Shen Tangsou, the immortal sect's beloved moonlight, murdered his master and fell into demonic cultivation, only to be slain by his junior brother's own hand.
A hundred years later, Shen Tangsou suddenly comes back to life. His grave injuries won't heal, but there is one way to save him: dual cultivation.
Dual cultivation is great, dual cultivation is wonderful, but finding a partner isn't easy. They need high cultivation and good physical attributes. Wait, isn't that just his innocent, beautiful, cold, desireless junior brother?
As it happens, his junior brother is now the head of the immortal sect, yet he and Shen Tangsou, that sinful scoundrel, have topped the sect's most popular CP rankings for years. Their fans are everywhere, and have written plenty of romance stories, giving Shen Tangsou all the theoretical material he needs for dual cultivation.
At first: I need to save my life, so I'll learn.
After putting it into practice: I'm exhausted. I'd rather die!
Thankfully, after much hard work, he finally completes the task. Shen Tangsou pulls up his pants and makes a run for it, only to be caught...
His junior brother, cruelly used and discarded, has red eyes and a sinister expression. "You don't want me."
Shen Tangsou is resolute. "Dual cultivation only, no romance. It's just for fun, so loosen up... Wait! What are you doing?!"
The lofty hall is cold and bleak, sealed behind layers of restrictions like a cage.
Xue Zhongshu leans close to his ear and gently asks, "Can I love you?"
With a hand gripping the back of his neck, Shen Tangsou's tears soak the pillow. "...I suppose it wouldn't be out of the question."
*
Everyone knows Xue Zhongshu is detached and desireless, proper and self-controlled, and has no patience for his senior fellow apprentice, who has admirers everywhere. Later, their former fellow disciples even become mortal enemies. But no one knows that in the hundred years since Shen Tangsou died, Xue Zhongshu has done only two things: lived for him and died for him.
Nor do they know that Xue Zhongshu's emotionless path had long since crumbled, leaving him a prisoner in a sea of desire.
[A ruthless, deranged beauty who is innocent but eager to learn, and the world's greatest actor, as the bottom; a white-haired, deranged big shot who says little but has a filthy mind and writes his own CP fanfiction, as the top]
P.S. This is not quite an age-gap romance with the younger one on top.
Upcoming story: The Prince Wants to Kill His Husband Every Day
(A sweet little story about two equally strong rivals who love to fight and love each other. If any angels are interested, please check it out and add it to your reading list. Pew pew pew~)
Someone died in Chaotian City, drawing all manner of strange and wicked characters.
Shen Quebai and Zhu Hexing nearly sent each other to their graves the first time they met.
Shen Quebai was born into a prominent family, but was abandoned and raised elsewhere as a child, where he suffered constant abuse.
Zhu Yan has eyes and ears everywhere, and knows that this worthless fool was beaten to death by a cruel servant long ago.
But when they first meet, Shen Quebai is dressed in an elegant green robe, his dancing exquisite: a beautiful youth whose gender is hard to discern. He poisons Zhu Yan, stabs him in the heart, and nearly kills him: a viper with the heart of a hawk and the face of a crane.
Well, better to kill him.
The Sixth Prince, Zhu Hexing, is noble and aloof, and loves playing the zither, painting, and cultivating an elegant air. But he is also a sinister, brutal living hellion who holds the power of life and death.
Shen Quebai transmigrates into The Prince and knows that Zhu Hexing is a certifiable lunatic.
But when they first meet, Zhu Hexing is like a pine tree beneath the moon: a true imperial scion, a dragon and phoenix among men. He kicks Zhu Hexing in the backside, steals his peach, and stabs him between the legs, nearly making him a eunuch: a shameless, vulgar bastard.
Well, better to kill him.
But fate has a sense of humor, and an imperial edict arrives, ordering them to marry.
On their wedding night, as the newlyweds are meant to be united, Shen Quebai slashes Zhu Hexing's wedding robe and holds the tip of his knife to Zhu Hexing's heart, saying coquettishly, "Husband, let's have some fun."
Zhu Hexing lifts his chin with the wedding scale, its sharp end at his throat, and replies gently, "Don't rush. I'm coming."
*
After first meeting Shen Quebai, Zhu Hexing is in a sorry state. He asks, "Who is he?"
An old monk replies, "A variable, one that could change the struggle for the throne."
I'll just kill him, Zhu Hexing thinks.
Later, after writing out the Ten Rules of Being a Good Husband ten times, Zhu Hexing falls into thought and asks again, "Who is he?"
The old monk says, "Your tribulation, Your Highness."
Zhu Hexing swiftly draws his blade and kills... the mosquito that was only trying to bite his tribulation.
Shen Quebai lies sprawled on a beauty couch and slowly wakes, reaching out to touch his Adam's apple. "Your Highness, are you going to kill your husband?"
Their fingers intertwine, and their two jade rings softly clink. Zhu Hexing bends down and bites his neck. "I'll let you die beneath the peonies."
[A black-hearted lunatic who speaks coquettishly while wielding a knife, as the bottom; a beautiful, dark-hearted, sinister beauty who goes mad on schedule, as the top]
Theme: Stay true to your original intentions, even amid chaos.
How could those 37-degree hands write such cold words? !
Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... And I cried so hard oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,
——Advance payment——
Question: What should I do when I pass through the book and become the exiled concubine of the Hou Mansion? One day when I am on my way home, I meet the mad boss in the original book who killed the king and his nephew, disowned his relatives, wiped out the entire family of the original owner, and left the original owner to a tragic death?
"Because I just happened to meet you..." BGM sounded, and Xu Lishan looked at the two options in front of him:
A: A hero saves a beauty, clings to the boss's lap, and works conscientiously to earn a living.
B: Pretend you haven't been here and respect and bless everyone's destiny.
A or B?
Xu Lishan thought carefully and carefully chose "or": I will kill you while you are sick.
After feeding him a pill of poison, Xu Lishan devoutly blessed him: Brother, I will never see you again.
Grandpa returned to the west, and Xu Lishan returned to Beijing to observe filial piety.
That night, the spiritual tablet was bright and the mourning hall was peaceful. Xu Lishan was happy and tipsy, but when he turned around, he saw a familiar face - grandma's. He really saw a ghost.
He was knocked unconscious with a "pop", and when he woke up, Xu Lishan was chained and said piously: I will be His Highness's person in the future, and His Highness's ghost in death.
Not only did "or" fail, but he was also forced to sign a three-no contract with the big boss with no wages, no human rights, and no dignity. Xu Lishan was very melancholy. He felt that the future was bleak, but he accidentally discovered an unexpected surprise. That is, the bloody, cruel and cold boss seemed to be... A little innocent? !
Hey! Wouldn't this be easy to handle?
If you can't win, if you can't kill him with poison, if you can't deal with it, then... Xu Lishan changes his cards: sleep with him!
Regarding Su Wang Jingshu, everyone knows the third one.
First, use thunderous means and keep strangers away.
Secondly, his appearance is unmatched in the world.
Third, if you don't like beauty, there will be no one on the bed.
In the fifteenth year of Anqing, four new things were added: secretly communicating with Xu Lishan, teaching and receiving privately, and even working together in the field... In short, he became someone's subordinate.
Just as gossip was spreading and the story was selling like hot cakes, the person involved, Mr. Xu, ran away with the baggage overnight.
No one knows the reason. They only know that when Prince Su's carriage returned to Beijing, the doors and windows were closed and the chains kept ringing.
[The femme fatale who is lively and ruthless, has superb acting skills but is a love liar is criticized by a high-ranking, sinister and cold-hearted man with a bit of love brain]
I can afford three boxes of blades
It's so beautiful. The writing is really good. How come there are so few collections?
Hello, may I ask where to send the blades?
I want to hide under your bed and monitor the whole process.
Throw flowers! The characters of the wife all have a sense of collision. I like them.
Good looking, recommended. I don't know why I can't give it a five-star rating. I'll come back to rate another day.
How could those 37-degree hands write such cold words? !
Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... And I cried so hard oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,
——Advance payment—— Question: What should I do when I pass through the book and become the exiled concubine of the Hou Mansion? One day when I am on my way home, I meet the mad boss in the original book who killed the king and his nephew, disowned his relatives, wiped out the entire family of the original owner, and left the original owner to a tragic death? "Because I just happened to meet you..." BGM sounded, and Xu Lishan looked at the two options in front of him: A: A hero saves a beauty, clings to the boss's lap, and works conscientiously to earn a living. B: Pretend you haven't been here and respect and bless everyone's destiny. A or B? Xu Lishan thought carefully and carefully chose "or": I will kill you while you are sick. After feeding him a pill of poison, Xu Lishan devoutly blessed him: Brother, I will never see you again. Grandpa returned to the west, and Xu Lishan returned to Beijing to observe filial piety. That night, the spiritual tablet was bright and the mourning hall was peaceful. Xu Lishan was happy and tipsy, but when he turned around, he saw a familiar face - grandma's. He really saw a ghost. He was knocked unconscious with a "pop", and when he woke up, Xu Lishan was chained and said piously: I will be His Highness's person in the future, and His Highness's ghost in death. Not only did "or" fail, but he was also forced to sign a three-no contract with the big boss with no wages, no human rights, and no dignity. Xu Lishan was very melancholy. He felt that the future was bleak, but he accidentally discovered an unexpected surprise. That is, the bloody, cruel and cold boss seemed to be... A little innocent? ! Hey! Wouldn't this be easy to handle? If you can't win, if you can't kill him with poison, if you can't deal with it, then... Xu Lishan changes his cards: sleep with him! Regarding Su Wang Jingshu, everyone knows the third one. First, use thunderous means and keep strangers away. Secondly, his appearance is unmatched in the world. Third, if you don't like beauty, there will be no one on the bed. In the fifteenth year of Anqing, four new things were added: secretly communicating with Xu Lishan, teaching and receiving privately, and even working together in the field... In short, he became someone's subordinate. Just as gossip was spreading and the story was selling like hot cakes, the person involved, Mr. Xu, ran away with the baggage overnight. No one knows the reason. They only know that when Prince Su's carriage returned to Beijing, the doors and windows were closed and the chains kept ringing. [The femme fatale who is lively and ruthless, has superb acting skills but is a love liar is criticized by a high-ranking, sinister and cold-hearted man with a bit of love brain]
I can afford three boxes of blades
It's so beautiful. The writing is really good. How come there are so few collections?
Hello, may I ask where to send the blades?
I want to hide under your bed and monitor the whole process.
Throw flowers! The characters of the wife all have a sense of collision. I like them.
Good looking, recommended. I don't know why I can't give it a five-star rating. I'll come back to rate another day.
Boss, I really like your writing.