If You Dare Love My Wife, You Die

Blurb: [A silly, sweet little treat~] [I revise like a maniac, and the table of contents shows the latest version. The only official version is on Jinjiang 🍀] [Main bottom, 1v1. The character descriptions show what the leads look like.] Ji Zhudeng: A cold, obsessive beauty of a bottom who is only cold to the top. He despises himself even as he does every bad thing in the book. Yu Xingran: A virtuous, scheming green tea, a lovesick, possessive husband whose only thought is stealing his wife's underwear. Top's perspective: The young Omega master suddenly discovers he's a cannon-fodder character in a book. His beloved fiance isn't just an Omega pretending to be an Alpha. At military school, he'll also get together with another Alpha. Even when the version of himself in the book goes mad trying to win his husband back and threatens suicide, his husband still chooses to abandon him. Yu Xingran loves his beautiful fiance more than anything, and can't understand why he would lose out to some rock-hard Alpha. At last, he finds the answer in something the scummy Alpha in the book says while flirting with his fiance: “Can your Omega wife satisfy you?” Yu Xingran: Thunderstruck. He transfers schools on the spot, puts down his flower-arranging tools, picks up a wrench, and starts learning about mechs and how to be a top. Bottom's perspective: Ji Zhudeng has a fiance. He's considerate, beautiful, gentle, and clingy. By every measure, he's the perfect Omega. The only problem is, he's not an Alpha and can't give Yu Xingran the happiness he wants. Just as Ji Zhudeng has almost finished preparing everything and is about to confess the truth and break off their engagement, Yu Xingran suddenly mutates. Not only does he transfer schools and move in with Ji Zhudeng, he also shouts, “I'm going to give you the best love there is!” while chugging growth serum and clinging to him, sobbing. “Those hands are for piloting mechs, not for doing laundry and cooking for some other stinking Alpha.” Ji Zhudeng, a kitchen disaster: “?” Ji Zhudeng is forced to accept Yu Xingran's public declarations of love, all the while worrying about the day his secret will be exposed. Until one night, Ji Zhudeng lies awake, and Yu Xingran climbs into bed and expertly bites down on his gland. Ji Zhudeng: “?” … Snake-coded x bird-coded. [A romance between two Omegas. At heart, it's a story about two slightly unhinged hopeless romantics falling for each other. Readers with strict character preferences, enter at your own risk!] Reading guide: 1. 1v1 happy ending, mutual devotion, both pure and strong, two beautiful leads. Written to indulge my tastes. 2. Mainly from the bottom's perspective. The couple are made for each other. No breaking them up and no role reversal. 3. For more, see the author's note in Chapter One. Respect people's tastes; everything in this story is something I personally find appealing. [Collect a full set of illustrations and find me on Weibo for the original images. Collect three sets and ask me for a surprise little gift 🎁] Coming soon: [Omega top, Alpha bottom, mainly from the bottom's perspective, both strong and beautiful] “How Can I, a Cannon-Fodder Top, Rise to the Top? [OA]” How do you rise to the top after being transmigrated as cannon fodder and falling for the main character bottom? One: Deal with the main character top. Two: Kidnap the main character bottom. Three: Take advantage of the situation and confess your feelings to the main character bottom. Chu Jing completes the first two steps smoothly, but gets stuck at the last one. The main character bottom is in heat, his gaze dark and the corners of his eyes flushed. He's just waiting for Chu Jing to make a move, but suddenly Chu Jing can't go through with it. System: Warning. Cannon fodder are forbidden from defiling the protagonist. Chu Jing: ? Chu Jing's temper flares. Who says that just because it's forbidden, he can't defile him? As the System mocks him and the main character bottom looks at him with disdain, Chu Jing loses his head and climbs on top. Main character bottom: ?! System: !!! Blurb two: Chu Jing transmigrates into an interstellar novel as a cannon-fodder Alpha space pirate. The original character falls in love with the main character bottom at first sight and immediately abducts him, leaving no stone unturned in his rough treatment and his wild, obsessive declarations of love. Before he can get what he wants, the main character top arrives just in time to shoot him in the head. He dies full of resentment. System: You have one task. Stay alive. Chu Jing and the System make a plan to keep their distance from the main character bottom, until Chu Jing sees his picture. Chu Jing: …He's breathtaking! Chu Jing follows the original character's path. He waits until the main character bottom is drugged and goes into heat, then carries him off and flees into the night. After that night, Chu Jing goes out to drink his sorrows away on unsteady legs. When he returns, the stunning beauty he spent the night with is pouting and looking disgusted as he washes Chu Jing's underwear. Fussy beauty top x carefree flirtatious bottom Coming soon: “This Is a Matchmaking Center! [Infinite]” Blurb: A benevolent, beautiful, and true-believing evil god bottom x a sacrificial offering top who has been beaten into submission by “domestic abuse” Lan Chenxi gets a job at a matchmaking center as a senior relationship consultant. In other words, a matchmaker. Instance One: The Singles Factory [In this city, singles are being produced around the clock.] [That's right. Our factory's goal is to pair them all up.] Instance Two: The Battle Between Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law [We've heard some guests were abandoned by their parents as children, but don't worry. Today, the program has reunited them with their long-lost parents!] [Guest: ?] Instance Three: Eighteen Babies at Once Instance Four: What to Do When the Seven-Year Itch Hits Instance Five: After Tearing Apart the Other Woman, the Other Woman's Rival, and the Other Woman's Rival's Rival Instance Six: Who Touched My Pension? … Short scene: Interviewer: Let's congratulate this person on successfully finding a partner. Do you have any advice or experiences you'd like to share? Newly partnered contestant A: I used to kill people, and everyone ostracized me. Ever since I joined the dating game, they say I'm doing a great job and ask how many more I've killed since. [All blurbs have been saved as screenshots.] Theme: A harmonious family brings prosperity to everything.