对家粉! Xiao Xiao小霄Danmei (BL)294k WordsCompleted [New novel now underway: see the end for the blurb of The Ridiculous Top Student System] Wu Ruiqing, domineering CEO, elegant and reserved, sharp and decisive... He's a fan of a rising star: an older-brother fan, a solo stan, and an obsessive solo stan. Gu Zhuoli, tycoon, smooth operator, and rolling in money... He's a fan of a promising young actor: a dad fan, a solo stan, and an obsessive solo stan. They're both doing everything they can to help their respective babies (little brothers) win th 17.5kFavorites28.3kClicks/ch10.5kGifts
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Saves money version: The seme has someone more important in his heart than the uke, Shiran Literature 2.0 The protagonist verbally abuses the cricket-like bottom 135 times, insults the bottom's younger brother 124 times, wants to hit the bottom 7 times, thinks the bottom looks like a minor celebrity 7 times, fights for resources for the minor celebrity 7 times, and gets 5 resources in return. Main story: Both the seme and uke are fangirls. The uke's idol is his younger brother, while the seme's idol is a complete stranger. The seme is obsessed with this minor celebrity, almost to the point of being a dream man. He remains in this obsessive state until the very end. The gong (dominant partner) kisses the shou (submissive partner), generating two volts of voltage. However, when the shou is about to go to a hotel with his partner, his blood vessels generate one thousand volts of voltage. The protagonist discovers that a minor celebrity is having an affair with the younger brother of the protagonist. He immediately loses his composure and tries to hit the younger brother, insulting him as a "country bumpkin" in front of the protagonist. At this point, he already knows that the younger brother is a very important family member to the protagonist. The seme wanted to beat up the uke because the minor celebrity was with the uke's brother, but refrained from doing so because the uke was his boyfriend. Later, the uke asked the seme how the seme would view the uke if they weren't together. The seme first called the uke a potato and a big stick, and the uke's brother a mountain deer, saying he would stew the uke's whole family to feed the pigs. Only then did he make up for it with a nonchalant confession. Even after the two were unexpectedly revealed in the extra chapters, the seme's Weibo nickname was still the uke's younger brother's derogatory nickname, not a single word was changed. Dating the uke while using the uke's younger brother's derogatory nickname is amazing! In the extra chapters, the seme also kept calling the minor celebrity "my baby" to him. This is what it means to be obsessed with your idol. The seme watched the uke try on clothes. When the shopkeeper asked for the size, the seme almost blurted out the size of a celebrity, but swallowed the words back. He thought to himself that the uke had a good temper and knew that what he had done before was not a big problem. He could be coaxed away easily. It was a complete 30-second scene in the library. The uke gently recited a poem to lull the seme to sleep, and the seme thought it sounded familiar. Actually, the uke had commented on this poem for the uke's younger brother before, and the seme immediately logged onto a hater's account and changed the poem to say that he was going to stew the uke's younger brother. That's really low.
74 The Million-Follower YouTuber Scholar Acts for Me Every Day 百万UP学神天天演我 Xiao Xiao小霄Danmei (BL)631k WordsCompleted 507.7kFavorites542.3kClicks/ch570.2kGifts
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Xtm is holding a "covering mouth" event! If you can't stand bad reviews, then refund my subscription fee. The bottom (shou) went so far as to hire online trolls to smear him in order to get the top 100 ranking. In academic competitions, only those who are fully prepared can achieve a draw against those who are unprepared; only those who voluntarily give up the competition can be guaranteed admission. Only the male lead in the radio drama has a birthday song. Having spent the first ten-odd years of his life abroad, no matter how reclusive and socially awkward he is, he should at least have one friend, right? Guess what? He really doesn't have a single one. A reader who had subscribed to the full account complained on a private blog, expressing regret rather than insults, which led to the author breaking down and blocking the reader. You refuse to admit your bias, write long essays to clarify but can't control the chaotic reposting section, and your fans are all trying to save face, but you're the funniest one.
75 The Merman Emperor is a War Prize 把alpha人鱼陛下叼回窝 Double-Sided Pan-Fried Cod双面煎大鳕鱼Danmei (BL)1.6M WordsCompleted [Complete] [Merfolk emperor, gentle, controlling older gong] [Peregrine falcon, mechanical-limbed warrior, thorny beauty shou] In the year 2400 of the interstellar calendar, the old empire fell. Without the protection of those in power, omegas lost their status and were reduced to egg-laying machines valued only for reproduction. Bai Ling was a disabled omega whose differentiation had failed, but he was also the strongest revolutionary leader, crushing all the alphas who stood against him. To hi 159.7kFavorites171.6kClicks/ch704kGifts
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I keep seeing this stuff everywhere, so I'll just write a quick warning. The previous book had a seme wearing high heels and smoky makeup, pole dancing in a bar; the seme was a sexy wildcat, with a lot of mud-coating and condensation scenes, and constant talk about the uke invading the seme's mind—it was basically just suggestive sex. The extra chapters included a scene where the uke, after being tortured by the villain for a long time, escapes and is then humiliated and forced into sex by the seme. This book has a fatherly seme, lots of condensation scenes, and the uke constantly emphasizes that the seme is his queen. This is my personal trigger for the "layered armor" thing; if you don't mind this, don't comment on my book list, or you'll get scolded. This author initially wrote special edition novels for the GK (government-controlled) market, and didn't even bother to act in the flower market or the FW (fake online community). Later, after being beaten by the GK, he severed ties and started writing novels with the main character as the receiver to make money.
76 Reborn as the Villain's Sickly Daoist Partner 穿成反派的病美人道侣 Hou Jian后简Danmei (BL)582k WordsCompleted Shen Qingtang transmigrated into a cultivation power fantasy as a sickly, ill-fated character with the same name. In the original story, Shen Qingtang was peerlessly beautiful and graceful, but his frail health left him unable to cultivate, forcing him to marry Qin Yi, a sinister villain with a disfigured face. Qin Yi never once looked him in the eye before he died. But Shen Qingtang didn't know Qin Yi h 142.5kFavorites289kClicks/ch40.5kGifts
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Fictional settings are the best cover for idiocy. The protagonist is weak from beginning to end, mainly serving a stylistic purpose. The male lead's character is particularly inconsistent, switching between a composed, old-fashioned gentleman and a lecherous old rogue, with deeper masks beneath each one. The romance is nonsensical, and the writing doesn't keep up with the plot, making what should have been a thrilling and exciting story boring and boring to read.
77 Don't Tell Me I Can't [Esports] 不服[电竞] Vanishing Green Moss消失绿缇Danmei (BL)655k WordsCompleted [Coming Soon] Yan Yibing, captain of Team Zero, has alluring almond-shaped eyes and an easygoing, languid air. A deep red mole sits on his earlobe. Hailed as an enduring light of China's Esports scene, he has more advertising deals than he can count, and countless female fans fighting over him. Until one day, someone took his place. Han Mo, captain of Team Prince, is younger and cooler than him. He has more female fans, and even took over Yan Yibing's endorsements. And this replacement 208.3kFavorites261.1kClicks/ch106.6kGifts
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The protagonist, a professional gamer, was caught participating in a gambling tournament and was subsequently fired by Jubao. This gambling addict, however, had the audacity to hold a grudge and publicly humiliate the protagonist, forcing him to kneel and apologize. He showed absolutely no professional ethics or legal awareness. If you don't have money, you can borrow, you can donate, you can use crowdfunding platforms like Waterdrop. The only fate for a gambling addict is to quit gambling. Please be aware of this. The fact that someone involved in gambling can still participate in tournaments is astounding! The author, if they had even a basic understanding of real-world esports, couldn't have written such an outrageous plot. Do you like the league's massive bans and fines? Speak up!
78 After Being the Spare Tire Of Four Big Shots at the Same Time [Book Transmigration] 同时给四位大佬当备胎后[穿书] Lantern Raised to Rebuke the Moon提灯怼月Danmei (BL)834k WordsCompleted I’ve only ever said that I love every story I’ve written, every character in them. I’ve only ever said that I truly love them. I have [never] used the term “dark past” or expressed any such attitude. Yu Tang transmigrated into a book and became Yu Tang, a disposable lovesick simp who was hopelessly devoted to movie star Sui Si, yet could never win his heart. To help Sui Si, he willingly entered a fake marriage with him to quiet public opinion, took the blame for scandals, and shouldered the fal 252.8kFavorites530.5kClicks/ch333.2kGifts
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The third of three thousand pseudonyms from the "Three Thousand Dreams Downstairs" thread. End.
79 The Sickly Villain Doesn't Want a Relationship [Quick Transmigration] 病弱反派不想搞对象[快穿] Duan Geng煅庚Danmei (BL)112k WordsOngoing Posted on the author's behalf: I applied and learned that if the novel goes three months without an update, it will automatically be taken off the paid subscription system. I'll release the full text of this story in three months. I'm deeply grateful and so sorry to everyone. Please don't argue or attack each other. I hope you can live happily. From my very first day on Jinjiang until now, I'm grateful to every friend I've met. I've thought about it for a long time. I tried my best to hold 17.2kFavorites19.5kClicks/ch10.3kGifts
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The second of the three thousand dream-like pseudonyms downstairs, the one written by the "Special Supply Bug," was on this account.
80 They Regretted It After My Heart Turned to Ash 心如死灰后他们后悔了 AlohomoraDanmei (BL)651k WordsCompleted I've only ever said that I love every book I've written, every character. I've only ever said that I truly love them. I have never once mentioned anything about past scandals, nor have I ever held such an attitude. [Completed] From childhood to adulthood, Luo Zhi seemed unable to do anything right. His biological parents didn't like him. They only had eyes for his outstanding older brother, his considerate younger sister, and his sensible stepbrother. His sister was sweet and obedient to everyo 218.1kFavorites319.3kClicks/ch129.4kGifts
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One of the pseudonyms of the three thousand dreams downstairs
81 My Agent Can Read Minds 我家经纪人会读心[娱乐圈] Three Thousand Dreams of an Ordinary Life三千大梦叙平生Danmei (BL)494k WordsCompleted I’ve only ever said that I love every story I write and every character in them. I’ve only ever said that I truly love them. I have [never] said anything about a dark past, nor have I ever felt that way. [This blurb was first posted in April 2018.] Lin Zhu can read minds. He uses his ability as a talent agent, and there’s never been a role or opportunity he couldn’t secure. “Add a hundred thousand. Do we have a deal?” “You should know who the script in your hands is meant for.” “Sleep with 101.8kFavorites226.8kClicks/ch87.5kGifts
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The fourth time I wrote this, I started using a pseudonym to write about special edition bugs. I fawned over GK and swore to keep him, but for the readers on my main account who were deceived, I just told them to take it or leave. I forgot about Benha. Don't you know who made you famous?
82 Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show 咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈] Yuan塬Danmei (BL)544k WordsCompleted Male Lead No. 2: “Oh, I went to LA last year to get my EMBA. The sea breeze there is really nice. What about you?” Shen Li: “Me? I did nine years of compulsory education in China.” Female Lead No. 1: “Haha, you’re so funny. I think this little cake is delicious. Its milky aroma is so unique, spreading through your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis… Would you like to try one?” Shen Li: “No thanks. It won’t fill me up. Want this steamed bun instead?” Male Lead No. 3: “What do you do for work?” 97.7kFavorites119kClicks/ch73.2kGifts
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Reader's Account Subscription Offers Exclusive Content. It's clear the author intended to write an ensemble piece, but the supporting characters and secondary couples were so stupid that it was almost unreadable. It's as weak as my academic paper, with a messy plot and just random lines from a dream.
83 Drawing a Prison with a Finger 画指为牢 Cangwu Bin Bai苍梧宾白Danmei (BL)200k WordsCompleted Shen Zhengning was in the habit of leaving home at 7:40. But one day, he started leaving five minutes earlier every day, just so he could “accidentally” run into his unrequited love on the roadside. Zhuang Mingqi is handsome, cold, suffers from stomach problems, hates being touched by other people, and has only recently returned to the country. After their third chance encounter, he sneered inwardly: You look so pathetic, trying so hard to get close to me. Shen Zhengning went out of his way to 6.9kFavorites5.4kClicks/ch9.8kGifts
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Extensive descriptions of intense, muddy attacks; the comment section is teeming with top-obsessed, Japanese-style top-obsessed women.
84 After We Broke Up, My Ex-Boyfriend's Younger Brother Kissed Me 分手后前男友弟弟吻了上来 Quan Zhou权昼Danmei (BL)220k WordsCompleted ●Upcoming: "Transmigrated into the Doomsday Big Shot's Shared Hermaphrodite Lover" ●A touch-starved recipient x a mildly ghostly pursuer in an oral fixation phase ●Size difference / younger pursuer / faux sister-in-law romance / changing pursuers The day Jiang Yumian discovers his boyfriend is cheating, they've already been giving each other the cold shoulder for six months. In truth, they might as well have broken up already, but for the sake of appearances, he still decides to have a calm con 6.4kFavorites5.3kClicks/ch2.6kGifts
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The writing is terrible, with a useless plot forced in to use the Xiaoyan trope and the Hagi x cat abuse trope (this is the most intolerable; I initially just couldn't stand it, but now it's become a landmine). It has a kind of forced beauty to the point of being unproductive.
85 Stop Pretending, I Know Everything 别装，朕都知道 Unfamiliar with Every Morning不识朝朝Danmei (BL)343k WordsCompleted Zhu Weixuan is an emperor, and no one dares offend him. Recently, however, he’s been dreaming that he’s entered an outrageous ABO novel. The entire story has no content beyond its two protagonists going at it anytime, anywhere. He’s one of them, an Omega, and his Alpha is a top-tier A with a mouth full of filthy talk. During his heat, the Alpha forces him into all kinds of impossible, humiliating positions. He spends half the month in heat, and the other half in rut, with the two of them going 26.5kFavorites31.1kClicks/ch8.6kGifts
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It's okay for killing time, a mindless sweet romance. The emperor (bottom) is constantly offended and manipulated by his minister (top), which is very frustrating. Whether in dreams or real life, the bottom is always in a state of being suppressed and controlled, which is very stifling. If you only want to read sweet and refreshing romance novels, beware. The author adds free chapters in the comments, but the paid chapters are not, which seems like a scam to get subscriptions.
86 I Like Your Pheromones 我喜欢你的信息素 Guiding Star引路星Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted As a handsome Beta from a well-off family, Duan Jiayan coasted through life for over a decade, doing whatever he pleased, until he met Lu Xingci in high school. Lu Xingci came from a better family, was taller, played basketball better, and was leagues ahead of Duan Jiayan academically. Even Duan Jiayan’s troublemaking friends couldn’t help praising Lu Xingci now and then. Most importantly, the girl Duan Jiayan had his eye on admitted that she’d liked the school heartthrob, Lu Xingci, for years. 1.9MFavorites2.5MClicks/ch1.2MGifts
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The traditional Chinese extra chapters depict the protagonist (shou) working as a junior employee at the other's company. Their relationship is kept secret, causing the shou to become sensitive, suspicious, anxious, and insecure. The author feeds readers history (414), the "CPj" who runs forward with their eyes covered, only deducting 99 points and ignoring unfair treatment of characters (414), the book is super seductive and the female host (414), and Do Gonha.
87 After My Pathetic Backup Lover Persona Backfired (Quick Transmigration) 卑微备胎人设翻车后（快穿） Mengmeng Is Not Cute蒙蒙不萌Danmei (BL)704k WordsCompleted [A new serial is looking for follows: The Pathetic Backup Lover Is Actually Fraysexual (Quick Transmigration)] #I just want to quietly be a simp# #Stop chasing me, damn it! I'm only simping for you because of the bonus. Can't you just take the free attention and be happy?# Chao Ci is a high-performing quick transmigration worker whose task is to be the protagonist's simp. Nobody wants this thankless job, but Chao Ci thrives at it for the bonuses and performance points. The protagonist treats me 155.7kFavorites442.9kClicks/ch88kGifts
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This story is also documented on the Green River Anti-Terrorism Bot. The synopsis is misleading; it promises a "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" scenario, but the fourth world doesn't show any real suffering for the male lead. Many readers commented asking if the male lead's suffering could be accelerated, and the author promised, only to later take a break explaining "lack of inspiration." The other worlds are similarly bad. The protagonist in this story suffers from a leg ailment, and the author only gives readers a warning in Chapter 18 when the story goes to be available for purchase. From the protagonist's perspective, the antagonist always loves the cannon fodder protagonist, and the antagonist indirectly causes the protagonist to be condemned by everyone. The author really only loves the melodramatic flavor of a simp protagonist x scumbag antagonist. During serialization, in order to reach the rankings, exclamation marks or meaningless text are used to pad the word count of the VIP chapters, with each chapter containing several hundred words, euphemistically called "anti-piracy". The person behind this "pigeon head" (a nickname for a user) has a number of questionable actions: 1. Creating a persona: claiming to have passed the CET-4 (College English Test Band 4) at 18, and then self-promoting herself as a minor in the online gaming community. 2. After being caught cheating on the rankings, she made frivolous claims that others had tricked her, a newbie, and deliberately harmed her. Other "pigeon heads" exposed that "Mengmeng Bumeng" was an alternate account, a case of an old cucumber trying to appear young.
88 When the Ice Queen Meets a Roughneck 当高岭之花遇到糙汉后 Mountain Pillow Moon山枕月Danmei (BL)111k WordsCompleted [Complete] The full novel is finished. A full subscription costs just 1 yuan. Thank you for reading. ●3● Blurb: [Short story, expected to be around 90,000 words] [Oblivious, sunny puppy × melancholy, cool beauty] The first time Xiao Ying met Chu Jinglan, Chu Jinglan had just finished a business dinner and stepped outside to sober up. He tugged off his tie w 29.2kFavorites40.2kClicks/ch11kGifts
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The protagonist is not aloof at all, but rather self-pitying and insecure, with no sense of control. The male lead is not a burly, sycophantic type either. The synopsis is misleading; it's like a White Cat Master 2.0.
89 The Emperor and His Court Ministers Travel to the Modern World 朕和群臣穿现代 I Observe It予观之Danmei (BL)599k WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete] [Pre-release: "We Fell in Love Online, Then I Found Out I Added the Wrong Person" Please add it to your collections! Blurb below~] At thirteen, Chu Shenhe was entrusted with a kingdom in crisis, taking over a realm scarred by war and teetering on the brink of collapse. He devoted his whole life to governing diligently and working tirelessly, until he brought peace and prosperity to the Great Xuan Dynasty and won the submission of the surrounding tribes. In the end, he die 13.7kFavorites26.4kClicks/ch7.2kGifts
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It's dragging on and the pacing is terrible. It's one thing to have a lot of screen time for important supporting characters, but they even spend an entire chapter describing the behavior and thoughts of casual fans. It's just overwhelming.
90 He's Gloomy and Obsessive 他阴郁又偏执 Jiu Bao玖宝Danmei (BL)323k WordsCompleted When Su Qingci was diagnosed with a terminal illness, he thought it was karma. He was gloomy and obsessive, madly in love with Pei Jingchen. He used threats and inducements to force Pei Jingchen to be with him. He was sharp-tongued and jealous, forbidding Pei Jingchen from making too many friends. He constantly checked up on him and made a scene if he came home even a little late. So he deserved to be hated by Pei Jingchen. Su Qingci gazed at the man's cold, hard features and icy eyes, and tr 40.8kFavorites51.3kClicks/ch8.2kGifts
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There was no crematorium at all. After the protagonist was out of danger, everyone kept telling him, "The seme loves you very much, he just doesn't know how to talk," trying to brainwash him. However, the years of cold violence and the actual damage were there, and it was not something that could be easily dismissed with the excuse that he didn't know how to talk.
91 Woke up and Heard I Was Married 一觉醒来听说我结婚了 Papaya Huang木瓜黄Danmei (BL)468k WordsCompleted [Next novel: Fake Academic Rivals. Find it in my author page =3= Muah] This might be a fake showbiz novel, or maybe the blurb is fake too. Shao Si was sickly from childhood. He only lived to this day because he accidentally got bound to a life-extending System that was like a ghost. After he set foot in the entertainment industry, things got even more life-threatening. System: We are the Black Curtain Duo. Our goal is to clean up the entertainment industry and expose all its shady dealings. 544.2kFavorites715.9kClicks/ch187.5kGifts
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The ending suddenly reveals that the male lead had countless past relationships and even dated me in Produce Camp 4. This setup doesn't advance the plot at all; it just shows the author loves rotten gossip about the male lead.
92 I’ll Offer You Mountains and Rivers as My Betrothal Gift 愿以山河聘 Floating White Tune浮白曲Danmei (BL)460k WordsCompleted [This work has been licensed for publication in simplified Chinese. Follow me on Weibo for details. Its original title was “After Marrying the Tyrant, I Wanted to Keep a Widow’s Vigil Every Day.” The cover is from the audio drama poster.] My next novel, “After Marrying the Evil God,” is now underway. [Blurb] The Qin king Ji Yue is a tyrant who terrifies the Seven Kingdoms. Yet there is one person, delicate and frail in bearing, with a lovely face, who dares to throw his weight around in front o 347.4kFavorites526.5kClicks/ch216.1kGifts
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Geneva refunds money, on one hand watching male-dominated, female-subordinate special insects, on the other hand writing about a pampered female protagonist saving a noble male protagonist, and on the other hand claiming to have awakened female consciousness and kicking BL, and then inexplicably stopping updates for two years, and when she comes back, she tries to abandon the story under the pretext of awakening. She eats the rice and then curses the cook, betraying the people who paid for her. You've really messed up in your life.
93 Teacher, Do You Take Requests? 老师，接委托吗？ Moon Beneath the Eaves檐下月Danmei (BL)502k WordsCompleted The whole novel is complete! Could you please give it a five-star rating? ovo Novel blurb: - A thread appeared late at night on the anime section of Green River Forum. [Help: I recently got lucky and commissioned a cosplayer I absolutely adore, but there are a few moments when I think he looks like my blind date. What should I do?] The replies were full of jokes, and the top-voted answer was: [This is a very serious matter. Y 18.5kFavorites15.1kClicks/ch19.2kGifts
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The novel devotes a lot of space to describing the protagonist's infatuation with the other protagonist, and the protagonist's various crazy confessions are a bit uncomfortable to read. The other protagonist's return of affection is also very subtle and lacks any real flair. The author's bias is obvious. The other protagonist has a group of friends and family members, but the protagonist does not. The protagonist's parents are always trying to matchmake the two protagonists. The extremely unequal setting is really hard to bear.
94 Let's Not Make Up Too Quickly 别太快冰释前嫌 Someone Who Needs Protection需要保护的人Danmei (BL)512k WordsCompleted Chen Jiazhi planned to settle the inheritance and then ask Shen Shixu to get back together. He never expected to be diagnosed with stomach cancer first. He thought they would never meet again, but fate had other ideas. Shen Shixu glanced around without changing expression and asked coolly, “He didn’t come back to the country with you?” Chen Jiazhi looked guilty and answered in a tiny voice, “Who?” “The perfect boyfriend you described in your autobiography.” A cold, sharp-tongued doctor seme 123.4kFavorites166kClicks/ch51.5kGifts
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This story is also recorded in the Green River Mine Clearance bot. The so-called crematorium scene is actually the seme slapping himself twice. The synopsis is fraudulent. The uke is wrongly accused of cheating. The seme smashes his head against the cabinet and chokes him. The uke, as a cancer patient, is pushed downstairs by cannon fodder and breaks his bones while in the hospital. He still has to cooperate with the seme to deceive the villain while he is sick. The author is crazy and sent a lawyer's letter to the mine clearance post and insulted the mine clearance post poster.
95 EN No Choice but to Be the Villain's Wife 没办法，只能给反派当老婆了 Rich Girl Cat多金少女猫Danmei (BL)979k WordsCompleted On the first day of his summer vacation before senior year, Chi Yu was bundled off by the System into a cultivation novel about a domineering protagonist. His task was to eliminate the great villain, Xie Xiyi. Chi Yu looked at the villain, whose whole body was poisonous, whose every strand of hair could melt a Nascent Soul body, and who carried a Ten Thousand Souls Banner refined from the souls of countless prodigies. He was utterly wicked and guilty of the most heinous crimes. His eyes widened 77.2kFavorites75.3kClicks/ch78.1kGifts
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This story is also documented in the Green River Anti-Terrorism Bot. It's a case of a fake couple pairing, a deceptive synopsis, labeled as lighthearted but depicting the seme repeatedly abusing/killing the uke, who then selflessly serves as the seme's follower. The seme's tragic past is not a justification for his abuse of the uke; his misery was not caused by the uke. The author attempts to rationalize the seme's abuse/killing of the innocent uke by using "the seme's tragic past," revealing their own bias and prejudice.
96 My Wife Is an Omega 我老婆是个Omega Nian Luan廿乱Danmei (BL)527k WordsCompleted [Next novel: “From the Republic of China to the Present,” a marriage-first, love-later story, now out!] [Coming soon: “A Thousand Years Later, My Account Was Unblocked” and “I Transmigrated to Ancient Times to Be the Emperor’s Cat”] Jiang Rong was born into a world where every family hoped to have an Alpha or Omega child. But at eighteen, he still hadn’t presented as either one. He was merely an unremarkable Beta, and his parents treated him coldly, practically ignoring him. It seemed fate final 161.5kFavorites189.9kClicks/ch97.2kGifts
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This story is also recorded in the Green River Mine Clearance Bot. It's a GK-style CP, a popular top x a pitiful bottom. The bottom is constantly bullied by the top's friends and family. There are various female supporting characters who fawn over the top. The description of the female supporting characters has a Sunba vibe. He is granted male status.
97 Beta Passing Through, Rejecting the Trending Searches Beta路过拒绝热搜 Yaohe Ya摇鹤芽Danmei (BL)226k WordsCompleted The locked story will never be unlocked again. Please stop hoping otherwise. No one may cross the country's bottom line, and DP is an absolute red line. I made a terrible mistake. Please don't let this mistaken article influence you. We must firmly say no to DP. Comments are now closed. Wishing everyone peace and safety year after year. Synopsis: Qu Tingrong is a beta who's prettier than an omega and nearly as capable as an alpha. At twenty-two, she used her strength to defeat a crowd of alphas 8.9kFavorites14.2kClicks/ch2.3kGifts
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This person is also recorded in the Green River Landmine Clearance bot. In another work by the same author, "After the Female Supporting Character's Beta Brother Was Targeted by the Male Lead," the seme's pheromones have a hint of poppy scent, bordering on drug use, and there are multiple descriptions of the uke becoming addicted to the seme. The descriptions of the addiction process are very positive. The story is locked, so I'm mentioning it here. The story is supposed to be a uke-centric story labeled as "popular with everyone," but it turns out the popular one is the seme, and this wasn't stated in the synopsis.
98 I Became My Childhood Friend’s Cat After I Died 死后成了竹马的猫 Xi Shuimu喜水木Danmei (BL)336k WordsCompleted Synopsis: Jiang Heng lived a carefree life until the age of eighteen, when he was suddenly told that he was the fake young master who had been switched at birth. The pampered young master of the Jiang family instantly became an orphan with no one to turn to. Before he could even recover from the news, a truck skidded out of control and overturned, crushing him to death on the spot. When he woke up again, he discovered that not only had he transmigrated four years into the future, he had also be 174.9kFavorites197.2kClicks/ch93.8kGifts
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This story is also recorded in the Green River Mine Clearance bot. The protagonist was only injured by a big truck and was abused as a cat after turning into a cat. The other protagonist, however, lost his love!
99 21+ Don't Fall for Me 不许心动 Yao Yao Yi Yan杳杳一言Danmei (BL)259k WordsCompleted 148.6kFavorites223.9kClicks/ch44.6kGifts
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A pedophile is coming from Changpei; run!
100 East of This Lake 此湖之东 Testing the Wind试风Danmei (BL)436k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] The first rule in He Baifan's Photographer's Guide to the Job: Never fall in love with your subject. If you absolutely have to fall in love, pick someone kind and trustworthy. Most importantly, never, ever fall for a phoenix man. In 2016, the 996 work schedule wasn't yet common, but research drudge Lu Ye was already ahead of his time, living the miserable life of an academic laborer working from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m., seven days a week. The day he was accepted into a direct 23.8kFavorites16.2kClicks/ch30.8kGifts
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The author of the "bitter and sour" novel from Changpei, Dafeng, is not a puppet. She is a 52.8-Year-old thief's mother. She loves writing about low-class seme and insecure uke. She is good at copywriting fraud and loves marketing. Her writing is a mess. She can exaggerate leg hair to the heavens and the earth. Moreover, there are a lot of dream girls in this author's works. In short, normal people should run away.

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