The Melancholy of Saiki Kusuo

Sanchuang extra: "Can I go home with you?" "This is the program team of "Can I Follow You Home?" Can I be interviewed?" Since she happened to be wearing a germanium ring today, Nanzi couldn't hear her voice, so she got entangled with such a troublesome guy. Being on TV means that she may be seen by people she knows, and she will be forced to increase her presence. Although the farce at the school gate has become a topic of conversation for many people, Nanzi still hopes to avoid all this. She stared back at the two of them expressionlessly. After being stared at for a few seconds, the host who spoke first couldn't help but shed a cold sweat. [That's right, just feel embarrassed and retract your statement. Kusuko continued his gaze. "Wow, what a scary look, it seems like it's saying, "If you dare to follow me, you'll be dead"..." "So cute, but so scary! So cute, but so scary! So cute, but so scary!" "Sure enough, I'm going to be rejected by the first interviewer again. It's so miserable (laughs)" Unfortunately, she came out with her mom and dad this time, even though no one was around right now. The loving couple was wearing pink bubbles and didn't pay attention to the people around them. Of course, there was also the reason why she lowered her presence and wanted to hang out by herself, so they "separated". By coincidence, they had just finished a conversation and remembered that they had brought their daughter out and came back to find Nanzi. "Hey - is it a TV station? Do you want to interview Xiaonan?" Mom asked excitedly. Sure enough, she said something like, "I loved watching your show when I was young~" "I'm so happy, I wonder if Kongsuke can see it?" Mom walked home with the two hosts. ... It's so troublesome. Nanzi sighed calmly in her heart, but her face still maintained the expression that seemed to freeze the air. She didn't want to be interviewed at all, but her excitement clearly exceeded the limits of conventional physics. "Oh, Xiaonan is just a little introverted! In fact, she is very cute!" Said her mother, while enthusiastically holding the host's shoulders and pushing her home. "Come in quickly, come in quickly, it's so hot outside." Nanzi was caught in the middle, like a doll being forcibly dragged. She glanced at the finger with the germanium ring on it, and silently wondered if she would be scolded worse by her mother if she used her superpower to blow up the camera lens now. [Forget it, since you can't escape, let's fight quickly. Just act bored enough and they should leave on their own. However, her daily disaster cannot end just like that. The moment she was changing her shoes at the entrance, Nanzi caught a glimpse of a familiar figure sitting on the sofa in the living room. That is the Stone God Senku. He was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, just like he was at home, and he was tinkering with a part that he couldn't tell what it was. When he saw a group of people coming in, he was a little surprised at first, then narrowed his red eyes slightly, and the corners of his mouth curved up in a good show. "Fuck! There's a man on the sofa!" "Who is this? Who is this? He looks so handsome but he feels like a villain!" "Wait a minute, isn't this the genius Ishigami Senku from our junior high school? Why is he here? I remember he and Kusuko are neighbors?" "Don't leave, science popularizer in front of you! I really want to know why my neighbor is drinking tea so calmly at someone else's house!" Nanzi took a deep breath and took off the ring - there was no use wearing it now, so she might as well take it off to send a message. [Qianzora, why are you here. And why are you on my couch. "Hey, I'm back, Kusuko." Qianzora put down what he was doing, and his tone was as relaxed as if he was discussing today's weather. "Originally, I wanted to ask you to help test the new heat-resistant material, but you weren't here, so I came in first and waited for you. By the way-" He pointed at the cameraman who was setting up the machine, and said with a smile, "It seems like you don't have much time today." The host obviously noticed this young man with a unique temperament, and immediately turned the camera keenly: "Hey? Who is this handsome guy?" Mom answered immediately: "Oh, this is Ishigami's classmate who lives next door! He often comes to our house to play with Nanzi!" "Hey, I'm Stone God Qianku." Qianku didn't move, just nodded slightly, and then looked at Kusuzi, "How about, do you want to go with me? I can't do it without you." [Today it's time to try to study the principle of generating electricity from the "Unmanned Stone". It would be very dangerous for me to do it by myself without Mr. Kusuko. You want to leave too, right? He raised his eyebrows, thinking to himself. Nanzi was obviously moved. What he said was a bit ambiguous, but to outsiders, it was full of ambiguous hints. "It seems like something you would say when you elope..." "What kind of talk is this? Are all scientists doing this?" "Is this the advantage of childhood sweethearts? They immediately entered the house!" "Is Kusuko blushing? I don't think so... But it's even more exciting!" Kusuko looked at Qianzora expressionlessly. You did it on purpose. I am 100% sincere. Ishigami Qianku still responded to her appropriately as if he had the ability to read minds. Although he thought so in his heart, the smile between his eyebrows clearly said "I was right." Just when the scene became delicate due to Qianzora's speech, the doorbell rang again. Nanzi wanted to hold her head up. She had already known in advance who was outside through the approaching heartbeat - it was a guy who would definitely make the scene more chaotic. Her back was to the door and she didn't move. Mom excitedly opened the door: "Oh, are there any guests again?" The door opened. Standing at the door was a young man with short red hair and heterochromatic eyes. He was wearing the uniform of the Luoshan Basketball Club, with a thin layer of sweat on his forehead. He looked like he had just played a game. Indeed, today it was Luoshan's turn to compete with other schools. The man outside the door was none other than Teiko Middle School's "Generation of Miracles" captain, Akashi Seijuro. "Hello, aunt." Akashi's voice was as gentle as jade, "I am Akashi Seijuro. Our school has a competition nearby today. After that, I stopped by to visit Kusuko." His eyes looked past his mother and landed precisely on Nanzi. At that moment, Nanzi felt as if she was locked in the spotlight on the basketball court. "Akaashi Seijuro!!!" "Oh my God! What kind of magical lineup is this! Does Akashi actually know this heroine?!" "Just call me the heroine? (Laughs)" "Because she really looks like a shoujo manga heroine." "Wow, the eyes are so scary, it feels like you are looking at prey." "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori, does Akashi-kun have someone you like? Do I have no chance?" Akashi walked into the room and glanced at Ishigami Senku who was sitting on the sofa. Their eyes met in the air, as if there were invisible sparks crackling. "Oh? Isn't this Mr. Ishigami?" Akashi smiled slightly. The smile was impeccable, but Kusuzi knew that it was the calm before the storm. "It's a coincidence that I met you in a place like this. It seems that Nanzi is indeed very popular." "To each other, Akashi-san." Senku replied without any sign of weakness, with a hint of sarcasm in his tone. "He ran to someone else's house just after the game. Luoshan's captain is really very idle." "For me, all actions are for the ultimate victory." Akashi walked to Kusuko and looked down at Ishigami Senku sitting on the sofa. Qianku, who clearly looked up to him but was still confident, formed a perfect confrontation with him. "Including the matter of pursuing Nanzi, I came here with the determination to win." Boom——! The barrage exploded instantly. "прямаядекларация! (Russian: direct declaration!)" "Young Master Akashi is crazy! How can the words 'pursue Nanzi' come out of his mouth so easily!" "Asura Field! This is the real Shura Field! Scientists on the left, emperors and generals on the right!" "Kusuko's current expression... Hahahaha. Although her face is still paralyzed, I can feel her inner collapse!" The photographer held the camera steady in his hands, trying not to let his trembling hands affect the stability of the picture. Eh? Real or fake? Shura field? Here? Our program? Our show is going to explode——! Nanzi was sandwiched between two boys with strong auras, feeling like a battery being hit by two high-voltage currents. She was already thinking about teleporting and controlling the whole world with her thoughts to make everyone think it was normal - of course not, the whole world would be in chaos. [You two, can you please stop treating me as some kind of trophy or experimental equipment? Also, the camera is still filming. "It's okay, Nanzi." Akashi tilted his head gently and looked into Nanzi's eyes, "Just let them take the picture. Just in time, I also want to declare my ownership to other people who want to pursue you." "Huh? Ownership?" Senku Ishigami sneered and interjected, "According to the definitions of biology and sociology, human beings are independent individuals, and there is no such thing as ownership. Akashi-san, your idealistic statement is untenable in the face of science." "But in the realm of emotions, sensibility is often better than reason." Akashi retorted fluently, "Moreover, Kusuko obviously needs someone who can take care of her daily life and give her a sense of security, rather than a mad scientist who only lets her suck dust in the laboratory." The two of them spoke to each other. Although the words were elegant and the tone was calm, the smell of gunpowder was so strong that it almost made the smoke alarm go off. Being fought over by the two, Nanzi felt dizzy. [Help... Someone help me...] At this moment, the sound of the door opening came from the stairs. Coming down from upstairs was a boy with pink hair. He is wearing the same home clothes as Nanzi. He looks very similar to Nanzi, but his gender is different. He was holding a coffee jelly in his hand and had the same "deadpan" expression on his face as Kusuko. Saiki Kusuo. Saiki Nanko's parallel world counterpart is also one of the "sources of trouble" she least wants to see now. He walked to Nanzi very naturally and handed the coffee jelly to Nanzi very naturally. Nanzi also subconsciously took the coffee jelly. Nanzi looked down at the crystal jelly in her hand. After struggling for a while, she finally felt that she couldn't live up to the coffee jelly. After taking a spoonful, the look on her face relaxed a lot, and she even seemed to have some special effects of blooming flowers. The program team, who were pretending to be non-existent, were expressing their voices again, but Nanzi was so disheartened that she no longer wanted to care about what they thought. "??????????" "Wait, who is this pink haired person? I remember Kusuko only has one blond brother?!" "They look just like Kusuko! Are they really not biological siblings who have been lost for many years?" "Really, with that look, I bet this brother also likes Kusuko!" "I can't believe that these are relatives at all. This is clearly the aura of the main palace!" "Ah~ Kusuo is here too!" Mom brought out the fruits for the guests from the kitchen, and she went to prepare them after Akashi came in. She was completely out of sorts and greeted happily, "Come on, come on, let's eat some fruit together! Oh, our family is really busy today!" After that, she handed everyone a cup of tea. Dad was already crying and biting the handkerchief (where did he get the handkerchief?): "Ugh - my kawaii Nanzi is going to be snatched away by another stinky man -" "Hahaha, it looks like the house is very lively." The TV suddenly turned on automatically, and the assistant from the other side of the ocean used the TV screen to talk to here. "—What do you want to do to my dear sister?" The gloomy aura seems to come out of the TV! "!? Stk!?" "Sister control, so scary..." "What is the relationship between these four men... No, these five (including Kusuko herself)!" "The program team has made a lot of money! This episode's ratings will definitely explode!" Nanzi felt like she was about to suffocate. On the left is a possessive emperor, on the right is a peer with the same face, in front of him is a scientist who is a genius of logic, and on the TV there is his brother who sees everyone as a monkey. [The world... Destroy it. Her eyes were empty and she stopped thinking. Just when the situation was at a stalemate and the four male protagonists were releasing low pressure that could destroy the city, the door was knocked again. Mom opens the door. The visitor's golden, semi-long hair shone dazzlingly in the sun, and his gorgeous captain's uniform was incompatible with the people around him, but yet so harmonious. Seven Seas Dragon Water. He fell in love with this outfit after getting the memory of the future, so he customized similar clothing directly based on his own memory. "Hey! Everyone is here!" Nanami Ryuusui's voice was loud and confident. He strode into the living room, completely ignoring the tense atmosphere around him, and walked straight to Nanzi. "Nanami Ryushui!!!" "Even he's here! Are you trying to gather all the Earth OL players?" "Nanami-sama's painting style is completely different from others, hahaha!" "Don't laugh in front of me, Nanami-sama is serious!" Nanami Ryuusui looked at Kusu with pure, unabashed desire and appreciation burning in her eyes. He stretched out his hand to Nanzi and said loudly: "Kusu! I've decided! I'm going to take you to the sea! The 'Amphitrite' is ready and ready to go at any time!" ... Huh? Before Kusuo could react, Nanami Ryuusui turned to Stone God Senku and reached out to him as well: "And you, Senku! Come with us too!" He concluded: "I want you, Kusuko! And you, Senku!" Rumble——! If the Shura Field before was an undercurrent (was it really dark?), Then now it is simply a volcanic eruption. The amount of information in this sentence is so large that the barrage has briefly stalled. """""I want you!!!"""" "Are you a devil?! NTR in person (although not a couple)?!" "No, this is not just NTR, this is a public execution!" "And he also dragged Senku into it? Is this some kind of 3｜P invitation?" "As expected of him." "Akaashi's face is dark! Completely dark!" "The apple in Kusuo's hand will be crushed!" "Kuso... Kuso's soul has left her body!" Veins popped up on Akashi's forehead, and the tea cup in his hand made an overwhelming sound of breaking: "Nanami-kun... Do you know what you are talking about?" "Of course I know!" Nanami Ryuusui replied matter-of-factly, "I'm interested in Kusuko's talent, and I'm also interested in Senku's mind! As a captain, I want to recruit outstanding talents under my command! What a pleasure it is!" "What a pleasant figure!" Qianzora looked like he was looking at some kind of uncivilized creature, "Don't compare me with such a romantic idiot! Besides, your 'want' refers to labor force! It's definitely labor force!" "Labor is also a form of love!" Nanami Ryuusui laughed. Although Kusuo Saiki still had no expression, Kusuo heard some breaking sounds. She turned her head and saw clearly that a slight crack had appeared on the wall behind her. "Hahaha, Mr. Nanami, if you want to take others out to play, wouldn't it be better to make a reservation first?" Kousuke's hearty gnashing of teeth came out from the TV not to be outdone. Nanzi felt that her sanity was declining rapidly. She looked at the five men in front of her who had different styles but were equally troublesome. Akashi's dominance and control. Qian Kong's reason and calculation. Kongsuke's evil belly and poisonous tongue. Kusuo's strength and disguise. Long Shui's boldness and straight shots. Plus the mother who was still outside the situation, and the camera crew who couldn't wait to shine the camera on everyone's face. This world is hopeless. Nanzi closed her eyes slowly and slowly. [It's already a mess, so you might as well drink it while it's hot. She let out one last desperate cry in her heart. [Destroy it quickly. Tired. "Kusuko gave up!" "Kusuko finally gave up!" "Is this what it means to be surrounded by five top bosses?" "Although I feel distressed, I really want to laugh, what should I do? Hahahaha!" "This episode of "Can I Follow You Home" will become a legend!" "Kusuko's inner OS: This pot of porridge is too hot for my mouth. I want to spit it out." The scene freezes on Nanzi's loveless face, and the background of the five men around her who are still at war with each other, refusing to give in.

They all look good, but the most fragrant ones are onions. Onions, you're so good at [erotic-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [three-flowered cat head] [cat head] [panda head]

It's really nice to write a sandwich like this.

This metaphor... Is unique to the romance of scientist Senku [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl

The majesty of the main palace! ! ! Onion actually has two endings! Looks good! ! !

Looking forward to the sandwich if... Hehe, the main line Onion Touou line is finished with flowers~

Super pretty! ! ! Onion is really awesome! I really like onions! Ps: When will Jinjiang have a function to copy comments? Such cute facial expressions! I think I'll make a copy [please]

Sure enough, Qianzora is the true love

Finished spreading flowers [spreading flowers] Thanks to the teacher for cooking! ! Shockingly delicious!

Boss, can you please post three creations in the comment area [make me healthy]