[Hebrew] There's a Michael in Heaven

[Angel of Gossip x Sharp-Tongued, Black-Hearted Satans]

Ten thousand years after the War of the Morning Star, Heaven and Hell have both entered the information age.

Online novels are everywhere, and gossip is flying thick and fast.

Marketing accounts devoted to digging up intelligence and gossip about the opposing side have sprung up in both Heaven and Hell, quickly becoming indispensable topics of conversation for angels and fallen angels alike.

Among them, an account called "Abyssal Carola" has become an immortal legend in Hell's entertainment industry, thanks to the accuracy of its scoops, the speed of its operations, and the explosive nature of its gossip.

#Shocking! His Majesty the Demon King and Her Majesty the Demon Queen Share a Passionate Kiss by the Jordan River: Flower Meadow Play?!#

After spending thousands of years dancing on the edge of disaster and exposing the secrets the Seven Deadly Sins most wanted hidden, Abyssal Carola has finally encountered the biggest crisis since its debut.

Mammon, the little prince of Hell, whose pink underwear was exposed by Abyssal Carola, searched all of Hell for revenge to no avail, then secretly ran off to Heaven.

But the biggest problem is:

Why does HEAVEN ALSO HAVE AN ABYSSAL CAROLA?!

Mammon was baffled.

#His Highness Michael Secretly Meets Dajiya at Night: Is His Highness Raphael Being Cheated On?!#

#A Night of Terror in Saint Fuliya! Unknown Creature Appears in the Temple Tonight#

Mammon: ...

Fine. Different worlds, same old mess. Abyssal Carola really treats everyone equally, ruining every single person's life without bias.

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Thanks to Mammon's arduous efforts (running around and causing a scene) and silver tongue (throwing tantrums and shamelessly pleading), a hunt for Abyssal Carola swept through Heaven and Hell alike.

A person may act, but Heaven is watching. After thousands of years spent digging up people's private lives, Abyssal Carola had unquestionably claimed the number one spot on Heaven and Hell's most-hated list.

After all the twists and turns, when Abyssal Carola's true identity finally came to light, the higher-ups in Heaven and Hell were left utterly stunned.

Red hair, blue eyes, an angel. Th-this, this, this looks a little familiar!

#Abyssal Carola's True Identity Revealed!!! Is Heaven in for Another Sleepless Night?#

Someone tell them: how could the mysterious big shot who had ruled the entertainment scenes of Heaven and Hell for thousands of years, taken scandalous photos of the Demon King, exposed the Deputy Lord's affair, and seen through countless secrets of the Archangel and the Satans, be Michael, the Demon King's ex and Heaven's current Deputy Lord?

And also, what kind of thing is it to expose your own affair yourself?!

[Bonus Scene]

Michael felt he had done pretty well for himself in this life...

As long as nobody brought up his messy love life.

It gave him a headache every day, probably because of all those exes of his, and the two people beside him who kept fanning the flames.

#I Think I Married a Fake Wife and Had a Fake Son#

#I Just Realized My Love Life Is Actually a Realistic Family Drama. What Do I Do?#

Notes:

1. A romantic battlefield story, packed with all kinds of outrageous love-triangle drama. Not a single decent person among the main and supporting cast.

2. Michael is adored by everyone. Open ending.

3. The setting and characters have been heavily altered from mythology. The novel itself is the authority.

Theme: Always love yourself most.