The Goofy Substitute and the Tycoon's Marriage Contract

In a danmei novel, the transmigrated protagonist has three love interests: A gentle show-off who lives off others, dumps his real sugar daddy, and marries his one true love: a down-and-out rich heir. An aloof man on the outside but burning with passion within, an actor who can hold out longer than a tortoise and needs only a kiss to give in. A younger, wolfish guy who cries while going at it, pouts as he works, and gets hard as a rock. Fu Yanle is the substitute for the protagonist, shared between all three love interests. A native-born tool character forced into a lovesick mindset, he burns himself out helping the protagonist's group, gets swindled out of his money and heart, and dies full of resentment: a wealthy family's biggest sucker. But before he dies, he learns that the protagonist, who is getting hot and heavy with all three love interests, has a one true love: Yu Jingchen, a minor character in the book. A lofty beauty untouched by the protagonist's halo, innocent in both body and mind; an abstinent, cold, untouchable wealthy magnate; and a chosen partner who proactively proposes a marriage of convenience and faithfully observes his wifely duties. A top-notch man! Just when I want to beat a dog, the stick falls right into my hand. * In his previous life, Fu Yanle was deceived by his scumbag lover's sweet nothings into turning down a popular national variety show. The protagonist used the show to hype up a love-triangle pairing with two of the men, scoring three scandals in a row and becoming a top-tier star. This time, he accepts the invitation and goes after the dogs. As soon as the news breaks, the haters come crawling out of the woodwork: "A talentless pretty boy who mooches off others gets on a national variety show? Which sugar daddy are you working so hard for this time?" Fu Yanle replies sweetly: "I'm dancing on your grave. No need to thank me for the effort. You brain-dead moron, may you never rest in peace." When the official announcement comes out, the haters get snide: "You're really working hard to get famous. How's your health these days?" Fu Yanle hits back with a sweet smile: "Sweet words are no substitute for a big fat check. Your mouth stinks. Let's see if you can take a punch." As his popularity soars, the haters keep at it: "You're an orphan. Nobody likes you as much as Tongtong!" But then The actor love interest: "Heaven and earth can attest to my feelings for you." Fu Yanle: "Even if heaven and earth joined together, I'd rather go blind than believe you." The wolfish love interest: "You're so good-looking. I like you." Fu Yanle: "You're not blind, but you're ugly. Get lost and stop bothering me." The young master love interest: "There's only you in my heart, no one else." Fu Yanle: "I'll crush your filthy heart. Spare my precious life." Haters: "?!" The bewildered ship fans: Who's going to tame this little fox? The sprawling ensemble pairing sets the internet ablaze, but Fu Yanle is pinned by the back of the neck by his secretly married husband, who demands, "Whose are you?" The next day, Fu Yanle, who'd been screwed into questioning his entire life, tearfully posts a photo of their marriage certificate on Weibo: [I'm a gorgeous little fool, and I'll only ever be paired with my husband!] The aloof, glamorous Zongchen Group official account quickly reposts: [Our boss's wife is talented and beautiful. If anyone else dares covet him, we'll beat you till you go clanging!] [A narcissistic goofball, shamelessly seductive and sharp-tongued bottom & a powerful top who is the opposite of what he seems, plotting step by step and radiating the scent of green tea] A few notes: 1. The blurb was drafted on 2021.11.22. It may be changed at any time, but the general idea will stay the same. All versions are recorded in "Blurb Titles." 2. This is a fictional setting, with everything made up! Same-sex marriage is legal here. The author mixed the logic in with ice cream and cream puffs and ate it. 3. The author doesn't follow celebrities. None of the characters are based on real people! No real-life inspirations whatsoever! Pre-release: After I Wronged My Rival in Love, the Villain The Canary is a wall-to-wall sex novel. It's 50,000 words long. It opens with a deranged villainous top falling in love at first sight with a pitiful, delicate bottom, and ends with the bottom stabbing the top to death before getting struck by lightning and dying while fleeing. Everything in between is noncon, with the top forcing the bottom to stay while the bottom tries to escape, plus Zhang San putting on a big show. Pei Shuhuai picked it up for the explicit content, but when he got to the end, the two leads hadn't even made it onto the same train! The one who kept him from getting any action was a disposable tool character in the original, sharing his name: the top's love rival and the bottom's second brother. Whenever the leads got on board, this extra would inevitably stop them. He was a professional train-stopper, an expert in physical castration. Pei Shuhuai never expected to transmigrate into this character. Even less did he expect to wake up with a man sleeping beside him: the novel's sinister, deranged protagonist, Qi Muting! They were covered in marks of passion, but Pei Shuhuai didn't feel a thing. Meanwhile, Qi Muting looked pale, weary, and frail. Had he... topped the protagonist? This is bad. Pei Shuhuai grabs his beach shorts and tries to flee, only to get a cramp in his calf and bang his forehead against Qi Muting's belly. Physically jolted awake, Qi Muting slowly opens his eyes, his expression dark. "If you like kneeling so much, you'll stay on your knees from now on." Images of unspeakable acts flash through Pei Shuhuai's mind. He reaches out with a trembling hand. "Don't do anything rash! We've moved from the flower market to the herb market!" * In his previous life, Qi Muting died because of his obsession. He was stabbed to death, but he was the one who handed over the knife. He never expected Heaven to give him no peace and make him live his life over again. Even less did he expect to sleep with the worthless rival who had never stayed down, then make him kneel and kowtow for mercy. Qi Muting haughtily and coldly shows up to deliver a check. Steward Pei: "Mr. Qi, the Second Young Master can't see you." Qi Muting: "Is he afraid?" Steward Pei: "No, the Second and Third Young Masters eloped abroad." Qi Muting: "?" [A gloomy, deranged, sinister villainous magnate top vs. a goofball bottom with one new way to get himself killed every day] P.S. The protagonist transmigrates into the book in his own body. Theme: Juggle romance and career.