Novel title xx = Paid
Also known as:
“Teyvat, Call Me Dad. Mom Works Too.”
“Want to Buy Mora? Come on, Buy Mora!”
“Watered Down and Beheaded”
Transmigration, amnesia, another world.
The traditional, clichéd, otherworldly trash-fiction start.
A formula that's neither enjoyable to read nor easy to abandon is so boring.
Those were some of the famous sayings Har learned from the comment feed.
As a quick learner, he picked up more than that. He also learned that cute things should be called Hachi-x, and that dragons are a sign of emperors... Wait, what on earth have you been learning?
For an old farmer with a farm, this might not be such a good thing.
For example...
The boy who had yet to become a prison warden looked helplessly at the lump crouching on the ground. “Selling melons in prison is a pretty unique business.”
Him: “They're guaranteed ripe!”
A certain judge stared blankly at the land in front of him. “So you invited me here just to water the fields?”
Him: “Please, water dragon.”
A certain Electro little fire: “Excuse me, could you get out of my coffin?”
Him: “Want to buy fish? Fresh, live fish.”
An old man who'd gone out without money: “Hmm... These bamboo shoots are so fresh. They'd be perfect for soup. Can I pay you later?”
Him: “No buy now, pay later.”
A certain feathery bird-man: “Damn it, why are you still here?!”
Him: “The hoeing efficiency is too low. I'd like to return this.”
A certain pink-haired reporter: “So, Mr. Har, your first pot of gold... you really didn't get it by making threats?”
Him: “I'm a farmer, an honest man. Honest people don't lie to honest people!”
Note: The setting and outline for this story were written before the Natlan preview. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please refer to the official version.
Theme: Labor creates value!
Hal cleverly used a series of tricks, and Villette went to the guillotine by mistake. But it's a good thing that we found out there is a problem with the tire water this time.
Apep: What does it mean that the Thunder Dragon King recognized the Water Dragon King as his father and the Rock God as his grandfather? King Ni, please take me away
These are the guys who are getting taller than the other animals and getting further and further away from people [covering face, laughing and crying]
It's so funny, that's why I can't love Reindot. She has a beautiful face and a very charming personality, but when I think about the ridiculous things she does, I can't fall in love at all 💔
I remember Nonawa said Howl's tail was fat.
Second death Did Die Dian get a sneak peek and laugh?
Two rock ridges resonate for mining. The old man is drinking tea.
Ke Qing may not know that she has an extra mother.
In the analysis of Douyin brushes, one direction is that big eyes are the real stubbornness, because everything in Teyvat is the other way around or something.
Lorne of Mondstadt, A Fight of Rice Wife, Xeno of Sumeru, Leosley and Linny of Fontaine, Oloran of Nata, the cubs mature too early in winter, and as for Liyue...