Matsuda's Little Brother Wants to Punch Me

A certain whiskey man, reborn at twenty-five, runs into a handsome guy with curly hair at a convenience store. He takes a look from every angle and thinks something seems off. Why does that face... look so much like his own? He secretly follows the guy, knocks him out, and sends a DNA sample to a back-alley doctor for testing. When he sees the 99.9% paternity match on the chromosome analysis report, Mr. Whiskey sucks in a sharp breath and quietly lights a cigarette. “Holy crap... So in my previous life, I had a younger brother who got lost somewhere, and he was training to be a cop?!” * When Matsuda was in his first year of junior high, his three-years-older bastard of a brother left a note saying, “I’ll come back to see Dad after I’ve made something of myself,” and then disappeared for a full nine years. After that, Matsuda and his childhood friend entered the police academy with two goals: beating up the National Police Agency Commissioner General and finding his bastard of a brother. But not long after graduation, a man in black tossed away the bomb that had almost blown up his coworker and bounded over to him. “Hey, Jinpei. Long time no see? I’ve had amnesia for too long... How about you take this five-million-yen card home and show it to Dad?” Looking into the other man’s strangely familiar blue eyes, Matsuda couldn’t decide whether to ask, “Did you rob a bank? Where’d you get all that money?” or “You bastard, you’re still alive?!” After a moment’s thought, Matsuda threw the hardest punch of his life. “You bastard of a brother, you really should just die!” [Important Warning] The story is entirely about brotherly love, with a main plot and plenty of author-invented plot holes. Please read without thinking too hard. The ending takes place before the Detective Conan timeline begins! Theme: Stay happy every day and cherish your family