[A sweet-talking, knife-wielding black lotus of a bottom vs. a beautiful, wicked-hearted, rakish top who has scheduled fits of madness]
Someone has died in Chaotian City, drawing all manner of monsters and demons out of the woodwork.
Knowing full well there's a tiger on the mountain, Zhu Hexing heads straight for it. Along the way, he meets Shen Quebai, a fair-skinned, beautiful, honey-tongued little liar who wants to send him to his grave.
Zhu Hexing has a hidden agenda, and Shen Quebai has ill intentions. They meet on a narrow path.
[1]
Shen Quebai is the discarded son of a marquis's household, banished from home. Zhu Hexing has eyes and ears everywhere and knows that Shen died a horrible death years ago. Yet when they meet, Shen Quebai is dressed in a gorgeous red robe, dancing with extraordinary grace, a beautiful youth whose sex is hard to tell. He drugs Zhu, stabs him in the heart, and is a poisonous snake with the heart of a wolf and the looks of a crane.
Zhu Hexing is born to wealth and privilege, and has unmatched good looks, yet he is a sinister and brutal living King of Hell. Shen Quebai sees him as a pawn and waits patiently with a knife in hand, hoping to catch a glimpse of his face before striking. Yet when they meet, Zhu Hexing is dazzling enough to kill, noble and aloof, a true dragon and phoenix of the imperial line. He pulls down Shen's pants, kicks him in the crotch, and is a shameless, foul-mouthed bastard.
Zhu and Shen: Maybe we should just kill him!
But fate has other plans. An imperial decree of marriage arrives, with both their names stamped in gold on the marriage certificate.
On their wedding night, when the mandarin ducks are paired, Shen Quebai slices Zhu Hexing's wedding robe to shreds with a flick of his knife, presses the tip against his heart, and says coyly, "Husband, let's play."
The wedding scale in Zhu Hexing's hand is sharp as a blade as he traces it across Shen's chest and stomach. In a tender voice, he says, "To die beneath a beauty's body is to die happy."
[2]
Zhu Hexing catches a wild magpie and puts it in his golden nest.
It fans the flames, eager to throw the world into chaos, while also getting tangled up in its own feelings and losing its cool.
Zhu Hexing listens to its cries, kisses its hot tears, and never expects it to shed its beautiful skin and bare its cold, hard chest, only to reveal the softest heart in the world, one that can contain his madness and save his shattered soul.
Zhu Hexing thinks, this really is a dangerously intimate knife, turned around to cut his own throat.
"Who is Shen Quebai?"
"A dead man."
"A pawn."
"Darling."
Reader's guide:
1. The person on the cover is the bottom.
2. The original title was His Highness Wants to Kill His Husband Every Day (do not use this one). It was previously titled Your Highness, Please Die.
3. The premise for this blurb was written on June 5, 2022.
Theme: When the nightmare breaks, the dimmed mirror shines clear again.
Emperor: Speechless, I have sinned and made you and your wife act as extras.
Emperor Jing'an: Even if I die, I can't stop you from becoming monsters.
Damn it! ? Are we the emperor's sons? ? ?
Zhu: How can the ball thrown by Quebai be called a colored ball? It is an embroidered ball.
Uncle: a useless thing
——Advance payment——
Question: What should I do when I pass through the book and become the exiled concubine of the Hou Mansion? One day when I am on my way home, I meet the mad boss in the original book who killed the king and his nephew, disowned his relatives, wiped out the entire family of the original owner, and left the original owner to a tragic death?
"Because I just happened to meet you..." BGM sounded, and Xu Lishan looked at the two options in front of him:
A: A hero saves a beauty, clings to the boss's lap, and works conscientiously to earn a living.
B: Pretend you haven't been here and respect and bless everyone's destiny.
A or B?
Xu Lishan thought carefully and carefully chose "or": I will kill you while you are sick.
After feeding him a pill of poison, Xu Lishan devoutly blessed him: Brother, I will never see you again.
Grandpa returned to the west, and Xu Lishan returned to Beijing to observe filial piety.
That night, the spiritual tablet was bright and the mourning hall was peaceful. Xu Lishan was happy and tipsy, but when he turned around, he saw a familiar face - grandma's. He really saw a ghost.
He was knocked unconscious with a "pop", and when he woke up, Xu Lishan was chained and said piously: I will be His Highness's person in the future, and His Highness's ghost in death.
Not only did "or" fail, but he was also forced to sign a three-no contract with the big boss with no wages, no human rights, and no dignity. Xu Lishan was very melancholy. He felt that the future was bleak, but he accidentally discovered an unexpected surprise. That is, the bloody, cruel and cold boss seemed to be... A little innocent? !
Hey! Wouldn't this be easy to handle?
If you can't win, if you can't kill him with poison, if you can't deal with it, then... Xu Lishan changes his cards: sleep with him!
Regarding Su Wang Jingshu, everyone knows the third one.
First, use thunderous means and keep strangers away.
Secondly, his appearance is unmatched in the world.
Third, if you don't like beauty, there will be no one on the bed.
In the fifteenth year of Anqing, four new things were added: secretly communicating with Xu Lishan, teaching and receiving privately, and even working together in the field... In short, he became someone's subordinate.
Just as gossip was spreading and the story was selling like hot cakes, the person involved, Mr. Xu, ran away with the baggage overnight.
No one knows the reason. They only know that when Prince Su's carriage returned to Beijing, the doors and windows were closed and the chains kept ringing.
[The femme fatale who is lively and ruthless, has superb acting skills but is a love liar is criticized by a high-ranking, sinister and cold-hearted man with a bit of love brain]
Yeah, the little bird doesn't want the crane to do anything, it's so gentle.
Sure enough, the protagonist became the emperor again, and I vomited blood. I didn't mean that my wife's writing was bad, it was just that I made too many mistakes and felt tired for the protagonist. As the emperor, I couldn't help myself with many things. In the end, things changed and people changed.
Congratulations on the completion! ! ! Throw flowers! Looking forward to more works from the teacher!
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Emperor: Speechless, I have sinned and made you and your wife act as extras.
Emperor Jing'an: Even if I die, I can't stop you from becoming monsters.
Damn it! ? Are we the emperor's sons? ? ?
Zhu: How can the ball thrown by Quebai be called a colored ball? It is an embroidered ball.
Uncle: a useless thing
——Advance payment—— Question: What should I do when I pass through the book and become the exiled concubine of the Hou Mansion? One day when I am on my way home, I meet the mad boss in the original book who killed the king and his nephew, disowned his relatives, wiped out the entire family of the original owner, and left the original owner to a tragic death? "Because I just happened to meet you..." BGM sounded, and Xu Lishan looked at the two options in front of him: A: A hero saves a beauty, clings to the boss's lap, and works conscientiously to earn a living. B: Pretend you haven't been here and respect and bless everyone's destiny. A or B? Xu Lishan thought carefully and carefully chose "or": I will kill you while you are sick. After feeding him a pill of poison, Xu Lishan devoutly blessed him: Brother, I will never see you again. Grandpa returned to the west, and Xu Lishan returned to Beijing to observe filial piety. That night, the spiritual tablet was bright and the mourning hall was peaceful. Xu Lishan was happy and tipsy, but when he turned around, he saw a familiar face - grandma's. He really saw a ghost. He was knocked unconscious with a "pop", and when he woke up, Xu Lishan was chained and said piously: I will be His Highness's person in the future, and His Highness's ghost in death. Not only did "or" fail, but he was also forced to sign a three-no contract with the big boss with no wages, no human rights, and no dignity. Xu Lishan was very melancholy. He felt that the future was bleak, but he accidentally discovered an unexpected surprise. That is, the bloody, cruel and cold boss seemed to be... A little innocent? ! Hey! Wouldn't this be easy to handle? If you can't win, if you can't kill him with poison, if you can't deal with it, then... Xu Lishan changes his cards: sleep with him! Regarding Su Wang Jingshu, everyone knows the third one. First, use thunderous means and keep strangers away. Secondly, his appearance is unmatched in the world. Third, if you don't like beauty, there will be no one on the bed. In the fifteenth year of Anqing, four new things were added: secretly communicating with Xu Lishan, teaching and receiving privately, and even working together in the field... In short, he became someone's subordinate. Just as gossip was spreading and the story was selling like hot cakes, the person involved, Mr. Xu, ran away with the baggage overnight. No one knows the reason. They only know that when Prince Su's carriage returned to Beijing, the doors and windows were closed and the chains kept ringing. [The femme fatale who is lively and ruthless, has superb acting skills but is a love liar is criticized by a high-ranking, sinister and cold-hearted man with a bit of love brain]
Yeah, the little bird doesn't want the crane to do anything, it's so gentle.
Sure enough, the protagonist became the emperor again, and I vomited blood. I didn't mean that my wife's writing was bad, it was just that I made too many mistakes and felt tired for the protagonist. As the emperor, I couldn't help myself with many things. In the end, things changed and people changed.
Congratulations on the completion! ! ! Throw flowers! Looking forward to more works from the teacher!
Hahahaha, it's so cute