[A spoiled, gorgeous, greedy, ruthless, sweet-faced little villain as the bottom & an older eunuch top who switches between a refined, elegant, aloof beauty and a deranged, bewitching monster who doesn't act human]
The emperor was gravely ill, and the powerful eunuch Mei Yi controlled the court. He served the emperor with his beauty and remained in favor, earning the hatred of the court.
After the Empress Dowager passed away, the emperor's son Li Ji returned to the capital by imperial decree. The servants disrespected him, his brothers looked down on him, and he was as alone as a duckweed drifting on the water.
A rabbit had fallen into a den of wolves, and, by chance, became neighbors with the most dangerous one. Everyone worried for Li Ji, afraid Mei Yi might tear him limb from limb at any moment.
Sure enough, rumors spread that the Ninth Prince had offended Mei Yi and been slapped in public. They said the slaps and cries could be heard from far away!
"A prince suffering such humiliation should just bash his head in and die!"
"The master isn't a master, the servant isn't a servant. Everything's in chaos!"
The spectators outside were in an uproar, while inside, the protagonists were wrapped in warmth beneath red curtains.
Li Ji lay on the man's body, guiding his hand to the small of his back. He cooed softly, "You left me swollen from your slaps today. Teacher, rub it for me, or I'll disgrace myself before the emperor tomorrow. Then I'll tell Father that I cuckolded him with you."
In the dim candlelight, the man lowered a face like Guanyin's and soothed him in a flat voice: "You won't be able to leave this room tomorrow morning."
When he woke the next day, the man who had been tangled up with him the night before had abruptly become someone else. Stroking the marks on his body, he smiled dangerously and spoke gently: "Good boy, Banban. You had a wonderful time with him last night, didn't you?"
Li Ji: o.O
*
The down-and-out young prince struggled to survive under the powerful eunuch, in a life both shameful and pitiful. Until one day, the funeral bell for the emperor rang, and the Ninth Prince, holding the edict of succession, looked down on the court officials. "Anyone who refuses to kneel will be treated as a traitor."
He hadn't even sat on the throne yet, and already he dared to be so arrogant!
The crowd was furious and, in unspoken agreement, looked toward the Ninth Grand Eunuch standing behind the Ninth Prince. No one wanted the Ninth Prince to ascend the throne more than the man who had repeatedly overstepped his place!
With all eyes on him, the Ninth Grand Eunuch held up the Imperial Sword and knelt before the young prince.
"Kill any traitor on the spot."
What happened to the wicked master and wicked servant? Only then did everyone realize that these two had been secretly working together, a pair of wolves in cahoots!
After the new emperor ascended the throne, a trusted courtier congratulated him: "Your Majesty has gotten what you wanted."
"Gotten what I wanted?" The young emperor lowered his eyes and smiled wryly as he entered his bedchamber.
The curtains hung thick and dark, green gauze served as chains, and a soft couch became a cage, trapping the minister who had helped him ascend the throne.
"People advised me to burn the bridge after crossing it, give Teacher a cup of poisoned wine, and seize all the power. But I want to defy the whole world and drink a wedding cup with Teacher, sharing life and death."
Before Mei Yi, the new emperor still smiled like a child. He asked, "Teacher, will you marry me today?"
Mei Yi fell silent, as if refusing.
Li Ji chuckled. "Then you'll never leave this room."
[Mei Yi is broken jade, a twisted snake, and the Guanyin in Li Ji's dreams.]
Reading guide:
1. The author is terrible at titles and blurbs, and has a bad habit of constantly revising them, but the outline and story won't change (May 10, 2025).
2. The setting is fictional, so don't scrutinize it for historical accuracy. The plot goes wherever it wants and makes no sense. It's just about a couple falling in love.
3. Older top, both are virgins in body and heart, and the top isn't actually a eunuch. The protagonists aren't paragons of virtue. The top is crazy, the bottom is crazy, and together they're crazy.
-- Coming soon: After I Accidentally Seduced the Insane Villainous Big Boss --
[A performer bottom who dreams of being a pampered ornamental canary but is highly skilled in martial arts and slaughters his way through trouble when it counts & a fatherly top who seems noble and unsullied but is actually sinister and vicious, a deranged sweet-faced villain]
Tan Sui, a college guy, died after pulling an all-nighter playing games. When he woke up, he found he'd transmigrated into a registered member of a mysterious martial arts organization in a book.
The organization offered a vast range of services: from assassinating court officials and nobles to stirring up political turmoil, to providing postpartum care for sows and maintaining peace in mountain villages. Pale and beautiful Tan Sui had just been assigned a job:
Help a rich, beautiful client punish the gay pretty boy who took her money to secretly keep a male courtesan.
Determined to meet his KPI, earn his commission, and leave the organization, Tan Sui got right to it!
The scumbag lived in Fengnian Village, and Tan Sui found him as soon as he arrived. Just as the client had said, he was elegant and refined, handsome beyond compare, and looked like a pure, gentle gentleman as bright as the moon. What a perfect hypocrite!
A mature revenge plan only takes three steps:
1. Come between the two men and ruin their relationship.
2. Seduce the scumbag into willingly spending all his money on him.
3. Make the scumbag fall for him, then dump him.
The plan went perfectly. Tan Sui left a cold, cruel farewell letter that cut deep, then dusted himself off and abandoned the "lover" whose money, body, and heart he had deceived. He went back to report in, only to learn he'd apparently gotten the assignment wrong. Had he scammed the wrong scumbag?
What?!
*
The regent was the emperor's uncle, a man of immense power and unmatched beauty, but a late-marriage bachelor. They said he liked men, and the Imperial Astronomical Bureau calculated through the night that the future Princess Consort of the Regent had to come from the Tan family of the Marquis of Suiyuan's household.
The young emperor was filial, so he picked up his brush and issued an imperial marriage decree!
On the wedding day, Tan Sui, who had been dragged back by the Tan family to marry in his elder brother's place, stood trembling in his wedding clothes:
According to the book, the Regent, Zhao Lin, seemed noble and unsullied on the surface but was actually sinister and ruthless, a textbook two-faced villain! Worse, he was addicted to the drug Wushisan. When he went mad, he recognized no one, and in the end he even killed the emperor!
For now, all Tan Sui could do was be a sweet, obedient husband, keep his head down, and wait for the chance to escape!
On their wedding night, the groom lifted his veil, and Tan Sui smiled sweetly. "Husband, husb..."
Wait!
This isn't right!
Why does the groom look exactly like the "ex" he scammed by mistake?!
In the dim candlelight, the man held a wedding scale to his throat. His voice was gentle, his eyes smiling. "Suisui, long time no see."
Tan Sui: "Ha, haha."
Is this a wedding feast or a funeral banquet?
Hey, friends watching from your screens, do you think I'll survive?!
Theme: Seize the day and focus on what's in front of you.
It's been a long time since I've seen such an article that is in line with xp. It's a beautiful attack and a beautiful feeling, not a strong feeling. I'm so touched. The characterization of the wife is also very good. The characters of the protagonist and Gong are not simply summarized by a few labels. The protagonist is very smart and cute, and it is easy to like. In the past, most of the protagonists I watched were beautiful, strong, and miserable, but this time it was the beautiful, strong, and miserable one. The way the protagonist acted as a prince was cool and wanton, which was also very special. Moreover, the identity gap between the attacker and the enemy is also well written. The protagonist is not the kind of false superior who is easily manipulated by resistance. Both the attacker and the receiver are love-minded, and it's so sweet to see this young couple going in both directions. I don't know how to praise my words, so I would like to thank my wife for allowing me to read such a good article in the New Year [Bi Xin]
Does it seem like there are still holes that haven't been filled in? Even though they are small details, maybe I looked too quickly and didn't notice them? Whether the portrait of Concubine Xian is Da Mei's mother is mainly because as soon as this character appears, it feels like there are many stories, but it is not mentioned clearly, although it can be guessed to some extent. Then there are the fourth and the fifth. I always feel that the fifth likes the fourth, but this is always a guess, and I am not sure whether it is true or not. I am more impressed, and then I am more concerned about these two pitfalls. There may be others, but they are just small details.
I like it so much. It's so warm. The writing style is as good as ever. Damei and Xiaoli will always have a good time!
I've finished reading. Thank you to the author [Orange Heart]. The little lovers will last forever.
Finished spreading flowers! ! A cute little couple fighting against each other [please] [please] [please] Xiao Li's state of mind when he left Jiangnan in the extra episode makes people unable to help but call back to how he felt when he left Jinling at the beginning... The child was so sad and confused at that time, and now he has someone who can help him find a home in the capital [please] [please] [please] Xiao Li and Damei should be together well [please] [please] [please]
Finished spreading flowers! I wish lovers will get married eventually! For a long time!
Teacher, teacher~ When will the new article be published [Let me be healthy]
So beautiful oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The writing is so good, so good, madam, why did I only get to know you now? I want to read all your previous books! [Please]
It's completely over. Damei and Xiaoli will always be happy. I am a ruthless little lover 99 machine [Spreading Flowers]
It's been a long time since I've seen such an article that is in line with xp. It's a beautiful attack and a beautiful feeling, not a strong feeling. I'm so touched. The characterization of the wife is also very good. The characters of the protagonist and Gong are not simply summarized by a few labels. The protagonist is very smart and cute, and it is easy to like. In the past, most of the protagonists I watched were beautiful, strong, and miserable, but this time it was the beautiful, strong, and miserable one. The way the protagonist acted as a prince was cool and wanton, which was also very special. Moreover, the identity gap between the attacker and the enemy is also well written. The protagonist is not the kind of false superior who is easily manipulated by resistance. Both the attacker and the receiver are love-minded, and it's so sweet to see this young couple going in both directions. I don't know how to praise my words, so I would like to thank my wife for allowing me to read such a good article in the New Year [Bi Xin]
Does it seem like there are still holes that haven't been filled in? Even though they are small details, maybe I looked too quickly and didn't notice them? Whether the portrait of Concubine Xian is Da Mei's mother is mainly because as soon as this character appears, it feels like there are many stories, but it is not mentioned clearly, although it can be guessed to some extent. Then there are the fourth and the fifth. I always feel that the fifth likes the fourth, but this is always a guess, and I am not sure whether it is true or not. I am more impressed, and then I am more concerned about these two pitfalls. There may be others, but they are just small details.
I like it so much. It's so warm. The writing style is as good as ever. Damei and Xiaoli will always have a good time!
I've finished reading. Thank you to the author [Orange Heart]. The little lovers will last forever.
Finished spreading flowers! ! A cute little couple fighting against each other [please] [please] [please] Xiao Li's state of mind when he left Jiangnan in the extra episode makes people unable to help but call back to how he felt when he left Jinling at the beginning... The child was so sad and confused at that time, and now he has someone who can help him find a home in the capital [please] [please] [please] Xiao Li and Damei should be together well [please] [please] [please]
Finished spreading flowers! I wish lovers will get married eventually! For a long time!
Teacher, teacher~ When will the new article be published [Let me be healthy]
So beautiful oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The writing is so good, so good, madam, why did I only get to know you now? I want to read all your previous books! [Please]
It's completely over. Damei and Xiaoli will always be happy. I am a ruthless little lover 99 machine [Spreading Flowers]